Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

01

【fake marriage? 】

The hooves as white as jade pushed the tablet to the opposite side.

The female teacher nodded.

"Yes, the phenomenon of fake marriages is very serious now. In addition, we have received reports. From the standpoint of our administrative agency, I hope you can provide proof of the marriage life of the two of you."

Originally, female teachers usually find human brides to discuss things like this.

Just like the communication she had with her classmate Hizhilun not long ago, after that, Hizhilun held a love&love wedding with her tall fluffy husband, which directly broke the government's attitude towards their marriage Suspect.

It was the same this time, except that on the way the female teacher was looking for Osamu Dazai, she was stopped by this perfect beast from head to toe.

The female teacher in Kunlun had no choice but to return to the office the same way, and explained in detail why she was looking for Osamu Dazai.

[What kind of report? 】

From the female teacher's narration, Kunlun quickly grasped a key word.

Obviously, the essence of the marriage was also suspected, but Hi Zhilun and his family's big fool had never been reported by anyone.

"There is actually no emotional basis between you and your bride, and your bride not only failed to fulfill the obligations that a bride should fulfill, but is also a world-weary suicidal maniac who has caused you countless troubles, bride Disqualification reports."

After the female teacher finished speaking, she saw the mild-faced beast on the opposite side suddenly lowered her face.

[I don't think others have the right to comment on my bride and my marriage! 】

Sure enough, she was angry. Looking at the handwriting on the handwriting board, the female teacher wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and continued to explain gently.

"I can understand your anger, but the other party's report also provided corresponding evidence, so it can't be ignored. But as long as you give evidence that the two of you have a strong relationship, everything will be fine."

[No problem, I will give a perfect solution. 】

02

Perfect, really perfect!

How could there be such perfect creatures in the world? !

"Mai, what are you doing here?"

"Wow——!!!"

Standing furtively against the wall, looking at somewhere, the girl with obsessed eyes was startled by a classmate who suddenly appeared, and took a step back abruptly. The sudden change in her twisted posture prevented her from I was able to stand still and fell a dog gnawing shit.

"Hey, are you okay?" The girl in the same class quickly helped Mai Toyama, "Did you get hurt somewhere? I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk to you suddenly."

"It's okay, it's because I was too focused." Toyama Mai waved his hand, and unconsciously looked at the place he had been staring at just now.

"What are you looking at?" The girl in the same class followed Mai Toyama's line of sight, and expressed full curiosity about the things that could make Banhua show such an expression, but unfortunately, she didn't see anything worth paying attention to .

"Don't look, he's already gone." Toyama Mai said disappointedly.

"His?"

Mai Toyama nodded, "It's the husband I've always dreamed of becoming His bride."

Saying that, the girl whose appearance seemed to be shining sighed heavily.

Alas, the days of being passively followed every day are too difficult. She wants to watch Mr. Kunlun all the time.

Cook for him, groom for him, do everything you can for him!

Instead of being like the disqualified bride who only knew how to commit suicide, not to mention hurting herself, and even implicating Mr. Kunlun, let alone taking care of Mr. Kunlun, his existence was entirely to cause trouble for Mr. Kunlun.

Obviously she came first!

Ever since she saw Mr. Kunlun at the entrance of the staff room, she couldn't help but fell in love with Mr. Kunlun, who is so perfect that he is not like a mortal creature, and rushed in to introduce herself.

But why, why did Mr. Kunlun choose that Osamu Dazai in the end? !

Except for the fact that she couldn't tell the difference between the winner and the loser, she asked herself that she was better than that suicidal maniac in every aspect!

But it doesn't matter, their marriage is coming to an end soon.

Thinking of this, Mai Toyama smiled slightly.

Different from the simple doubts raised by the government, if someone provides evidence and reports with their real names, if they want to prove their marriage, it is not something that can be settled simply by holding a wedding.

If Osamu Dazai can't take practical actions to prove that he is qualified to be Mr. Kunlun's bride, the government will not easily agree, and if he fails to prove himself within a certain period of time, then this marriage relationship will be broken will be declared invalid!

Just wait and see, Mr. Kunlun, in the end you will know that the one who suits you best must be Mai Toyama!

03

"Hey, someone fell into the water over there, quickly fish him up!"

The strong blue net was thrown from the bank, and caught a black curly-haired young man lying dead in the river.

Ignoring the panicked rescuers around, Shi Shi, the fluffy and curly beast like a cloud, walked up to someone, and even in summer, it was as cold as jade, and its hooves, which were extremely tactile, unceremoniously poked someone's leg hard. The cheek was then bitten by the young man after Wu Wa vomited out the hydrops, and he refused to let go.

[Have you played enough? 】

The warm and jade-like voice sounded in Dazai's mind, icy cold and magnetic, and quickly woke up his brain that was still a little drowsy after entering the water, and suddenly opened his eyes.

"Cut~"

Dazai spat out the hoof that he had been biting all the time in annoyance, "I'm being disturbed again, obviously I'm almost seeing the road of Huangquan Hirasaka, these people are really meddling in their own business!"

Kunlun just smiled and gave Dazai a subtle look.

Several small veins popped out of Dazai's forehead, he pulled the divine beast beside him and wiped all the accumulated water on his body onto him.

After finally being able to pick up the hobbies I have always had in this world, I don’t have to worry about seeing the terrible consul of hell after I die accidentally, and then being dragged into overtime hell.

Such a day is really too beautiful, but there is a fly in the ointment.

There are so many spoilers, and he never committed suicide for more than 10 minutes. Even if he found a corner where no one was disturbed, he would be rescued by kind people who appeared out of nowhere.

By the way, where did you find him?

If a certain Mafia in Yokohama next door had this ability, he would have been caught as a traitor and whipped to death!

It seems that people in a world are too simple and enthusiastic, which is not a good thing.

It really disturbed his elegance.

And this bastard he's holding now!

Dazai generally ground his teeth and buried his head in the softest fur on the abdomen of a certain divine beast, using it as his own absorbent towel.

Talking about it will make him have a good time, heh, don't think he doesn't know, sometimes he is indeed found by accident, and sometimes he is simply tipped off!

However, he couldn't find evidence yet, and it turned out to be a coincidence when he explored it.

If he really believed in this evil, he would be sorry for his independent brain!

A flash of light that is extremely difficult to catch with the naked eye flashed away——

The corner of Dazai's mouth raised a slight arc, which disappeared quickly.

Well, no matter how peaceful the tone of the world is, human beings are human beings, and some essential things are not so easily erased.

It's good that life has some ups and downs. It's too stable, which really makes him lose interest, and even misses Yokohama a little bit.

04

On the way home, they met Hinowa-san, Huoanchuan-san and Musaiqiao-san, as well as the non-human gentlemen who were their personal pendants.

It seems that it is not a chance encounter, but a special search.

Dazai stroked his damp hair, and said with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Because these "bridal alliances" all have non-human husbands, and he did not express a clear refusal, they can't help but drag him and Kunlun into their own small circle. They usually make appointments together for everything without knowing it. The relationship turned out to be like this.

For Dazai, this is a new and unexpected "friendship" other than Oda Saku and Ango.

It won't be too heartfelt, but it doesn't feel bad.

After all, everyone is a fun person, and he doesn't know when he will see something good.

This is no less fun than molesting Ango.

Ango in another world: Thank you!

The worried Hinowa-san and Hakura-san squeezed in front of Dazai, and patted him on the shoulder comfortingly.

Hizhilun's face was serious, and the corners of his eyes were a little red: "Dazai-kun, no matter how much pressure you have, don't give up your life easily! Don't worry, we will stand behind you as the most solid supporters and testify for you. Obviously Is it such a lovelove relationship, are those government workers blind?"

When I think about how I and Anada were suspected last time, although I finally got a sweet wedding ceremony and the blessings of love from relatives and friends, it still makes people angry!

Sun Zhilun hugged his tall and fluffy arms tightly, and a raging fire burst out behind him at some point.

Huo Anchuan looked at Dazai with a frightened expression on his face: "That's right, there are still whistleblowers, what's wrong with this world, why there are such vicious people, questioning other people's harmonious and loving relationship between husband and wife, it's too scary! "

What if his relationship with FUWA Well is questioned?

Maybe he is not as strong as Dazai-kun in resisting pressure.

What if he is questioned as an unqualified bride? Huh, he's such a waste, he can't cook and can't do housework. If it weren't for FUWA's tolerance, he could really be a bride for such a long time. Is it not returned?

Thinking of this, Huo Anchuan hugged his own Dana tightly, completely ignoring Fuwa and shedding a small piece of hair because of the sudden burst of enthusiasm.

The coldest Ikemen Kisaibashi with the most mature and calm appearance pursed his lips, and stood in front of Dazai solemnly.

His posture is so upright, his gaze is so determined, with an aura that the other two "bridal alliances" don't have.

"Don't admit defeat!" Mu Zhaiqiao's voice was loud, but with trembling, and there was a little bit of crying when listening carefully, "Because Dana Sama is too good to be coveted by others! You must never admit defeat, you know!!! "

His eyes became more and more tragic, "I know it's not your fault to have such an excellent partner, I can only blame TSUKITSUKA for being too attractive, with that flawless bandage, that light and soft figure. Ah~ I'm afraid it will be in the future Invite the covetousness of people with the same malicious intentions, so you can't lose! You have to let those bad people know that what they want will never be achieved, because we will not allow it!"

TSUKITSUKA, who was so excited by the description of his ghost bride that the bandages couldn't get wrapped around him, stepped back quietly. He slapped the bandages on his head, and the facial features drawn with marker pens showed a bit of helplessness.

Huo Anchuan Heixian, "Hey, hey, we're talking about Dazai-kun's marriage problem, your focus has shifted!"

Sun Zhilun was inspired by the same fighting spirit, yes, his Anada is so soft and hairy, warm to the touch, soft to hold, and will use it with all the fangs when the love surges. The big mouth gently rubbed against his head.

What if there are bad guys who want to challenge what they already have? ! !

The corner of Dazai's mouth twitched as he looked at the "Bride Alliance" who came to "comfort" him, but one by one fell into their own world,

Sure enough, no matter how many times he has seen it, he still cannot easily "understand" the brain circuit structure of human beings in this world.

"Hey, everyone, listen to me." Dazai clapped his hands and made a playful wink, "My motto is "suicide that is refreshing, bright and full of vigor". It's just a hobby of mine, not because of anything else pressure.And I already have a clue about the whistleblower's information, so this is not a big problem, it will be solved perfectly, thank you for your concern. "

Hearing what Dazai said, everyone's expressions improved a bit, but they were still not as relaxed as he thought.

Ri Zhilun looked at Dazai, then at Kunlun, and said cautiously, "However, the government has issued an announcement, if you can't provide evidence to refute the unfavorable evidence within three days, your marriage will be declared invalid gone."

That's why they came here in such a hurry.

The reason for only giving three days is because it has been almost a month since Kunlun talked with the female teacher last time. During this period, they happily watched the summer festival fireworks, played beach volleyball, and went to the The shrine held a test of courage, the feelings continued to heat up, and the days were colorful, but they didn't do anything serious.

"Hey~" Dazai stroked Hipachi's chin with one hand for a while, "It's only been three days."

"What should I do? My dear Danasama? Your bride will soon not be your bride~"

Kunlun looked at Dazai who was smiling very happily, narrowed his radiant eyes slightly, and gently pushed his head against his lower back.

[It's still wet, go home and change clothes! 】

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The author has something to say:

A new article has been opened: "After jumping off the building, I bumped Wu Zhenzai into the Beast line"

This time, let’s attack the leader~ Don’t miss the double slaughter on the same stage~

Here is the text -

A girl with mysterious amnesia who jumped off a building and knocked innocent Buteizai into the world of the Beast line.

Due to the existence of Zai, the leader of the homotopy, Taken Zai, who had a foreign household registration, had no choice but to become a fluffy.

Fortunately, one person and one slaughter were picked up by a kind-hearted man Odasaku passing by, and the girl was adopted by Odasaku. From then on, a warm family of three (crossed out) and a warm happy life of two people and one pet began.

A passing leader Zai (rubbing his hands): I am here to join this family!

Fluffy with a certain bandage (super disgusted): Go away, go away, I'm enough to kill you here!

Read the guide:

1. This is a story about saving the world.

2. Narrated from the perspective of the heroine, Bandage Fluffy is her own plug-in and pet.

3. CP heroine x leader Zai, Wu Zhenzai is a family relationship.

4. For a happy ending, the author can only write sweet articles.

5. Shan Wenye, there may be some items from other worlds.

Key points:

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