I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

Jiang Yike called the landlord on the road, his tone was cold without a trace of emotion, and the navigator sounded more humane than him.Bai Yunxuan was listening beside him, the phone in his pocket beeped.A call from Bai Shensong.

"Brother?" Bai Yunxuan closed the window.

Bai Chensong: "Is the house ready?"

"Still..." Bai Yunxuan glanced at Jiang Yike, "Still watching."

"When will you be back?" Bai Chensong asked.

"Afternoon, I'll go back in the afternoon." Bai Yunxuan smiled.

"Didn't you go out early in the morning? It's not over yet? Isn't it..."

Bai Yunxuan opened the window in a snap, put the phone by the window facing the wind, covered his ears and shouted: "What! Brother, I can't hear you!"

Bai Shensong: "......"

"I'm hanging up!!" Bai Yunxuan quickly hung up the call without giving the other party a chance to speak.Turning around, Jiang Yike looked at him in astonishment.Bai Yunxuan feigned a smirk, and closed the window.

The car drove for nearly 10 minutes, passed the resort, and didn't even see a ghost along the way.The contacted villa is a little bit off, and the navigation is out of order. Only after asking along the way can we find the way.

The big iron gate is connected with an empty garden inside, and when the door is opened, you can still smell the smell of rice fields, which is really biased.

Jiang Yike called and said that he was at the door, and 10 minutes later, an old man in slippers came along the road with a key and said that his house was the most suitable for parties. It's lively.

Bai Yunxuan nodded all the way, he believed what others said, the old man probably saw that the child was easy to talk, so he moved to Bai Yunxuan's side and continued to talk, the child who listened to him knew how to nod when he was dizzy.

There are three floors up and down, the living room is empty except for two sofas and a table.Bai Yunxuan ran left and right like a monkey, and disappeared in a flash. Jiang Yike stood on the first floor and yelled twice.

"The bedroom here is so big, it can accommodate ten people!" Bai Yunxuan waved to Jiang Yike who was downstairs.

The man was checking the toilet and the faucet, and said he would go up in a moment.

The old landlord put his hands in his hands and said that his house is quiet, there is no one around, and the party is too loud to disturb the neighbors.

"The balcony of this toilet was just renovated last year, and it's all new." The old man followed Jiang Yike, mainly because Bai Yunxuan upstairs was too noisy, and he couldn't keep up with his legs.

"Did you bring the contract?" Jiang Yike looked down at his watch, it was not too early, and he could go back to work if he finished it earlier.

"Yes, yes! Wait a minute, I put it next door, I'll get it for you!" The old man smiled happily, swayed and walked towards the door, and added, "Go on and see ah."

Jiang Yike nodded and walked upstairs, "Xiaoxuan?"

No one answered.

He shouted again, and finally found Bai Yunxuan's back in front of the huge full-length mirror in the master bedroom on the second floor.

"Look in the mirror?" Jiang Yike smiled and approached slowly.

Bai Yunxuan raised his head suddenly, looked at him through the mirror in panic, took a box of square things in his hand, and stood there in a daze.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Yike sensed something was wrong.

"Jiang, brother Jiang, I..." Bai Yunxuan was holding the box in his hand, and was holding the handle of the drawer with the other hand, before he could let go in time, he was so frightened that he didn't speak.

Jiang Yike also paused for two seconds when he leaned over.

Bai Yunxuan held a box of unsealed sets in his hand.Mainly because of the inconspicuous position in the corner of the drawer, where a used one was placed.The liquid froze on the surface, like a white plastic worm.

The boss probably didn't check it himself, and things that fell in the corners were inevitably missed.

But this omission is a bit too much.

If there is a second box, Jiang Yike took the box and stuffed it back into the drawer.It was only now that Bai Yunxuan regained his composure, and looked down at the white dirt on the edge of the lower right corner of the mirror, wanting to say it but dared not.

There was some milky white liquid sticking to the edge of the wooden frame, and it looked completely dry.

He bumped into Jiang Yike when he was backing away, turned his face to face the bed, and opened his mouth, "What a big bed."

It's really big enough to sleep five people.

"Go down." Jiang Yike helped him by the shoulders and led him downstairs, afraid that he would see something terrible after looking down.

"Why did that thing go to the mirror?" Bai Yunxuan walked on the stairs, suddenly turned around and asked.

I was stunned by Jiang Yike's question, thinking why this kid always likes to ask some strange questions.

It was rare for him to hesitate, and he paused for a long time before replying, "Hobby."

Bai Yunxuan hadn't reacted for a long time, mainly because he didn't have a sense of the picture, he didn't understand these things at all, and the kid was still pondering when he walked to the first floor in silence.

The landlord just opened the door and walked in, shaking the contract in his hand, "Here I bring it."

"I'm sorry to let you go, we won't sign for the time being." Jiang Yike pushed Bai Yunxuan to let him go out, and pushed him out.

"What do you mean!" the boss said loudly.

"There is a problem with sanitation, I suggest disinfecting it first." Jiang Yike stood at the door, turned around and stepped out, "Excuse me."

Bai Yunxuan was pushed into the car with a dazed head, and looked at Jiang Yike stupidly, "What did you mean by that upstairs?"

After hesitating for a long time, Jiang Yike still said, "Hobby." He stepped on the gas pedal.

"Facing the mirror?" Bai Yunxuan still posted it and asked, and then he looked surprised, "It's so intense."

Jiang Yike: "..."

"Brother, do you have a video? I want to watch it." Bai Yunxuan almost fell on his face, "I'm curious, let's share it, shall we?"

"You little rascal?" Jiang Yike replied.

Bai Yunxuan didn't speak, and almost suffocated himself after a few minutes, he turned his head suddenly, "Brother, show me!"

He pestered and insisted that others share resources with him, Jiang Yike was so dizzy by his troubles that he even agreed.

On the way, Jiang Yike contacted another exclusive villa. Although it was smaller than the previous one, it was at least clean.Bai Yunxuan looked upstairs and downstairs, took care of all the corners, and moved a chair to check the top of the wardrobe.

Fortunately nothing was found.

Finally signed the contract and booked the house.

On the way back, Bai Yunxuan fell asleep, and after a noisy day, he was so asleep that his head almost slipped under the car.I had several scattered dreams, all of which were filled with the scent of flowers, and finally someone patted my arm lightly.

Jiang Yike poked his face lightly, "It's time to go to school."

"It's so fast." When Bai Yunxuan got up, his head was still dizzy, he yawned, and got out of the car with flowers in his hands.During lunch time in the afternoon, a conspicuous car parked at the door, and a boy got out of the car holding flowers in his hands.

No matter how you look at it, it is conspicuous.

"Goodbye, Brother Jiang." Bai Yunxuan's legs were weak from sleep, and when he turned to walk towards the school gate, he suddenly remembered, "Don't forget the video."

Jiang Yike: "..."

I can't remember what I should remember, and I can't remember what I shouldn't. I remember it better than anyone else.

Bai Yunxuan found an empty mineral water bottle in the supermarket in front of the dormitory, and planned to put the flowers first, and went to buy vases tomorrow.Yang Wei just came back from watching the movie, lying on the bed blowing on the air conditioner.

"Yo, are you on a date?" Yang Wei looked at him with a smirk.

Bai Yunxuan smiled and sat straddling the chair, machine-gunning him about the villa and a bunch of trivial things, chewing on snacks, talking until dark, until it was time to go to bed.

He sat on the bed and sent Jiang Yike a message.

- Brother, what did you forget?

Jiang Yike sent him a compressed package after half an hour, and quickly withdrew it after sending it out. As a result, Bai Yunxuan was quick and saved it.

He didn't even plug in the earphones, so he just clicked on it.When the two naked men came out with an ambiguous voice without warning, Bai Yunxuan was so scared that he almost threw the phone out.Fortunately, Yang Wei fell asleep.

He took out the earphones from under the pillow and got under the covers.Watching those videos that increase vision, the environment includes not limited to mirrors, bathtubs... He opened his mouth and widened his eyes, shrunk into a ball under the quilt, and just dug Strawberry Bear's mouth out of the hole.

Jiang Yike: Wrong post.

Bai Yunxuan: I finished watching it.

Jiang Yike was silent.

After two seconds, Bai Yunxuan suddenly replied with a message: Brother Jiang, why did you find so many.

Jiang Yike remained silent.

Bai Yunxuan asked again: Why did you post two men?

Jiang Yike was even more silent.

Bai Yunxuan posted again: How did you post so fast.

Jiang Yike completely ignored him.

This kid did it on purpose.

Finally, when it was time to go to bed, Bai Yunxuan was so stimulated that he couldn't fall asleep, and the phone rang suddenly.

Jiang Yike: Don't mention it, I will tell your brother if I mention it.

Bai Yunxuan was so frightened that he almost recited it all at once.

Bai Yunxuan: I was wrong!

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Happy Saturday, babies! ! (I declare that the word count of the chapters at the beginning of the second ends here, yeah (~￣▽￣)～)