I live in Two-dimensional by sand sculptures

01.

All have achieved certain training results.

The preliminary preparatory activities were basically completed, and everyone was called together for the final pre-war meeting.

Before the meeting, everyone chatted in the courtyard.

This time, the chatter is not about sword skills, but... Spear skills.

When others heard it, they really felt like "the age of adults has changed".

Hearing Kanroji Mitsuri happily talk about how he charged with two machine guns, Iguro-Hanai felt happy for Mitsuri, and at the same time was a little envious, because his wrist strength was behind the column. Simply put, his wrist strength is not as strong as Mitsuri.

By the way, the rock pillar with the highest wrist strength is of course the strongest rock pillar, and the second place is Yinzhu Umo Tengen.It seems that his muscles are not for display, but they are not only good-looking, but also very useful.

"My lord said that we were in charge of shooting with machine guns, and Chiba-kun assisted us... I haven't seen Chiba-kun today." Ganluji Mitsuri said, "I heard that Brother Purgatory said that Chiba-kun is very humorous, good humorous child cute."

Ganluji Mitsuri had little contact with Kiyohiko, but Purgatory Kyojuro told her a lot about Kiyohiko with great interest.

Ihei Xiaobane: "Is that so..." I can also be very humorous, and I can also sarcastically say 'then I'll praise you', he thought in his heart.

At this moment, Qing Yan appeared.

He was wearing a white cloak, and walked against the light with a stride that no relatives recognized.

Because his walking posture is so swaggering that he looks like an ostrich running and wagging his tail, which makes him look very imposing (…).

His cloak rose and fell again.

You can clearly see the word 'Justice' embroidered on the back.

Iguro Honai, who was talking to Kanroji Mitsuri, was dumbfounded. After a few seconds, he asked, "What's the matter with your appearance?"

Qing Yan said seriously: "Isn't it very handsome?"

Immortal Kawa Minami frowned and looked at Kiyohiko without saying a word.

Qing Yan thought for a while, and said: "Actually, you can get a cloak with the word 'killing ghosts' written on the back, and carry it on your body, reminding yourself at all times, and at the same time making some kind of announcement to the world. .”

Ganluji Mitsuri whispered, "Sounds so handsome."

Ihei Xiaobane: "..."

"That's it..." Undead Kawa Minya began to consider the feasibility of this matter.

Ihei Xiaobane:? ? ?

What happened to my teammates when I wasn't paying attention? ? ?

"The other thing is, what I mean by this is--the gesture of raising high is the proof of victory, and the word behind it is the word strongest." Qingyan turned around and said deeply, at the same time, he slowly raised his hand Come.

Ihei Xiaobane: ...I'd like to see what hand gesture you will make to show victory.

I saw Qingyan's finger pointing to the mark.

Freeze became a 'yeah'.

Yihei Xiaobanei: ...hehehe.

At this very moment, he wanted to let the snake bite Qing Yan.

Next, Iguro-chan saw Immortal Kawasami taking off her coat and staring at the back of her coat.

Iguro Barney: ...

I want to put dysprosium pills to bite everyone.

... What kind of human suffering is this.Ihei Xiaobane thought.

What is carrying xx on my back... Wait, if the word 'world' is written on the jacket, then I carry the world on my back, but I am walking in this world-like purgatory-wait a minute What are you thinking... ah, you can't walk in Big Brother Purgatory, you will be misunderstood... Wait, why is your mind messed up...

hateful--

Yihei Xiaobanei couldn't help holding her forehead.

Damn.

On the other side, everyone has already started discussing the machine gun.

In order to deal with the final battle, the pillars each have a machine gun.

Beimingyu Xingming is a terrifying existence that can directly use two machine guns.

Swap the knife for a gun, which is acceptable for most posts.

For example, Fengzhu Immortal Kawashimi and Yinzhu Uma Tengen, they themselves know a lot of fancy moves, and they themselves can't wait to use explosives to kill Wu Mi.

In Qing Yan's expectation, some Zhu should find it difficult to accept this.

As a result, Tomioka Yoshiyuki was the one who spoke first.

He lowered his eyes and said: "In the end, I actually use such a weapon, so why do I do those useless exercises all day long?"

In fact, Tomioka Yoshiyuki means that he is rubbish, his swordsmanship is poor, his body is also poor, and he is doing useless exercises all day long, just habitually feeling inferior.

It ended up falling into his mouth as if he didn't agree with the whole thing, and it was also the habitual everyday stupidity + being misunderstood.

Kiyohiko knew Tomioka Yoshiyuki's thoughts, so he said: "Exercising every day is also useful, at least except for our ghost killing team, except you, there are not many people who can directly shoot with a machine gun. After all, normal people can't bear that. recoil."

What Qing Yan said was very real.

In film and television dramas, it is often seen that the protagonist holds a large machine gun and shoots at the enemy bravely, while the enemy is drawing the body of the bullet for him.It is normal for bullets to miss people and outline human bodies. After all, the hit rate of bullets on the battlefield is really low, but it is too bizarre to carry a heavy machine gun and shoot something.Under normal circumstances, if you do this, you will be broken to the bone by the recoil.Not to mention heavy machine guns, even pistols that are often seen in film and television dramas and novels can break the wrists of novices. There are quite a lot of such news.

And the physical fitness of the pillars is of course no problem, they can carry machine guns and shoot with bullets made of wisteria flowers and poison without misfortune.

During this period of time, Tsunayoshi Sawada and the others were conducting serious training, while the pillars were conducting marksmanship training.

It was a novelty for them.

After hearing what Qing Yan said, Tomioka Yoshiyuki thought for a while, and tried hard to say: "Is it appropriate to use this kind of gun to deal with Wu Mi instead of a sword? Or, let me use a sword."

Tomioka Yoshiyuki means that he wants to dedicate himself and wants to fight Wu Mi with Zebra.He is not very familiar with guns and ammunition. Of course, normal people are generally not very familiar with this thing. Unfamiliarity means that he does not dare to trust-so he does not know whether this method is feasible. victim of the way.

But what he said sounds like he directly opposed the use of guns, but insisted on using swords to deal with ghosts, for reasons such as the dignity of swordsmen...

I have to say that Yoshiyuki Tomioka is misunderstood every day.

His way of expression is really amazing, it cannot be simply described with words like 'duplicity', 'poor speech' and 'tsundere'.Kiyohiko thought.

The words that hit the heart, though, should be gentle and strong—certainly each column here seems to be like that in its nature.

That's why Kiyohiko likes it here.

In addition to the ghost killing team, it seems to be the same in other places. Everyone on the basketball team, Hong Kong and Hei, Peng Gelie, everyone is very tolerant to him. If it were replaced by other people, for an abnormal person like him, he would have been behind him for a long time. Pointing, malicious comments, alienation.

Everyone was really tolerant of him.

Inclusive of all kinds of heterogeneity - this is also one of the true meaning of Two-dimensional.Kiyohiko suddenly thought of the 'Two-dimensional Disqualification' from back then.

So, I want to protect all of this.he thought.

Say Two-dimensional words, do Two-dimensional things, so as to prolong life.

Then, the most 'Two-dimensional' thing should be to defeat the final villain and save the world.

Thinking of this, Kiyohiko couldn't help but feel excited, and wanted to say something.

"Regarding this point, it has become our consensus to defeat by any means—no, not to defeat, but to kill Wu Mi—" Qingyan said, "so we will shoot him with more than a dozen machine guns, since he did Don’t blame us for being fifteenth on the first day of junior high school!”

"Well, to kill Wu Mi, it is indeed necessary to use any means." said Osamu Dazai next to him.

Qingyan continued: "Let him finish the first grade of junior high school and pass the seventh grade!"

"It should be quite domineering, but it makes you want to laugh when you say it." Osamu Dazai commented.

Fengzhu Immortal Chuan Shiya said impatiently: "What tongue twisters are you talking about?"

Qingyan scratched his head: "I just feel that it's majestic to say it, don't you think it's handsome? You can write it down and tell the enemy next time."

"I never talk nonsense to the enemy, the sword is my best words." Fengzhu Immortal Kawa Minami said.

"Ah, I also wrote down this sentence, I want to say it next time, what can I say next time?" Qing Yan asked.

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Immortal Kawashiya: "... up to you."

"Hey." Qing Yan continued to probe, "Are you so pampered?"

Immortal Chuan Shimi's mouth twitched, his eyes burst into bloodshot eyes: "Didn't you see that I am impatient? This is helpless! Speechless! I don't want to care about it!"

Qing Yan: "Then you are really lazy."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Immortal Kawashimi: "Don't stop me, I'm going to hack him to death today—wait a minute, you really won't stop me."

"That's right." Qingyan looked at everyone watching, and said, "It's kind of mean."

Undead Kawa Minya: "..."

Kiyohiko felt that Undead Kawa Minya's emotions were reaching the extreme, and he quickly said: "Calm down, calm down. If you lose your temper for a trivial matter, why bother to think about it. I'm not angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace me if I get angry. Whoever dies is happy, besides, it is painful and laborious.②"

The sudden appearance of the doggerel made Immortal Kawasami numb all over, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

Of course, to be angry is to stop being angry, and to directly convert it into another kind of emotion...

"Continue the topic just now." Qing Yan said, "I have thought about it a long time ago. If something goes wrong, I will be the last hole card. I can pay some price to pull Wu Mi into the sun, so don't worry."

In order to do this, he estimated that he would have to sacrifice five years of life. Although he had saved more than nine years of life now, he still didn't want to do this unless it was absolutely necessary.

Looking at Qingyan's expression, everyone knew what the price was.

Because this kind of expression often appears on every Zhu's face.

"Ha, that's really good," said Snake Zhu Yihei Xiaobanei, "If you want to sacrifice yourself, do you need me to praise you? Do you think the Zhu of our ghost killing team needs an outsider to help sacrifice?"

Another duplicity guy, who clearly cares about Qingyan, but puts on such a gesture.

Kiyohiko thought for a while: "Actually, you also need to sacrifice. At that time, please ask Mr. Ubuyashiki to order you all to sleep with me. Of course, I am talking about men."

This is the fastest way Qingyan knows to increase his lifespan, he needs to replenish his energy anyway.

The voice fell, and there was silence around.

Purgatory Kyojuro broke the silence. He smiled brightly and said, "Wow, do you want everyone to sleep together? It's been a long time since I slept with everyone! Then we can have a pillow fight together!"

Qingyan touched his chin: "It's good to arrive, let's sleep together later." Sleeping together should give more life span, right?

There was even more silence around.

Undead Kawashimi: "What disgusting request are you making?"

"Don't think too much, just sleep together. Hmm... just treat it as if I need this to replenish my life span." Qing Yan said: "Well, as the saying goes, if you use any means to defeat Wu Mi..."

Purgatory Xingshoulang: "I see!"

"Hey! Purgatory, don't you think you are not normal!"

"a ha ha ha……"

"Ha! My muscles are the best!" It was the sound column that said this.

All in all a mess.

Kiyohiko innocently said to Iguro Bane who slipped out of the battlefield over there: "Why do human beings rely on each other, but quarrel again." This famous sentence from "Natsume's Book of Friends" is very famous.

Yihei Xiaobane: "...who do you think it's because of?"

Kiyohiko: "I'm a monster, and I don't quite understand the human heart.④"

Yihei Xiaobane: "???"

Yihei Xiaobane: "Yes, you are a monster." He still agrees with this point.

destroy it.tired.

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The author has something to say:

①The gesture of raising high is the proof of victory, and the word behind it is the strongest. - "The Seven Deadly Sins"

②I am not angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace me when I get sick.

If I am so angry, who will be happy, besides, it will be exhausting and exhausting. - "Don't Get Angry"

③Why do human beings rely on each other, but quarrel again. - "Natsume's Book of Friends"

④I am a monster, and I don't quite understand the human heart. - "Natsume's Book of Friends"

Think of a small theater with a snake column:

Not related to the text, assuming that Snake Zhu is the male lead:

Yihei Xiaobanei taunted for a while: Ha, you did a great job, do you need me to praise you?

You: need need ~!

Iguro Barney: ...

You: praise me~

Iguro Kobane: ………

After a few seconds, he turned his head away and said softly, "Good job."

Fortunately, the bandages covered his slightly flushed face.