I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

At one o'clock in the morning, Bai Yunxuan stayed awake with his mobile phone in his pocket, tossing and turning, his mind was filled with colored waste like a slideshow, and in the middle of the night he sent a message to Jiang Yike, "Brother Jiang, are you asleep yet?"

Jiang Yike teased him, and replied: I'm asleep.

Bai Yunxuan shrunk his head and replied "Oh."

Jiang Yike went on to reply: I didn't sleep.

Bai Yunxuan came to his senses and lay down on the pillow to say something he hadn't said usually.

Bai Yunxuan: Do you like boys?

Jiang Yike paused for a long time, until Bai Yunxuan yawned three times, lay on the pillow and fell asleep in a daze, and the phone rang.

Jiang Yike: Yes.

Bai Yunxuan squinted his sleepy eyes, filled with tears from yawning.

He didn't pay attention to the profile picture, and said in a daze, "Have you ever dated a boy? How does it feel?"

He didn't reply to the message on the phone for a long time, and he fell asleep with his head tilted.

The next day, it was still dark outside the window, and Bai Yunxuan's cell phone was beeping crazily as if it had exploded, waking up the two people in the dormitory.

Bai Yunxuan answered the phone in a daze, closed his eyes, and said hoarsely, "Hello, hello."

"Bai Yunxuan!! Come and see me now! Now!!" Bai Chensong's roaring voice frightened Bai Yunxuan, and he was so scared that he lay on the bed trembling early in the morning.

"Brother? Me, what am I doing?" Bai Yunxuan woke up. He stood up and looked at the window with his head buzzing. He stayed up late yesterday, and now his eyelids seem to be covered with Coke bottle caps, trying hard to open them. .

"What's the matter? You want to fall in love within a few days of school, right?" Bai Chensong tried to suppress his voice, "Returning a boyfriend? How do you feel? Come here now and I'll tell you how it feels!"

Early in the morning, Bai Yunxuan's mind started to set off firecrackers again, crackling, why did these words sound so familiar.

He glanced at the phone blankly, and there was a sentence at the top of the wechat call with Bai Chensong.

—Have you ever dated a boy?How do you feel?

He sent this sentence to Bai Shensong in a daze yesterday.

This day is over.

"Did you hear what I said to you?" Bai Chen was very relieved. When he opened his eyes in the morning and saw his good brother send such a sentence, it's not bad if he didn't vomit blood.

"Brother, why did you change your avatar to such a dark one!!" Bai Yunxuan was about to cry, thinking that he had misread the avatar and sent it to the wrong person.

Bai Chensong: "?????"

"Don't change the subject for me!" Bai Chensong added, "At the entrance of the cafeteria, come here!"

"...Okay." Bai Yunxuan's legs felt weak when he got out of bed.

He held Yang Wei's small seat cushion in his hand, trying hard to put the watermelon cushion behind his buttocks.

Thinking that later when Bai Chensong kicked him, he would be able to block him a bit.

If the message was sent by mistake, it means that he left Jiang Yike there.

He hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and sent Jiang Yike a sentence while running--Brother Jiang, I fell asleep yesterday.

Then I added another sentence-it's good to like boys.

After speaking, he looked up and saw his brother, Bai Chensong was standing at the door of the cafeteria with a broom in his hand.Bai Yunxuan's heart trembled when he saw it.Stopping two steps away, like a cat, he called out, "Brother?"

"Why are you standing so far away?" Bai Chensong waved at him.

"Brother, I was wrong!" Bai Yunxuan leaned over pitifully, flattering him in a soft voice.

It's hard for Bai Chensong not to like him, but his voice is indeed a little softer, "Spring is here? Do you want to fall in love?"

"I don't want to." Bai Yunxuan obediently leaned on the handrail of the stairs, looking down at the soy milk in his brother's hand, "Brother, did you buy it for me?"

"I still want to drink it!" Bai Chensong was about to die of anger, and stretched out his hand in the next second, "I bought it for you."

"Thank you." Bai Yunxuan took it with a smile, and continued to be scolded while drinking sweet soy milk.

"I think you're thinking a lot, who are you looking for?" Bai Chensong changed the subject again.

"No one... didn't like it." Bai Yunxuan's eyes fluttered.guilty conscience.

"Who did you want to send that question to?" Bai Chensong looked at him and asked.

"I..." Bai Yunxuan's eyes widened and his heart sank, "I sent it to you."

Bai Chensong's head was full of question marks, and he frowned, puzzled, "Does your brother look gay? What about me makes you doubt?"

"That's right, that's right..." Bai Yunxuan looked at him seriously, and opened his mouth, "I want you to have a boyfriend and try."

"I think you're just full!" Bai Chensong stretched out his hand and slapped Bai Yunxuan's ass.Bai Yunxuan groaned, and jumped up and down the stairs like a rabbit.

He recklessly added, "Brother, you have been single for how many years. If you continue like this, you will end up alone forever."

"Stinky bastard." Bai Chensong muttered.The two chased after each other, and they just kept the day awake.

Panting heavily, Bai Yunxuan said a truce, wiped the sweat off his head and said that he was hungry, and he would beat him after eating.Bai Shensong nodded in agreement.

"Brother, I'm going to the door to buy two pancakes." Bai Yunxuan trotted away.

Sweating all over early in the morning, he rushed out of the school gate with his head sullen, and bumped his head into someone else at the corner.

"Brother Jiang, you also wake up so early?" Bai Yunxuan looked up at him and smiled.

"Do you do morning exercises?" Jiang Yike looked at him sweating and asked.

"Ah... yes, running and exercising." Bai Yunxuan nodded back, "Have you had breakfast yet?"

"Not yet." He paused, "Together?"

Bai Yunxuan nodded and said yes, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Bai Chensong, saying that he would bring Xiaolongbao back to him later.

Bai Chensong guessed that he didn't want to talk to him right now, so he replied.

-I do not want to eat.

"Unhappy?" Jiang Yike looked down at him.

"I made my brother angry again." Bai Yunxuan returned, walked into the breakfast shop with his heels up.He ordered three Xiaolongbao and tea eggs, and brought one for Bai Chensong.His brother said he wouldn't eat it, but that man had always been inconsistent, and Bai Yunxuan knew his faults.

"Brother Jiang, you sleep so late every day." Bai Yunxuan looked at him with a steamed dumpling in his mouth.

"Well, I can't sleep. I've got an old problem. It's always been like this." Jiang Yike took a sip of water and smiled, "I tried milk too."

Bai Yunxuan was stunned for two seconds, then smiled, saying that he slept very well, and could not wake up even in thunder and rain.

"I used to like listening to songs before going to bed. Sometimes I hum to myself, and I fell asleep after humming twice. Try it next time." Bai Yunxuan smiled happily.

"I can't sing." Jiang Yike was led by him, and the corner of his mouth also raised a smile.

This kid Bai Yunxuan always smiles, always with a smile on his face, looking heartless but with an indescribably sunny optimism.

"Then I'll sing for you next time." Bai Yunxuan blurted out.After finishing speaking, I felt that I had pressed the line and was out of line.

Who knew that Jiang Yike answered, "Okay, next time you sing for me."

Bai Yunxuan's ears were red, and he looked at Jiang Yike, "Brother Jiang, you like to laugh now."

"It's a pleasure to be with you." Jiang Yike still looked at him with a smile.

"You look good when you smile." Bai Yunxuan thought of something to say, and then he was taken aback, slapped his thigh and said in a panic: "I, I, I will bring breakfast to my brother , he probably will starve to death right now."

"Okay, slow down on the road." Jiang Yike didn't even have time to lift himself up, and Bai Yunxuan rushed out like a wind.

The morning sun made people unable to open their eyes, so Bai Yunxuan ran all the way to the basketball court in a daze.Bai Chensong said that he was at the entrance of the teaching building.

"Brother!" Bai Yunxuan yelled, rushed over to hand the breakfast to his brother, and sent himself there along the way, "Are you still angry?"

"Didn't you buy pancakes? Why did you go to the breakfast shop?" Bai Chensong felt much better and rubbed Bai Yunxuan's head twice.

"Suddenly I want to eat steamed stuffed buns." Bai Yunxuan thought he couldn't mention Jiang Yike's name, otherwise he would get burned. He still has some cleverness.

"Shall we have a car tomorrow morning?" Bai Yunxuan pulled his brother and sat by the tree.

"It's not one." Bai Chensong knew what he wanted to say, "You can come here if you want."

Bai Yunxuan shook his head and said no need, "I stick to you every day, I'm afraid you'll be annoying."

"Oh, did you grow up overnight?" Bai Chensong ate a bun in two bites. "Are you with Jiang Yike about the movie?"

"Well, I begged him to take me in." Bai Yunxuan raised his head and was blowing the wind.

Bai Chensong lowered his head to eat and didn't say much, got up and patted his clothes, "Bring some toilet water, there are many bugs at night, I have something to do, remember to eat at noon."

Bai Yunxuan lazily leaned on the tree trunk and said he knew.The hot wind in the morning rustled the leaves above his head, he closed his eyes and dozed off, his whole body was full of laziness, the sun was so hot that he couldn't open his eyes, so he didn't open them at all, just dreaming in the shade of summer trees.

The leaves floated, with the light and shadow hitting Bai Yunxuan's cheek.He didn't know how long he slept, and had three or four dreams in succession.

The dotted shadows suddenly changed their shape at some point, and the shadows covered the sunlight and stood in front of Bai Yunxuan.

The man squatted down and approached, and the fallen leaves in his hand gently teased his cheeks and the tip of his nose.

Bai Yunxuan was itchy, scratched it lightly with his hands, smacked his lips and turned in one direction.

The man was happy, his thumbs gently rubbed Bai Yunxuan's fragile eyelashes and his earlobes.This person is right, he won't wake up from thunder and rain, and won't wake up from playing, how sweet the dream is.

The tip of Bai Yunxuan's nose was itchy, and he suddenly turned his head and sneezed, with too much force, his center of gravity was unstable.He leaned back suddenly, and sat down on the soil under the tree root.

Living in a dream, he threw himself into the dirt.

He was dazed from sleep, opened his mouth and opened his eyes in a daze, only to see Jiang Yike who was even more sluggish than him in front of him.The man was just about to get up and leave, but Bai Yunxuan fell into the root of the tree the next second, and now he looked at him blankly.

So cute.

Jiang Yike was so teased by him that he laughed, squatted down and helped him by the waist, and pulled him out.

Bai Yunxuan stood on the spot and slapped the mud on his butt seriously, feeling that he was stupid and stupid just now.

The top of his head suddenly sank, Jiang Yike stroked the back of his head and moved it back, Bai Yunxuan was forced to look up at him.

Jiang Yike bent down and leaned into his ear with a smile, "What dream did you have just now?"

"Dream..." Bai Yunxuan smelled the smell of his collar, and his head went into a daze, thinking about the accident in the bar.The man got too close, he looked into the other's eyes, feeling weak, "...dreamed of"

"Did you dream of me?" Jiang Yike teased him.Who knew that Bai Yunxuan looked at him and suddenly nodded.

Dazed, he said, "It's a dream."