I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

In the underground space where sunlight cannot reach, the light in the corridor is close to blood.

The air smelled of damp, decay, and blood.

The walls are of a cold metallic color, and the corners of the towering pillars are sharp, standing like a blade in the mafia's habitat.

In this environment, Akutagawa Ryunosuke resolutely said some bizarre words.

Osamu Dazai stared deeply, deeply at Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

For a while I didn't know what to do.

A few seconds later, he waved his hand and let Ryunosuke Akutagawa leave.

After Akutagawa left, Osamu Dazai sat on the dirty steps next to him, pondered for a while, but was still a little confused, so he called Nakahara Nakaya.

Zhong Yuan also answered the phone very quickly.

"What's wrong?" Nakahara asked.

Generally, Osamu Dazai would not call him. The two of them are at least superficially implementing the setting of 'mutual hate'. If they take the initiative to call, it must be something important.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai asked sincerely: "Can I kill your apprentice?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "?"

Chuya Chuya: "No."

"Okay." Osamu Dazai didn't insist, he just continued: "Then it's half dead."

"What's he doing again?... Forget it, don't tell me, I don't want to hear it." Zhong Yuanzhong also felt his head buzzing in the middle of speaking: "Then, go and get him...but don't really kill him. "

In theory, he should be happy that Osamu Dazai was unlucky, but now he feels more sad when the rabbit dies and the fox dies.

"Okay." Dazai said.

"Is there anything else?" Nakahara asked.

Osamu Dazai asked Nakahara Chuya in confusion: "Do you think I look like a Bulgarian rose?"

Zhong Yuanzhong said impatiently: "I think you look like the demon king of Bulgaria." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

Bulgarian Demon King...

demon king...

Osamu Dazai: ...

I always feel that Chuya's complaints have become more powerful.

It has evolved from a boring morning comedy show to a midnight talk show.

Well, it's confirmed, he really wants to settle the score with Qing Yan.

Otherwise, his thoughts will be blocked.

At this time, the culprit, Kiyohiko, had fled to Oda Sakunosuke ahead of time.

Oda Sakunosuke was conspired and poisoned in the process of searching for Ango Sakaguchi. Now he is lying in the hospital with many bandages on his body and is still in a coma.

Kiyohiko spent the night in the hospital, and Dazai Osamu came to the door the next morning.

At that time, Kiyohiko was sitting next to Oda Sakunosuke, staring at his face and thinking about something.

Dazai Osamu's voice came from behind: "If you keep staring at Oda Saku, I will think you are going to fall in love."

"A wise man does not fall in love." Qing Yan said casually.

Osamu Dazai: "Hehe."

"Cows and horses decorate life." Qingyan continued.

Osamu Dazai said: "...It's still connected. Do you mean you are a 'ox and horse'?"

"I'm not a horse," Qing Yan said, "I'm an inferior horse."

This was a stalk that was born when they were chatting together a few days ago, which made Osamu Dazai smile knowingly, and his hostility towards Kiyohiko decreased a lot for a while.

Qingyan continued to read: "Then, stew a big goose in an iron pot."

"Sounds delicious." Osamu Dazai snorted, "My feelings for you are a bit complicated now."

Kiyohiko continued: "A wise man does not fall in love. I am referring to you." He turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, "Didn't you realize that you pay too much attention to me?"

"What do you want to say?" Dazai asked.

"I want to say, maybe we are going in both directions." Qingyan said deeply: "Mr.'s mouth is not a mouth, but the water under Mount Fuji. You are so beautiful, and the Pacific Ocean is my saliva for you.①"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Why is he here talking nonsense with Qing Yan in a serious manner.

"What comment should I make?" Osamu Dazai said.

"It should be said that it's fortunate that I didn't teach Akutagawa this sentence." Kiyohiko said.

Osamu Dazai walked towards Kiyohiko with a smile: "Actually, I want to tell you one thing, I have long wanted to try the feeling of hitting people into the wall."

Qingyan stepped back, "Can I embed it myself?"

When Oda Sakunosuke woke up, he saw Kiyohiko being tied up by Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai pressed Kiyohiko against the wall, hit his body against the wall one by one, and embedded himself into the wall bit by bit.

Osamu Dazai was not a combatant, so he couldn't directly kick Kiyohiko into the wall, so he created this kind of chronic torture.

Wait, what is sexual torture, Qing Yan probed (.

"You... what are you doing?" This scene woke up Oda Sakunosuke on the spot.

"Oh, the walls are being built." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "I suddenly felt that as a hospital under the name of the mafia, the decoration of this hospital is too ordinary. If there is a dead person in the wall, it will fit our temperament."

Qingyan struggled hard: "Help me Odasaku, help me, this is the Hong Kong gangster studio, not the "Lianchengjue" studio."

Oda Sakunosuke tried to save Kiyohiko: "Dazai, you don't know much about construction. What if Kiyohiko is put into the wall and the load is insufficient, and the room collapses?"

Osamu Dazai still smiled: "I must build him into the wall today, otherwise my thoughts will not be clear."

"As long as the stomach is clear, it's all right! Isn't life so entangled if you don't understand your thoughts!" Qing Yan howled.

"Constipation is an inevitable stage in life. This is something that cannot be rejected in life, but at least one's mind and body must be unobstructed." Osamu Dazai's smile became darker.

"I have a cure for constipation, please let me go!" Kiyohiko continued, "A friend of mine can even cure baldness, let alone constipation!" He was talking about Akashi.Fortunately, Akashi's name was not mentioned, otherwise Akashi would be killed again.

Oda Sakunosuke was a little distressed: "It's okay for you to chat on your own beside the patient, and it's a bit too much to talk about such a smelly topic."

Oda Sakunosuke's words actually made Kiyohiko and Dazai Osamu stiff.

"...So, do you call this a chat?"

"Odasaku, you should actually complain about it at this time."

Mess.

In the end, Kiyohiko was rescued by the sudden order of Hong Kong Black Boss Mori Ogai.

He issued an order for Qing Yan to come and see him.

Of course, the tone of the order is very tactful, saying that if you have time, come and meet.

Osamu Dazai had no choice but to give up resentfully.

At the beginning, he wanted to punish Qing Yan a little bit, but soon he found it funny that Qing Yan struggled and yelled, so he continued to do it.As a result, after doing it for a while, Kiyohiko's lines became even more outrageous, which gave Osamu Dazai the idea of ​​punishing him again—and so the endless loop continued.Until Oda Sakunosuke woke up.

02.

Hong Kong Black Boss Mori Ogai.

A doctor who doesn't want to be a leader is not a good mafia.

There are many legends about him in the market, and Qingyan was still a little stressed before meeting him.

"It's okay, Boss people are easy to get along with." Osamu Dazai said, "You can just play your best next to him. You have a special status, and he is very rational, so he won't do anything to you."

Osamu Dazai is obviously a chaotic person, and his words cannot be listened to.

But these words also reminded Kiyohiko that it is indeed impossible for Mori Ogai to do anything to him, after all, Kiyohiko has a special status.

Then go see me.

The meeting turned out to be very normal.

There is no sunlight in the chief's office, only lights.The residual cigar smell in the room, the bodyguards in black and holding guns all make the scene look a bit depressing.

No Alice and little skirts.

Mori Ogai asked Kiyohiko how he was unhappy playing in Hong Kong and Hei, and then said that if he is interested, he can officially join Hong Kong and Hei.Basically, after saying these two sentences, he let Qingyan leave, and did not put on an appearance of paying special attention to Qingyan.

After Kiyohiko left the office, he saw Osamu Dazai waiting for him at the door of the building.

Before Dazai Osamu asked what Kiyohiko and Mori Ogai said, Kiyohiko obediently repeated the conversation.

"What does that mean?" Kiyoko asked.

"Oh, Boss wants to tell us that he has noticed you." Osamu Dazai said, apparently he has returned to normal at this time, no longer thinking about torturing Kiyohiko.

"Oh, that means maybe I can be your boss' wife in the future?" Qing Yan asked.

Osamu Dazai: "Hahaha...Your gender is wrong, and your age is wrong....Oh, the gender is not necessarily correct, but the age is definitely wrong."

Qingyan sighed: "I'm too young, after all, I'm underage, I hope to grow up soon."

Osamu Dazai replied: "It's not that you are too small, but you are too big for him."

Qingyan respectfully said, "Society, society."

Then he asked Osamu Dazai: "Dazai, do you have a pen with you?" If it was Midorima, Midorima must have it.

Osamu Dazai actually took out a pen from his body and handed it to Kiyohiko, who took the pen and drew a pattern on the back of his hand.

"What are you drawing?" Osamu Dazai asked, "The hair dryer is perfect?"

Qingyan said solemnly: "Peppa Pig has tattoos on his body, and the applause is for the people of the society." After he finished speaking, he clapped his hands.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai asked him sincerely: "Aren't you embarrassed when you say these words?"

"Then you commit suicide anytime, anywhere, isn't it embarrassing?" Qing Yan asked.

Osamu Dazai said: "This is my pursuit."

Qing Yan replied: "This is also my pursuit."

The two looked at each other, and seemed to be a little sympathetic to each other.

03.

During the time when Kiyohiko went to see Mori Ogai, the Mimic incident had the latest development.

Osamu Dazai brought Kiyohiko to a western food restaurant, and Sakunosuke Oda was also there. He was eating curry rice, and he recommended it to Kiyohiko: "The curry rice here is delicious."

So Qingyan also asked for a copy.

Stewed vegetables, beef tendon fried with garlic, the soup of the list, plus the exquisite sauce and egg and seasoning sauce, the taste of this plate of curry rice is very good.

Juicy and spicy, with a tangy curry taste, delicate taste, rich and delicious taste.

The only downside is that it is too spicy.Qing Yan was so hot that he stuck out his tongue.

"This is really spicy, it's so hot that my jaw is about to drop." Osamu Dazai said.

"It's so hot that my head will fall off." Qing Yan said.

"It's so hot that my body is going to be torn apart." Osamu Dazai said.

"It's so hot that my soul is trembling." Qing Yan said.

"It's so hot that my whole body is blocked." Osamu Dazai said.

"It's so hot that I squirt all over," Qing Yan said.

Suddenly began inexplicable comparisons.

"You two really... don't say such blasphemy about food casually." Oda Sakunosuke said helplessly.

Kiyohiko unilaterally declared his victory.

After finishing this strange speech, they cut to the point.

"It's basically an all-out war now. After all, I'm also a front-line member, so I want to move the children to a safer place." Oda Sakunosuke said, "So I want to ask you."

"I see." Qingyan nodded, "I can temporarily put your child in Peng Gelie's tenth generation home."

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a nice guy.

"Why do you want to transfer the child suddenly?" Qing Yan asked.

Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while and said, "Actually, the leader reminded me..."

"Boss." Qing Yan nodded.

Before the Mimic event happened, everything was different.Because of Kiyohiko, Nakahara Chuya and Oda Sakunosuke met and became friends.

"I will not betray Hong Kong gangsters, but I will die for my companions." Zhongya Nakahara once said this to Kiyohiko.

Mori Ogai knows the personalities of his subordinates well. If Nakahara doesn’t know Oda Saku, then he doesn’t mind exchanging Oda Sakunosuke, who doesn’t kill people and has no interest in becoming a high-level executive, in exchange for a license to open a supernatural person. Forced away Osamu Dazai, whom he had always feared, killing two birds with one stone.

But with Nakahara Chuya and Kiyohiko, everything is different.

Mori Ogai said lightly at the time: "Oda-kun should pay more attention to his own weaknesses. After all, gangsters are unscrupulous."

Oda Sakunosuke got a glimpse of something from Mori Ogai's expression and tone.

At that time, the sea of ​​clouds in the sky was as vast as an oil painting. Messy and broken clouds were inlaid on the blue-gray sky, and white, gray powder, and dark gray transitioned in turn.The transition in some places is not obvious, and it is almost divided into two halves with a sharp knife. If such a thing happened in the painting, it would definitely be criticized, but in reality, looking up at such a beautiful and magical scene, It will only make people open-minded and full of emotion.

Oda Sakunosuke understood that in order to repay Mori Ogai's kindness for reminding him, he had to resolve the incident for Mori Ogai.

This is an unspoken, but tacit agreement between the two.

Compared with the previous plan, Mori Ogai's plan has been adjusted. For him, it is just a random thing, but for Oda Sakunosuke and the children, it is completely different.

So power still has to be in your own hands, and while mastering power, you have to live very soberly.

"The leader of Mimic, it seems that only I can solve him right now." Oda Sakunosuke sighed, described what happened between him and Andre Gide to Kiyohiko, and finally made a conclusion: "The other party insists on asking Fight me, get killed by me. Boss says now is not the time, he needs to use Mimic to get something, and then I will do it."

"Then take me with you at that time." Qing Yan said: "I am also very interested in the opponent's ability, and it is also a rare opportunity to practice. After Mr. Oda defeats the opponent, I will finally kill the opponent. Right... Speaking of which, even if he can predict the future, many of my abilities cannot be avoided even if he can predict the future, it seems that I am also his natural enemy."

"Then if it's my [Disqualification in the World], the other party can't predict it, maybe I'm also the natural enemy of the other party." Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically.

"You can't do it." Oda Sakunosuke said honestly: "If Dazai says it, he will be killed by the other party."

"Isn't that just right?" Osamu Dazai said.

"Oh, he wants to be killed by you, and you want to be killed by him. This is going both ways." Qing Yan exclaimed.

...The content of two-way running is a bit high recently.

Then Qingyan said: "Speaking of which, what does the other party mean? Because I think you can understand each other, so I ask you to fight him and kill him? Does the other party play too much with Blue Moon, so there is a 'brother' Come fuck me' ④ thoughts?"

His words seemed to destroy the atmosphere completely.

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