I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

The air in the forest smells very refreshing, and the clear fragrance of grass and trees lingers in the humid air. The trees prop up the sky. The Indians say that if the forest disappears, the sky on top of the world will collapse, and the whole nature will be in harmony with human beings. die together.

This is a very dreamy sentence, but when you are in the forest, you will have a deeper emotional experience with this sentence.

This was the day before the start of the operation, and the Ghost Killing Squad made their final scouting.

After Kiyohiko and Sawada Tsunayoshi followed the planned route, the two took a walk by the stream.

"Ghosts are really scary..." Facing Kiyohiko, Sawada Tsunayoshi expressed his panic during this time, "Why is the enemy a ghost, why..."

Kiyohiko thought for a while, and replied: "Objectively speaking, Oni Wu Tsuji is not bad looking, just as objectively speaking, I also look like a human being."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Well... at the cost of sacrificing myself, I understand this sentence more intuitively. For this, I am very moved, although a little speechless."

Qingyan continued: "Of course, he might be tattered if he hit him, and he won't look much better than the ghosts I saw before—it might even be worse, after all, he can instantly explode his body into a pile of small pieces and Each fragment has its own consciousness or something... You have also seen some situations with Daisy, right? The other party can only be scarier than Daisy."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

Sawada Tsunayoshi said painfully: "Can I ask Kurom to use illusion for me, so that those ghosts are not so scary in my eyes!!!"

He was also rushed.

It sounds like a good way, Qingyan asked: "Isn't your super intuition able to see through illusions? Is this useful?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi replied: "Even with the illusion, I know the other party is a ghost, but at least the vision is not so scary..."

"Oh, it's like playing a funny mod in a horror game, I understand." Qing Yan commented, "Your behavior reminds me of something I saw before. In order to prevent employees from using the Alt key to switch windows to fish, the boss stayed overnight Depressed the Alt key of all computers in the company. ①”

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Pfft...does this really exist? I, I'm not that stupid..."

Kiyohiko: "Essentially speaking, it's the same. For the same reason, treating the symptoms is not the root cause. But the other party obviously didn't treat the symptoms. Of course, the same is true for you, Tsuna. The 'horror' of ghosts is actually not just visual effects, they have their own A kind of mental pressure and shock, that is more terrifying. It's like assuming that you turn ghosts into Aunt Sawada's face, but think about it, Aunt Sawada pushes away from your room in the middle of the night and quietly watches You, then smile slowly, in this case..."

"Ah, please don't say it!!!" Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his ears in pain and shouted: "Mom often opens the door to see me in the middle of the night!!! That's because I'm worried that I will kick the quilt!!!"

Qingyan couldn't help laughing: "Oh, it's a crooked shot. Well, I won't say it. In short, I still hope you can overcome it. So let's talk about kicking back the company's Alt key and your illusion."

Sawada Tsunayoshi said: "But after canceling the impact on the eyes, there must be a certain effect. My idea is not so stupid..."

"Yes." Qingyan said, "I know you are not that stupid, but I am."

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Huh?"

Qingyan: "So I can use this to describe you."

Kokichi Sawada:……

I was speechless for a while.

Even though we have known each other for a long time, Sawada Tsunayoshi still sighed more than once that Kiyohiko's logic is really self-contained and very rigorous.

"It's a very careful logic, just like the hairy thighs of Russian men who wear hairy pants that make it difficult for mosquitoes to bite," Kiyohiko said.

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "... appeared, Kiyohiko's wonderful metaphor."

Qing Yan: "You can say it more enthusiastically, I like it very much."

So, Tsunayoshi Sawada said excitedly: "It has appeared! Kiyohiko's wonderful metaphor!"

Qing Yan couldn't help laughing out loud: "Hahaha!!! You are so cooperative!!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi said a little embarrassedly: "...Because I often play this kind of role in school."

The two looked at each other, and then laughed together.

Blue sky, youth, youth, laughter in the wind.

It's beautiful.

Laughing and laughing, I started punching and punching, and finally when Kiyohiko and Tsunayoshi Sawada knocked each other on the head, Immortal Kawa Minya appeared.

Undead Kawa Minya always looked low-pressure. He watched the two of them torn into a ball on the grass, and opened his mouth and sprayed:

"What are you guys doing? A decisive battle is about to happen, so don't let any funny things like infighting happen."

It was a big hat, and Kiyohiko was not interested in stretching his head to catch it, so he immediately withdrew his hand, but Sawada Tsunayoshi's hand knocked Kiyohiko's head again by inertia, and made Kiyohiko's head make a loud sound.

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Immortal Kawashiya: "...Hmph, are you provoking me? You guys."

Qing Yan hurriedly explained: "Bushichuan, you misunderstood, we just want to know, this head is not guaranteed to be familiar, so we knocked. Look at my head, the sound is clear and crisp, it sounds like a good head."

Immortal Chuan Shiya: "???"

Undead Kawa Minya: "I think, after Gui Wu Tsuji is injured tomorrow, you can say these words next to him to distract him and interfere with his recovery speed."

Qingyan: "Hahaha Bushichuan, you are also joking! This is too childish! How is it possible!"

Undead Kawa Minya: "...Actually, I am serious."

Kiyohiko's mouth twitched.

"Okay, then I'll try it then."

He said seriously.

Immortal Kawa Miniya came to them to tell them that it was lunch time.

The three of them returned to the Ghost Slayer headquarters together.

Everyone is back, and they are talking about the details of fighting with Wu Mi.

"If it's a sneak attack, Ms. Zhushi said that Yushirou's blood ghost technique can be used, but I suggest that the sneak attacker should not carry a murder weapon that would cause him to be vigilant. At his level, even if the vision and breath are covered Yes, but if there is a weapon that makes him feel in danger, he will feel it." Yi Wozuo described it in this way.

This is actually quite understandable.

Just like when a martial arts master enters a house where there is a cold and peerless knife hidden in that house, he will have a certain feeling.

It's quite metaphysical, but this is not the real materialistic world.

"What, the murder weapon can't get close?" Qing Yan also said seriously: "Then the pair of murder weapons on my chest can't get close either?"

Immortal Kawa Minya who just brought Kiyohiko to the restaurant almost flew out of his eyes.

He felt more and more that his idea just now was very correct, even an old monster who had lived for hundreds of years should not be able to stand these strange words of Qing Yan.

Yiwozuo over there is full of question marks.

Yiwozuo: "I've wanted to ask for a long time, are you sure you're human?"

Qingyan said casually: "Otherwise, you have a proposal from Sbarasi to turn me into a ghost?"

Yiwozuo: "..."

Yi Wozuo slowly covered his face with his hands.

This is, what a dark history.

Purgatory Xingshourou over there laughed, "This sentence is really spazzy."

Yiwozuo: "Xing Shoulang, don't do this."

"Okay, don't listen to him interrupting." Zhongyuan Zhong also shook his head helplessly: "Go on, Yiwozuo."

"Because of the reasons I just said, it is best to use common weapons that will not cause the opponent's vigilance. Because the poison is going to be put into it, it needs something that is not very thin, but not very thick. Come and penetrate the opponent's body." Yi Wozuo said.

Qing Yan: "..."

Qingyan: "I have a bold idea."

"No, you didn't." Chuya Nakahara said.

Qing Yan shrugged: "Okay."

Nakahara Chuya: "Well, in short, this work is done by me."

Qing Yan: "Well, since the teacher is the strongest here, it is better for the teacher to complete this work. I also have some ideas, and I can cooperate with the teacher to implement it."

Speaking of "the strongest", Sawada Tsunayoshi subconsciously glanced at Bai Lan over there.

"Bai Lan can't do it, you know how to wash white and weak three points." Kiyohiko understood what Sawada Tsunayoshi meant, and said.

Bai Lan who was suddenly cueed: "Hey hey? I'm definitely not as good as I was back then, but actually I don't like fighting very much, but I have some interest in Wu Mi, although according to your description of him, he None of them deserve to be my subordinates."

Oni Wu Tsuji is really a very powerful, but quite incompetent villain.

"Therefore, there is a second reason." Qingyan said, "I'm not sure if Bai Lan will cause trouble then, so I can't entrust him with the most important work."

Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned: "In this case..."

"You want to say, is this something that can be said?" Qing Yan asked: "Of course it can be said. After all, Bai Lan has not been injected with sheep placenta, and the skin has not unfolded."

Bai Lan suddenly let out an earth-shattering laugh.

Others looked at them inexplicably.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was a little confused.

What is this...

Ah anyway, the result is that Kiyohiko used some strange words to skip this unfriendly moment.

He often does.

02.

After eating the sumptuous food, everyone rested in the courtyard.

It was midsummer at this time, but it was quite cool under the eaves.The scenery outside is a bit faded in the sun, the cottage and green trees, under the bright white sky, there is a dreamy feeling with childhood memories.

It is bright and dazzling.So Qingyan simply retracted his gaze, put the earphones in his ears, turned on some music casually, and lay down to enjoy the last time before the battle.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat beside him, leaning on the railing and dozing off.

"Qing Yan, may I bother you?" Ganluji Mitsuri's voice sounded.

Kiyohiko opened his eyes: "Of course, Miss Miri."

"Although everyone has made full preparations, I still feel a little uneasy." Ganluji Mitsuri said, "Everyone looks very confident."

"Yeah, so Miri-san wants to confide, or do you want me to comfort you?" Qing Yan asked.

"That's not true..." Kanroji Mitsuri said, "Well, Kiyohiko and Mr. Nakahara are lovers, right? I'm curious..."

"Are you curious about how he tolerated me?" Qingyan asked.

"Ah! Of course not!" Kanroji Mitsuri said, "Kiyohiko is a very cute boy, he is very pretty, and he talks very funny. It must be fun every day with Kiyohiko!"

"Well, I think so too." Qing Yan said, "There is no such shop after this village, and it's rare to see such an interesting person as me."

Nakahara Chuya didn't know what to say for a while, so he opened his eyes and then closed them again.

"Having a lover is really very happy." Ganlusi Mili clasped her hands together and said in reverie.

"Then after defeating Wumi, Sister Mili should also find a boyfriend." Qing Yan said.

Kanroji Mitsuri: "Ehhh———"

"Yes." Qing Yan said, "Miri-san is super beautiful, powerful, and knows how to appreciate the good points of others."

Amroji Mitsuri blushed so red that she was about to explode, "Nothing like this—!"

"It's better to have someone you like take the initiative to confess." Qing Yan said, "Before I and Chuya got together, I took the initiative to confess."

"Lord! Move! Watch! White!" Ganlusi Mitsuri repeated in shock.

Qing Yan: "Yeah, someone has to say something to confess."

Ganluji Mitsuri continued to be shocked: "Master! Move! Express! White! Tell me that I like you—in case the other party doesn't accept it, wouldn't it be a path that my wife—eh—has never imagined!"

"Is it a matter of course?" Qing Yan said.

"In case the other party thinks that I'm too proactive or..." Ganluji Mitsuri said, "Boys seem to prefer weaker girls, I'm not sure..."

"How should I put it, liking is a pure emotion." Kiyohiko said to Lianzhu Ganluji Mitsuri: "Only when you don't like it will you consider each other's various situations."

"What does this mean?" Ganluji Mitsuri asked.

"For example, what do you like to eat?" Qing Yan asked.

Kanroji Mitsuri said without hesitation: "Sakuramochi!"

Qingyan: "Well, you like to eat cherry cakes, so you will buy cherry cakes from the snack shop to eat without thinking about anything, and if you don't like to eat another kind of wagashi, but considering that Wagashi is nutritious, so you will still choose to eat some. This is the difference. Only when you don’t like it or don’t like it enough, you will weigh the pros and cons. If you like it enough, just consider liking itself. Just like Yang Jiang said , in the moment of your hesitation, you have already made your choice. So don’t worry about it, it’s enough to like and be liked wholeheartedly.”

"So that's the case!" Ganluji Mitsuri said, "So Kiyohiko and Mr. Zhongyuan are also like this?"

"Of course!" Qing Yan said without hesitation.

There is no so-called plus or minus item on him.

Because his presence is everything, is all.

This is their feeling.

Next to him, Zhong Yuan Zhong also quietly lit a cigarette.

"I said a lot, but the teacher didn't say anything." Qingyan probed.

Although he was leaning against the railing, Chuya Nakahara's back was always straight.

Because it was too hot, he took off his coat, and his explosive body was hidden under the white shirt.The sleeves were rolled up, revealing forearms with beautiful muscular lines.

The shadow of the corridor fell on his face.

"Because I was thinking of kissing you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also exhaled smoke rings and looked up at the blue sky outside.

The deep voice permeated the hot summer air.

"So, can I do this now?"

Ganlu Temple Mitsuri:! ! !

Ganluji Mitsuri: "Please! Please! I will avoid it right now! Don't forget to kiss me! Don't mind my existence!"

She was very excited and ran away covering her face.

Woohoo, is this love——

Think about it and try——

The face of Ihei Kobane appeared in her mind.

How about trying to confess your love out loud after defeating Wu Mi!

03.

Dusk the next day.

The action begins now.

After Qing Yan told everyone that he would say a lot of dirty words in the battle to interfere with Wu Mi's affairs, everyone fell into a little silence.

"...is a good idea," Reborn said in place of the reluctant group.

"Okay!" Qingyan clenched his fists and said, "Then, I'm like Zhong X Gao who is mixed in ordinary ice cream in the refrigerator! Waiting for a big one when Kibu Tsuji pays the bill for all human beings! ②"

Everyone:"……"

Reborn: "...Okay, we fully understand your determination."

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