Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

Chapter 360 Man, You Successfully Got My Attention

"Take control~~~"

Pei Yan's handsome cow-controlling technique intends to make the old scalper as obedient as a horse.

"Mo~~"

The old scalper flicked his tail while walking slowly, passing Jiang Che and Zhen Lanchu casually.

Everyone: "..."

"Stupid cow, the president told you to stop, if you are stupid again, I will sell you to plow in Africa!"

Pei Yan is in a hurry, this is the first time he and his family's cute and loving young educated youth met, how could this old scalper not cooperate!

He turned his head and glared at Su Wei who was more confused than him: "Idiot, what are you doing in a daze, haven't you heard of manual parking!"

Manually blocking a few words made Su Wei startled, and immediately jumped out of the carriage to pull the traction rope on the old scalper.

"Stop, stop... Our Huangpu president tells you to stop!"

"Mo~~"

The old scalper didn't give any face, and continued to move forward, Su Wei was dragged away.

Jiang Che: "..."

Zhen Lanchu: "..."

People watching the live broadcast: "..."

[Hahaha, I beg God Jiang and Goddess Lanchu to have a psychological shadow area at this moment! 】

[I bet that Su Xiaocute's character design today is the little follower of the boss of Huangpu. 】

[Oh my god, I really want to die from laughing, my mother looks at me like she's watching a psycho! 】

[Old swan, save this stupid cow, it has made our Huangpu tyrant lose face! 】

……

Pei Yan's face flushed and he was angry.

Throughout the ages, he has no relationship with animals, and all animals hate him.

The spiritual pet that was raised before, intends to kill him every day.

As a result, in modern times, even the old cow doesn't listen to him.

Sure enough, his animal fate is limited to Xiaobai...

In the end, Jiang Che couldn't see it. He put down the luggage in his hands and caught up with the old scalper. With a gentle face, he patted the back of the cow: "Stop."

A miraculous scene appeared, the old scalper who was more proud than Pei Yan stopped immediately, and even arched his hand with his head. It looked like a pet acting like a spoiled child.

Jiang Che rarely appeared on variety shows, so it was the first time he discovered that he had a very high affinity for animals.

Pei Yan couldn't help being sour again. Sure enough, these little beasts all like Che'er...

The acid turned to acid, but he still chose to continue to pull back the domineering bastard who had collapsed to the brink.

Standing on the bullock cart, he looked down at Jiang Che condescendingly, and for a long time, he revealed a smile that was full of interest and evil to the bone.

Jiang Che: "..."

Inexplicably, I feel that Master's smile is a bit swollen.

He seemed to have guessed the master's character design for this issue.

Pei Yan jumped out of the bullock cart, slapped Jiang Che on the old scalper, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and suddenly wrapped his arms around his narrow waist, leaned over, approached him, and began to tease him.

"Man, you have successfully caught my attention! Remember, from today on, your man's name is—Huangpu Peiyan, cutie, what's your name."

The corner of Jiang Che's mouth twitched: "Jiang Che."

"It turned out to be you, Zhuge Cuihua. Remember, I am your man. From now on, your name will be Huangpu. Zhuge. Cuihua. Jiang Che!"

Pei Yan directly changed his surname, and even gave him her husband's surname without authorization.

[Hahaha, Pei Di really has a talent for variety shows with a strong flavor of Mary Su campus culture! 】

【Hahahaha, he ran away, he chased, he couldn't fly! 】

[Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him, Chong Duck, Huangpu Pei Yan! 】

……

The barrage is crazy.

Su Wei, a young master of teardown, went online again to tear down CP with his bare hands. Panting, he ran to Pei Yan's side, and deftly tore apart the screen of the school idol drama wall with the old scalper as the background.

"Brother, you can't play hooligans in this era, you will be arrested and sent to reform through labor!"

"Fart, playing hooligans with your own wife. Is that hooliganism? That's a show of affection. Get lost, go find your wife."

Pei Yan's domineering boss figure persists and kicks people.

Su Wei covered his butt, and looked at Zhen Lanchu who was trying to pretend not to know them with tears in his eyes.

"Hello, sister, I'm Shangguan Suwei of the fifth production team of Xinghuo Liaoyuan, and Gongsun Yuanye, the captain of the production team, is my younger brother. Come with me."

The corners of Zhen Lanchu's mouth twitched, and she suppressed a smile and said, "Hi, I'm Xiahou Zhenlanchu!"

As expected of an actress, she quickly picked up on their memes!

"Hey, let's go back to the production team, there's still a lot of work to do."

Su Wei blushed, intending to carry Zhen Lanchu into the bullock cart.

Then tragically, I found that I couldn't hold it, and I was so anxious that I almost cried: "Brother, help me!"

"Tsk, waste, what use are you for!"

Pei Yan was dissatisfied, but he walked to Zhen Lanchu's side without any delay, stretched out a gentleman's hand and carried him into the ox cart.

"Thank you."

Zhen Lanchu thanked politely.

On the other side, Jiang Che also intends to get in the car.

"Stop, did I make you move!"

Pei Yan looked at him sullenly, and said in a low voice.

Jiang Che's body stiffened and stayed where he was, motionless.

In the next second, Pei Yan strode over and directly hugged Princess Ren.

Jiang Che: "..."

Well, sooner or later I die on this show.

[Hahahaha, Emperor Pei unexpectedly embraces Jiangshen as a princess! ! 】

【I feel like I got the upper and lower relationship wrong... Could it be that Emperor Pei is Gong? 】

[Hahaha, as expected of me, Emperor Pei, full of aggression! 】

[I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, Jiang Shen is actually ashamed, I suddenly discovered that Jiang Shen has the potential to be a public judge! 】

"My woman, how can I walk by myself? When I, Huangpu Pei Yan, is just a display?!"

With another standard evil smile, Pei Yan carried him into the bullock cart.

Jiang Shen bowed his head and began to shut himself up.

"Tsk, you're so shy, how can you meet people in the future? Forget it, just stay at home and be a canary."

Pei Yan shook his head, muttering to himself with affection.

[Hahaha, God is so shy, can't Emperor Pei see Jiang Shen's clenched hands? 】

[I have a hunch that after this episode, Emperor Pei may be violently sent to the hospital by his old attacker. 】

[Oh my god, I can no longer look directly at those overlord novels, it would be wrong to put them in reality hahaha. 】

……

The two people's live broadcast room was frantically flooded with water friends, and they couldn't stop at all.

Su Wei's little follower moved the luggage of the two of them into the bullock cart.

"Let me introduce. This is my car, Baoniu. I'm the only one in the village. If you like it, you're welcome. Take it and drive it. Do you want to try it?"

Pei Yan showed off his family property to Jiang Che with a calm face, and handed the leash to Jiang Che without hesitation, never acknowledging the fact that he could not handle an old scalper.

Jiang Cheng silently took the traction rope in his hand, and started driving the ox cart to turn around and walk towards the village.

At the gate of the station, Yuan Ye and Mi Ying did not leave first, waiting for them at the request of the program team.

Seeing that they were catching up, it started to start again.

And the program group is not a human being, and starts to make trouble after they set off.

For Yuan Ye and Che Xiaoxuan, the program team secretly installed a stereo in the car, and started playing the BGM: "Today is a good day, everything you think about can come true..."

As for Mi Ying and Lu Tianyou's team, it was the little girl Lu Tianyou who hugged Mi Ying's slender waist, and the radio on the front of the [-]-bar car played BGM: "Sweet honey, you smile so greasy~~"

When it comes to Pei Yan's group, good guy, Lao Niu Da. The style of the radio playing on the leg is like this: "It's like losing nerves in my body, I can't feel breathing, even the air is suffocating whywhy...Iloveyouso."

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