Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

The path winds through the dense forest, and every short distance, there will be a warning sign with the words "Warcraft infested! Danger!".

Leo Li murmured: "It's getting dark! She said she'll be there in two hours? Is she playing tricks on us? It's already been two hours!"

Everyone: "..."

Leorie: "Pay attention to the Warcraft sign again! Can we really make it to the venue? I'm starving to death! I want to get a tuba!"

With a serious face, Xiaojie shouted to the coquettish (?) Leo Li who was behind: "Leo Li! We're going to leave you here!"

"I found it!" Kurapika ended Leori's coquetry (Han) in a timely manner.Everyone looked forward together——Grandma Hippopotamus said—the couple in the cabin under the big cedar tree are the navigators, and if you ask for their appreciation, they will lead you to the cabin of the venue.

Under the cover of night, a small wooden house appeared under the huge cedar tree, but there was no light in the house, and something was wrong.

Kurapika: "It's so quiet here, are there no other candidates besides us?"

Leorie knocked on the door, but no one answered, "Let's come in~~!"

The room was darker than the outside, and a pair of long and narrow eyes with a cold light stood out: "Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Laughing...I don't know how to describe Mr. Fox's laugh...yes, I can tell it's a gentleman.

His eyes gradually adapted to the darkness. Mr. Vicious Fox hijacked his daughter. On the ruins of furniture behind him, Mr. Vicious Fox’s son was hard at work performing the role of Mr. Hao Hao, who was seriously injured and still desperately trying to protect his wife...

Pfft... I can't do it... I really want to laugh... Once I know the truth, it's not good, it's easy to laugh... Hold back!I have to hold back... (^_^) I took a few steps back and blocked the door, wanting to be appreciated by the navigator... How can I just stand there and watch a play?

"Warcraft!" Leori yelled, and Kurapika clenched their weapons accordingly.

I guarded the exit, lowered my center of gravity, and took a defensive posture, ready to let them see the defensive ability of the invincible center of the college-level women's basketball team.

Mr. Fierce Fox is indeed an extremely powerful monster. He sprinted with a person and passed the interception of the golden trio without feinting. The window next to me rushed! !

There was a crackling sound of glass, and Mr. Fox and his daughter escaped by jumping out of the window!

I cursed secretly in my heart! (‵o′) I forgot that the masters are all from the window school!I regretfully turned around and followed.

Xiaojie rushed and shouted: "Hurry up and save people!"

Kurapika could only turn his head and shout, "Leori! I'll leave the wounded to you!"

From a distance, I heard Leorie's loud promise: "Leave it on me!" In the vast and dark forest, I have lost track of the vicious fox father and daughter.

Kurapika's eyes can't see through the dense forest at night: "Hiding in the forest! Which direction should I chase?"

Xiaojie's eyes are better than high-power interstellar telescopes, and he came to the conclusion after just one glance: "Over there!"

I tacitly followed Xiaojie's rhythm and jumped up and down in the dense forest to learn from Tarzan. Kurapika followed me about two trees away.But Kurapika and I are both 1.7 meters tall, and we are far less flexible than Xiaojie in the dense forest, and I also carry a lot of burdens such as iron pans, blankets, underwear, toilet paper and sanitary napkins, etc. Gradually, Kurapika overtook me, and Xiaojie, Kurapika and I separated by about five trees.

"Let go of the woman in your hand!" Xiaojie shouted.

Mr. Vicious Fox seemed to like children very much, and he replied cheerfully: "That depends on whether you have the ability! Hehe!"

Xiaojie was stunned (⊙o⊙), and turned his head to show us happily and excitedly: "Did you hear that? He can speak human language! It's amazing!" (^o^)/

"Beasts that can speak the human language are called monsters!" Kurapika shouted back with a helpless face, and dutifully gave Xiaojie a brief introduction of the fierce fox in the Encyclopedia of Warcraft.

Knowing that the vicious fox can speak human language, Xiaojie used the profound meaning of non-mainstream tactics-cursing: "Hey! You are an idiot and an idiot!"

(-_-#) There are several crossroads on Mr. Fox's forehead, and while it is distracted, Xiaojie's fishing rod attack is close at hand.

"Boom!!" There was a loud noise, as if it was directly hitting a rock!

It must have hurt... I feel bad for Mr. Fox's egg - even though the stick was on his head - and I didn't have any eggs (you don't have to explain that clearly... no one will get it wrong... ).

I saw Mr. Vicious Fox covering his head, unable to utter a sound due to the pain, while Ms. Vicious Fox continued to play the role of the unconscious victim very professionally, falling slowly in the air in slow motion until Kurapika behind He rushed forward and rescued her at the last moment before her head fell to the ground.

"Smelly, brat! Remember it for me!!" Shouting the classic lines of the villain's cannon fodder, Uncle Vicious Fox shifted strategically.

"Don't run!" Xiaojie also matched the lines of the corresponding hero and supporting actor extremely fluently, and rushed out to catch up.

The number one male hero — the handsome, unrestrained and romantic Kurapika boy, gently hugged the injured fox girl: "Are you okay? Is there anything uncomfortable?"

On the pale and delicate flower-like face, the tattoos and blood-stained scars of foreign races are particularly alluring.The soft cherry lips parted slightly, the throat was clear and tender, and the warm notes bloomed like a singing voice: "It doesn't matter...how about my husband?..."

He stared at her deeply, and she stared at him deeply...

Miss Fox anxiously asked the boy: "Where is he now?"

"My companion is taking care of him, you don't have to worry..." The boy's gaze was attracted by the girl's catkins, and the ancient tattoos on his slender hands were as delicate and charming as mandala flowers.

With a delicate voice: "I beg you! Take me to my husband..." The tearful eyes are so pitiful.

The boy Kurapika opened his eyes wide: "You..." You were speechless...

The figures of each other are deeply imprinted in the water-like eyes...

Ahh... between the girl and the boy is the dead husband who exists like a mountain (son of the fox: I'm not dead yet!).A lingering, life-and-death immoral love song with constant cutting and chaos kicked off...

I took out my handkerchief and wiped away the tears from the corners of my eyes... It was so touching...

At this very moment, the third party to disrupt the situation——the male number two appeared!He pretended to be natural and interrupted the stares of the hero and heroine: "Kurapica! Are you okay?" It's the pervert Leorio who eats both men and women! (It's Mr. Fox dressed as Leorio...)

"Yeah! Xiaojie went to chase the monster." The boy Kurapika leaned slightly sideways, pulling away painfully for the sake of the girl's reputation.

"How is that man's injury?" Frowning slightly, Kurapika carefully observed Leori's expression. God knows that when he asked this sentence, he felt bitter and expectant, struggling extremely (God knows he just wanted to observe this. Is Leorio true or false...).

"There should be no need to worry. The injury is not as serious as imagined. He swallowed painkillers and should be asleep now."

"...Is that so?" Hearing the news that the man was unharmed, Kurapika's expression became even more serious... His heart was as chaotic as a storm, and he couldn't breathe for a while with all kinds of emotions. When I get angry, there is only silence...

"Bang!!!"

Uh, silence... The silence was broken by a loud "boom", and at the same time it broke the sweet pink inner theater of my brain.Kurapika slammed "Leori" on the head with a wooden knife, and all the facial features of "Leori" were sunk in!

"...How do you know I'm a counterfeit?" Mr. Fox, who has changed back to his original form, is a drama lover who strives for excellence, and he is eager to know the flaws in his acting skills this time.

"I don't know if you're a fake. It's just that I told Leorio [to take care of the wounded], and Leorio replied [wrap it on him]. I beat him because he left the wounded and came here by himself !that's all!"

Kurapika's cold eyes shot over me, I felt a chill down my spine, and had the illusion that "if it was real, Leori might be beaten even harder".

Knowing the answer to the question, Mr. Vicious Fox left the stage with a satisfied "咻~".

This time I can't be distracted anymore, I followed the figure of Mr. Fox who fled to the depths of the dense forest and chased after him.

However, with a burden on my back, it was really difficult for me to catch up to a monster without a load.After all, speed and explosive power are not my strong points, and soon, I lost the figure of Mr. Fox again.

Stopping on a piece of grass at the edge of the forest, I thought calmly: the son of the vicious fox dragged Leorio, and the daughter was handed over to Kurapika.Mr. Vicious Fox was beaten by Xiaojie and then beaten by Kurapika (very miserable), and then I tracked him here... The one who appeared on Xiaojie's side should be Mrs. Vicious Fox who has been hiding all the time... Then, according to The principle of one person against one, Mr. Vicious Fox must follow me in the dark!

what to do?Do you want to use the circle to find him?

Look around, the quiet night, the fine grass on the vast grassland swaying with the wind... What a joke!Use circles to find someone, do you want me to die from exhaustion! ?I said that fine!Not that "fine"! (No need to explain so clearly...)

Well, I had no choice but to hide... Completely retract the thoughts of the whole body, close your eyes and calm down, and even control your breathing to the lightest...

The sound, breath, and shape of all things gradually took shape in my mind... The sensations of the limbs became extremely sharp, and the skin on the left side felt the tingling pain of staring!

over there! !

Turning around with thoughts, I quickly rushed to the bushes 500 meters away at two o'clock on the left.He picked up the iron pot that was pulled out from the burden behind his back, and hit him hard! !

blocked!

Abandon the deformed iron pot and reverse the center of gravity - the Fulishi brand will die in a catastrophe! !

Be flashed!

Quickly materialize a frying pan and attack melee! !

"Pufffufu...ahhaha...!!" A burst of extremely distorted laughter disrupted the rhythm of my attack, "Hey! Old man! Come here! I found an interesting guy!"

It's Mrs. Fox!

Mr. Vicious Fox and I looked at each other, and we stopped fighting tacitly.I put away the pan, and Mr. Fox picked up the deformed iron pan that fell on the ground.

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm very happy! It's been a long time since I've met someone who can tell us apart." The vicious foxes squatted on the ground and cheerfully re-introduced their identity as the navigators of their family.

The following is the Commendation Ceremony for the Heroes and Models of Seeing Through Tricksters.

Daughter of the fox: "The tattoo on my body is the proof that the women of the ancient demons swear to be the wife of God and never marry. People who are not familiar with ancient history cannot understand it. Mr. Kurapika is not only knowledgeable, but also Observing the details, we can see that the two of us are not husband and wife."

Son of the fox: "Mr. Leorie just failed to recognize me in the end. However, his first aid measures are better than doctors. The most commendable thing is that he keeps repaying me for showing concern for my wife and comforting me." For comfort and encouragement."

Leorie, you are blushing~~~

Mrs. Fox: "This Mr. Xiaojie, who has extraordinary motor nerves and keen observation skills, is also qualified! It is really not easy to distinguish the two of us!"

Xiaojie stuck out his tongue, rubbed his head and said, "Ahaha, I hit too hard."

Mr. Fox: "There is one more, weird lady. Although you are calm, you were the first to see through our layout, right? Hehe, if I didn't really want to take the third blow, I wouldn't fight you with all my strength Ah! Hahaha..."

"Pass! We will lead everyone into the venue!" The vicious fox family raised their bat wings, and the four of us enjoyed a short but wonderful air walk...

Yay!I thought to myself—I don’t know if the loss of the iron pot can be reimbursed...

NC Small Theater:

Broken Moon: Why is your weapon an iron pot?You can't cook!

Xiaoxin: The stuff in my bag is the most convenient. Could it be that you let me fight with sanitary napkins?

Broken Moon: ...

Mr. Vicious Fox: Why is it always me who gets hurt?

Broken Moon: Here, the compensation from the Warcraft disability insurance.

The vicious fox left satisfied.

Xiaoxin: Why can't my iron pot be reimbursed?

Broken Moon: Do you have an invoice?Moreover!People are endangered and rare animals!Hunter World Level [-] Protected Warcraft!

Xiaoxin: These days, people are not as good as beasts...~~~~(>_<)~~~~