I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

It was almost dawn, and we could clearly see a little bit of light seeping out of the thick ink-like darkness.

As time goes by, dots of light splash out from the pure black background like luminous ink, and then melt and smudge away little by little.

The sky gradually turned a grayish blue, but the sunlight was not bright, it looked cloudy instead.

When Kiyohiko arrived at the appointed place, he saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa standing on a high place, his long black trench coat fluttering in the light of dawn, his face was handsome, but his temperament was cold.Looking at his eyes, one can know that this is a person standing on a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood.

"You're late." Akutagawa Ryunosuke jumped from a high place, and Rashomon formed a buffer for him to make him land smoothly, making him look very handsome.

Qingyan replied: "A two-dimensional creature has no three-dimensional concept, and I, as a three-dimensional creature, have no concept of time①. Isn't this a normal thing?"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, then he frowned and said, "Humans are different from animals. Humans become human because..."

"The fundamental difference between humans and animals is whether they can make and use tools②." Kiyoko replied in seconds.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned again.

What the other party said makes sense...

Then he came to his senses, now he was here to discuss Mimic, not to review his junior high school homework.

"I met the leader of Mimic." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said, he was still a little depressed when he said this: "I lost, and I didn't even become the opponent he expected."

"That means you still have a lot of room for growth." Qing Yan said, "The other party is already very old, and it's normal to be better than you."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke said: "But Oda Sakunosuke—that man was able to fight against the other party, unexpectedly, he was saved—" He was a little resentful when he mentioned it.

"Because Oda is getting old too." Kiyohiko said.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned again.

...I always feel as if I have been comforted by strange things.

"Mr. Dazai still values ​​you very much. You don't need to feel decadent, you just need to move forward under his guidance." Kiyohiko said, "After so much, you should also know that many things are not It can be achieved only by fighting. It requires the use of the brain and the use of the body."

Kiyohiko's words brought back memories of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and he couldn't help being a little excited, "After I told Mr. Dazai those words, Mr. Dazai showed an expression that I have never seen before."

Kiyohiko: "Well, that's it, Dazai has done something to me that he has never done before."

"Damn it, I really want to be...cough." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said seriously, "Then Kiyohiko, can you tell me more similar things?"

Qing Yan was a little less interested: "You can just listen to what I say casually, and you have to judge for yourself in the end."

He didn't want to be fucked by Dazai again.

"I understand." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said, "It is better to have no books than to believe in books."

"And this kind of words to please others will be more effective when spoken in the right place. If you say it forcefully, you will only feel awkward... um... It seems that it is more awkward to say the right thing at the right time." Qingyan said .

"Is this the art of speaking?" Ryunosuke Akutagawa nodded, "I've heard others say that communication requires certain skills."

"That's right." Kiyohiko nodded happily, and he praised Akutagawa Madoka's ability to speak in his heart, "For example, if you fight side by side, you are cut by the enemy, and he is also cut by the enemy." Come on, at this moment, what do you think you can say to make Mr. Dazai happy?"

"How dare you hurt Mr. Dazai! I'm going to tear you to pieces!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke sternly shouted.

"You are too excited, does Mr. Dazai need you to do that? Do you know what Mr. Dazai is going to do to him?" Kiyohiko said, "Speaking like this will not please Mr. Dazai, nor will it make him smile at you."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought of a series of past events, thought deeply, and trusted Kiyohiko even more: "You are right. Then what should I say at this time?"

Qing Yan said: "You have a cut, and I have a cut, then we are now a couple."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "...Ah, here."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke couldn't help scratching his head.

After scratching his head, he said: "This sentence is indeed very, very ingenious, but for some reason, after listening to it, my scalp feels a little numb."

"That's because you still lack experience." Qing Yan said solemnly: "If you get the experience, you will laugh out loud."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded: "I see, I understand. I hope that I can be a person who can make Mr. Dazai laugh."

But objectively speaking, after Akutagawa listened to Kiyohiko's words, it would only make Dazai Osamu feel filial rather than funny.

"Qiyohiko, can you give some more examples of saying the right words at the right time?" Akutagawa Ryunosuke made a request.

Under the gray sky is a gray-blue city, and the street lamps emit a yellowish light. Because of the rain, the light of the street lamps and the light of the bus are reflected on the wet ground, and there is misty mist in the comfortable air.

The whole city presents a melancholy and cold tone. Pedestrians in the distance wear black coats and hold dark umbrellas, walking through the street expressionlessly.

Such a picture is very suitable as the background for the Mafia to appear. Both of them are indeed members of the Mafia in important positions, but what they said is very strange to Jill.

"To give another example, for example, if he asks you what time is it, you can answer that it is five o'clock in the morning, and it is also the starting point of my happiness by your side." Qingyan said.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's scalp went numb, and he said in awe: "I seem to understand a little bit."

"In short, speaking the right words at the right time is what people with high EQ need to do." Kiyohiko patted Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the shoulder after speaking, "Come on."

"I will work hard." Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded vigorously.

Apart from this weird communication, Kiyohiko has a serious business to look for Akutagawa.

Oda Sakunosuke will have a battle with Mimic sooner or later, but he doesn't want to kill other people in the battle, so he doesn't plan to bring too many ordinary Hong Kong gangsters.

"Disable their fighting ability without killing them? This is indeed a challenge for me." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said after listening to Kiyohiko's description: "I can't understand this kind of behavior."

"People with high emotional intelligence have to understand the various behaviors of their peers." Kiyohiko said.

"Oh, I understand." Akutagawa Ryunosuke nodded, "I will try my best to do it, whether it is high emotional intelligence, or not killing the enemy in the next battle."

Plan pass√

02.

After meeting Ryunosuke Akutagawa, Kiyohiko went to a western restaurant to meet Sakunosuke Oda.

Oda Sakunosuke introduced his five children to Kiyohiko, the oldest of whom was only nine years old.

Qing Yan looked at a bunch of children and felt that the first impression is very important, so let's do our best to make a good impression.He thought for a while, put on a wicked smile, and said, "Uh-huh, young apples~ Hurry up and ripen~ I can't wait to pick them~Uh-huh~"

Those children were stunned by Qing Yan's passionate performance.

The oldest child, Kosuke, quietly asked Oda Sakunosuke, "Who is he?"

Oda Sakunosuke answered him quietly: "Although he is young, he is a very powerful mafia and holds an important position in a big family in Italy."

Xingsuke felt frightened: "Is his status higher than that of Oda?"

Oda Sakunosuke replied: "Yes."

Xingsuke asked sincerely: "Are all the Mafia such strange people?" The previous Dazai Osamu didn't seem to be very normal either.

"Is it strange? Most of the high-level executives do have personalities..." Oda Sakunosuke remembered Mori Ogai and his little skirt, thought for a while, and said: "Kiyohiko really got along well with many mafia, I think he's quite a normal person." Compared with Mori Ogai's hobbies, and, in the eyes of Oda Sakunosuke.

Kosuke fell silent.

After a few seconds, he said, "...all of a sudden there's a lot less interest in joining the gang."

The assistant of Oda Sakuyuki said, "Joining a gang is not an interesting thing."

Kosuke: "Oh..."

The yearning for the gang has faded a lot.

Oda Sakunosuke wondered if he should thank Kiyohiko.

After this somewhat weird meeting, Qingyan brought them back to Bingsheng directly.

The car back to Bingsheng was arranged by Dazai Osamu, and Kiyohiko took the car directly to the door of the house, very comfortable.

When I got out of the car, I saw Tsunayoshi Sawada being drilled to death by Reborn, and he was lying on the ground loading the corpse.

Kiyohiko: "Wow, it's not good to find a corpse, there are children here, so destroy the corpse, drag it out and bury it." Kiyohiko grabbed Sawada Tsunayoshi's ankle and dragged him outside.

"Don't make trouble, Kiyohiko, I'm still alive." Tsunayoshi Sawada struggled, "It's just that Reborn's training is really exhausting."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have to work hard any more. If you want to cry, just cry ②. Since you are exhausted, you don't have to struggle to live anymore. I will bury you and burn you to ashes with a smile." Qing Yan seriously say.The line of Knotweed Youruhito is really endless.

"How do you say such a terrible thing, the love between us..." Tsunayoshi Sawada was dragged straight.

Kiyohiko dragged Sawada Tsunayoshi's ankle, and said sadly: "It is impossible for anyone to be with anyone for a lifetime. This is how people are, and they must get used to losing. ③So I am ready to lose you."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...Instead of doing this kind of mental preparation, it is better to find a way to save me!!!"

Qing Yan said: "Is this also part of the assassination of you?"

"...You still remember this setting." Sawada Tsunayoshi complained.

"It doesn't matter if I don't remember. Whenever I remember, I will either feint or actually shoot." Qing Yan said, "But you have to always remember that this is a seller's market."

"I don't think a seller's market is what you mean." Sawada Tsunayoshi complained.

"That..." Oda Sakunosuke led his children, watching this scene a little dull.

"Oh, I almost forgot the business." Kiyohiko let go of Sawada Tsunayoshi's ankle and pulled him up from the ground: "I'm looking for you because I have something important to ask you."

"Is there anyone who asks someone like you?" Sawada Tsunayoshi was very speechless, "At least there is some sincerity."

"You're right." Qing Yan nodded, then lifted up his clothes nonchalantly, exposing his breasts.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was inexplicably horrified: "...What are you doing?!?!"

"It's common sense to show your breasts because of an apology." Qing Yan said, "I apologize for my behavior just now, and I hope you promise me to take these children in for a while."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was in a hurry: "What kind of common sense is this! Okay, I promise you, promise you, put your clothes down."

Qing Yan said earnestly: "It seems that my emotional card has worked, and I really need to talk about emotional things."

Sawada Tsunayoshi complained: "What are you talking about feelings, you are talking about pornography with me!"

Xingsuke asked Oda Sakunosuke in a low voice, "Who is this?"

Oda Sakunosuke whispered to Xingsuke: "The heir of a big mafia family."

Yukisuke: "..."

Kosuke: "Suddenly I don't want to join the gang anymore."

It's completely different from the cool gangsters you imagined.

In short, after Oda Sakunosuke explained the situation, the kind-hearted Sawada Tsunayoshi agreed to let the children live in his home temporarily.

Anyway, there are already so many children in my family... Tsunayoshi Sawada thought with blank eyes.

Oda Sakunosuke returned to Yokohama after settling down the child, and he made an agreement with Kiyohiko to notify him when he took action against Mimic.

There are more children in Sawada Tsunayoshi's family, and they are noisy every day.Sawada Nana and the children were quite happy.

Qing Yan suddenly realized: "This is the so-called Xi Dang Dad!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...It's not the same thing at all, Kiyohiko."

"I think it's about the same." Qing Yan said.

Reborn looked at Qing Yan condescendingly: "Little devil, don't always play this kind of word games."

Qing Yan thought for a while, and replied: "Old man, don't you even know how to play word games?"

Reborn jumped down from a high place, grabbed Qingyan's head and slapped it on the wall: "It's been a long time since I saw you, you seem to be looking forward to this way of greeting."

"I really like it." Qing Yan was still stubborn, "I can't stop liking it."

"Oh?" Reborn continued to tap.

Qingyan shouted: "After all, cucumbers are about shooting, and life is about being happy! ④ So I am very excited about being photographed now!"

Reborn: "..."

Reborn let go of his hand in embarrassment, feeling that he didn't want to touch Kiyohiko now.

Qing Yan also completed a wave of Thomas's roundabout self-rescue.

03.

At noon the next day, the notification from Oda Sakunosuke arrived, and Kiyohiko immediately set off in good spirits.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "I don't intend to be the deputy of anyone other than that person. I admit your ability, but if you get in the way, I will kill you together."

Oda Sakunosuke: "Okay, then I'll try not to get in the way."

Kiyohiko: "Ahaha Akutagawa, don't be so fierce, let's set off together and see if they have anything else they can take apart from being weak. ⑤"

Then he cleared his throat and said with an aria: "Ah, death is so beautiful! End it X4! Kill it X4! Tonight! It's the killing feast once in a thousand years! ⑥"

Ryunosuke Akutagawa's scalp felt numb instantly, and he asked, "Is this the kind of thing Mr. Dazai would be happy to hear?"

Qing Yan felt like being struck by lightning: "...I didn't expect to be complained by Akutagawa."

Oda Sakunosuke thought, um, I guess Kosuke and the others would like this line very much.

……

Anyway, off we go.

About 10 minutes ago, a storm appeared dozens of miles away.You can see black clouds billowing there, and silver-purple lightning flashes from time to time, it looks as if someone is crossing the catastrophe in the distance.The strong wind moved the rain clouds, and soon the dark clouds approached here, and the electric light got closer and closer. Almost instantly, the entire sky darkened, and a lightning bolt appeared above the head, which symbolized that the storm had completely descended here. .

They meet a young man on the bridge, and Oda Sakunosuke accidentally knocks him down.While complaining, the other party said that he was the number one detective in the world, and he wanted to tell them a fortune... he was wrong, and he wanted to prove it to them.Then the young man narrowed his eyes, and his eyes released a light that surpassed that of human beings: "Although the three of you are going to the same place, your purposes are completely different."

"How is it different?" Oda Sakunosuke asked.

"You are here to repay the debt." The young man first said to Oda Sakunosuke, and then looked at Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "You are here to prove yourself, and you..." He looked at Kiyohiko in wonder for a while, and asked tentatively: "You Is it to make fun of the past?"

"What are you talking about?" Qing Yan suddenly panicked, feeling that he had been seen through, so shy: "I also have a legitimate purpose."

"It's funny to prolong life?" The young man was even more puzzled, "What kind of setting is this?"

Qing Yan: "..."

Kiyohiko: slipped away.

[Being completely seen through by others increases lifespan by seven days. 】

[New ability awakening progress 5%.]

Then Qingyan suddenly thought that being completely seen through the mind will increase the lifespan, so will the lifespan be increased if the body is completely seen through?

He turned around and said to Ryunosuke Akutagawa, "Let's go to the hot spring together after today."

"Ah? Okay." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said.

"Then let's rub each other's backs." Qingyan continued.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Huh? Huh? Okay."

"Then I'll show you my X-ray picture." Qing Yan continued.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "Huh? Ah? Ah? Okay."

Oda Sakunosuke thought that he had misunderstood Akutagawa, the other party was obviously a very easy-going junior.

04.

When they passed through the cluttered oak forest, Akutagawa Ryunosuke was still complaining: "The other party is really rude, and actually said that you came here to be funny."

Qing Yan: "Hey, let's not mention this."

He wanted to cover his face a little bit, Edogawa Ranpo is really a terrible person.

The three of them entered the church together, Kiyohiko and Akutagawa Ryunosuke led the way, and Oda Sakunosuke checked and filled in the gaps.

They followed the initial agreement and did not kill Mimic members, but incapacitated them.

If it was Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the past, he would definitely not do this kind of thing, but now he is gradually changing.

The Mimic members are indeed very powerful, but with Oda Sakunosuke as the backup, Kiyohiko fought recklessly.It's such a good feeling to have someone at your back.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke observed his new friend, and found that the other party's abilities were all kinds of strange, and some of them were completely incomprehensible. He couldn't help admiring Kiyohiko more.

"A grain of wheat, if the tribe dies in the field, it is still a grain. If it dies..."

The silver-haired and silver-clothed Andre Gide groaned in a deep voice, then he glanced at Qingyan, and suddenly shouted out of fright: "Don't come here!!!"

...? ? ?

The atmosphere suddenly became weird.

Qingyan hesitated for a moment, but still rushed towards him, activated the [Sliding Shovel] ability, and waited for an opportunity to activate [100% caught empty-handed].

There are still many enemies outside, and we have to ask Sakuno Oda to help them deal with the enemies before coming to deal with Gide, so Kiyohiko's strategy is to first pull Gide together...

The magic of love goes round and round.

-