Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

01

The head teacher stood in front of the podium and introduced the newcomers to the students.

"This is TSUKITSUKA, please get along well."

Unlike the students who uniformly wore suits and school uniforms, the new students wore green and white sportswear. They were small and had bandages all over their bodies, including their entire faces.

Four bandages of different lengths protruded from the back of his head, and the bandages covering his face were marked with cute facial features such as ●v●.

Dazai rested his chin on his left hand, played with his danna's fur with his right hand, and said in boredom, "Hey - won't you be short of breath if you tie it like this?"

Even if he is a master of bandages, he has never had the experience of wrapping his entire head with bandages.

At this moment, the new student bowed deeply to everyone, the knot on the back of the head was loosened due to this large movement, and the bandages were scattered from the new student's head layer by layer, revealing the empty inside.

Empty inside...

The classroom, which was still a little noisy, suddenly became quiet, and everyone's cheeks were dark because of such a change.

Some people's black lines on the forehead almost jump out of the frame.

Kunlun's eyes narrowed instantly, and he turned his head to look at Dazai who stopped touching Mao Mao, a dangerous light flashed in his bright eyes.

Dazai watched intently as the new classmate frantically tied back the scattered bandages layer by layer.

"The main body is a bandage..."

"A living bandage, since this is the case, it means that it will not be broken or dirty. If you have it, you will have endless bandages! Even if the bandage accidentally loosens, you can tie it back by yourself..."

As he talked, Dazai's eyes became brighter and brighter. Seeing that he was about to treat him not as an intelligent creature at all, but as an endless treasure mountain of bandages, when he was thinking about how to lure him home, Kunlun bit him. Kami Dazai managed to grow some fleshy cheeks, and took advantage of someone's cry of pain as the background music, crushing some unrealistic fantasy bubbles.

Sticking to the bandage is baa, if you want to cheat, you will definitely be baa!

02

After class, Dazai pitifully rubbed his right cheek where a swollen lump had been bitten out, slumped on the desk, pretended to be weak and pitiful, and secretly glanced behind him from time to time.

Around him, Hinowa, Huoanchuan, and the new classmate's new bride, Mu Saiqiao, were talking.

It is mainly about the encounter between Gossip Musaiqiao and new classmates and the daily life of getting along with each other.

Kunlun communicated with new classmates in the back row of the classroom.

It is said to be communication, but in fact it is to communicate with each other by writing on the tablet that the new students carry with them.

"Listen well, boys, please protect yourself and never get close to a human named Osamu Dazai."

Seeing this passage, TSUKITSUKA was at a loss, but he had just been popularized about the relationship between the characters, and knew that Osamu Dazai was the bride of this shining fairy-tale creature in front of him, so he was afraid that he would steal the bride's attention?

After thinking about it, TSUKITSIKA wrote.

"I've got my own bride, so don't worry."

Kunlun looked at the new classmate in front of him whose facial features were graffitied, but actually revealed an innocent atmosphere that matched the facial features, sighed deeply, and continued writing.

"You misunderstood me, I was worried about your personal safety."

When the new classmate finished reading what he had written, Kunlun signaled the new classmate to look at Dazai.

I saw Dazai, who had been gossiping with Muzaiqiao and teasing Muzaiqiao, sprawled back on the table in seconds. His vision was hazy, filled with broken water drops, and his soft and weak appearance seemed to have been wronged by the sky. .

Paired with the swollen lump that looks serious but should have dissipated a long time ago but is getting worse for some reason, the expression that hesitates to speak, and the corners of the mouth that are aggrieved, even Kunlun knows Dazai's nature and knows that this little bastard is Playing him, you will still be bewitched by this little villain, and then you will be caught in his web and you will not be able to break free.

Cruelly ignoring Dazai's solo scenes, Kunlun motioned the new students to see clearly the bandages on Dazai's wrists and collar.

Then he bit the pen on the tablet and wrote quickly.

"The exposed clothes are just the tip of the iceberg. In fact, this guy is covered with bandages all over his body. He was once called a 'walking bandage waste device', so you must not touch him, or he will be abducted as endless bandages. Treat it."

After reading this sentence, which was written in several pages because it was too long, the new classmate took a deep breath and wrote on the handwriting board with few pages left.

"Worse than my ghost bride!"

Although his bride was when he was picking a bride in the staff room, because he passed by and saw him scrambling to tie the bandages scattered on his head, he was instantly moved, so he rushed in and clamored to become his bride. A super fierce human being, But compared with Mr. Kunlun's bride, it really is still higher than a mountain.

It is also wrapped around his body, her own bride will only pull his bandaged "hand" at ordinary times, but Mr. Kunlun's bride will directly dismantle him and use it as a tool.

With such a comparison, even the super vicious ghost bride has a beautiful face.

Although the tall and handsome Kisaibashi-kun is really good looking, but at this moment, his image in TSUKITSUKA's heart has been upgraded again!

People, it really is a comparison.

Seeing that new classmates will probably hide away from Dazai in the future, and will never use that shameless and detestable bandage that can only seduce people's hearts, tempting Dazai like catnip tempting cats, Kunlun couldn't help but relax for a while The tense back and the pine needle-like hairs all over his body softened little by little due to maintaining the fighting posture. He slightly bent the corners of his eyes, and finally began to feel in the mood to coax the childish ghost in front of him.

Hmph, what's so good about bandages becoming fine? Is it furry and cute, and is it furry and easy to touch?

joke.

03

Dazai lay sprawled on the soft quilt, the whole room was pitch black, only the dots of light covering the whole room made the darkness not so pure, making one feel like being in the depths of the Milky Way and wandering in the universe.

This is a starry sky projector that Kunlun bought from no one knows where. It projects 360 degrees without dead ends. The picture quality is clear and detailed. It seems that the universe is really brought into the room. Dazai likes it very much.

Just two days ago, the two sat on the edge of the house, eating fruit and admiring the night view.Because I just moved in, there are only clusters of weeds in the whole yard, and the only thing I can appreciate is the night sky above my head.

What's more unfortunate is that the starlight was dim that day, and there were only one or two dots of light flickering in the dark night sky that could hardly be found if you didn't pay attention. Holding Kunlun's teeth that have been grinding for a long time, complaining that God here is really ignorant. Shouldn't a flower-like handsome man like him come to such a peaceful and boring world to celebrate with the stars all over the sky and satisfy all his wishes? !

At that time, Kun Lun just put his head on Dazai's fluffy and slightly curly hair, ignoring Dazai's acting as a monster, half-closed his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking.

It also made Dazai complain for a long time. He must not love himself anymore, and now he is ignoring his feelings. Sure enough, men are scumbags. Kunlun's ears fell asleep.

Unexpectedly, within two days, that night, Dazai opened the door of the room while wiping his hair after taking a shower. Walk in and close the door.

There was a note on the bed that was made, Dazai hung the towel around his neck, sat cross-legged on the bed, and unfolded the folded note——

"Celebrate every minute of your existence by dedicating this universe to my favorite rose."

As if shot in the heart, the whole person was directly KO.

"Too cunning..." The almost inaudible sound waves like mosquitoes and flies spread into the quiet room.

Dazai held up the note blankly, and did not make a sound for a long time.

Kunlun walked to his side from a dark corner, pushed the young man down directly, and Dazai took advantage of the situation and lay down on the quilt, looking sideways at the god-like Bai Ze beast in the starry sky.

Kunlun lifted up Dazai's clothes with one hoof, and rolled the hem directly above the young man's neck. After that, he applied essential oil to all four hooves, and the whole beast stepped on the youth's Guanghua's back, and started the professional anti-fatigue massage| Mount.

"Hmm..." Dazai was very comfortable being trampled on, but he still couldn't help asking from his soul, "I said, is there something wrong with this development?!!"

Because he was bitten by Kunlun on the cheek for no reason (accent) before, the coquettish Bao Dazai insisted on touching Cici and said it was in pain. He took this opportunity to make a lot of requests, one of which was to ask Kunlun to do an essential oil massage|massage for him .

He personally experienced the Kunlun humanoid massage|massage, and it was simply a heavenly enjoyment. Although he has become furry now, the techniques are common. Since it is an apology, of course the other party must do some difficult things.

The kunlun massage|massage technique with the hoof was very good, and the atmosphere of the night was very comfortable, all of which were within Dazai's expectations.

But this doesn't include the universe I'm in right now, nor does it include that cunning note, and it doesn't even include that even if the atmosphere is so good, this unreasonable getaway still wants to massage|massage? ! !

Dazai bit the pillow angrily, and from time to time let out a comfortable moan because the acupuncture points pressed by Kunlun were accurate. As the essential oil volatilized, the surrounding air was filled with a light fragrance of roses, and Dazai gradually became dazed. After a while, he breathed evenly.

Seeing this, Kunlun stepped down from Dazai and covered the young man with a quilt. When he was about to tuck the young man's arm into the quilt, the arm holding the note tightly refused to move. , In order not to wake up the sleeping young man, Kunlun had no choice but to pull another blanket over his arms, after cleaning up briefly, he lay down beside Dazai and fell asleep.

A young man with soft, fluffy and slightly curly black hair, in a universe that belongs to him alone, his cheeks flushed cutely while sleeping, and the corners of his eyes curled up as if he was dreaming of some sweet dream.

Good night, my favorite rose—

The pure white beast turned over, and the corners of its eyes curled up in the same arc.

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The author has something to say:

I forgot to mention before, the background of the extra episode I wrote is the instant noodle show "Mr. Inhuman's Bride". ~

Also, I want to write an episode about the leader Jae, I have already made up the plot, do you want to watch it?

In addition, there is another imaginary hole, that is, if the leader Zai has not observed the world with Kunlun, the fancier of the brain-filled leader Zai above is that he knows the existence of Kunlun, and the if world is that he does not know that there is Kunlun existence, do you want to see this?If I want to read it, I will consider whether to write it.

If you have any extra stories you want to watch, you can also mention them, and if you have inspiration, I can also consider writing them.

感谢在2022-04-2615:03:27~2022-05-0201:38:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Liuxi; 4 bottles of Xiyingzui;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!