Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

Time flies again, time flies, and just a few months have passed.Damn, I was wondering, how did time pass so quickly?Unscrupulous author, are you doing such unscrupulous things because of rushing the plot?Confess honestly, be frank and strict, and resist more strictly! (As: I was wrong...)

Well, I have to explain, today is a special day - the summer gathering of the Uchiha clan.

As the eldest and second sons of the head of the Uchiha clan, Itachi and I had to be woken up by Mikoto early in the morning to freshen up.The battle is so grand that I can't think of adjectives to describe it. It looks like Itachi and I are going to get married. I wear three layers inside and three layers outside. Finally, I have to wear a Uchiha belt of the same style as Mikoto Fugake. Black and red kimono gown with black and red pattern.Well, I admit that this is enough to prove that Itachi and I are their children, but even if we take it off, this is an unchangeable fact, mouthhu!

"Mom, how long do we have to wait?"

I yawned and lazily leaned against Itachi.

"Well, we can go to worship our ancestors at dawn."

Mikoto, who was having a great time washing and dressing at the side, gave me a warm smile, and then went back to her work.

Itachi tapped my nose lightly. "If you are tired, just sleep for a while, and I will wake you up when you leave."

"I want to sleep too, but I have too many clothes on, and I feel so uncomfortable."

Sighing, I looked at him innocently.

When my head nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, it finally dawned.

Amid the din of gongs, drums, firecrackers, red flags and crowds of people, I followed my family out of the house in a daze, and was stuffed into a warm sedan in a trance, and then I heard someone calling my name in my ear. Without hesitation, he slapped him aside like a mosquito, and then my mind was awakened by Itachi's godly poking... Looking at the slightly red five-fingerprints on Itachi's tender white face, I felt this in my heart. Guilty.

Gently covering his cheek, my eyes are filled with distress.

"Brother, I'm sorry..."

Itachi fondled my hair, with a faint smile on his face.

"it's nothing."

"It's my fault. I didn't protect you well. Dad, that bastard was too ruthless... Even if you committed something, you can't hit you when you worship your ancestors. How can you see people in a while... ..."

I pursed my lips and shook my head looking at him, tears welling in my eyes.I thought Itachi could gently hold my face and kiss my tears, and say "little fool, I'll just show you." Such ambiguous and loving words make people nosebleed, but what I didn't expect was He stretched out his hand, aimed at my smooth little forehead and poked it hard!

Suddenly the sedan chair stopped.An old voice sounded from outside the car curtain.

"Master Itachi, Master You, please get off the sedan chair, we are here."

Itachi opened the car curtain with a serious face (that is, facial paralysis), put his hand in a skinny hand with sallow skin on the side of the car, and got out of the car steadily.I also followed suit, put on the Uchiha family's signature expression, opened the car curtain and prepared to get off the car, but things didn't go according to people's wishes, I accidentally stepped on the long pendant trailing behind the kimono robe, and got mixed up on the threshold.Fuyue catches me quickly, but I still grab what I don't know by conditioned reflex and pull it down due to inertia... When I see the original appearance of the thing in my hand—a long white beard, I Without hesitation, let it disappear with the wind.In the laughter of everyone trying to hold back, I realized that Elder Uchiha Sora Chen's expression was in pain, half of the white beard under his chin was missing...

At the family banquet after the ancestor worship, I sneaked into the family's discussion hall quietly.In fact, when I worshiped the ancestors, I was very interested in the huge luminous pearl placed in the center of the pair of tablets inside. Unfortunately, there were too many people and I couldn't make a move, so I gave up.Now the conference hall is empty, how can I let this opportunity finally come to me, how can I let it go?

When I picked up the beads and ran out of the conference hall, I ran into Itachi who came out to look for me.

"So you're here, Xiaoyou." Itachi waved to me, motioning for me to go over.When he noticed the big night pearl in my arms, he couldn't help but turn pale with fright. "Not this one……"

Before he finished speaking, I interrupted him hastily.

"Brother, brother, I'm giving this to you. It's really the most beautiful bead I've ever seen. When you practice shuriken and split it with a sword, it will be so handsome, so beautiful and magnificent. The scene..."

Itachi showed a dumbfounding expression, and was about to speak, but was interrupted again before he could speak.

"Itachi, Yu, why don't you go in?"

Seeing Fuyue approaching, Itachi quickly hid me behind him. "We want some fresh air, my lord father."

"Don't stay outside for too long, be careful of catching a cold."

Fu Yue nodded, looking at his eldest son with satisfaction, and his second son with only a small head showing behind him.I secretly sighed in my heart that it was fortunate that this little ancestor didn't cause any trouble today, of course, except for pulling half of Elder Uchiha Sora Chen's beard and suing the neighbor next door at the family banquet.Overall, it was a peaceful day.Just as he was about to praise you, Fuyue's attention was diverted by the faint light behind Itachi...

"Yu. What's in your arms?"

"There is nothing in Xiaoyou's arms, Father."

Asked by Fuyue, Itachi was frightened into a cold sweat.

But I, who was hiding behind Itachi, had no idea what a serious mistake I had made at this time. Instead, like a little sparrow, I happily ran to Fuyue with the night pearl in my arms:

"Dad, look, I gave this to my brother! Brother, hurry up and get the shuriken, and it happens that Dad is there, so why don't you just show us the shuriken!"

Hearing this sentence, Itachi gasped—Xiao You, aren't you looking for death...

I watched Fuyue's face turn red suddenly, and I turned around, and when he came to me, he had an extra branch in his hand.He glared at Itachi viciously, and Itachi bowed his head and stepped aside.With a flash of light, the night pearl in my hand somehow fell into Itachi's hand. Fuyue changed his shape, grabbed my collar and threw me aside, swung a branch and beat me on the head and face——

"This is a treasure handed down from the ancestors. It can be said to be as important as the tablet of the ancestors. You actually stole it from the meeting hall... Not only that, you also have to use a shuriken to chop it, and let Itachi show it to me... Uchi Bokong Elder Chen’s beard has been growing for more than ten years, and he maintains it with oil every day. He combs it meticulously and earnestly. As soon as you make a move, someone pulls out half of it, and then throws it away casually... The neighbor’s child offended Are you sick? You snatched his candy to feed the dog, and painted his face like a tabby cat, and washed it off after washing off a layer of skin... and what happened a few days ago, your brother's clothes are clothes you can wear What? You actually dressed like him and pretended to hang yourself, making the clansmen turn their backs... I have endured you for a long time, don't think that you have Mikoto and Itachi to support you every time, if I don't teach you a lesson today, you will still I really want to piss me off..."

Three hours later, my poor face was bruised and purple, and I was sitting next to Itachi with a paralyzed expression.

"Xiaoyou, don't blame your father, he is also doing it for your own good."

Itachi habitually raised his hand to poke my forehead, but the force was very light.

"..." I was silent.

"I know that my father was a little ruthless. He hates iron but not steel. Don't take it to heart."

"..." I remained silent.

"Xiaoyou, you have to learn to behave yourself in the future, and your father won't beat you."

"I say……"

"Think carefully before doing things in the future, or ask me..."

"Brother, I want to eat three-color balls, can you bring them for me?"

I really couldn't stand Itachi's persuasive traditional Fuyue-style teaching, so I made up an excuse to make him stop, and used his favorite three-color meatball to attract his attention, and attached a sweet and greasy smile.I believe that the effect of removing the bruising on my face will be better.

Itachi sighed, and before he got up and took a few steps, he suddenly turned around and asked me worriedly. "You wait for me here, don't wander around."

"understood."

It is said that the ancestor of the Uchiha family here, Uchiha Madara, is bouncing around on the roofs of Konoha Village with the urged whirlpool mask.Originally, Madara just wanted to go back to Konoha to reminisce about those good times in the past Nori, bah, good times.But I didn't expect to find out that today is the day when the Uchiha clan worships the ancestors and the clan banquet after entering Konoha Village. Madara didn't want to stay longer, but just overheard some gossip women or gossip men talking about it with relish when they were resting in the teahouse The "interesting story" of this Uchiha patriarch's family... Then Madara knew that Uchiha Fugaku's eldest son, Uchiha Itachi, was an out-and-out little genius.So Madara became very interested in this little genius in the mouth of the villagers, and decided to see it with his own eyes.

Sadly, Madara only listened to the first half of the paragraph, and ignored the second half about the classic deeds of Fuyue's second son. This caused a serious mistake in Madara's cognition for three years.Due to this mistake, Madara's future life has undergone earth-shaking changes-this is a later story, we will not mention it for the time being.

After finally finding out the time of the Uchiha Clan Banquet, Madara calculated the time and came to the place with a "swipe".Madara wanted to catch someone and ask who Uchiha Itachi was, but when he tilted his head, he found Xiaoyou's shoes with a paralyzed face covered with bruises and a gorgeous kimono looking at the moon, so he took off his mask and walked forward to strike up a conversation. "Young man, what's your name?"

I glanced lazily at the person who came, but this one glance shocked me!

Beautiful man, beautiful man!

His long black hair reaches his waist, his dark eyes are full of smiles, his facial features are quite handsome, and he has a faint royal aura. He looks about 30 or [-] years old.

However, I didn't know that when I met this person, my life had successfully evolved from cups to tableware.

So when I saw such a superb and beautiful man, the excitement in my heart was so exciting and irresistible, but the injured facial muscles only allowed me to maintain facial paralysis, well, I was calm.

"It's rude to ask someone else instead of giving their name when they meet for the first time."

"Okay, my name is Yuan. [Note: A Fei, Hong Kong translated Yuan.] What about you?"

Madara likes the young man with a paralyzed face and a very calm face. He probably guessed the details of the young man in front of him. His intuition made him think that this young man is what the villagers call a little genius. Presumably, the bruise on his face is a sign of hard work.It's a pity that the accuracy of our Mr. Madara's intuition is simply negative, but he is still willing to believe it, which is called an obsession.

"Uchiha Yuu." I admit that I really didn't intend to be cool, but I would get bruised when I spoke, it hurts!

"really……"

In this way, the tragedy happened.Since the pronunciation of Itachi and Yu are very similar, our first ancestor gorgeously misheard it as "Uchiha Itachi."

"Surely what?"

I frowned and looked at the man in front of me who claimed to be Yuan with an expression of "I understand". This young master especially wanted to ask him: Do you understand Mao?

In fact, to be honest, although I have watched Hokage and know the plot very well, I have no impression of the name Tobi. I only remember that there is an idiot-like uncle named A Fei, the so-called Uchiha Madara.The reason why he is called an idiot is because Madara always wears a mask, and AB's stepmother doesn't let readers see his true face, so that's fine.You said that Madara Uchiha is called Madara Uchiha, what else is he called "A Fei", what is A Fei?Have you heard of Hooligan Hooligan?Hooligans refer to men, and Ah Fei refers to women. To put it bluntly, they are female hooligans.You said that a man called you a "female hooligan" makes others think!Besides, when you are old, you still come out to grab the show, and you want to fit in every day, you are obscene, trivial, and trivial!

"It's nothing." Madara walked to me and sat down, while resting his chin with his slender and beautiful hand, he looked at me with relish as if he saw something to eat.

"What are you doing?"

Damn, look at my dry hair, can flowers grow on my face?Although my face is already spent...

"Do you want to come with me?"

As soon as he said this, my thinking immediately became active.Words such as minor kidnapper, strange uncle, and perverted lolicon all seem to have found their definition objects.

"Uncle Yuan, you need to know that it is against the law to abduct minors."

With that sad face paralyzed, I turned my head slowly and continued my great project looking up at the sky.

Madara was stunned for a moment, then covered her mouth and laughed. "Pfft ha ha ha... You are really an interesting kid..."

When I heard his laugh, I was so angry!You laugh and laugh, so I can remind you first what are you laughing at?Although I can't make an angry expression now, at least I can vent my dissatisfaction with complaints.

"Hey, please listen to me."

Madara obediently turned her face to look at me.

"If you have polio, please go out the door on the left; if you have dementia, please go out the door on the right; if you have stroke and epilepsy, please go out the door in the middle. Of course, if you are neurotic, please sit Don't move here, look up at the sky for an hour, I will find someone to invite you out."

Madara listened to my series of options and thought for a while, then raised his small chin at a 45-degree angle and began to look up at the sky.Slamming one fist on the other, I immediately came to a conclusion:

It turns out that he is crazy!And she is also a good-looking and normal-speaking psychopath!

"Little devil, are you playing with me?"

Madara suddenly reacted, and raised his hand to slap him.

When I was about to find someone, Madara's big hand drew a beautiful arc and landed on the back of my head. The inertia caused me to take a few steps forward and almost fell to the ground.

"In view of your brutal and inhumane personal attack on me, I have decided to ask you for 1000 million taels of mental damage. Please pay in cash. Forgive me for not accepting checks and IOUs."

When I was excited, I uttered sentences similar to those when I beat the enemy Hakka to collect debts.Hey, knowledge has been learned.

"You're blackmailing!" Madara clarified the essence without hesitation, and then brought the topic back. "Stay with me and I will make you stronger."

"Why should I be stronger?"

Khan, what a stupid sentence, it’s too old-fashioned... It seems that this sentence will definitely be said by the villain in order to confuse others to follow him. No less than two times.

"you……"

Madara choked on this sentence for a long time and didn't know what to say.

At this moment, his heart is like this: Come on, shouldn’t the reaction of ordinary people when they hear this sentence be to light up their eyes and then ask to see his strength? Why does this kid, Mao, ask him calmly, "Why do you want to become stronger?" !How can there be so many reasons for becoming stronger? Why is this kid thinking so weirdly? Is his genius name real or fake?

I saw the tangled expression on his face, and I was bored, so I sang softly:

"It's a little strange for a boy like me

A boy like me is a little hard to guess

Boys like me are a little naughty

boy like me you can't just love

don't read much

I have a lot of ideas and drink Yakult every day

My friends love me, my girlfriend loves me even more

why only one

a boy like me is a bit weird

A boy like me is a little hard to guess

Boys like me are a little naughty

You can't just love a boy like me"

Okay, I admit I stole and changed the lyrics, but you can't ask me to sing "a girl like me" in front of a guy and I'm a guy, right?

"Your singing...is pretty nice."

Madara complimented me softly, and two blushes flew across her fair little face.

I flipped two sanitation balls to him.Depressed, I didn't even blush when you praised me, but you blush!

In fact, our Mr. Madara blushed entirely because he found the similarity between Xiaoyou in front of him and his baby brother Quanna - that is, he likes to sing to him.By the way, our grandpa Madara immediately recalled the days when he was with Quanna. Although it was the era of wars and turmoil, this did not affect the days when the grandfather and brothers were full of JQ... Quanna always likes to read documents in Madara Humming in a low voice when he was doing housework, his jet-black hair swayed left and right with his cleaning body, and coupled with his virginal smile, it was like a lot of river crabs.Every now and then, Mr. Madara's gaze would shift from the documents in his hand to his younger brother, and then he would coax his younger brother to do some unreasonable things with him...

Cough, the topic is getting far...

He patted Madara's shoulders heavily with both hands, and the sudden action made him tremble, who was immersed in the younger brother's control and couldn't help himself, and looked at me suspiciously.I looked back at him very seriously, and gave full play to the advantage of not being surprising and endless: "I know that the biggest shortcoming of me is that I am too easy to fall in love with. Sometimes too much charm is also a trouble. Although I I don’t discriminate against BL, and I have the potential to develop in that direction, but you must not be infatuated with me, because I already have someone in love... You have to remember, don’t worship me, brother is just a legend. And , What I sing is not a song, but loneliness. I will always walk on the cusp of the trend. You have already admired my peerless face. If someone comes, I will be misunderstood if I am with you. Let's go..."

Madara was taken aback by my words, I heard footsteps coming this way, and then endured the pain on my face and pulled out a bright smile and pushed him out the door.

"Xiaoyou, who is that person?"

Itachi put the three-color balls in his hand on the stone table, frowned and looked at the back of the sluggish walking figure.

"Ask for directions." I lied casually, picked up a bunch of meatballs, and began to have a good time, while talking vaguely: "Brother, my cousin is old and beautiful... Fa Ling kisses, gray and evil... ..."

"Xiaoyou, are the meatballs delicious?"

Suddenly a cold smile broke out, Itachi naturally understood what I said.

—Brother, don’t keep frowning, the nasolabial folds will get deeper.

"...wasting words..."

"That's good."

Itachi raised his hand to my forehead - I poked...

"Hey hey..."

Hey, I can clearly hear this scream.

In order to prevent Itachi from poking my forehead again, I immediately stuffed a big three-color ball into his mouth, and watched his delicate and pretty face instantly bulge into a bun shape. As he chewed slowly, he Also showed a very happy expression.I wiped my eyes hard, Ohmyladygaga!The originally soft and fair face turned into a seductive blush matching the expression!

This guy completely surprised me—Uchiha Itachi, who is famous for his iceberg-faced face, can actually blush!He blushed, comrades!This is even more amazing than a flash in the pan, it can be described as a rare spectacle once in a hundred years!

At this moment, I just want to look up to the sky and scream: MD, isn't it just a meatball, what about Itachi!