Kunlun Jun's favorite slaughter daily

01

A Jingu City Junior High School graduation photo album was spread out on the table.

With a friendly smile on her face, the female teacher, who was covered with flowers behind her, turned the pages for the gentleman standing opposite her.

When turning to a certain page, a dreamy hoof as clear as white jade stretched out above a certain photo. Seeing this, the female teacher opposite showed a knowing smile.

Shortly thereafter, the school radio sounded, and after a short music prompt, it was the sweet and gentle voice of the female teacher.

"Dazai-san, Dazai-san, Dazai-san, first-year group B, please come to the staff room immediately."

After Osamu Dazai left, group B of the first year of self-study was quiet, and there was a loud discussion.

"It must be that one again, right?" Huo Anchuan, who was wearing a sports hair band, nodded vigorously while speaking with conviction.

Mu Saiqiao, with long fiery red hair, had an expression on his handsome face that he saw an idiot: "Shouldn't it be said, classmate Hinowa was called away yesterday."

Sun Zhilun, who was caught by the cue, looked to the left and to the right, spread his hands and tried to persuade him to fight helplessly, following the movements of his hands, a bright brilliance flashed across the ring finger of his left hand.

Tu Qingshi, the student council president, pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Speaking of which, there are quite a few people selected in our class, obviously..."

Dazai knocked on the door and walked into the staff room with cheerful small steps.

The female teacher with a smile on her face looked at Dazai: "Dazai-san, although it's a little sudden, your marriage partner has been decided!"

02

Osamu Dazai, 16 years old, high school student, male.

Just now, he officially became the bride of Mr. Kunlun, this Mr. Kunlun who is not even a human being.

Sensing Dazai's gaze, Mr. Kunlun, who was standing on four feet inside the room, carefully put down the marriage certificate dangling from his mouth, approached Dazai, and gently rubbed Dazai's drooping arm with his white and flawless fur as soft as a cloud.

Feeling the exciting touch from the back of his hand, Dazai raised his eyes and looked around at the newlywed house allocated by the district government where there were several cardboard boxes of unopened luggage. After confirming that there was no monitoring, he changed his face in a second. Hugging Mr. Kunlun with her whole body, she buried her face in the fur of his abdomen and rubbed vigorously. After a long time, she calmed down and let out a long sigh of relief.

"Accidentally abducted a minor, Mr. Renwai~"

"Being your wife or something, I really dare to think about it, just love me so much~"

"Even if you change the world, do you want to arrange such a plot?"

"Hmm, I am a high school student who has been patiently pretending to be waiting for your arrival for a long time. Mr. Renwai, who is late, what kind of reward do you have for such an obedient Aji?"

butchery terms -

Late: One day late, in order to go to the government|government to register identity and submit marriage requirements.

A long time: three days, because I was a transfer student.

Kunlun was hugged tightly and couldn't move, and Mao Mao, who was originally docile, was sucked up and exploded, and his new bride was unable to speak in his current state, and his unforgiving mouth made him promise no Less "unequal treaties".

Those dreamlike eyes blinked and blinked helplessly, and finally curved slightly into an arc of a fascinating smile.

What else can I do, the bride I choose can't just be pampered by myself.

03

Jingu City is a magical city.

The students who go to school here are all potential brides of people with different appearances. The Jingu City Middle School graduation photo album that the female teacher showed Kunlun before is commonly known as the "Bride Catalog".

People here get along very friendly with foreigners, and the government will provide various convenient services for foreigners, including assigning brides according to their preferences, regardless of the bride's gender.

And the students who are assigned as brides will not have any complaints, but the probability of living happily with their alien husbands is a bit scary.

Dazai was a little confused, he poked Kunlun and asked: "Are people here all idiots? Not only are they not afraid of outsiders, they even accept such outrageous things as marrying outsiders without any doubts. Question this nerve?"

For Dazai who lives in the magic city of Yokohama, such a peaceful world like a child's animation is really a unique scenery that he has never seen before.

This is also the reason why he has been clamoring to go to this new world since the "Holy Grail & Book" captured it.

The Holy Grail that fulfilled Dazai's wish had lost all its energy, but for some reason it was fused with the "book", so that the "book" that could only observe the parallel world of this world also had the ability to travel through other worlds.

Taking advantage of the time when Kunlun is still unable to stabilize his form, it is a kind of adjustment for the two of them to come and play in a safe world together.

Kunlun shook his head, indicating that he didn't know either.

After seeing the evils and alien gods in this world, he never thought of the peace of this world, but it is not a bad thing, nothing is more precious than a warm and peaceful daily life.

04

After struggling to pack his luggage, Dazai Lai couldn't get up in bed the next day.

Although Kunlun in the form of a "unicorn" is cute, he can't help much with housework, and because the world is too peaceful, the only spells allowed in the rules can only make rags float and spoons bend To this level, Dazai still needs to do things like unpacking and tidying up the luggage and making the bed himself.

"Ah~ I'm so tired, I don't want to go to school today."

On the tatami, Dazai buried half of his head in the quilt, grabbed the quilt with both hands, and softly complained to Kunlun.Those iris-colored eyes, just looking at you lightly, is enough to soften your heart into a mess.

Kunlun licked the physiological tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes, and dragged the quilt off firmly.

It's okay not to go to school, but don't eat breakfast.

This man, once he was in a place he didn't see, he didn't care about his body at all.God knows how distressed and annoyed Kunlun, who has just recovered his mental age, is when he sees Dazai who is so skinny.

"Hey, hey, I'm up now."

Having been robbed of the sealed artifact, Dazai reluctantly left the bed and went to wash with his messy hair.

When he came to the living room, he saw the white and fat rice balls on the table, as well as miso soup exuding a tempting aroma.

He widened his eyes, "This is—"

Dazai went to the table with a sullen face and squatted down, and pulled up one of Kunlun's hooves to examine carefully.

The fur on the hoof was somewhat curled by the fire, and there were fine and small wounds on the hoof like a beautiful work of art like white jade, some places were red and some places were black.

With Dazai's god-defying brain, just looking at it like this, he can guess how much effort this person wasted in making breakfast for him with that inconvenient body, and why those wounds appeared.

"Are you an idiot?" Dazai gently put down Kunlun's hoof, squeezed Kunlun's cute and furry face with both hands, "Just let me do it, I'm not so good at making such a simple breakfast."

Kunlun waited until Dazai let go, leaned forward and licked Dazai's chin, and pushed him towards the dining table.

"I got it, I got it." Dazai sighed helplessly, "Just this one time, don't make another example. If I find out that you are injured any more," Dazai lowered his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth evilly. The smile of a crying child, "You don't want to know the consequences, my dear Dana."

05

After breakfast, and still in time for school, Dazai became interested in going to school again.

"Whoa~ I have such a lovely husband, how can I not let other people know, otherwise I am walking at night in Jinyi!"

Dazai said so, walking side by side with Kunlun on the way to the teaching building with a rippling smile on his face.

Starting from home, along the way, the couple attracted the attention of everyone.

Especially Dazai, bathed in everyone's envious eyes, the corners of his mouth became more and more curved.

Although Jingu City says that people and people live in harmony, even if there are not many people, there are still a lot of people with strange appearances that you have seen over the years.

but--

"It's so beautiful... Can such a dreamy unicorn really exist in reality?"

In the teaching building, a female classmate tightly grabbed her companion's sleeve, pointing at Kunlun's fingers trembling with excitement, and said with flushed cheeks.

Her companion also replied in a sleepwalking tone, "I should be dreaming!"

Saying that, the two girls looked at each other, and grabbed each other's flesh hard.

"It hurts!" x2

"I'm not dreaming!" x2

A sneaky figure passing by them stared at the backs of Kunlun and Dazai, biting the corner of his clothes and weeping lasagna tears on his cheek.

"Damn it! I was the one who met that gentleman first, so why didn't you choose me as the bride? Woohoo..."

"Obviously I have tried my best to recommend myself!"

"That gentleman must have been deceived by that nasty man with ostentatious appearances, but it doesn't matter, I will save you, you must wait for me!"

06

In the classroom of Group B of the first year, there was a complete silence.

It took a long time before someone spoke to Dazai cautiously.

"This, this gentleman is your marriage partner?" Huoanchuan looked at Kunlun who was snuggling beside Dazai and whispered, as if he was afraid of disturbing something.

Dazai followed the fur on Kunlun's back, and nodded upon hearing the words, "That's right, this is my Anada, you can just call him Kunlun."

"Wow——" Following Dazai's introduction, Kunlun nodded in greeting, which seemed to turn on a switch somewhere in Huoanchuan, and his voice suddenly amplified, "This is the first time I've seen a unicorn in the real world, Sparasi! That's great, I don't know what it's like to have a unicorn husband."

As soon as the words fell, Dazai felt a strong gaze.

He lowered his head and looked in the direction the line of sight came from.

A small pink animal with a bamboo hat hanging from its back was staring at them seriously.

To be precise, the gaze was a little sad.

Following Dazai's line of sight, Huo Anchuan saw his husband. The nervous young man touched the back of his head, smiled and picked up the pink piglet without a pig nose (Dazai's description), "This is my husband, FUWA well .”

Fuwa nodded seriously, and his eyes drifted to Kunlun's gorgeous and dense fur. Looking at it, he began to shed his hair.

"Ah, why did you lose your hair again? It's still so big?" Huo Anchuan nervously checked her husband over and over again, "It's strange, is it because you've been under too much pressure recently?"

"Pfft." Dazai buried his face in Kunlun's fur, and couldn't help laughing out loud, it's so interesting, the people here.

"Arnuo," the boy sitting on Dazai's left across the aisle approached him sideways, "Dazai-kun's husband followed into the classroom directly, but my family, Dana, didn't want to come in."

The boy who spoke to him was Hinomura who was married to Dazai one day earlier. The boy has soft and smooth hair, a gentle and shy smile, and sparkling eyes. He is a cute person from the inside out.

Dazai pointed out the window, "But your family Dana has been watching you from the window, it's the heat that melts me who is only in the peripheral vision."

Hizhilun looked at her tall and furry husband outside the window, blushed and lowered her head.

Dazai stretched his head out of the window inquiringly. This is the third floor, so I don't know how such a big furry can stand outside the window without falling down. Could it be that it can fly?

Kunlun bit the corner of Dazai's clothes, and pulled the restless guy off. Really, the whole upper body was stuck out of the window, what if he accidentally fell down.

"Ah, no, I can't see it at all." It doesn't look like it can fly.

Hichinohara misunderstood what Dazai meant, and he explained in a low voice, "I heard from Huo Anchuan-san that they are still in the period when they want to see their wives."

When Hichinawa was in school yesterday, Dazai was also chosen as the bride, and he spent the whole day off-campus dealing with the wedding matters, so he didn't hear the popular science that Huo Anchuan told him.

Knowing his misunderstanding, Dazai didn't explain, but hugged Kunlun all the way, "I really can't help it, being loved so passionately, don't you think so, my dear Danasama."

Since getting along with Dazai with the prototype, Kunlun, who has always been treated as a large plush toy, gave Dazai a helpless look, shook his head and let him go.

Seeing the relationship between the couple, Hichinohara blushed again. He cupped his hands to dissipate the heat, and said to Dazai in a tone that you know and know, "Furry is the best, isn't it?"

Dazai returned with a meaningful smile, "Furry Saiko!"

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感谢在2022-04-0502:21:08~2022-04-2615:03:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of cats eating fish; 10 bottles of Yuanyuan; 1 bottle of Nuannuan not traveling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!