Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi
Chapter 3 23 things about Xiaoyou's childhood
When Itachi and I changed our clothes and stood in front of the mirror together, I had to sigh a little—as expected of twins, they look so fucking alike!The only difference in the whole face of me and Itachi standing together is that Itachi has nasolabial folds and I don't. Of course, I look younger without nasolabial folds, and I look like a younger brother.Well, I admit that if Itachi heard this sentence, he would have to poke my poor little forehead again.
"Ah, Xiaoyou and Itachi really look more and more alike."
Mikoto patted my head with a gentle smile on her lips.
"Mom, do you think my brother and I are more alike now?"
I stretched out the index fingers of both hands at the same time, put on a calm (to put it bluntly, facial paralysis) expression, and put the two index fingers under the corners of the eyes, on both sides of the nose without fear of death...
——The result can be imagined.
"Ah...it hurts, bro, don't poke...I won't dare next time..."
I showed a particularly innocent expression, as if I didn't do the action just now.
"Why, Xiaoyou, do you still want to have a next time?"
Unexpectedly, Itachi didn't buy it at all, and poked it more and more cheerfully.
Miqin on the side looked at her two sons having such a loving interaction, her smile trembled wildly.
"Mom, help me~~~" Covering my forehead, I simply hid behind Mikoto to avoid Itachi's personal attack. "Brother, he wants to murder me and let me die under his divine poke, mom, you have to make the decision for me!"
While we were having a great time, the doorbell rang. "Miqin, are you there?"
"Wait a minute." Mikoto got up to open the door, and I followed Mikoto with Itachi curiously. "What's the matter?"
Outside the door is Uchiha's aunt, I don't know the exact name, there is a boy about my age standing next to her, that boy is my opponent.By the way, because I come from a famous family, I am the leader of a group of kids nearby, and this kid is the leader of another gang, so it's not like they don't like each other. Kids, who doesn't like to show off (except Itachi, of course)?So no matter what the two of us do, we have to do it against each other.For example, I happened to be acting in a TV series at that time, mainly about a hero and a bandit. In fact, it was about the two being good brothers, but the kid and I made it into an action movie. There was a fight between those little boys.
"I'm sorry, Meiqin, our child is ignorant, yesterday he scolded Master You with his cheap talk, today I specially brought him to apologize to Master You!"
Aunt Uchiha looked at Mikoto and me with a big smile on her face, then gave the child a hard look, and pushed him forward. "Quickly, apologize to Master You!"
Meiqin looked at me puzzled, and I was puzzled too, trying to recall what happened yesterday.
I remember the two of us competed against each other yesterday. He came with his little brother, and he walked very hard, kicking sand and stones on the entire sandy ground, and the ground was violent. A few people even pretended to come up to him to light cigarettes. I took a toothpick in my hand, what to pretend!
I smiled contemptuously, stroked the scarf around my neck (Mikoto's gauze scarf), waved my hand, and my younger brothers all knelt down on one knee in front of me, shouting loudly: "See Master Yu!" The momentum was overwhelmed, but I was still not satisfied. I suddenly thought of a line, and without thinking about it, I waved my hand and said, "Come on, why don't you help the Ai family bring that little bitch here?" All the subordinates were stunned, and no one knew who the little bitch I was talking about was.I was very scheming at the time, and immediately pointed to the kid, "It's him! Bring me here!" Then my little brother rushed up, shouting, "Grab that little bitch." The two gangs quickly We got into a scuffle... Later, Fu Yue found out about the fight and chased me all over the yard.
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out when he scolded me, so I could only look at that Uchiha aunt with a confused face.
"Master Yu, don't take that to your heart." Aunt Uchiha was persuading me earnestly, criticizing that child: "How can you call someone a little bitch casually. What about people? You brat!"
With a look of injustice on the boy's face, he replied to Aunt Uchiha and said, "I didn't scold anyone, little bitch, it's me."
So, this time it became Miqin to accompany the gift.
Itachi stood next to me, poked my forehead hard, and whispered, "You troublemaker!"
I flattened my mouth and didn't dare to make a sound.
After Fuyue came back, Mikoto told Fuyue about it, and Fuyue grabbed me angrily and beat me to my tender little PP. Under Itachi's persistent protection, I managed to escape out of the clutches.
Afterwards, I thought of a means of revenge.I shut myself in the room, took out a pair of scissors, poured some red syrup on it and put it beside me, and poured a large puddle of red syrup on my wrist and tatami.Then I lay on the tatami mat, put one arm weakly on the red medicine, opened my lips slightly, and closed my eyes tightly. The indignation and resistance... I kept that position for more than an hour, however, something happened like this, and I fell asleep very disappointed... When I was awakened in a daze by a scream, and then was Fu Yue hugged him nervously and carried him to the yard. I struggled and jumped out of Fu Yue's arms, and said with a playful smile, "I've been fooled! Hahaha, give me an award or something!" But the final result was not the statuette who won the Oscar. , but almost turned into a real corpse...
About three months before this incident, I also did something that I am extremely proud of.
That night, Fugaku, Mikoto and Itachi all fell asleep.I took advantage of the night to arrange the prepared stones in a row in the middle of the main road in front of my house, and then hid behind the gate to watch pedestrians yelling and screaming when they kicked stones or sprained their feet, and bicycles galloped by. Come and knock over, the thrilling scene, but I actually laughed so hard, think about how evil I was at that time... I don’t know who is so wicked, after riding a bicycle and knocking over, it happened to crush the biggest one. I watched the stone break through the curtains with a beautiful arc, and fell into the bedroom of Fugaku and Mikoto impartially. Then I heard Fugaku scream, and then I saw him holding the iron fan against his head. The big bag, with a face of "who is plotting against me", jumped out of the window... In summer, it is normal to sleep with the window open, and I can't blame me, but why did he see it as soon as he jumped out? Me?Well, I admit that I am somewhat responsible for this matter, but Fuyue, I really didn't plot against you, you have to believe me.
Then, in the middle of the night, Uchiha's house staged a chasing game...
After that, in order to take revenge on Fu Yue, the inhuman, conscientious, murderous, shy, big-faced, big-toothed criminal who beat up his own son, I came up with an idea that I thought was brilliant—— —
That day, when Mikoto let me take a nap, and Itachi went to Shimizu's house to learn shuriken, I stole a set of clothes that I always wear from his room, and then walked in without Mikoto noticing. Her eyebrow pencil... Yes, that's right, it's the eyebrow pencil that painted Fuyue's makeup!Speaking of which, since that time, Mikoto has been hiding her cosmetics in some unbelievable places.For example, I found this eyebrow pencil in the wastebasket in the bathroom... Well, I have to say, Miqin, I really admire your hiding place, which shows that you are very thoughtful.Then I also took Mikoto a long white silk scarf.
After all the preparations were done, I quietly changed into Itachi's outfit, and rolled up the slightly longer sleeves and trousers to a suitable length.Although Itachi and I are twins, there are some differences in body shape.Then I painted the only difference between Itachi and my face in front of the mirror - the nasolabial folds, and then put on the Uchiha family's signature facial paralysis expression, so a "Itachi" was freshly released!
At that time, I put Itachi's pillow under my quilt very schemingly, so that if Miqin came to check the post, she would think I was taking a nap.After a series of things were completed, I took the "Bai Ling" and jumped into the yard along the window and trotted all the way out of the Uchiha mansion.
At that time, Itachi was learning shuriken from Shisui in Shisui's house, and saw a group of Uchiha people running past the door in a panic, saying something like "Master Itachi hanged himself at the east end of the village" as he ran. Shisui was stunned when he heard the words, and looked at Itachi in surprise, not knowing what to say.
Brother Weasel knew right away that it was the fault of his little brother. After all, he disguised himself as himself without being recognized by his tribe and doing such a boring thing. He couldn't think of anyone else except his little brother... to make things so big, now Itachi wants to see how his troublemaker brother will end up.Then he threw away his shuriken and ran to the east of the village.
There is a big tree with a crooked neck at the east end of the village, and now I am standing under it, holding a "white silk" in my hand, but I dare not hang it around my neck. A small figure landed next to me, and I happened to see Fuyue running from a distance with an iron fan in his hand and Mikoto in a hurry, stuffed the white silk in his hand into his arms and ran away...
Although I was beaten up by Fuyue and poked by Itachi later, but after all, I have been chic once...
As time goes by, itachi and I get better and better day by day. Of course, I look younger than Itachi.Once the two of us are taken out of the house by Mikoto, we will always be passed around by men, women, young and old, and yellow-haired girls in the Uchiha tribe, and we can't put it down.So much so that there are always people who say they want to marry Itachi and me, and Mikoto always agrees with a smile.At first I didn't think much of it, but then I thought about it. Anyway, I am also a "female" who traveled through the new era. My marriage cannot be decided so hastily by the elders. I advocate free love!With such a cute little lady like me, do you still worry about not being able to find a beautiful loli?
So one time, I stopped a pretty little girl in the clan, and asked her like those gangster bosses: "You can be my bitch!" As a result...
——The little girl was so frightened that she burst into tears, scolding me while crying: "Hooligan!"
later?Don't mention it, anyway, Meiqin still trembles when she mentions baby girl!
"Ah, Xiaoyou and Itachi really look more and more alike."
Mikoto patted my head with a gentle smile on her lips.
"Mom, do you think my brother and I are more alike now?"
I stretched out the index fingers of both hands at the same time, put on a calm (to put it bluntly, facial paralysis) expression, and put the two index fingers under the corners of the eyes, on both sides of the nose without fear of death...
——The result can be imagined.
"Ah...it hurts, bro, don't poke...I won't dare next time..."
I showed a particularly innocent expression, as if I didn't do the action just now.
"Why, Xiaoyou, do you still want to have a next time?"
Unexpectedly, Itachi didn't buy it at all, and poked it more and more cheerfully.
Miqin on the side looked at her two sons having such a loving interaction, her smile trembled wildly.
"Mom, help me~~~" Covering my forehead, I simply hid behind Mikoto to avoid Itachi's personal attack. "Brother, he wants to murder me and let me die under his divine poke, mom, you have to make the decision for me!"
While we were having a great time, the doorbell rang. "Miqin, are you there?"
"Wait a minute." Mikoto got up to open the door, and I followed Mikoto with Itachi curiously. "What's the matter?"
Outside the door is Uchiha's aunt, I don't know the exact name, there is a boy about my age standing next to her, that boy is my opponent.By the way, because I come from a famous family, I am the leader of a group of kids nearby, and this kid is the leader of another gang, so it's not like they don't like each other. Kids, who doesn't like to show off (except Itachi, of course)?So no matter what the two of us do, we have to do it against each other.For example, I happened to be acting in a TV series at that time, mainly about a hero and a bandit. In fact, it was about the two being good brothers, but the kid and I made it into an action movie. There was a fight between those little boys.
"I'm sorry, Meiqin, our child is ignorant, yesterday he scolded Master You with his cheap talk, today I specially brought him to apologize to Master You!"
Aunt Uchiha looked at Mikoto and me with a big smile on her face, then gave the child a hard look, and pushed him forward. "Quickly, apologize to Master You!"
Meiqin looked at me puzzled, and I was puzzled too, trying to recall what happened yesterday.
I remember the two of us competed against each other yesterday. He came with his little brother, and he walked very hard, kicking sand and stones on the entire sandy ground, and the ground was violent. A few people even pretended to come up to him to light cigarettes. I took a toothpick in my hand, what to pretend!
I smiled contemptuously, stroked the scarf around my neck (Mikoto's gauze scarf), waved my hand, and my younger brothers all knelt down on one knee in front of me, shouting loudly: "See Master Yu!" The momentum was overwhelmed, but I was still not satisfied. I suddenly thought of a line, and without thinking about it, I waved my hand and said, "Come on, why don't you help the Ai family bring that little bitch here?" All the subordinates were stunned, and no one knew who the little bitch I was talking about was.I was very scheming at the time, and immediately pointed to the kid, "It's him! Bring me here!" Then my little brother rushed up, shouting, "Grab that little bitch." The two gangs quickly We got into a scuffle... Later, Fu Yue found out about the fight and chased me all over the yard.
After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out when he scolded me, so I could only look at that Uchiha aunt with a confused face.
"Master Yu, don't take that to your heart." Aunt Uchiha was persuading me earnestly, criticizing that child: "How can you call someone a little bitch casually. What about people? You brat!"
With a look of injustice on the boy's face, he replied to Aunt Uchiha and said, "I didn't scold anyone, little bitch, it's me."
So, this time it became Miqin to accompany the gift.
Itachi stood next to me, poked my forehead hard, and whispered, "You troublemaker!"
I flattened my mouth and didn't dare to make a sound.
After Fuyue came back, Mikoto told Fuyue about it, and Fuyue grabbed me angrily and beat me to my tender little PP. Under Itachi's persistent protection, I managed to escape out of the clutches.
Afterwards, I thought of a means of revenge.I shut myself in the room, took out a pair of scissors, poured some red syrup on it and put it beside me, and poured a large puddle of red syrup on my wrist and tatami.Then I lay on the tatami mat, put one arm weakly on the red medicine, opened my lips slightly, and closed my eyes tightly. The indignation and resistance... I kept that position for more than an hour, however, something happened like this, and I fell asleep very disappointed... When I was awakened in a daze by a scream, and then was Fu Yue hugged him nervously and carried him to the yard. I struggled and jumped out of Fu Yue's arms, and said with a playful smile, "I've been fooled! Hahaha, give me an award or something!" But the final result was not the statuette who won the Oscar. , but almost turned into a real corpse...
About three months before this incident, I also did something that I am extremely proud of.
That night, Fugaku, Mikoto and Itachi all fell asleep.I took advantage of the night to arrange the prepared stones in a row in the middle of the main road in front of my house, and then hid behind the gate to watch pedestrians yelling and screaming when they kicked stones or sprained their feet, and bicycles galloped by. Come and knock over, the thrilling scene, but I actually laughed so hard, think about how evil I was at that time... I don’t know who is so wicked, after riding a bicycle and knocking over, it happened to crush the biggest one. I watched the stone break through the curtains with a beautiful arc, and fell into the bedroom of Fugaku and Mikoto impartially. Then I heard Fugaku scream, and then I saw him holding the iron fan against his head. The big bag, with a face of "who is plotting against me", jumped out of the window... In summer, it is normal to sleep with the window open, and I can't blame me, but why did he see it as soon as he jumped out? Me?Well, I admit that I am somewhat responsible for this matter, but Fuyue, I really didn't plot against you, you have to believe me.
Then, in the middle of the night, Uchiha's house staged a chasing game...
After that, in order to take revenge on Fu Yue, the inhuman, conscientious, murderous, shy, big-faced, big-toothed criminal who beat up his own son, I came up with an idea that I thought was brilliant—— —
That day, when Mikoto let me take a nap, and Itachi went to Shimizu's house to learn shuriken, I stole a set of clothes that I always wear from his room, and then walked in without Mikoto noticing. Her eyebrow pencil... Yes, that's right, it's the eyebrow pencil that painted Fuyue's makeup!Speaking of which, since that time, Mikoto has been hiding her cosmetics in some unbelievable places.For example, I found this eyebrow pencil in the wastebasket in the bathroom... Well, I have to say, Miqin, I really admire your hiding place, which shows that you are very thoughtful.Then I also took Mikoto a long white silk scarf.
After all the preparations were done, I quietly changed into Itachi's outfit, and rolled up the slightly longer sleeves and trousers to a suitable length.Although Itachi and I are twins, there are some differences in body shape.Then I painted the only difference between Itachi and my face in front of the mirror - the nasolabial folds, and then put on the Uchiha family's signature facial paralysis expression, so a "Itachi" was freshly released!
At that time, I put Itachi's pillow under my quilt very schemingly, so that if Miqin came to check the post, she would think I was taking a nap.After a series of things were completed, I took the "Bai Ling" and jumped into the yard along the window and trotted all the way out of the Uchiha mansion.
At that time, Itachi was learning shuriken from Shisui in Shisui's house, and saw a group of Uchiha people running past the door in a panic, saying something like "Master Itachi hanged himself at the east end of the village" as he ran. Shisui was stunned when he heard the words, and looked at Itachi in surprise, not knowing what to say.
Brother Weasel knew right away that it was the fault of his little brother. After all, he disguised himself as himself without being recognized by his tribe and doing such a boring thing. He couldn't think of anyone else except his little brother... to make things so big, now Itachi wants to see how his troublemaker brother will end up.Then he threw away his shuriken and ran to the east of the village.
There is a big tree with a crooked neck at the east end of the village, and now I am standing under it, holding a "white silk" in my hand, but I dare not hang it around my neck. A small figure landed next to me, and I happened to see Fuyue running from a distance with an iron fan in his hand and Mikoto in a hurry, stuffed the white silk in his hand into his arms and ran away...
Although I was beaten up by Fuyue and poked by Itachi later, but after all, I have been chic once...
As time goes by, itachi and I get better and better day by day. Of course, I look younger than Itachi.Once the two of us are taken out of the house by Mikoto, we will always be passed around by men, women, young and old, and yellow-haired girls in the Uchiha tribe, and we can't put it down.So much so that there are always people who say they want to marry Itachi and me, and Mikoto always agrees with a smile.At first I didn't think much of it, but then I thought about it. Anyway, I am also a "female" who traveled through the new era. My marriage cannot be decided so hastily by the elders. I advocate free love!With such a cute little lady like me, do you still worry about not being able to find a beautiful loli?
So one time, I stopped a pretty little girl in the clan, and asked her like those gangster bosses: "You can be my bitch!" As a result...
——The little girl was so frightened that she burst into tears, scolding me while crying: "Hooligan!"
later?Don't mention it, anyway, Meiqin still trembles when she mentions baby girl!
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