I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

It was late at night, and the ridge line of the mountain was far away in the moonlight.

There have been ghosts here recently, and after receiving the notification, everyone came together, and Qing Yan said that he wanted to show them something good.

The city wall here is quite old, because it is not a famous town and there are no historical records, so I can only hear from the old people who are still alive that the city wall was quite dilapidated when they were young.

The architectural style in the town is very messy, but with the ancient city walls and the vast sky, it has a special charm.Standing in front of the tower and closing your eyes, you can imagine the scene of the daimyo returning triumphantly on a tall horse a hundred years ago. At that time, the people naturally lined up to welcome him.

Undead Kawa Miniya cut his arm, sat on the city wall and waited in every possible way.

His blood is thin blood and has a fatal attraction to ghosts.This is how he usually goes out to hunt ghosts. When he gets to the place, he directly stabs his body to let the smell of his blood escape into the air, and after a while, ghosts will appear wanderingly.

This is one of the reasons why he has so many wounds on his body.

Another reason is that his fighting methods are too brutal, and he has no interest in removing scars, so that's how it is.

Undead Kawa Minami looks fierce, but he is actually a very gentle person, and he even apologized.

Of course, you have to accept his apology obediently, otherwise he might want to blow your head off:

"I just mean it, do you still take it seriously?"

Or leave like the wind in a fit of embarrassment.

Undead Kawa Minya is actually very polite, but that fiery temper ultimately stems from his disdain for himself. ——It can't be described as 'spit'. To be precise, he is ready to die at any time, and he thinks that he will definitely die fighting ghosts.Living with such an attitude, after a long time, he lost patience with most of the things around him.

The bloodshot eyes symbolize the bad sleep of nightmares every night, and the always tense expression carries a kind of heroism that wants to sacrifice his own blood to kill all ghosts.

This is one of the reasons why he was very rough with Nezuko at that time.

Of course, the main reason is that his mother who turned into a ghost almost killed him and his brother, so he couldn't accept the behavior of bringing his sister who turned into a ghost with Tanjiro. He thought Nezuko would kill Tanjiro, and Killing more people, Tanjiro is committing suicide, and hurting more innocent people for the sake of dead relatives.

The fragrance of thin blood diffused into the air, time passed by, and not long after, a ghost appeared drooling.

"Human flesh...blood..." He muttered vague words, and his saliva was drooling.

"This is really, it seems that Undead River has a mouth-watering charm." Qingyan said.

"You used disgusting words to describe a terrible thing." Undead Kawa Minami sat on the city wall, looked down at the ghost walking towards him, and said.

"Then change it to something romantic." Qingyan said, "Small shower, let it rain for another 5 minutes, let me and the shy him, under the lover's umbrella, be inseparable, clattering. ①"

Undead Kawa Minami looked at the saliva left by the ghost, and was speechless for a while.

These words are right, but it is precisely because they are right that...

never mind.Boring dialogue... Forget it, it's not boring, it's just a little disgusting.That's enough of the nasty conversation, now is the time to do it.

When jumping down from the city wall, the tip of the knife skimmed over the city wall and rubbed golden sparks, and the blue wind entangled around the blade. He was like a friend, clinging to the sun wheel knife. Passing by the ghost, his sun wheel knife was back in its sheath. At that moment, there was a slight "Zheng" sound, which was very nice, and it was Qingyue who didn't fit his temperament. The sound should have lasted for another second or two, but it was completely drowned out by the broken body and the mourning of the ghost.

Undead Kawa Minami turned around in the second half of the moonlight, and his silver hair was actually dyed with a strange moonlight halo.

"You said let me seriously injure him, well, I'm done."

What a handsome stroke.

Qing Yan was almost bewitched, and then quickly praised: "You bastard, although you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, your skills are quite clean and neat. ②"

Immortal Chuan Shiya: "... I think you want to die."

Qing Yan hurriedly changed the topic: "That's right, I'll show you my trick to suppress the bottom of the box. Although in the past, the bottom of the box was used to use pornographic words."

Undead Chuan Shiya: "What the hell?"

Qingyan stood up from the city wall, and said popular science: "The so-called pressed box bottom is a kind of sex education tool in ancient China. It is a kind of small porcelain figure. When a daughter is married, it is usually taught by the mother to the daughter. There are more interesting things besides these. object."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Haha, useless knowledge has increased."

Kiyohiko: ...

Sure, the eldest brother must be natural black.

"Then, it's time to witness a miracle." Qingyan played with an old-fashioned stalk, then pulled out the fruit knife and raised his hand, shouting at the ghost: "Enlighten yourself!"

"I'm going to eat you...I'm going to eat you!!!" the ghost roared, "I have nothing but pain."

[100% received empty-handed sword] Activate!

"No, you still have more social deaths now." Qing Yan said.

In the next second, the ghost ran towards Qingyan with his hands raised high, because his body had been chopped off, so his whole body was as soft as a character in "Humanity Falls Flat".

His body was not strong enough to support him climbing up the city wall, so he began to squirm, wriggle, twist and roll crazily against the city wall.

...Extremely depressing picture.

A few seconds later, Undead Kawa Miniya felt very uncomfortable, so he chopped the ghost directly.

"This move is the way I have saved up to deal with Wu Mi, and I can forcibly pull back Wu Mi who escaped." Qing Yan said.

"I see." Undead Kawa Minami nodded.

After showing these columns [100% being caught empty-handed], Qing Yan said seriously: "Of course I have a purpose to show you this."

After getting along a lot, everyone now knows that Qingyan only looks strange and unreliable on the surface, but in fact, many things he said and did have a certain deep meaning-of course, this does not rule out their own thinking. More facts.

"What purpose?" Purgatory Xingshoulang asked very cooperatively.

Qingyan continued: "It's not to make you feel at ease in the final battle, but to let you know how good I am."

……

Fengzhu Immortal Kawa Minami has a saying: "I thought that under normal circumstances, this should be said the other way around."

"Haha! As expected of Undead River! Explained the joke of Qing Yan boy's joke, saying that he usually said it along the way, but Qing Yan boy did the opposite, which had the effect of making people laugh!" Purgatory Apricot Shourou said with a laugh.

Undead Kawashimi: "...do you know that you have made a big taboo of explaining jokes?"

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Haha! Is that so!"

Undead Kawa Minya was very sad: "How did you fit into this atmosphere perfectly...Purgatory."

Snake Zhu Yihei Xiaobanei couldn't bear to watch anymore, he couldn't help but said, "Bushichuan, haven't you discovered something?"

Undead Kawa Minami asked: "What's the matter?"

Ihei Xiaobane said: "You also fit into them perfectly as a Tucao slave."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Undead Kawa Minya pupil earthquake.

After a few seconds, he held on to the idea of ​​playing bad together, and said: "As a person who complains, you have also integrated into us."

Ihei Xiaobane: "..."

How did everyone become like this?

What a source of evil this is.He looked at Qing Yan speechlessly.

Then he saw Ganluji Mitsuri next to him covering her mouth and laughing softly.

……

Forget it, as long as Mitsuri is happy.

"Speaking of which, Ms. Ganlusi's muscle density is eight times that of a normal person. This statement reminds me of Mr. Pei's protein is six times that of beef..."

Ganluji Mitsuri laughed so hard that she spit out the tea she just drank from her mouth: "Pfft ha ha ha... What kind of association is this—ah, it's all because you said it so funny, which caused me to be so embarrassing."

Iguro Barney: ...

Stay away from Mitsuri... Forget it, the other party is Kiyohiko, he can't feel the slightest sense of crisis.

02.

In the final meeting, Kiyohiko, as the meeting host, explained the complete plan.

First of all, in order to avoid too many sacrifices, only people with pillar-level strength will participate in this operation.

The other people in the headquarters of the Demon Slayer Squad evacuated first, and then changed from Mirufiore's wolf poison to the appearance of Yoya Ubuyashiki, and at the same time released information that Nezuko could overcome the sun-of course she could overcome it, as long as But Wu Mi doesn't know yet.

All kinds of explosives and traps are arranged around the house. The explosives are mixed with a large number of cross nails coated with various poisons. There are drones in the sky that are ready to drop wisteria after the bombing. Ultraviolet lights are also arranged around.

Ultraviolet light has a certain killing effect on ghosts, and Qingyan has tested it on Yiwozuo.Yiwozuo also paid too much.

This is the first step.

After the first step, the pillars rushed out and shot the wounded Wu Mian with a machine gun. In addition to the bullets, there were also medicines for turning Wu Mian into a human and medicine for rapidly aging him.

Zhu Shi, Butterfly Ninja and Mori Ogai worked together to develop and improve the medicine quickly.

With the help of resources from Hong Kong and Heilongjiang and Peng Gelie, mass production is naturally a no-brainer.

This is the second step.

If all goes well, you Zhu and everyone else will fight together to defeat him, or drag him until dawn.

But according to Yi Wo Zuo's information, Wu Mi should be able to enter and exit Infinite City at any time, and even has his own portable space, like the protagonist of an online novel, which is quite fashionable.

Therefore, everyone must be prepared to fight him in the infinite city.

Infinite City is the home of Wu Mi, and there will be a lot of miscellaneous ghosts, so ordinary ghost killing team members don't need to participate at all.

At this stage, Bailan and Sawada Tsunayoshi will not attack with all their strength, they will reserve their strength, so that Wu Can think that they are nothing more than that as a whole, relax their vigilance, and think about killing them in Infinite City, thus creating opportunities for them.

What they were worried about was that if they couldn't even meet each other, they would run away without misery.

In Infinite City, the first target is Naruto.

Yiwozuo said with a bit of embarrassment: "Well... Naruto is a woman with long hair who plays the pipa, and she controls Infinite City."

In fact, he didn't know this information, but Qingyan asked him to say it. Qingyan said that it was inconvenient for him to say something directly, so he did it for him.

Yiwozuo is not good at lying, but he is even less good at indebting favors.

Everyone didn't spend much time with Yiwozuo, and they didn't have any doubts about Yiwozuo's reaction.

After killing Naruto and the collapse of Infinite City, go back to the second step, just drag Wuyou until daytime.

"Even if Yi Wo Zuo is beheaded, he won't die, let alone Wu Mi." Qing Yan said.

"What is Lian Yiwozuo..." Yiwozuo was a little dissatisfied.

"Because you are very powerful, I describe it like this to show that you are not terrible. Then let me put it another way, even Qing Yan can beat it, Yiwozuo is really too powerful." Qing Yan changed his words in a polite manner.

Yiwozuo: "...you should just shut up. Ghosts can talk better than you."

Qingyan: "Slightly, slightly."

After the briefing, he said solemnly: "Okay, everyone already has an understanding of our plan and the strength of our team, I still suggest that you don't try to open the stripes - I am not a member of the Ghost Killing Team, but I We are human beings, standing here at this time, we are as human beings. So, trust your human companions, everyone in the Demon Slayer Squad.”

Yiwozuo: "I'm not human yet."

The Central Plains also joined in the excitement: "I have doubts."

"Ah, was there a day when I was interrupted?" Qing Yan scratched his head, but of course he didn't take it to heart.

Nakahara Chuya: "You know how uncomfortable it would be to be interrupted this time."

Qing Yan: "You, can you stop thinking about having fun every day, what kind of person are you?"

"You're confusing black and white." Nakahara Chuya's eyes almost didn't fall.Why is it that Qingyan's flirtatious talk keeps coming out endlessly.

"Because I want to be politically correct." Kiyohiko said, "How good it is for a black man to play Snow White."

"This is literally turning black and white..." Nakahara Chuya: "...you continue."

"Oh, of course I know who you are," Qing Yan felt a sense of crisis: "You are my lover."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help pressing his hat: "...um."

He is very generous and mature, but he still feels a little embarrassed to show off in front of so many people all of a sudden.

Everyone: "...tsk."

Then Qingyan cleared his throat as if nothing had happened, "Yiwozuo, don't interrupt, there are more than a dozen people here, one person wastes 3 minutes, and a dozen people waste a full four or 10 minutes, isn't it the end of a class time?" ?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...What nightmare words." He covered his face in pain and said, "And he said it so vividly, am I here for a combat meeting or a lecture..."

"But to be reasonable, I feel so uncomfortable being interrupted. I want to come here a few more times in the future." Qing Yan said.

Everyone: "Hello."

"In short, things are basically like this. We will succeed this time." Qing Yan seemed to have said nothing just now: "Oh, by the way, the only problem is that the safety of Wolfsbane cannot be guaranteed. Do you have any ideas? Bai Lan."

Bai Lan said relaxedly: "If the little wolf is poisoned to death, it means that he is not strong enough."

Qing Yan: "These are all decent people, you should be careful."

Bai Lan: "Otherwise, why don't you tell me to walk around without food?"

Kiyohiko: "Ahaha, I actually picked it up. It should be because I have warm feelings for you, but it's like SHI pulled into my pants. Only I know."

Bai Lan: "Hahaha what a metaphor!"

Everyone: "..."

Reborn looked at Nakahara Chuya: "He was flirting with other men on the spot, aren't you jealous?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also said weakly: "I'm not jealous....If it were your lover who said this to someone else, would you be jealous?"

Reborn: "..." He thought for a while, and said firmly, "I won't have such a lover." Well, he said that he didn't want it anymore.

After a few seconds, Reborn asked with a smile: "So, excuse me, do you guys also talk like this in private?"

Nakahara Chuya: "It's not that...in private, his SHI content is not that high."

Reborn: "That's also there?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Reborn: "Oh~"

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

With Qing Yan's interruption over there, everyone's eyes on Bai Lan became more subtle.

And after the two said some disgusting things, they calmly returned to the topic just now.

Bai Lan: "Well, you can also drag him from other worlds, or find a way to revive him."

"Then proceed to the next stage of discussion, we need to prescribe the right medicine for the characteristics of different ghosts." Qing Yan said: "It's like a bird pulling white shit in a black car, and black shit in a white car."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "Haha, it's a good image."

Immortal Kawashiya: "...too vivid."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Pfft." There are so many SHIs today!

In fact, this is because Qingyan knew that he was about to consume a lot of life, so he took this opportunity to frantically brush.

But there are too many such stalks in his mind, so it is too dense.

"I haven't finished yet." Qing Yan said, "But whether it is black or white, it is actually a kind of thing in itself. It is originally composed of two colors, so it will cause that effect. This example is Tell us that we don't need to make essential changes to different ghosts, we just need to have a coping strategy - we need to know enough about the enemy, and we need to be strong enough, this is the essence of dealing with ghosts. If possible, I It is suggested that you cooperate with Tanjiro to kill Naruto quickly, and then Tanjiro quickly finds the smell of Wu Mi."

Kamado Tanjiro nodded seriously: "Understood!"

Tanjiro will definitely have to bring it, he is looking for the radar of Wuyou, this is his talent, and he himself has reached the level of the column, so he will not hold back.

Kiyohiko: "Everyone should learn from my analogy about bird poop..."

"Actually, I have a problem." Tsunayoshi Sawada interrupted Kiyohiko with some pain, he was very brave, really, "Can you not use adjectives like shit, urine, fart, that's too, too indecent .”

"It can also be romantic." Qing Yan said.

"...Then how can there be romance?" Sawada Tsunayoshi didn't believe it.

Kiyohiko said, "Kiss is Puss in Swedish."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "And then?"

Reborn: "...poof." He already knew what he was going to say.

Qing Yan continued: "And Kiss is peeing."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Qing Yan: "This stalk is romantic enough."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...So it's a literal romance!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "I, as a collaborator of this operation, I propose that you don't continue to use this meme in today's meeting, is it ok!!!"

"Ah, Ah Gang is getting more and more imposing, awesome, is this my credit?" Qing Yan asked.

Reborn nodded: "Yes."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I don't want to grow up in this kind of place.

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The author has something to say:

①Small shower, let it rain for another 5 minutes, let me and the shy her be inseparable under the lover's umbrella, clattering. - "Yu Yu Hakusho"

②You bastard, although you don't wash your hands after going to the toilet, your skills are quite clean. - "Gintama" Ah Yin