Be silly, the top actor has been secretly in love with me for 3000 years!

"No, director, what about the agreed-upon sense of age, how could there be such a divine comedy in this era!"

Unable to hold back, Pei Yan yelled at the director with an expression of displeasure.

On another walking tractor, the director Shan Xuehua looked calm: "In this era, even you, the overlord of Huangpu, can appear. It's not a strange thing to have a divine song BGM. Please pay attention to your character design, Huangpu President Pei Yan Ba!"

When mentioning the character design, Pei Yan immediately cheered up, and looked at Shan Xuehua with a gloomy expression: "It's getting cold, it's time for Shan to go bankrupt..."

[Hahaha... Our Emperor Pei is following the Sand Sculpture Ba Zongfeng! 】

[I feel sorry for Jiang Shen, and my soul has returned to the Western Paradise state throughout the whole process. 】

[It's really funny, I'm already looking forward to the character design that everyone will choose for Emperor Pei in the next issue. 】

……

Soon, a group of people came to the village.

It's the first time here, and everyone doesn't know where their home is.

At this moment, director Shan Xuehua held a small speaker and began to announce the task: "Have you seen the red silk at the entrance of the village? The first guest who arrives will get the priority right to choose a house!"

shit.

The three pairs of guests except Yuan Ye and Che Xiaoxuan were in chaos!

What the hell, how does the one with two wheels compare to the one with three wheels?

"Accelerate, accelerate!"

Che Xiaoxuan frantically slapped Yuan Ye's shoulder excitedly.

"Don't panic, they can't catch up, this thing can't accelerate..."

Yuan Ye was also very helpless, but he still had a chance to win. After all, he was the only car with an engine among all the guests.

"Armstrong's upper body, punch the duck!"

Full of energy, Mi Ying yelled out the name of Armstrong, the god-level figure in the Tour de France, and stomped her feet crazily, and the originally slow bicycle suddenly took off.

Zhen Lanchu and Su Wei looked at each other and quickly made a decision.

"I'm sorry, President Huangpu!"

Su Wei finished speaking with a face of guilt, jumped out of the bullock cart, and was about to help Zhen Lanchu, but found that the other party was moving faster than her.

Already running.

Several men sighed one after another: "..."

When a woman becomes brutal, it really doesn't matter to a man!

"Heh, superficial, it's all the country made by President Benba. There's nothing to argue about, but it's just for you bumpkins to learn more."

While talking about Ba Zong's quotations, Pei Yan went to pat the old scalper's ass. He whispered: "Brother, we are born from the same root, so why rush each other, can you walk faster?"

The overlord can't collapse, he must live in the best house in the area!

The old scalper moaned slowly, then suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Then the audience of the live broadcast saw an amazing scene.

The scalper turned into a bullfighting bull, with a heavy snort from its nose, and its hooves crazily stampede on the spot.

[Fuck, what's going on? 】

【This scalper can't understand what I'm saying, Emperor Pei? 】

[? ? ?Suddenly there is a bad premonition that something is swollen...]

Just when the bullet screen was full of question marks, the old scalper completely turned into a bullfighting bull, and rushed out with 12 points of strength.

For the shooting effect, the program team specially found a relatively poor but beautiful village, hoping to develop it into a tourism industry and give the villagers an extra income.

Therefore, the road in the village is not a flat concrete road, but a very old dirt road.

There was no rain and the ground was very dry. Where the old cow passed by, a cloud of dust was raised. Everyone could only see yellow and gray dust, and they couldn't even see the shadow of the old cow.

The effect is called crazy racing!

【...As expected of the Bao Niu of Mr. Ba's family, this speed is faster than that of a BMW! 】

[May I ask, can a cow be used as a car in the city?Will I be fined by the traffic police? To be honest, I want a bull of the same style! 】

[Hahaha, I found out that Emperor Pei and Jiang Shen are really prosperous, and anyone who has anything to do with them can become popular overnight. 】

[I have a hunch that Brother Niu will become the first online treasure cow to become popular. 】

……

In the sound of barrage hahaha, Brother Baoniu overtook Che Xiaoxuan and Yuanye's shaking head tractor, rushed directly to the finish line, and won No.1.

"As expected of my Baoniu of Huangpu Peiyan...stop...stop, you idiot...it's over..."

Pei Yan hadn't had time to be complacent for a few seconds, when an accident occurred, like a stimulant scalper who was still rushing forward and couldn't stop at all.

Everyone: "..."

who I am.

where am I.

what happened!

After finally stopping, the hair of the two of them was dyed with dust, and they immediately stood up.

"Bah bah bah..."

Pei Yan's mouth was full of dirt, and when he shook his head, the dust on his head shook like dandruff crazily.

Jiang Che: "..."

Continue to be so calm, in fact, the soul has already left the body.

If I believed in the evil of the program group, I shouldn't have come to this program.

He has even guessed tomorrow's headlines: #冰山影帝人设货从从何境失货? #

The water friends in front of the barrage said that they had died laughing and burned paper if something happened!

By the time the two returned to their positions with the overexcited old scalper, the program team had already allocated the family.

"Are we a sea view villa?"

Pei Yan asked excitedly.

Shan Xuehua put the pen in his mouth, and made a deep gesture of smoking: "Because of your speeding, the No.1 result was cancelled. Congratulations to the two who won No.1, but it is the last!"

"Young man, you don't talk about martial arts! Look at my cattle, they are foaming at the mouth for victory!"

Pei Yan was furious.

"Thank you, remember to obey the traffic rules next time."

Shan Xuehua patted the old scalper's body and comforted him.

whispering sound.

With a displeased face, Pei Yan took the assigned key and followed the program crew to his 'luxury single room'.

Soon, the two came to the room prepared for them by the program crew.

'call out--'

A gust of wind blew by, and Pei Yan realized what it means to be cold and cold in the world.

What the program team prepared for them turned out to be a real thatched cottage.

It's okay, maybe the decoration inside is luxurious?

Pei Yan comforted himself in his heart, and looked at Jiang Che arrogantly: "Cuihua Cheer, from today onwards, this will be our love house!"

The words Cuihua Che'er made Jiang Che almost collapse, and the corners of his mouth looked a little ferocious because he was suppressing a smile.

[Hahaha, Emperor Pei is probably the only one who can make Jiang Shen NG! 】

[Inexplicably, I feel that the title Cuihua Che'er is very petting, why is it swollen! 】

[Let's see how Xiaojiao, wife Cuihua Che'er, the overlord of Whampoa, responds! 】

……

Jiang Che lived up to everyone's expectations, and with a wooden face, said the lines of the heroine of the novel: "Even if you get my man, you will never get my heart!"

"Oh, man, you run away, I chase after you, you are hard to fly, you will never try to escape from my palm!"

Pei Yan with a sullen expression put his wall on the wall of the thatched cottage, grabbed his chin with one hand, and smiled evilly.

[Hahahaha... This strong sand sculpture style! 】

[Oh my god, I really want to die laughing in the live broadcast room of the two of you. 】

[Jiang Shen's serious and funny appearance is also very charming, Mi You! 】

……