I accidentally teased my brother's roommate

"Yike!" There was a shout from behind the tree, and a boy rushed out, "I said where did you slip away, and you came to enjoy the shade, hey? Brother Shen Song?"

Bai Yunxuan nodded, watched him think for a long time, and remembered that he should be one of the group who had a meeting in the classroom the day before yesterday.

"Are you kidding me? You're going to be late for the meeting." The boy yelled at Jiang Yike.

"Then I'll go first, see you tomorrow." Jiang Yike patted Bai Yunxuan on the shoulder twice, and strode away.

Bai Yunxuan looked down at his watch, it was 12:30 noon.Yang Wei sent him a message 10 minutes ago, saying that a cold noodle shop opened at the door, do you want to eat it?He made a phone call, and Yang Wei said he hadn't left the house yet.

"I'll wait for you at the gate!" Bai Yunxuan squatted on the edge of the huge lotus pond in the middle of the school watching dragonflies, and walked towards the school gate until his legs became numb.After buying two milk popsicles, Yang Wei ran over when they almost melted.

The man was wearing a vest and shorts, like an old man playing chess at the door.

On a scorching hot day, Bai Yunxuan, whose face was cold but icy in the room, hissed, slowly chewed the tomato and cucumber shreds in the bowl, and took a sip of the sweet soup, "Can I have a seat in the car tomorrow? Do I feel like it's not enough?"

He sucked the noodles in his mouth, Yang Wei buried his head in cooking, looked up and said, "A lot of people don't go, they say it's because they can't save face, in the past [-]% of them have to work for a day, no one goes."

But I also understand that they are all unfamiliar seniors and seniors, so going out will inevitably be embarrassing, and it would be better to drink soda in the dormitory with the air conditioner on.

Bai Yunxuan bit the cold egg in his mouth, and someone slapped him on the back suddenly, he turned his head blankly with his mouth full, and shouted vaguely, "Wen Qin?"

"Are the cold noodles delicious?" There were two girls next to Wen Qin, both in the same class. I couldn't remember their names, but they looked familiar.

"Delicious." Bai Yunxuan nodded obediently, "Are you going tomorrow?"

"Go!" Wenqing moved a chair and sat on a table. The girl looked energetic no matter what.

She smiled at Bai Yunxuan, "I'll bring the camera with me tomorrow, and I'm going to ask the senior to teach me in advance. I took some clips a few days ago and I'm not ashamed to let him watch it, but I don't think I can hide it. At worst, I will be caught." Let me just say a few words, anyway, I have a thick skin."

"Have you started taking pictures?" Bai Yunxuan suddenly felt that it was a little inappropriate for him to eat noodles leisurely.

"It's boring, just shoot casually." Wen Qin smiled, "Things that can't be sold."

"The noodles are ready!" the boss yelled, and Wen Qin got up and took the noodles and went to other tables.

Bai Yunxuan lowered his head and bit the last bite of tomato, and remained silent.

Yang Wei leaned back with a smile on the other side, "You are a top student."

"I'm the one who's holding back..." Bai Yunxuan hissed, saying that the tomato was a bit sour.

"I'll go to the supermarket to buy some soft drinks and toilet water later. Are there a lot of mosquitoes over there? I heard it's quite out of the way." Yang Wei asked.

Bai Yunxuan said: "Going out is the rice field."

"Really return to nature." Yang Wei clicked his tongue, "Don't dress too clean tomorrow, when the time comes, the barbecue and chopping vegetables will stain the whole body."

Bai Yunxuan nodded in affirmation.

In the evening, the group informed them to gather at the school gate at 06:30 the next day, and Bai Yunxuan stepped on the car at 29:[-].Before getting into the car, his brother stopped him and asked him if he wanted to go to his car.

Bai Yunxuan said no, and went to sleep as soon as he got in the car, no matter where he was.

This is true, just 2 minutes after the car started, Bai Yunxuan met Zhou Gong directly with his face pressed against the glass of the bus.While Yang Wei was still lamenting the desolation of the suburbs, Bai Yunxuan was gnawing his elbow in his dream.

The bus drove for nearly an hour, and finally stopped at the entrance of a resort area where no birds shit. Yang Wei was so excited that he patted Bai Yunxuan on the head, slapping his child awake.

I was still dozing off when I got out of the car with my backpack on my back.

"You can sleep even if the road is turned like that." Yang Wei sighed.

"Everyone go in and put your luggage in the house, let's go shopping first!" The senior in front stood on the rock on the road and shouted.

"Xiaoxuan!" Bai Chensong turned around and shouted.

Seeing the person trotting over, he patted Bai Yunxuan on the shoulder, "You and I go shopping for vegetables." He turned his head and asked the senior from last time, and the two discussed things.Bai Yunxuan stood beside him boredly.

"Give it to me." He was patted on the shoulder again, and Jiang Yike walked without making a sound.

Bai Yunxuan turned back in horror, "Brother Jiang." He smiled and handed over the bag, "Thank you."

Jiang Yike wore a black waistcoat, and he still had a cool look all over his body.

"Shen Song, I'm just going to move the barbecue machine later, and I'll take you to the vegetable market along the way." Jiang Yike held the bag in his hand.

"That's just right." Bai Chensong replied.

Watching people put away the bag, Bai Yunxuan leaned closer to his brother's ear, "Brother Jiang still drove here? Did he drag it here? The driver?"

"No, it's not the car you thought, it's..."

"Let's go." Jiang Yike stood behind him without anyone noticing again.

When Bai Yunxuan turned his head, he stared blankly at the antique van in front of him.He Jiang brother was still driving the big G last time, this time he directly drove the small bread, the key is the broken door...

"Brother, the door is stuck! It can't be opened..." Bai Yunxuan stood there helplessly, to no avail.

In the end, Jiang Yike bent down and got into the back seat, and opened the door from the inside.

"I asked the boss to borrow it. There's no car here, so let's make do with it." Jiang Yike grabbed Bai Yunxuan's wrist and gave it a tug.

This thing is like a tractor, if you take two steps and knock it, Bai Yunxuan feels like throwing up without eating.He stuck his head in the gap between the two driver's seats, trying to divert his attention by saying something.

As a result, he stayed there without saying a word.

Bai Chensong looked at his expression from the side, and pushed his head with a smile, "You wanted to vomit, but you also stretched your head over to vomit on my head."

Bai Yunxuan groaned twice, obediently went back to the back seat and waited.

"Open the windows, we're almost there." Jiang Yike stepped on the accelerator and there was a rumbling sound. He didn't dare to delay, and quickly parked the car at the entrance of the vegetable market.

He smiled suddenly, and looked at Bai Yunxuan from the window, "Do you want to pick it up?"

Bai Yunxuan was so tormented by this broken car, but finally nodded his head, "Yes."

"I'll buy you a piece of candy." Bo Chensong helped his poor brother to go to the cigarette shop at the door to get a piece of chocolate. He probably suffered from motion sickness and got up too early in the morning.

Bai Yunxuan was chewing something, and was stimulated by the smell of spices in the market. The monkey went up the mountain, but he couldn't catch it. He walked briskly towards the fish shop, and it was caught in the glass. Look at bastard.

Bai Chensong wished he could lead him with a rope, and after walking two steps, he turned around and called Xiaoxuan.

That person was either selling fish or buying rabbits. Later, he even went to buy chickens, staring at other chickens.

"It's all right..." Bai Chensong pulled his collar forward, "I should have thrown you to Jiang Yike just now, I think you're quite honest following him."

"Where is it? I'm very honest." Bai Yunxuan's small thoughts in his heart were pierced, and he stuttered when he spoke.

"Just take something and be honest." Bai Chensong smiled and handed over the peppers and onions he bought.

The two of them went around the corners of the vegetable market, carrying big and small bags, and stood at the gate of the market waiting for the bus.

"Brother, what are you doing over there?" Bai Yunxuan looked at the booth five meters away.

"It's for accessories." Bai Chensong glanced at it.

"I'll go and have a look!" Bai Yunxuan ran away, Bai Chensong got used to it, he stopped chasing him, and didn't even bother to watch.

15 minute later.

"Brother! Do you think it's cool?" Bai Yunxuan trotted over with a raised voice, his face full of excitement.

Bai Chensong was squatting on the ground, calling Jiang Yike, wondering how long it would take.

"What... you, you..." Bai Chen jumped up from the spot, pinching Bai Yunxuan's ear, "What are you doing?"

"I just got my ears pierced." Bai Yunxuan was grabbed by his brother, tilting his head and howling, "Brother, let go...."

"You're dishonest, waiting for a car to get your ears pierced? Can you still get married when I go to the bathroom!" Bai Chensong let go of his hands.

"I think Brother Jiang is wearing a cool one, I just want to hit one...don't pinch my neck..."

"Hello..." There was a silent voice from the person on the phone, a little embarrassed.

"Hello." Bai Chensong replied.

Jiang Yike said: "It's a bit of a traffic jam, we'll be there soon."

When the traffic lights were over, the two broken vans at the intersection came beeping, Bai Yunxuan got into the car like a little mouse, shrank behind and dared not speak.

"Let me see." Jiang Yike looked back at him with a smile.

Bai Yunxuan carefully brought his face closer to let him see.

"Very good." Jiang Yike reached out and tapped his ear.

Bai Yunxuan smiled, he was happy, his head turned red, and the base of his ears turned red, "Really?"

Jiang Yike smiled and nodded.

Bo Chensong propped his head up to look at the shop that slaughtered chickens in the vegetable market outside.I don't bother to care about his family's stupidity.

Silly Baitian was happy now, put her head next to Jiang Yike, murmured that she didn't feel any pain, and went in with a swish... until the car drove into the gate.

"Brother, I'll help you chop the vegetables." Bai Yunxuan remembered coaxing his brother now.

Whatever comes out of your mouth, you have to bear the consequences no matter what.As a result of the burden, Bai Yunxuan held the onion in his hand and stood in front of the cutting board outdoors in a daze, weeping.

Jiang Yike installed the barbecue machine on the side, Bai Yunxuan stood beside him chopping onions with snot and tears, his brother and a bunch of people cut the meat together.

I don't know who brought the speakers, but I put one in the courtyard and another in the room. If it wasn't for the sun in broad daylight, Bai Yunxuan would have thought he was in a bar.

Everyone was laughing, but he, the unlucky little guy, was crying.The hot corners of his eyes were red, and he kept sniffing his nose.

Jiang Yike couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and couldn't spare his hands, "Cover it up with a tissue."

Bai Yunxuan looked so funny.

"Okay..." Bai Yunxuan took out a tissue and stuffed one in one nostril.It turned out to be funnier.

Cut nearly half a pot of onions, there are five or six left uncut.

Jiang Yike freed his hand, he stood up and took off his gloves, standing beside him as if coaxing someone, "Look up and let me see."

Bai Yunxuan raised his head to let him see, he looked as if he had just been wronged and cried for half an hour.His eyes and nose were a little red, and there were still tears in his eye sockets, and he couldn't breathe with something stuffed in his nose.

He murmured, "I'm fine."

Jiang Yike wanted to laugh but held back, turned around and took out two tissues.

Lifting his chin, gently wiped away his tears, leaned closer, and murmured, "You are really painful."

Bai Yunxuan almost said cheekily, "Then do you love me?"

I felt that I didn't say anything outright.

But when he opened his mouth, he said, "Brother Jiang will love me from now on."

After finishing speaking, I found that it seemed to be the same as the previous sentence, and I blushed even more because of the trouble, so I could only smile and pretend to be stupid.

Jiang Yike stopped his hands for a moment, bowed his head and lowered his head, and replied calmly, "Okay."