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Chapter 359 Huangpu. Domineering. 2 Idiots. 1 Poor. Pei Yan
[Hahaha, what's the matter with this domineering president who is full of strong local flavor? 】
[Hahaha, Huangpu Peiyan? ? 】
[Help, I lost my head laughing. 】
……
"Today, four educated youths were assigned to our production team, and they lived in the homes of the four of you. Now you need to go to the station to pick them up. That is your means of transportation. Let me assign them.
Gongsun Yuanye, you are the captain, and your car is a bull head walking tractor! "
The camera gives a close-up of the booming walking tractor.
The two armrests are quite thick, and there is a full blue car pocket at the back, which feels like it can hold everyone.
"Nangong Miying, you are the village head's daughter, and your car is a Phoenix bicycle!"
That bicycle is basically invisible in this era. The black body, the most distinctive feature is the triangle bar in the middle. The body is too big. If a child wants to ride it, he can only pass through the triangle bar. full of age.
"Shangguan Suwei, you and Gongsun Yuanye are brothers, so you and your younger brother are family members and share a walking tractor!"
"Where's mine?"
Pei Yan asked excitedly.
"Cough...Huangpu Peiyan, you are an ignorant bastard in the village, your family is poor, and the only thing worth money is the old scalper at home, so your car is—an ox cart!"
When the director's words came out, Pei Yan was dumbfounded.
Danmaku and the other three burst out laughing.
"Mo~~~"
The camera gave the old scalper a close-up, the tattered car body, the old scalper was not very good-tempered, and kept flicking his tail and snorting with his nose.
"No, assistant director, isn't my character design for this issue a paranoid and domineering president? Why did he become a bum again? Or a poor bum! My family is so poor, how can I be overbearing?!"
Pei Yan cried and protested.
"Overbearing, that's character, it has nothing to do with poverty, I like you, Huangpu Peiyan."
The assistant director said with a smirk.
Damn, Buddha.
Pei Yan almost didn't have autism.
[Hahahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】
[Sooner or later, I will die laughing on this show. 】
[Huangpu. Domineering. Bitch. Impoverished. Pei Yan, please start your performance! 】
[Hahaha, I really look forward to them meeting their educated youth, who will definitely make me laugh off my head! 】
……
"No, deputy director, have you ever seen a domineering president drive by himself... No, cattle driver, you have to give me a driver!"
Pei Yan was in a hurry.
"This is not within the scope of our work. Aren't you a bum? Everyone in the village is afraid of you. You can try to find the villagers."
The assistant director gives a hint.
Pei Yan hastily turned his head and looked around.
The camera shakes.
In the open field, apart from the four of them, there were no other villagers at all.
Pei Yan: "..."
"Hahaha……"
Yuanye couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.
"You, come here, drive the cattle for me! Otherwise, I will beat you."
Pei Yan once again put on the domineering president Fan to dictate to Yuan Ye.
"I'm the team leader. Did you see that? That's my car. Can I be afraid of you?"
Yuanye couldn't be fooled, he was even more aggressive than him, and directly got on his walking tractor.
Pei Yan: "..."
He looked at the village chief's daughter, Mi Ying.
"Brother, I really like my [-]-bar bicycle, I'll just ride it."
Mi Ying quickly ran to her [-] bars, eager to try.
In the end, Pei Yan looked sullenly at Su Wei, who had the softest temper.
Su Wei was so frightened that he shivered, and said with red eyes, "Brother Huangpu, I, I don't have an ox cart driver's license."
[Hahaha, god damn bullock cart driver's license! 】
[Su Wei is so cute, come on, don't be cowardly, we want to see Queen Zhenying ride in a bullock cart. 】
[First feel sorry for Pei Yan and Su Wei for three seconds, and the rest of the time, you know, hahahaha. 】
……
There is no way to deny the character design given by the program group.
In the end, several people drove their vehicles to attack the station.
This time, the camera parted again, and the four people's live broadcast rooms appeared separately.
"I knew the program crew was uneasy and kind, no wonder my company suddenly asked me to learn how to drive a walking tractor..."
Yuan Ye was nagging, while driving his rocking tractor forward.
Mi Ying rode the [-]-bar with long legs, she was so handsome and handsome.
As for Pei Yan and Su Wei's live broadcast room, they were still competing with that stubborn old scalper.
"Heh, put away your inappropriate little stubbornness, believe it or not, I will lay you off in minutes."
Arms crossed his chest, Pei Yan was domineering and ranting against Lao Niu.
"Mu!"
The old cow snorted, flicked his tail, turned his head, and didn't even bother to give him a look.
Su Wei on the side reminded pitifully: "Brother, the speed of our ox cart is already slow, if we don't go, it will be dark."
Pei Yan became timid in a second, and went to touch the old scalper pitifully.
"Brother Huang Niu, give me Huang Pu Pei Yan a face, I'm going to pick up my wife today, you can't pull my crotch. Why don't we count as a family, our surname is Huang..."
"Brother, your surname is not Huang, your surname is Huangpu."
Su Wei dismantled the stage in a low voice.
The barrage is full of hahahaha.
Under Pei Yan's comfort, the old scalper finally compromised, and the two drove to the station in a bullock cart.
On the other side, Yuanye was the first to arrive at the station with his three-wheeled walk-behind tractor.
Four educated youths with luggage saw him and greeted him warmly.
"You are the one sent by the fifth production team of Xinghuo Liaoyuan Village to pick us up. Thank you for your hard work."
Zhen Lanchu said cooperatively.
"Hello, comrades, I am Gongsun Yuanye, captain of the fifth production team of Xinghuo Liaoyuan Village, and I am here to pick up an educated youth named Che Xiaoxuan today."
Yuan Ye smiled cooperatively, and spoke enthusiastically.
"I, I'm Che Xiaoxuan!"
Che Xiaoxuan raised her hand excitedly.
"Starting today, you will be staying at my house, let's go, Comrade Che Xiaoxuan."
Yuan Ye took Che Xiaoxuan's luggage and put it in the car pocket, then lifted her up and put it in the car pocket as well. Her boyfriend Li MAX screamed in the live broadcast room.
"That, Comrade Gongsun Yuanye, what shall we do?!"
Zhen Lanchu opened her mouth in bewilderment.
"The person who picked you up is already on his way, don't be impatient, we're leaving first!"
Yuanye Tuchu drove away handsomely in his booming hand-held rocking head tractor.
Che Xiaoxuan suddenly felt that she was married to a tall, rich and handsome man who was more respectable.
After waiting for a while, Mi Ying arrived on her [-] pole.
"Who is Lu Tianyou, you know how to ride a bicycle, take me!"
Mi Ying shouted loudly.
Lu Tianyou was dumbfounded.
"D-Comrade, I don't know how to ride a bicycle..."
"Tsk, I don't know how to do this, what's the use of you, forget it, I'll take you up."
Mi Ying handsomely carried the erbabar to the front of the car and turned around manually, turned her head and raised her chin at Lu Tianyou.
Lu Tianyou's little daughter-in-law usually carried her own luggage and got into the back seat, but what the fuck did she do? She sat like a girl with her legs merged.
[Hahaha, this pair is also so funny, what the hell are the men and women reversed. 】
[As expected of Brother Mi, mighty and domineering! 】
……
After Mi Ying and Lu Tianyou left for a long time, Zhen Lanchu and Jiang Che hadn't waited to come to meet their educated youth.
"They didn't come here on Route 11, did they?"
Zhen Lanchu hesitated to speak.
Before Jiang Che could answer, an extremely handsome voice sounded.
"Driving~~"
The two looked up excitedly, and saw Pei Yan standing on the bullock cart with a whip in his hand, looking at them coolly.
As the breeze blew by, the big holed waistcoat fluttered in the wind, and the holes in the PLA shoes stepped on the poles, the feet twisted frankly according to the situation.
On the other hand, Su Wei tried to cover the big toe on Pei Yan's foot with his hands shyly.
Jiang Che: "..."
Zhen Lanchu: "..."
[Hahaha, Huangpu Peiyan? ? 】
[Help, I lost my head laughing. 】
……
"Today, four educated youths were assigned to our production team, and they lived in the homes of the four of you. Now you need to go to the station to pick them up. That is your means of transportation. Let me assign them.
Gongsun Yuanye, you are the captain, and your car is a bull head walking tractor! "
The camera gives a close-up of the booming walking tractor.
The two armrests are quite thick, and there is a full blue car pocket at the back, which feels like it can hold everyone.
"Nangong Miying, you are the village head's daughter, and your car is a Phoenix bicycle!"
That bicycle is basically invisible in this era. The black body, the most distinctive feature is the triangle bar in the middle. The body is too big. If a child wants to ride it, he can only pass through the triangle bar. full of age.
"Shangguan Suwei, you and Gongsun Yuanye are brothers, so you and your younger brother are family members and share a walking tractor!"
"Where's mine?"
Pei Yan asked excitedly.
"Cough...Huangpu Peiyan, you are an ignorant bastard in the village, your family is poor, and the only thing worth money is the old scalper at home, so your car is—an ox cart!"
When the director's words came out, Pei Yan was dumbfounded.
Danmaku and the other three burst out laughing.
"Mo~~~"
The camera gave the old scalper a close-up, the tattered car body, the old scalper was not very good-tempered, and kept flicking his tail and snorting with his nose.
"No, assistant director, isn't my character design for this issue a paranoid and domineering president? Why did he become a bum again? Or a poor bum! My family is so poor, how can I be overbearing?!"
Pei Yan cried and protested.
"Overbearing, that's character, it has nothing to do with poverty, I like you, Huangpu Peiyan."
The assistant director said with a smirk.
Damn, Buddha.
Pei Yan almost didn't have autism.
[Hahahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing. 】
[Sooner or later, I will die laughing on this show. 】
[Huangpu. Domineering. Bitch. Impoverished. Pei Yan, please start your performance! 】
[Hahaha, I really look forward to them meeting their educated youth, who will definitely make me laugh off my head! 】
……
"No, deputy director, have you ever seen a domineering president drive by himself... No, cattle driver, you have to give me a driver!"
Pei Yan was in a hurry.
"This is not within the scope of our work. Aren't you a bum? Everyone in the village is afraid of you. You can try to find the villagers."
The assistant director gives a hint.
Pei Yan hastily turned his head and looked around.
The camera shakes.
In the open field, apart from the four of them, there were no other villagers at all.
Pei Yan: "..."
"Hahaha……"
Yuanye couldn't bear it any longer, and burst out laughing.
"You, come here, drive the cattle for me! Otherwise, I will beat you."
Pei Yan once again put on the domineering president Fan to dictate to Yuan Ye.
"I'm the team leader. Did you see that? That's my car. Can I be afraid of you?"
Yuanye couldn't be fooled, he was even more aggressive than him, and directly got on his walking tractor.
Pei Yan: "..."
He looked at the village chief's daughter, Mi Ying.
"Brother, I really like my [-]-bar bicycle, I'll just ride it."
Mi Ying quickly ran to her [-] bars, eager to try.
In the end, Pei Yan looked sullenly at Su Wei, who had the softest temper.
Su Wei was so frightened that he shivered, and said with red eyes, "Brother Huangpu, I, I don't have an ox cart driver's license."
[Hahaha, god damn bullock cart driver's license! 】
[Su Wei is so cute, come on, don't be cowardly, we want to see Queen Zhenying ride in a bullock cart. 】
[First feel sorry for Pei Yan and Su Wei for three seconds, and the rest of the time, you know, hahahaha. 】
……
There is no way to deny the character design given by the program group.
In the end, several people drove their vehicles to attack the station.
This time, the camera parted again, and the four people's live broadcast rooms appeared separately.
"I knew the program crew was uneasy and kind, no wonder my company suddenly asked me to learn how to drive a walking tractor..."
Yuan Ye was nagging, while driving his rocking tractor forward.
Mi Ying rode the [-]-bar with long legs, she was so handsome and handsome.
As for Pei Yan and Su Wei's live broadcast room, they were still competing with that stubborn old scalper.
"Heh, put away your inappropriate little stubbornness, believe it or not, I will lay you off in minutes."
Arms crossed his chest, Pei Yan was domineering and ranting against Lao Niu.
"Mu!"
The old cow snorted, flicked his tail, turned his head, and didn't even bother to give him a look.
Su Wei on the side reminded pitifully: "Brother, the speed of our ox cart is already slow, if we don't go, it will be dark."
Pei Yan became timid in a second, and went to touch the old scalper pitifully.
"Brother Huang Niu, give me Huang Pu Pei Yan a face, I'm going to pick up my wife today, you can't pull my crotch. Why don't we count as a family, our surname is Huang..."
"Brother, your surname is not Huang, your surname is Huangpu."
Su Wei dismantled the stage in a low voice.
The barrage is full of hahahaha.
Under Pei Yan's comfort, the old scalper finally compromised, and the two drove to the station in a bullock cart.
On the other side, Yuanye was the first to arrive at the station with his three-wheeled walk-behind tractor.
Four educated youths with luggage saw him and greeted him warmly.
"You are the one sent by the fifth production team of Xinghuo Liaoyuan Village to pick us up. Thank you for your hard work."
Zhen Lanchu said cooperatively.
"Hello, comrades, I am Gongsun Yuanye, captain of the fifth production team of Xinghuo Liaoyuan Village, and I am here to pick up an educated youth named Che Xiaoxuan today."
Yuan Ye smiled cooperatively, and spoke enthusiastically.
"I, I'm Che Xiaoxuan!"
Che Xiaoxuan raised her hand excitedly.
"Starting today, you will be staying at my house, let's go, Comrade Che Xiaoxuan."
Yuan Ye took Che Xiaoxuan's luggage and put it in the car pocket, then lifted her up and put it in the car pocket as well. Her boyfriend Li MAX screamed in the live broadcast room.
"That, Comrade Gongsun Yuanye, what shall we do?!"
Zhen Lanchu opened her mouth in bewilderment.
"The person who picked you up is already on his way, don't be impatient, we're leaving first!"
Yuanye Tuchu drove away handsomely in his booming hand-held rocking head tractor.
Che Xiaoxuan suddenly felt that she was married to a tall, rich and handsome man who was more respectable.
After waiting for a while, Mi Ying arrived on her [-] pole.
"Who is Lu Tianyou, you know how to ride a bicycle, take me!"
Mi Ying shouted loudly.
Lu Tianyou was dumbfounded.
"D-Comrade, I don't know how to ride a bicycle..."
"Tsk, I don't know how to do this, what's the use of you, forget it, I'll take you up."
Mi Ying handsomely carried the erbabar to the front of the car and turned around manually, turned her head and raised her chin at Lu Tianyou.
Lu Tianyou's little daughter-in-law usually carried her own luggage and got into the back seat, but what the fuck did she do? She sat like a girl with her legs merged.
[Hahaha, this pair is also so funny, what the hell are the men and women reversed. 】
[As expected of Brother Mi, mighty and domineering! 】
……
After Mi Ying and Lu Tianyou left for a long time, Zhen Lanchu and Jiang Che hadn't waited to come to meet their educated youth.
"They didn't come here on Route 11, did they?"
Zhen Lanchu hesitated to speak.
Before Jiang Che could answer, an extremely handsome voice sounded.
"Driving~~"
The two looked up excitedly, and saw Pei Yan standing on the bullock cart with a whip in his hand, looking at them coolly.
As the breeze blew by, the big holed waistcoat fluttered in the wind, and the holes in the PLA shoes stepped on the poles, the feet twisted frankly according to the situation.
On the other hand, Su Wei tried to cover the big toe on Pei Yan's foot with his hands shyly.
Jiang Che: "..."
Zhen Lanchu: "..."
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