Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

In front of the map of Port Dole, the three of us, Xiaojie and I, said hello, and then went to the commercial street for "shopping".

I rushed into a grocery store and held up a board: "Boss, do you have furoshiki? I want this kind of pattern." I showed my beloved little burden, and continued to raise the board: "I want this big one." With both hands, I drew about 5 square meters meter size.

When I rushed out of the shop, I could still hear the boss shaking his head and sighing: "I'm getting old... I can't keep up with the fashion... I'm getting older, and I have encountered many strange things... There is even someone who buys furoshiki for clothes... ..."

I staggered a bit, and I was overwhelmed by the super-powerful comprehension ability of the people of Hunter World (+﹏+)~... I turned around and walked into a secluded alley, calling for a small cart.

Put sanitary napkins, toilet paper, blankets, underwear, panties, shoes, socks, toiletries, snacks, drinks... an iron pot?Yes, put it in... By the way, there are also bowls and chopsticks... Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?Forget it, let's use Menqi's...all the mess is rolled into the bag and fastened around the neck.Very good...↖(^ω^)↗It feels like Kagome traveled to find Inuyasha! O(∩_∩)O~(Where is it! Stupid! Wearing a strange windbreaker, carrying the burden of a thief who seems to have robbed a shopping street, plus a wretched smile... You just stole a girl's underwear, The wretched Grandpa Babaozhai who came home with a lot of rewards...)

When I appeared in front of Xiaojie and Kurapika who came to welcome me with a huge burden on my back, I clearly saw the two of them stiffen quickly... Hehe... It's amazing... O(∩_ ∩)O~ (I won't say anything...)

Smiling and raising the board: "Just the two of you? Where's Leorio?"

Xiaojie: "I and Kurapika will go to the cedar tree as the captain said, but Leorio wants to take the bus to Saba City."

Kurapika: "So we separated, temporarily."

Smiling and holding up the board: "It's indeed temporary...he's here."

"Hey~~~!! Xiaojie!! Kurapika!! Miss Weird!! Wait for me~~~~!" Leorio's loud voice came from afar, "It's always a bit lonely when three people go on the road !No way! I'd better go with you guys!! Hahaha...I'm really kind!"

Head full of black lines-_-|||... Turn around and look at those two people, wrong... It's black lines X3...

The brief threesome resumed the foursome, and hurried on the road silently all the way.Ahh... Foursome... According to Japanese mythology, it's Momotaro... Gon must be Momotaro... Leorio is a satyr... Kurapika... Pheasant?I... who said I was a monkey? !You are the monkey! !You are all monkeys! !

Huh... Calm... Steady... Calm... I patted my chest and took a deep breath, completely unaware of the two people around me who were frightened by my ferocious face.He waved his hand, as if he wanted to erase the hallucination just like a writing board.Let’s start again... Well, Little Japan is really not a good person, even bullying me in fairy tales... Forget about the most famous foursome in Chinese mythology... Ahh... Journey to the West... Hehe, that Xiaojie is Wukong ... Kurapika is Tang Seng... Leorio is Bajie... I am Drifting... Drifting... It is acceptable... Better than Zhu Bajie... Do you want to get a set of Drifting clothes to wear? wear?I don't want it anymore... Topless... It's too indecent... Yes, it's indecent...

"Sister Xiaoxin!" Xiaojie woke me up in time, "Don't be distracted, this place is very strange."

"Can she always fall asleep standing like this?" Leo Li asked Xiaojie shamelessly.

Xiaojie replied with a pure smile: "It's not sleeping, it's mind-wandering! Miss Xin's mind-wandering function is very powerful!" After speaking, he tiptoed and patted my shoulder like "I'm very proud".

囧...the other two can't speak the language either—囧 fell down...囧 rz

In order to break the atmosphere of embarrassment, I bravely stood up and raised my board: "Why do people here hide?"

Xiaojie: "Yeah, there are a lot of people here..." He turned around and tried to sniff the air, like a cute puppy...(*^__^*)

Leorio (O_O)? : "What are you talking about?! Where is someone?" o_O???

Kurapika: "Didn't you hear the sound of people breathing around?"

Xiaojie sniffed and sniffed, pointing in one direction: "Yeah. And the rustling of clothes...do they think they're hiding?"

Calmly raising the board: "Shhh...it's getting closer..."

Leorie (⊙_⊙)? (⊙_⊙)? (⊙_⊙)? -_-#: "Is it wrong to be an ordinary human?!"

As soon as the words fell, the little old woman with hippopotamus teeth appeared wearing a gas mask army.

"Flame Challenger...Quick question, quick answer, choose one of the two, let's start!!!" The old woman roared angrily with saliva flying all over the place.The Legion of Gas Masks behind them began to applaud collectively.

It seemed that the applause comforted the fragile heart of the old woman who could not get the attention of the four candidates in front of her. Granny Hippo soon calmed down and said something like "I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to live from now on, you must first pass the test." Questions" answer rules.

"Hey! Wait a minute! You mean the four of us answer one question?" Leorio objected, fearing that Kurapika would drag him down.But was sarcastically returned by Kurapika.Xiaojie thinks differently, thinking that as long as one person answers correctly, then everyone can pass the level.

In the chaotic situation, Cannon Fodder Candidate C appeared (Broken Moon: C? What about A and B? Xiaoxin: I only called him that because his face looked like the word "C". Broken Moon: ...his face does look alike...).

"Hey, hurry up, please? Why don't you let me answer the questions first!" Cannon fodder C quickly finished answering the questions, and embarked on the final journey of cannon fodder.

But Leorio was already irritated by this stupid question and even more stupid answer: "Do you think I'm an idiot?! How can there be such an idiot question in the world! Bastard!"

Leorio, who was on the run, ignored the light that flashed through the tiny eyes of Granny Hippopotamus: "This kind of answer varies from person to person! There is no right answer! All the referees here are shit! None of them are decent. Guy! I'm quitting! I'm going another way!"

Shit... Leorio... just get angry... Is it necessary to offend so many judges?Alas... But "the other way"... Should I say your intuition or luck?

"It's too late! If you give up answering the questions, you will lose your qualification for the exam!" Granny Hippopotamus, I know you like a straight person like Leorio, but Kurapika is not so easy to fool...

Sure enough, Kurapika's expression immediately appeared on Kurapika's face: he was overwhelmed, enlightened, suddenly realized, I understand... black lines... this is also a happy face...

Sure enough, just as Kurapika wanted to remind Leorio, Granny Hippo stopped him: "Don't talk to each other anymore!"

Kurapika chose to continue answering the questions, and Granny Hippo had a dilemma of whether to save her son or save her daughter.

The 5-second countdown began, and Leori raised his stick violently. Xiaojie was puzzled with a serious face, but Kurapika had already seen through the trap and waited calmly.I?I already knew the ending, so I naturally watched the show quietly and made a fortune in silence...

"Dang...it's time!" Grandma...you don't have a bell, and you don't need a real person to imitate the bell...

It was too late and then too soon, Leorio's stick struck at the old woman in an instant... Thanks to Kurapika's quick reaction to block it...Uncle Leorio...Knows that you are an adolescent maniac...But such an old man Old woman, you can really hit your hand... But Kurapika is actually not a problem, she has a strong body... She has nothing to fear...

After Kurapika's explanation, Leorio understood it belatedly: "Grandma, I'm sorry. I was rude to you just now."

Leorio is still a good young man with good manners... except when he goes berserk...

"No need to apologize. I came to be a judge just because I wanted to meet someone like you. Work hard and be a good hunter!" Granny Hippo Ya finally showed a kind smile.

Of course I am happy, meeting someone like Leorio means that there is a good show to watch.What a wicked hunter jury...

"Huh... still can't figure it out! I can't answer you!!" Xiaojie...didn't expect the answer to be so confident... Really... ah...

Everyone laughed involuntarily, and the tense atmosphere was swept away.Xiaojie is indeed a child like the sun.

"However, what should I do if one day I can only save one of my two relatives?"

The laughter cuts off abruptly, and Jay gets to the heart of the matter.Leorio and Kurapika also started to re-examine this issue.

"It doesn't matter which one you choose is not the correct answer, but there may be a day... I have to make a choice." Xiaojie's expression seemed to have suddenly become a little more mature, and a sense of pride and sadness arose in my heart. The complex taste of...

Patted Xiaojie's head, rubbed the stubborn hedgehog head, and raised the board: "Don't worry, Xiaojie. I won't let that day appear. We must work hard to become stronger and protect the loved ones around us, and our loved ones Will protect us too."

"Sister Xiaoxin..."

Smiling and holding up the board: "Even if we are not strong enough, but Xiaojie's father is very strong! I believe Xiaojie will find his father, and then tie him back to Whale Island to protect his family! And the man in the Fulishi family has always been strong. It's scary, Xiaojie, you will grow up one day and become stronger than your father! I have always believed in this!" And this is also the fateful setting of the god Fujian Yibo...

Stretch out your little finger and raise the board again: "Hey~~ let's pull the hook and become stronger together!"

"Yeah!" Xiaojie nodded vigorously, stretched out his little hand and solemnly made an eternal oath with me: "If you hang yourself on the hook, you must not change it for 100 years. You are a puppy!"

That's it, become stronger, and protect your family!Sons and daughters of the Fulis family!Who said that the men of the Fulishi family have no sense of responsibility?Our Xiaojie is the number one good man in the Gu family!

Facing the open passage, we drifted away.

"By the way, Miss Wei was thinking like Xiaojie when she answered the question just now?"

Depressedly raised the board: "I'm not called Miss Weird... just call me Xiaoxin."

Embarrassed, he rubbed the back of his head and continued to raise the board: "When I was answering the question just now? Sorry, I accidentally lost my mind at that time...so I stayed for a while..."

"That's why I said it! Sister Xiaoxin's mind-wandering function is super powerful!" Xiaojie, this is not a compliment, okay?

Noisy, I forgot to ask that mother-in-law, if she is Granny Feng's friend, do you know the Jade of the Four Souls... By the way, the necklace she wears is like the one Granny Feng wears for Inuyasha... I want it explain……

NC Small Theater:

Cannon fodder C: Why do I have so little playing time?

Broken Moon: Ahhh... Don't you know that the cannon fodder in the works of Master Tomihiro Yoshihiro is essentially a consumable?

Cannon Fodder C: But in the original work, my lines are not too few, at least there are several close-ups of the face and the whole body.What's more, there are a lot of psychological descriptions.Why is there only one sentence left here?

Broken Moon: Idiot!Togashi Yoshihiro's comics are aimed at ignorant teenagers and children over the age of 10!Need your long-winded explanation.And I also gave a close-up of the face...

Cannon fodder C: Where?

Broken Moon: Please see the content in brackets—( Broken Moon: C? What about A and B? Xiaoxin: I just called him that because his face looks like the word "C". Broken Moon: ...he His face does look alike...).

Cannon Fodder C burst into tears: Is this called a close-up of the face! ?It's still in brackets! !Cannon fodder is also human!

Broken Moon, Nostril Picking: Admit it!Cannon fodder has no human rights, this is a hunter!hunter!

Cannon fodder C burst into tears: a weak country has no diplomacy...