Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

After a series of exhausting journeys, it was three days before we arrived at Yuyin Village.As soon as we entered the fringe area of ​​Yuyin Village, the weather never cleared up, either it was a light rain, or it was a sudden heavy rain and then a light rain... The bamboo hat couldn't get off the top of the head at all, and the wind and dust along the way were all covered. The rain washed away.

When approaching the gate of Yuyin Village, Madara stopped suddenly, turned her head and warned Itachi Yu and me earnestly:

"I will give you a vaccination in advance. After you arrive at the organization, no matter what you see or hear, you must remain calm and always remember that you are a Uchiha family with morality, quality, culture, and ideals. ...especially you, Yuu..."

Madara's fingertips almost poked my nose, his tone was extremely serious, I even saw his peach blossom eyes narrowed dangerously through the small hole in the mask.

"No matter what, I brought you up. Don't hit people with a stool... The boss of the organization and I have been friends for many years... Give me some face..."

"Is... so scary?"

I hesitated for a long time before I came up with such an adjective to express my doubts.

"Listen to me... don't get mad." Madara patted me on the shoulder solemnly, and told Itachi: "If this kid runs away later, Itachi, you must stop me."

Seeing that Madara spoke so seriously, Itachi couldn't help but become serious, and nodded seriously.

After receiving Itachi's promise, Madara breathed a sigh of relief, and trembled three times when he stepped into the gate of Yuyin Village...

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Akatsuki organization headquarters, conference room.

"...In other words, both of them came to join the organization?"

After listening to Mr. Madara's narration without any logic at all, the leader Nagato concluded with difficulty, blinking those lavender mosquito-repellent eyes.

Mrs. Madara nodded, then looked left and right.

Originally, I was surprised that Nagato would come to welcome us, but Madara's attitude surprised me even more - he had taken off his mask at this time, and after careful observation of his handsome face, he could find a kind of An undisguised look of horror!

Damn, is it like a joke, he is so majestic Uchiha Madara will show such a look in Akari, what is here that scares him so much?

"Um... Madara, what are you looking for?" Nagato looked at Madara seriously with a slumped face.

After looking around to make sure no one would show up, Madara asked Nagato cautiously in a low voice: "He...isn't there?"

he?

Itachi and I looked at each other, both in a state of bewilderment.

Before Nagato could answer, the door of the conference room was pushed open with a "bang". The person who came had short orange hair that wasn't too perverted, and warm brown pupils with a smile on his face. He looked very refreshing and cheerful .

When I saw this person appear, I raised my hand and covered my chest... Damn, what kind of international joke are you making, that Payne Tiandao can move freely?Yahiko is still alive and kicking in Akatsuki's organization?Is this still Hokage?It has already collapsed, right?

Obviously God disliked me for not being frightened enough, so Yahiko said such an image-damaging and heart-wrenching sentence when he appeared on the stage:

"Yo, Bansang, I heard that your child bride-in-law escaped home and eloped with his brother, did you catch them and bring them back to the organization?"

Then Yahiko looked at Itachi and me sincerely, with a puzzled look on his face: "Which of you two is the child bride?"

And then, Madara's brow was sweating coldly, he swallowed hard, looked at me in horror, and trembled three times uncontrollably...

I took a deep breath, and the glass in my hand randomly shattered into a small pile of glass shards.

"Who...you say is the child bride?"

"Seeing how excited you are, it should be you." Yahiko smiled heartily. "It's the first time we meet, hello, Miss Tong Bride-in-law!"

"Miss?" The crossroads on my forehead jumped "chug".

"Xiao You, calm down." Itachi held my wrist to prevent me from suddenly violently violently thrashing this reckless Yahiko to death.

But the facts have proved that Yahiko is indeed a guy who doesn't know how to live or die. Nagato can feel my anger. He keeps winking at Yahiko, but I didn't expect him, a stupid fool, to add fuel to the flames:

"Miss Tong Yang's daughter-in-law was originally called Xiaoyou. It's such a nice name, and she's also pretty... No wonder Bansang couldn't help falling in love with you. But why did you elope with your brother? Is it because Bansang doesn't have your brother?" Thick eyebrows and thin eyes, not as long and slender as your brother? Or do you think Bansang is too old and afraid that he won't live for a few years? Or do you feel chaotic and irritating? Ah, if you don't speak, you are acquiescing... Hey Nagato, what happened to your eyes?"

Yahiko's series of off-line words made everyone present feel that the pear was huge—although Nagato's face was slumped, but the corners of his mouth were twitching, Madara held his forehead and wanted to find a crack in the ground, Itachi On the surface, I was the calmest, but the hand holding my wrist was trembling, and I was obviously the least calm on the outside:

Taking a deep breath, I patted Itachi's hand comfortingly, pulled out my wrist skillfully, and smiled at Yahiko: "What did you just say?"

"Eh...Miss Xiaoyou, although you look pretty when you smile, it feels so eerie..." Yahiko looked at me and shivered.

"It's spooky, isn't it?" I said this sentence slowly, picked it up and threw it at him. "Gloomy is right! Who are you calling a child bride? Who are you talking about being chaotic, sexual and exciting? Are you a handsome ass? What are you playing? Do you think you are Huang Xiaoming, Wu Zun, Takeshi Kaneshiro? What are you talking about when you have nothing to do? Huh? And...these are not the point, the point is that this young master is a man, a man!!!"

While dodging the chair, Yahiko asked Madara with black lines all over his head in surprise, "Huh? Madara-san, why didn't you tell me that your child bride-in-law is a man?"

"Fire Escape: The Technique of Dragon Fire!"

The boy next to him formed seals so quickly that Itachi had no time to stop them, and saw eight fire dragons roaring and attacking Yahiko one after another, but Yahiko obviously thought that the other party was playing with him, and stood there with a big grin.This made Nagato very anxious, a rebound technique bounced the fire dragon to the surroundings, half of Yuyin's meeting room was lost immediately, not only that, but the surrounding buildings also suffered...

I drew my dagger and wanted to go up and chop him, but I didn't want to be trapped in Itachi's arms and couldn't move.

"Brother! Let go! This young master must kill him today!"

"Calm down! Don't lose your temper, Xiaoyou!"

Itachi restrained the struggling young man in his arms, watching Nagato with nervous eyes vigilantly.

"Hey, Nagato, why did Xiaoyou hit me?" Yahiko asked very incomprehensibly, with a naturally dumbfounded expression on his face.

Nagato sighed helplessly, and rubbed his temples with a headache.

"...Because you said something you shouldn't have said."

"Hey? Which sentence is it?" Yahiko thought very seriously. "Didn't Xiaoyou get caught elope with his brother?"

After hearing this sentence, my anger was immediately extinguished... I said Yahiko, are you really stupid or are you really stupid?Are you actually transmigrated?This Hokage has really collapsed in the form of a cup...

Seeing that the crisis was resolved, Grandpa Madara let out a long sigh of relief, coughed twice and returned to his serious appearance.

"Then let's get down to business... let the two of them join, do you agree?"

"Of course, the people brought by Bansan will never be wrong." Nagato nodded, and then turned to us to introduce: "Welcome to join the organization, Itachi, Yuu. I am the leader Payne, and the deputy leader over there is Yahiko. I'm really sorry about that."

"There, we also have something wrong, I'm sorry."

Itachi pulled me and nodded slightly, which fully demonstrated the strict and good family education of the famous Uchiha clan, and Mr. Madara was very pleased to see it.

I'm a madman, Nagato, how obsessed are you with this name? It's fine if Yahiko is dead and you are stimulated to call it this name. This time Yahiko is not dead, why are you called such a name?

Just as I was crazily complaining in my heart, an unrestrained, bold, approaching voice came from outside the blown-out door:

"I just said why the visual effect of the fire dragon is so familiar, so the newcomer is you, You Jun."

I saw five figures of different heights walking towards the meeting room from the gunpowder smoke. The leader was a glamorous beauty with a paper flower pinned on it. The uncle with snake eyes in hemp rope, the strange creature with aloe vera head, bean eyes and black and white face, and the rickety masked uncle with a unique hairstyle.

Two of them I have dealt with - Kakuzu and Kisame.The rest are also familiar, Xiaonan, Orochimaru, Jue.

"Yo, long time no see, Big Brother Ghost."

Xiaonan walked slowly towards Nagato, oh no, Payne, with a cold metallic voice. "Everyone is here, we can start the meeting."

Payne nodded. "Then please take your seats."

Everyone looked at the messy conference room, where the only intact chair was sitting securely under Payne's buttocks.

I was the first to raise my hand and asked, "Boss, where do you want us to sit?"

Payne coughed awkwardly and led us downstairs.After everyone briefly introduced themselves, Xiaonan took out a scroll from her arms, unsealed the seal, and ten sets of Akatsuki organization equipment appeared on the table, and then she distributed them to everyone as in the plot, and took the rest back into the scroll .

"Starting today, we will dress uniformly and draw a horizontal stripe on the forehead. After that, we will conduct activities in groups of two, and we will inform everyone of the results of the team formation tomorrow." Payne scanned the whole situation with a slumped face. "our target is……"

"No cavities!"

Before he finished speaking, I yelled out on conditioned reflex.I saw that everyone in the Akatsuki organization lowered their heads and kept shaking their shoulders when they were low-key, and those who were high-profile just laughed out loud regardless of their image, what's more—that is, Yahiko, lying on the table and laughing out of breath... Payne coughed lightly, and everyone immediately laughed, but Yahiko was still having fun there.

I thought Payne would not come down to the stage, but I didn't expect him to fondle Yahiko's hair, his eyes full of tenderness. "Hey, listen to what I have to say."

As soon as I said this, I felt my chin smashed a big hole in the ground with a "bang", and everyone else looked familiar (Itachi has facial paralysis).

"The reason why I founded 'Xiao' is because I want to give those who are excluded by the world a place of belonging. Whether they are rebellious or discriminated lovers, they can live a peaceful life here, and everyone is like a family. In fact, Yahiko is my lover." Payne's tone was calm and firm. "So, our goal is - lovers get married eventually."

The author has something to say: Yahiko Nagato... all collapsed. . .