Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

What Payne said is that I feel dizzy for a while, as long as I open my eyes, I will see a big yellow pear in front of me.Boss Payne, you are wearing it, right? In fact, all of you are wearing it, right?Don't be kidding, your plan to "make the world feel the pain" is it true that Yahiko Yahiko is not dead and you pushed him to become "lover will eventually marry a family"?I must be hallucinating...

"Xiaoyou, are you uncomfortable?"

Itachi's deep and magnetic voice rang in my ears, successfully bringing me back to reality from self-hypnosis.

I took a deep breath, and reluctantly opened my eyes to face the reality: "...It's okay, bro, don't worry."

"Xiaoyou, are you pregnant?" Yahiko asked innocently. "Hey, is this child Itachi-kun's, or Bansang's?"

As soon as this remark came out, it successfully elicited snickers again, Madara held his forehead in pain and refused to look at Yahiko again, Itachi was still calm and his face was paralyzed, and he just sighed faintly to relieve the pressure.

"...I said, boss, haven't you taught him the common-sense knowledge that men can't get pregnant?" I had completely given up on talking to Yahiko, and turned my head directly to Payne. "If not, then you should give him extra lessons."

"Huh?!!! Can't men get pregnant?" Yahiko was obviously shocked by this fact.

"My God..." Kisame fell off the chair when she heard Yahiko's question.

I imitate Madara and hold my forehead, but I feel that holding on to the wall can make me feel more secure at this moment. "Also, I want to clarify...my brother and Madara are definitely not the kind of relationship Yahiko said!!!"

However, Yahiko seems to be more interested in the question just now, and has been thinking to himself: "I just said why Nagato and I have done it so many times and haven't conceived a baby. It turns out that men can't conceive... …No wonder it’s like this, from now on, you can only adopt a baby, but the adopted baby cannot inherit the excellent lineage of the elders, what if it is still disabled or mentally retarded..."

All the people here looked at Yahiko, who was overflowing with fatherly love like a monster. After he finished his thoughts, he noticed our gaze, and his face suddenly turned into a ripe tomato, which was still faintly steaming. Get into Payne's arms like an ostrich.

Payne gently stroked his back, and continued to get down to business:

"Yahiko has always been like this, please don't be offended. So, do you have any questions?"

"Yes." I pointed to the white jade ring on my face. "Why do I have the same words on Itachi's ring?"

"Itachi's codename is Suzaku, and your codename is Zhujiu." Xiao Nan not only had a cold appearance, but also had a cold voice. "Because they are twins, they are the same."

"Actually, the ring craftsman is doing a promotion, buy one and get one free." The corners who had been silent for a long time told the truth without hesitation.

I almost vomited blood.Depend on!It turns out that Master Ben's ring is a gift!Kokuto, in fact, you made the ring for the gift of one, right?For the sake of you taking commercials for this young master, this young master endured it!

"Since there is no doubt, let me explain." Payne's mosquito-repellent incense eyes showed a serious look. “One of our immediate tasks is raising funds.”

"Master Madara, please give me the sponsorship you promised first." Kakuzu stretched out his hand to Madara, fully exercising his rights and obligations as the Minister of Finance.

As soon as money was mentioned, Madara immediately turned the conversation to me: "Brat, where did you hide my two years' salary?"

"Salary... salary?... What salary?" I pretended to lose my memory.

"Stinky boy, don't play dumb for me, how long does it take for such a large sum of money, you can't spend it all, right?" Madara raised his eyebrows.

"The money was lost to Konoha..."

Itachi raised his hand to poke my forehead with a bit of doting reproach, I stretched out my index finger and scratched my face in embarrassment. "I accidentally demolished Konoha Ninja School a few days ago, and your salary...is all used to build a new school..."

After listening to my explanation, Madara's state at this time is no longer enough to be described as angry, and now he is close to fainting with black eyes and fainting... But Mr. Madara's small body is too tough It was a difficult problem to faint, so I had to growl angrily:

"Kiritakure, you can't do enough, so why don't you go to Konoha?! The school messed with you? Why are you tearing down the school if you have nothing to do!"

"Actually, these are not the key points. The key point is 'why take my money to pay you if you dismantle it?' right?"

With a characteristic frivolity mixed in the soft voice, I mercilessly exposed Madara's true thoughts. "Isn't it just costing you a little money, why don't you? Besides, I didn't lose money for you when I was in Wuyin, didn't I?"

Mr. Ban was so angry that his fingers were trembling—how arrogant is this person?Such a natural look, as if he deserves flowers!He must have owed him a lot of money in his previous life, and he must have come to collect the debt in this life.

"So... that means the sponsorship money is gone?" Jiao Du's raised ending voice showed his displeasure.

"...OK, so to speak..." I smiled awkwardly.

"Jiaodu, don't get angry..." Payne saw that the atmosphere was not right and hurried out to smooth things over. "If the money is gone, it will be gone. We don't need money urgently now..."

"Master Payne, you are wrong, we really need money urgently!"

The teeth hidden under the mask rattled, and he took out a scroll from his sleeve. After unsealed, bundles of ledgers appeared on the table, and they were unpacked for us to circulate.He and the player who played the video gave a graphic explanation:

"The last fund of our organization was used to make team uniforms three months ago. Our finances have been in deficit for the past three months. If there is no sponsorship from Madara-sama, the entire Yuyin Village will be in trouble." The economy is paralyzed, not to mention the surrounding buildings, we don’t even have the money to repair the meeting room that was destroyed by Yu just now!”

Itachi, Madara and I were not only deeply shocked by Kakuto’s words, but also by the impact of the release—in fact, only this room and meeting room are usable in the entire building, and Ameyage’s office has been removed from the village. Except for the four surrounding buildings, they are all one-story houses, with a few thatched houses interspersed with them—the villagers follow the basic principle of "as long as you don't raise your head, the world is a thatched building"... What's more terrifying is the members of the Xiao organization In the dormitory, there is only a layer of patched sheets on the hardwood bed, and some are still missing the board. It leaks rain in summer and wind in winter. The members share a bathroom, not to mention, even flushing the toilet with ghost water... I wonder Well, what would Kisame do when they didn't join the organization?And the cafeteria, it's just a hut!

In short, we were amazed by all the signs in Yuyin Village. Hei Jue sighed faintly, while Baijue wiped away his tears and complained: "As you can see, our organization is really empty inside and out..."

After watching the video, I felt a chill. Do people really live in this kind of place?This is really not even one percent of Kirigakure's, hey!

"I'm really sorry, we will find a way to pay back the money."

Faced with this series of stimuli, Itachi tightly frowned handsomely.

"Let me do the math, if you accept S-level bounty missions every day, probably..." Jiao Du took out the calculator he carried with him and clicked it. "If there is no accident, it will be paid back in a year."

"My God..." Hearing this number, I couldn't help but gasp.

"I can pay you back." Orochimaru, who hadn't spoken since the beginning of the meeting, suddenly said. "But I have one condition."

I looked at him quietly for a few seconds, and then said in a calm and graceful tone like a dead wave: "If you plan to use my brother or my body as a reincarnation vessel, then this help will be avoided."

Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, his eyes with dark purple eyeliner narrowed dangerously. "You know a lot, Yuu-kun."

"I know very little..." I have to stare at him for a while, then suddenly smile. "But I still know a little bit."

"I will think of a solution for the funding issue. Of course, I need to go back to Kirigakure recently. Oh, yes, Orochimaru, I want to advise you-whether it is Yuu or Itachi, we Uchiha family, you will move I'm sorry." The corners of the beautiful lips curved beautifully, and the smile was exactly the same as Yuu's.

"Cough..." Payne reminded at the right time. "We are in a meeting, don't discuss topics that are not related to the meeting."

Yahiko, who had been pretending to be an ostrich for a long time, regained his spirits at some point: "Itachi-kun, right? Shouldn't you be the one who wiped his ass when your brother got into trouble? Is your silence now because your brother's ass is too big or is it you? Can't do what you want?"

Faced with Yahiko's innocent and clear expression, our Itachi brother suddenly felt that the pear was very big, and even when he looked up, he would see four crows "quack quack" flying past... It seems that he has not had a good rest these days, and he has a nervous breakdown , Well, it must be!

"Say a few words less and no one will treat you as dumb!"

I can't bear this young master's short temper, I stood up and picked up the chair and threw it at him.

I didn't expect that guy Yahiko to take advantage of the opportunity to hide from the chair to look behind me, and he didn't forget to complain: "Huh? Xiaoyou's butt is obviously not big."

"Wrong, Yahiko, this can't be said to be insignificant, it should be said to be a sexy buttocks." Kisame corrected solemnly.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I can't see that you are a wretched uncle..." Bai Jue continued. "Say, did you always stare at other people's little butts?"

"No wonder Brother Kisame's eyes are so small, so it's for dilated pupils to see more clearly..." Yahiko suddenly realized.

"Do you want to give it a try?" I gritted my teeth and looked at them, my bright red Sharingan with three hooks spinning around.I believe that in their eyes, my Sharingan is like two running electric fans...

"You Jun, don't be angry...just kidding..." Guixie blinked his little fish eyes, and kept drawing with both hands.

"Are you kidding me? Can a joke be taken carelessly?" Lei Qianben crackled between my fingers. "I know you are courageous, but I didn't know you were so courageous...Brother Guisha, your courage is in your chest muscles, right?"

The Minister of Finance, who has been ignored by us for a long time, finally lost his composure—to be precise, he was irritated by our unscrupulous attitude:

"Hey! Can you be serious! Can you not digress during the meeting!!!"