I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The young guardians of Pengo Lie learned a lot from Reborn's gang knowledge lecture. Qingyan is actually working hard in class, but the harder he works, the worse the impact seems to be.

"And the uncommon knowledge about death, do any of you know?" Reborn asked.

Kiyohiko raised his hand: "I know that men may have an erection after death. People will call this angellust (angel sexual desire)."

"There is such a thing, and the relevant people will judge whether the deceased has been abused according to this. This is also the content of the course, but your knowledge bias is always so eye-opening." Reborn said.

Kiyohiko: "Hmm... Maybe when I saw this piece of knowledge, the lyrics of 'I will love you even if I die' appeared in my mind, so I subconsciously remembered it clearly. In other words, this is really a test on the verge of death, a test of various meanings. "

Reborn took a look at Qingyan, but he didn't stop him from saying these strange words. It's actually quite good for Qingyan to adjust the atmosphere during class, saving him from having to use his brain to adjust the serious atmosphere... But most of the time, Qingyan will overadjust it. , and Reborn had to manage it.

"Then let's explain this aspect of knowledge today. There are many reasons for this kind of thing to happen, such as being strangled by a rope, and putting pressure on the cerebellum..." This is how Reborn's class started today.

It was dusk after finishing the course. Kiyohiko made an appointment to hang out with people from the basketball club. He was recently learning clothing matching from Kise Ryota. After carefully matching a set of clothes, he sent a video to Kise Ryota invite.

After watching it, Huang Lai Ryota said in a rather messy manner: "Well, what effect do you want to pursue? Show your personality?"

After all, Kiyohiko's matching style is a bit too Bugarati.

Qing Yan thought for a while, "Start with the simple one? Or just show it off. After all, white covers all ugliness."

"It's white." Kise Ryota sent him some common DK collocations: "Well, some clothes are white, look at these."

Qing Yan tried it out according to the gourd painting, a white shirt, but matched it with a cool blue tie and accessories, the effect is really good.

Qingyan thought it was very good, "It really looks white, I look so white."

Kise Ryota was a little proud: "That's right, my level of clothing matching is pretty good."

Kise Ryota said that, Kiyohiko felt that he had to boast more to show his high EQ, and the strength of the boast was a little stronger, so he said: "It's as white as my first seven." How lofty is that? EQ, Qing Yan thought.

Kise Ryota: "Pfft."

In the video, Kise Ryota, who was drinking water, sprayed water on the spot.

"...You are really good at complimenting people. It's a good compliment, don't praise it next time."

Qingyan said: "I thought I was black." After he finished speaking, he said: "Ah, I boast that I am white is a kind of black, so whether it is white or black, I suddenly became philosophical, both white and black , looks black but not black, what kind of state is this, oh I know, is this the so-called 'Ah Hey Yan'."

Kise Ryota: "Pfft..."

Kise Ryota felt that he was too naive. He thought that after spraying the first time, he would not spray the second time in a short time, so he was drinking water again just now.

It's really naive, I didn't expect Qingyan to cause two critical strikes in such a short period of time!

"...I don't think that, that 'Ah Hei Yan' means that."

he said bitterly.

"Is that so..."

"Aren't you still going out? I won't bother you. Let's see you later." Kise Ryota said immediately, and then hung up the video in horror.

Kiyohiko was about to go out when he received a call from Chuya Nakahara.

"Teacher, how are you doing recently?" Qing Yan asked.

"Normal daily work of the mafia." Nakahara said succinctly: "I called you about what happened in Yokohama recently."

"Well, I heard that it was quite chaotic. Hong Kong gangsters were fighting with some organization. I was ready to move and wanted to help, but Dazai didn't call me." Kiyohiko said, "It was a little embarrassing for me to just run over by myself."

Nakahara Chuya: "Are you still embarrassed?"

Qing Yan said proudly: "There are ten awkward situations in the world, and I own eight awkward ones."

Nakahara Chuya: "You don't have eight embarrassments, you have twelve embarrassments, and the whole world still owes you two embarrassments."

Qingyan: "Ahahaha teacher said I'm not Baga."

"You... Forget it, this is fine... Wait, I'm here to talk to you about something serious." Nakahara Chuya: "That organization, the other party is a very dangerous existence, you can participate in it to experience yourself, follow Tai ...Forget it, follow Oda, he is more reliable."

"Oh yes." Qing Yan said happily.

Follow Oda Sakunosuke, that's great.

02.

After Kiyohiko ran to Kohei, he learned that Oda Sakunosuke had just received the task of finding someone, and it was not convenient for him to follow now, so Dazai Osamu sent Kiyohiko to the front line, and asked Kiyohiko to partner with Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Osamu Dazai felt that Akutagawa Ryunosuke needed more experience, and Kiyohiko happened to be a very experienced person, commonly known as the experienced monster.

... One mouthful is the old monster hunter.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke is not easy to get along with, so when the two met for the first time, there was a bad atmosphere from the beginning.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke glanced at Kiyohiko, and just about to say something like "Don't be a burden to me", Kiyohiko extended his hand to him with a bright smile, and said enthusiastically, "You are Mr. Dazai's disciple, right? I am a disciple of Chuya, this is the first time we meet, please give me your advice. The two of them are good partners, and I hope we can become such good partners."

This can be said to be right in the heart.

People who have never met before suddenly heard the connection between himself and Mr. Dazai, and gave himself the identity of Dazai Osamu's disciple——Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately seemed to be possessed by something, but he was not a restless child after all. , he pretended to be reserved and nodded, but held Kiyohiko's hand: "Yes, I am Mr. Dazai's disciple." After saying this, his heart was pounding, and he said as calmly as possible: "The first time Meet."

"Let's work together to become someone who makes them proud." Qing Yan continued to maintain that bright smile, and said.

"Of course." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said in a deep voice.

As a result, they ran around Yokohama every day for the next few days, and there was nothing to fight.

The two get along well, Kiyohiko can speak well, and the two often exchange ideas, and Kiyohiko often says some very reasonable things, which makes Akutagawa Ryunosuke deafen.

The two actually fell in love with each other.

Mimic's actions are elusive, and every time they are one step behind, it seems that there is a mole... Of course, there is a mole.

On this day, they set off immediately after getting the news, and seeing Mimic members from a distance were about to slip away, Kiyohiko felt impatient, and directly spent a month of his lifespan for a super long-distance [100% empty-handed catch].The Mimic member under control, under the amazed gaze of his companions and other Ganghei members, ran all the way like a sword master, half kneeling in front of Qingyan, and receiving the sword with his bare hands.

Such scenes made Qingyan want to sing: "I stumbled towards you, and you can't leave alone①."

"You..." Ryunosuke Akutagawa, who was shocked by the scene, didn't know what to say for a while.

This one-way rush in full view made the member of Mimic feel hot on his face. He has not experienced human emotions for a long time, but this scene is really too shameful, panic, shame... What he pursued It is death, not social death!

"Oh, this is one-way rushing to seek death. If you don't change your affection, you will fall into the sea of ​​death②." Qing Yan touched his chin and said.

The Mimic member wanted to die even more.

Because he was so embarrassed at the first moment that he failed to commit suicide, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa immediately went to pick out the other party's mouth after reacting. This scene shocked Kiyohiko: "You...you still have this hobby, it's a big public Not too good either."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke didn't understand Kiyohiko's meaning, he explained seriously: "The other party has poison hidden in his teeth, let's take a living prisoner back, Mr. Dazai will be happy."

oh.The other party is cute and doesn't understand the yellow accent.

Qing Yan understood, and became interested.

"Do you want Mr. Dazai to be happy?" Kiyohiko asked, "I will teach you a trick, Chuya-sensei will like to listen to what I say." And he will reward my favorite big mouth.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke frowned: "I will use my own strength to tell Mr. Dazai the value of my servant."

"But strength has many aspects, not just combat." Qingyan said.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke remembered what Mr. Dazai had taught him, and finally nodded, "Go ahead."

03.

Half an hour later, Hong Kong Black Base.

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised by the results of the two of them: "Not bad, I actually caught a living."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said: "Mr. Dazai taught me well... When Mr. Dazai kicked me with his legs a few days ago, I discovered something."

"Tell me." Osamu Dazai said cheerfully.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said: "Mr.'s legs are not legs, but spring water on the banks of the Seine."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai looked at Ryunosuke Akutagawa with a strange expression on his face: "What did you say?"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa felt encouraged, Mr. Dazai had never looked at him with such surprised eyes before!Mr. Dazai is so focused!Unlocked Mr. Dazai's new emote for himself!So Akutagawa Ryunosuke said loudly: "Mr.'s waist is not the waist, but the scimitar of Saburo! Mister's back is not the back, it is the rose of Bulgaria!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Kiyohiko, I beat you! ! !

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