Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

At this time, it has been two months since Itachi and I joined the Akatsuki organization. In the past two months, we have been wandering between ninja villages, unless necessary—such as going to Kakuto to deliver or receive bounty tasks and Outside of the meeting, we will definitely not step into Yuyin Village, and we will pay for our own food and lodging outside... What?Didn't you say that the organization provided board and lodging?Yes, it is indeed a supply. It is really not that we are picky. In fact, it doesn't matter if it is a bit broken, but that place is not for people at all!Just think about it, even a cafeteria is full of evils, how can the dormitory be better?

Besides, how bright the sun is outside, how wasteful the moonlight is (…) and how defensive the expression is (…)!Why do we always stay in that rainy place where mold grows and mushrooms grow, and endure that group of offline humans.

By the way, I have to say that due to Mr. Madara’s deceptive skills, the Akatsuki organization has added a few newcomers—yes, you guessed it right, they are the original characters: the crazy puppet master Akasashi Scorpion and his clay artist Xiao The lover Didara, and the missionary Hiduan.

But even with their participation, there is no delay at all in whether the Xiao organization's finances should be in deficit or not.Everyone is busy making money, and they haven’t seen each other a few times. They are all as tired as grandchildren when handing in tasks (…), so in this beautiful season of wasting self-defense (…), I finally can’t calm down it's -

"This young master is quitting! This young master is going to change jobs, hello!"

"Stop complaining, Xiaoyou." Itachi handed me the Huoyun robe and helped me put on the forehead guard. "Today, I have to return to Yuyin before the afternoon, otherwise I will stay there tonight."

When I think of Yuyin's dormitory and the lack of a normal teammate in that group, I can't help raising my forehead and thinking deeply about what went wrong in my life.

"Brother, I think if this continues, sooner or later we will be exhausted to make money for the organization."

"It's really not the way to go on like this. If you can't monitor Payne, you won't be able to complete the mission." Itachi sighed, and slowly blinked his dark eyes. "But in the current situation, there is nothing we can do."

"No... I suddenly thought of two people, maybe they can help."

Itachi saw an elegant and uninhibited smile on the face of the young man beside him, as if he was enjoying flowers in the garden, looking directly at him with warm and charming eyes, with a hint of cat-like cunning in it.

"Brother, do you want to go home?"

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Konoha Village, Uchiha Mansion.

Today is just in time for vacation, Fugaku and Mikoto are both at home.Since the two sons left home, Danzo has withdrawn a lot of surveillance, and there is no more laughter in the Uchiha mansion, and Sasuke has become taciturn because of Yu's behavior before leaving. Apart from going to school, he is practicing all day long. Ninjutsu, although the strength has improved a lot, Fuyue and Mikoto can only look forward to the change in character.

On weekdays, Itachi would send a crow to bring home a letter every week, but today it was different. What the red-eyed crow brought back was not a letter, but a red-eyed black cat.

"Itachi, what is this?" Fu Yue caressed the crow's feathers and looked at the black cat with some doubts. In an instant, he quickly understood the origin of the black cat. "Xiaoyou, you are back too."

"Mom misses you so much..."

Meiqin raised her hand to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes, the black cat yawned, stretched out her tongue and licked Miqin's fingers, her bright red animal pupils were half-closed, looking lazy and charming.

"Sasuke is not at home, if possible, change back."

The crow and the black cat exchanged glances, and after a puff of white smoke, two teenagers dressed in red cloud robes with a black background and very similar faces appeared in the room.

"Father, Mother, we are back." Looking at his parents, Itachi slightly raised the corners of his lips.

"Come and show mom..." Meiqin gave her sons a hug full of maternal love, her voice full of distress. "Is Xiao's food not good? You two have lost a lot of weight."

"Food? Mom, don't be kidding, there is no such thing in the Xiao organization."

Even if I don't look in the mirror, I know I have a bitter expression on my face. "Mom, do you know that the Akatsuki organization is not as glamorous and arrogant as it appears on the surface? Yuyin Village is even more dilapidated than a refugee camp. To put it bluntly, it is not a place for people to live at all... the inside is even worse. , the poor don’t even recognize their mothers, and since we joined, the fiscal deficit hasn’t gone down!”

"Why?" Meiqin frowned tightly. "Itachi, why didn't you tell your parents about this situation in the family letter?"

"Mother, don't worry, it's not as difficult as Xiaoyou said."

In order to appease his mother's emotions, Itachi had no choice but to deliberately understate the "worry" in the family letter during this period of time, from beginning to end, but he didn't want this to have a soothing effect. Even his own father also started to worry.

"After accepting S-level missions for so long, why is the finances still in deficit?"

"Because the Xiao organization is really poor to a certain extent. According to the current situation, it is estimated that we will accept the mission and die, and Xiao's finances will still be in the red." Sighing faintly, I directly explained my purpose: "Mom, Dad, We need a get-rich-quick scheme."

"Get rich quick?" The couple looked at each other and agreed. "I'll give you an answer in a week."

At this moment, there was a sound from the door of the room, Fuyue and Miqin hurriedly silenced to signal the two sons to leave quickly, and the footsteps of the approaching people were getting closer and closer to the living room.

Itachi's avatar/body immediately turned into a crow and flew out of the window. Before leaving, I looked at the little figure entering the house with some reluctance, but the black cat I turned into was not as lucky as Itachi, and was directly exposed to the visitors.

Sasuke looked at the red-eyed black cat who was about to leave in the living room, and the acting parents who were calm (...) but their hands were covered in cold sweat, and his big dark eyes were a little puzzled.

"Ah, little Sasuke, isn't this cat beautiful?" Mikoto looked at Sasuke with a smile to hide her heart in singing "Uneasy". "When he jumped in just now, he jumped off your father and me. He is not afraid of people at all."

As if to prove the correctness of Mikoto's words, the black cat turned around and walked towards him, with red pupils and extremely docile eyes, it rubbed against Sasuke's calf innocently, and let out a "meow~~" with its small mouth.Sasuke squatted in a rare good mood, gently stroking its black and shiny fur, the soft touch was like someone's satin-like long hair that night, he unconsciously showed a shallow smile.

Rubbing Sasuke's hand coquettishly, the black cat's red eyes narrowed slowly, and rushed out with a "chuss".There was still warmth in the assistant's palm, he sighed faintly, feeling a little lost.

"He... has already left..."

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a.

It happened to be the day when Itachi and I returned to Yuyin to hand over the mission. Just as we were about to go to Jiaodu, Xiaonan's paper crane informed us that we were going to have a meeting, so the course of action for Itachi and I turned directly to the temporary meeting room.

Not only the members of the Akatsuki organization participated in the meeting this time, but also a woman wearing huge sunglasses and a black cloak, who was introduced by Jiaodu as a helper invited by the organization to get rich.

During the conversation, Jiaodu's admiration for this woman flowed out like a torrent of water, and even his tone contained an inexplicable admiration. Of course, this was only for Jiaodu personally.Immediately afterwards, Jiaodu distributed two sets of clothes to everyone, and after the woman explained a series of so-called "getting rich" methods, we were all terrified.Yes, you read that right, panic!

The others must be terrified because these so-called methods of "getting rich" are so unbelievable and sound outrageous, but itachi and I are terrified by this woman's figure, voice, gestures, and the mind that came up with these plans... ...she, she...

The woman looked at me and smiled very gently, like a Mona Lisa. She took off her glasses gracefully: "Then Xiaoyou, teach everyone that technique."

Mikoto...it really is you.I just said, no one except you would think of such a bloody method...

"Mom, are you sure?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Of course." Mikoto nodded, then looked at the crowd who didn't know what to say with a smile.

"OK then."

Standing against the huge pear, I risked being surrounded and beaten, and said to everyone with a serious face: "You see clearly, I will only demonstrate it once, and I will not be responsible for what I don't learn."

Seeing that I am so serious, everyone's eyes are fixed on my hands.I took a deep breath, made a few knot seals, and with a bang, after the white smoke passed, a girl with green double ponytails and long hair appeared in front of everyone with only a few floating clouds covering the key parts... Then I saw flying Duan's head hit the table with a "boom"...

"Ahem..." After canceling the transformation, I cleared my throat in embarrassment. "That's it."

"Ms. Meiqin, do I need to wear these two sets of clothes after transforming? Yes." Didara fiddled with the tuxedo in his hand suspiciously.

"No, Xiao Di." Meiqin pointed to the clothes in Didara's hand. "This set is for normal wear, that is to say, you don't need to transform when wearing the tuxedo in your hand. The other set is Scorpion, Xiao Di, Fei Duan, Itachi, and you guys are disguised as women."

"Huh?!!!" As soon as Miqin said this, the people whose names were named uttered exclamations with different tones and volumes.

"Okay, just have fun, I don't have any clothes yet." I shrugged. "Mom, what's going on?"

"Ah la... when it was time to buy clothes, it happened to be your turn and you ran out of liquidity... so I didn't buy your clothes..." Meiqin looked at me without any guilt, and smiled innocently.

I hold my forehead... why is it that I am so sad every time, hey!

"...Then what should I wear?"

"In this case, why don't you wear it..." Yahiko never forgot to step out, and at this time he asked Payne very seriously: "Nagato, what do you think?"

"Damn!" I flipped the table. "Bastard, are you finding fault and fighting?"

"Anla Xiaoyou, if you don't have any clothes, go borrow them. It's not like we don't have girls here... Calm down, remember to make the size bigger..." She patted me on the shoulder soothingly, but Meiqin's words didn't comfort me at all. Instead, everyone's eyes turned to Xiao Nan, the only woman in the Akatsuki organization. When their eyes turned to me again, their eyes were filled with joy.

Damn it, I said hello, are you lucky?The scale is also a little bigger, is underwear considered a big scale? Hey!

"Brother, if I die, you must bury me in the cemetery of the Uchiha family..."

I confessed the funeral to Itachi with a bitter face, and then, in the gloating eyes of the surroundings, I bite the bullet and leaned closer to Xiao Nan who was silently fiddling with clothes, and asked in a low voice: "Um...Miss Xiao Nan, can you... Lend me one of your underwear?"

When I was ready to be beaten up, I didn't want Xiao Nan to just look at me for a while, then stood up very calmly, and said in an extremely calm voice, "Follow me."

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Therefore, two months after the implementation of the Get Rich Plan, the living environment of the members of the Akatsuki organization was greatly renovated with high quality, and the economic prosperity of Yuyin Village surpassed that of Konoha. Huge posters of the members of the Akatsuki organization were posted between the buildings. Sitting on the leather sofa in the accounting room of the Xinyuyin office building all day counting money until my hands cramp...

Congratulations to Akatsuki members for a new life~~~~

The author has something to say: deep in the text...

Akatsuki member posters:

1. Yu's pornographic photos.

2. Scorpion Di women's clothing.

3. Weasel Di Fei Duan.

4. Akatsuki's deacon outfit.