Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

It is said that the days go by quickly, Itachi and that cannon fodder called Uchiha Shisui hang out all day long, besides practicing shuriken, he is also learning ninjutsu. return.In order to prevent Fuyue from getting angry, I had to go out every day to fight with those big kids, and I was also disgraced and injured all over, so I calculated the time to go home with Itachi.Hey, do you think I'm easy?

One day when I went home with Itachi, for the first time, he didn't blame me for not doing my job properly. Instead, he just poked my forehead lightly, and asked me if the wound hurt with special concern.I was so surprised, after Mikoto asked me to take a bath, Itachi asked to take a bath with me for the first time, and blushed for the first time and wanted to rub my back.Seeing his blushing and shy look, I thought something was wrong. I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat. After taking a shower, I didn't even dare to breathe. I did whatever he said, almost rubbing my back out. I didn't dare to make a sound when my spine was broken.Later, he wanted to apply medicine to my wound, which made me covered in red syrup, and wrapped me up like a rice dumpling. Standing in front of the mirror, I didn't recognize that it was me. I guess the mummy was not as tight as I wrapped it up. .It wasn't until the end that he asked me in a low voice if he was a good brother...

After hearing this sentence, I passed out for more than half an hour.Well, you rubbed my back just for asking me this question and made me into this kind of virtue. If you ask me if you are a good lover, then I will have to lie in the Konoha Hospital and die again. I can't see the sun tomorrow, even my life is given to you?

As Itachi grows up, his whimsical ideas are increasing day by day, and the ghost and animal factors gradually increase, and they are fully used on me. Today is feeding me and tomorrow is dressing me. Let me be brutally attacked personally, this method of killing people invisible, if Itachi is called the second, no one dares to be the first.

Just when I was living in dire straits and couldn't extricate myself from it, an event happened that changed my life and forced it to become more miserable——

I remember that it was a dark and windy night, and the black clouds were like a group of galloping wild horses.Layers spread over the top of the head, getting thicker and thicker, and lower and lower, as if a piece could be pulled off by raising one's hand.Lightning and thunder filled the sky and swept across the sky, as if the entire sky had been split open.Meiqin was about to go to the yard to take back the quilt she had taken out to dry during the day, but before she reached the entrance, raindrops as big as copper coins beat rhythmically on the glass windows and iron tiles, and the downpour started pouring down like this.The water from the eaves cascades down like a mountain waterfall.After a while, the yard became a vast ocean, and the strong wind set off layers of water waves.

Seeing this situation, Meiqin hurriedly called on the whole family to join the battle:

"Quick! Help put away the quilt!"

After a whimper, the three of them put on their raincoats and rushed out.

Looking at the lightning and thunder outside, I stood at the door and hesitated whether to go out.After all, my physique is very special. If I am not careful, can I be hacked to death?

"Xiaoyou, what's the matter?"

Itachi saw that I was hesitating, and asked me suspiciously.

"Well...it's nothing, go and help!"

Well, if you are hacked, you will be hacked... This young master will go all out!I rushed out to rescue the bedding as if I was ready to die bravely and dedicate myself to the cause of revolution at any time.

As the saying goes, everyone gathers firewood and the flames are high. With the concerted efforts of all of us, we rescued all the quilts, although they were all wet... Just as I took the last quilt off the clothesline, the sky suddenly fell. A thunderbolt came straight to me along the iron clothesline, and the electric light "teared and teared". When I saw such a scene, I was already calm——

As long as I don't hack this young master to death, I will admit it, hey!

Then, amidst another burst of fire and lightning, I rolled my eyes and calmly lost consciousness...

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"Oh, my baby Yaya...you can't just leave like this, uncle, I have raised you for 17 years, don't let me send a white-haired person to a black-haired person...you can grow up..."

God, such a weird cry can only be made by that heartless uncle.

"Husband, do you think Yaya won't wake up? It's all my fault... for not protecting her well..."

I was struck by lightning, Senior Sister, it's not your fault.

"Honey, it's not your fault. It's the police station's wires that are of poor quality. I'll sue the manufacturer later."

Brother... Let me tell you what you want?

well?No, just strike me back with this thunder?I haven't been in Hokage for a while, and I'm back so soon, it's too uninteresting...

"Don't worry, benefactors, benefactor Lei's soul has returned, and he will wake up in a short time."

What benefactor?How messy the words are, I have never heard this voice, it is still a man.

When I opened my eyes, I was lying in a snow-white ward, exhausted and aching all over, and I still felt like an electric shock from time to time... The uncle who was lying on the bed pretending to cry saw that I woke up, and immediately jumped on me, more than 130 My weight almost weighed me down.

"My baby Yaya... you're awake! I'm worried about uncle..."

"Cough, cough... Uncle, uncle, I'm about to be crushed to death by you..."

I rolled my eyes and pushed him away with all my strength, lying on the bed panting heavily.

"Benefactor Lei, it's the first time we meet, and I'm poor to check the machine."

The strange male voice came to my ears again, and when I turned my head, I saw an old Taoist priest with a fluttering cyan Taoist robe and a snow-white dust whisk in his hand. He was twirling his beard and smiling at me.

Completely ignoring the mournful uncle next to me, I simply looked at the Judds and asked, "Where's the magic stick?"

The two looked at each other and looked at me firmly:

"A check machine fell from the sky."

I raised my hand to cover my chest... Good guy, there is no pie in the sky, change the coffee table... I was frightened...

Hearing that he was called a god stick, an unsightly crossroads appeared on the calm face of the old Taoist priest. Even so, he still exuded a fairy-like temperament.

"I don't know how the benefactor's trip to another world is like?"

My eyes widened as soon as he said that.

Journey to another world?Could it be that he was referring to time travel?

"……How did you know?"

"The way of going astray arises from delusion, and even turns into limitless and boundless afflictions. All living beings, from beginningless to continuous life and death, all use delusions of ignorance of the permanent true nature and pure clarity. The benefactor has a heart of a child, and is favored by heaven, so he has a new life."

The old Taoist priest Luo Li said a lot of obscure words, and I summed it up in one sentence: He is praising me.

Well, for the sake of your praise, I will reluctantly call you a magic stick.

As soon as Zhen Di heard the word "other world", she immediately became excited.

"Journey to another world? Yaya, where did you go? Don't tell me that I went to an ancient time."

I sighed and motioned for her to hold on with my eyes. "Senior Sister, you may not believe it, but the place I went to is really beyond common sense. That place is called Fire, Shadow, Ninja, Zer."

After I said the name word by word, the three of them suddenly widened their eyes and gasped.

Then as I expected, these three people rioted because they are all Naruto fans.To use a slightly more accurate analogy to express it is--I look at the three of them now as if they saw three snake spirits who accidentally entered the realgar winery and became hot and unbearable... The three of them attacked me personally with continuous questions, what? "Who are you wearing?", "Who have you seen?", and "Is it cannon fodder?", I had no choice but to tell the truth one by one and make it clear.

"Daoist, there is no such thing as Yu in Hokage, why did Xiaoya become this person? Could it be a change caused by space distortion?"

After listening to me, Judd immediately put his rigorous thinking into motion to make a hypothesis.

The old Taoist priest easily solved this problem with a special term.

"Sky secrets, don't let them out."

Well, coffee table, do you dare to say that you are not a magic stick?

"Sponsor Lei, Pindao came here this time to calculate a hexagram for the benefactor according to the will of the gods, so as to help the benefactor relieve the worries of the other world." The old Taoist took out a hexagonal eight trigrams plate from nowhere, and handed me six more. The copper coins of what age, signaled me to throw them on the gossip plate.

Standing up and leaning against the back wall, I lowered my head and touched the copper coins, wondering if I could hide them when he finished the calculation.

As soon as I looked up, there seemed to be a flash of calculation in the eyes of the coffee table, and it disappeared in a flash, so fast that I couldn't help but suspect that my eyes were dazzled.

"Then I will trouble you, head of the coffee table."

The old Taoist was taken aback, he probably never thought that I would call him that in eight lifetimes.

Throwing the copper coins into the gossip plate casually, after the copper coins settled down, the old Taoist squinted his eyes and observed carefully, and after a while he explained:

"The place where the first copper coin landed was an accident, which means that you arrived in another world by accident, and there will be many accidents in this life, but they are all blessings and not disasters. The second one is thunder and lightning, which is the object of your hit. The third is the supreme, the fate of another world, under two people and above ten thousand people. The fourth is the self, and it is up to your consciousness to decide whether your life will be chaotic or ordinary. The fifth is love. , entangled fate. The last one is gain and loss, the end of life, that is, the ending, is a change of mind."

The explanations for the first few copper coins sound reasonable to me, but how come the further you get to the back, the more outrageous they are, and they are still under the two, where did the two people come from?Can't you say something nice to repay the evil fate?Good spirits don’t work, bad spirits, bah, bad spirits don’t work, good spirits... MD, fortune-telling makes me incoherent...

"The general hexagram composed of these six copper coins is destiny, that is, your life, but everything has not yet been decided, and there are still signs of change."

Well, you are really a magic stick, you told me that this will be like this in my life, and then told me that it might not be like this, is it because you have said all of this, is there any difference between whether it counts or not?

Before I finished complaining in my heart, the old Taoist stroked his beard and smiled at me inscrutablely: "Master Lei, have a good journey."

OK?

Just when I was wondering, the lightning flashed from the sky made me understand, and then a familiar electric shock came from the back, and the whole hospital was suddenly dark, and a thunderbolt fell, and I knew where I was going ...

However, the tragedy happened at this time, because the texture was pulling my left hand, and Judd was holding her waist, and the two of them were directly stunned.Apparently the uncle holding my right hand had a larger capacitance than them, and he fainted after saying "people are conductors", so I finally realized the fact that there was a socket on the wall behind me, and I heard the old man before he passed out. For the coffee table:

"This is fate, benefactors, please go."

But I want to yell before I faint: "Give me your head! Old magic stick!"

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"Xiaoyou, Xiaoyou, wake up!"

Itachi's familiar child's voice penetrated into my ears, and I sat up after brushing.

Looking around, this is the courtyard of the Uchiha family's mansion. The air is still moist after the rain, and the fragrance of green grass permeates the air. The night is full of stars, and it is peaceful and peaceful.Of course, Fugaku and Mikoto were unconscious.

"Brother, what happened to Mom and Dad?"

After checking their breaths, I couldn't help but let out a long breath.

"You got out of the way when the thunder struck just now. Father and mother also fainted when they went to rescue you."

Itachi held my little hand tighter and tighter, with a look of fear on his face.

At this moment, Wuqin sat up while rubbing her forehead and meditating. "Hey, hello... I can feel the pain of Ya Ya... Good guy, I almost lost my life, you bastard. This feeling is really unforgettable, how are you, my husband? Are you okay? "

"It's all right, it's just that there is a little residual battery running around in the body, how do you feel, my wife?"

Fu Yue also sat up from the side and hugged Mikoto, the two smiled at each other, screamed at the same time, pushed each other away and took a few steps back.

In fact, I knew what happened when I heard their conversation... I am sorry for the party, the people, the society, and CCTV... They even came here with me, and they even dressed as Fuyue and Mikoto! Oh my god!Take me away... How can you explain such a terrible thing to Itachi...

"Yaya & Xiaoya?"

After the two of them saw me, they were surprised from ear to ear, with disbelief on their faces.It's really hard for them to recognize me and Itachi.Fortunately, I explained the situation to them clearly, otherwise it would be lively.

"Father? Mother?"

Itachi's delicate little face regained its facial paralysis, but those big dark eyes were full of puzzlement.

Judd really deserves to be an actor and a lawyer. It took only 3 minutes for his quad-core head to return to normal after a crash, and he devoted himself to the role of "father" without hesitation: "Don't worry, Itachi, we just It's just a little confusing."

Then he patted Itachi on the shoulder quite manly, and said earnestly.

"I'll ask you to take care of me from now on, Itachi."

"...Huh? Hmm..."

Itachi, who didn't know what happened, had to utter two modal particles that had no practical meaning.

Zhen Di, who finally restarted to accept the reality, took out two small wine glasses from somewhere and handed one to Itachi.

"Yes, yes, we are relying on you. Come on, Itachi, have a drink and make friends..."

Itachi looked at me with a tangled face, I sighed, and was urged to look back at him: "I think they were just stunned by the shock, a few slaps will be fine..."