Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Crete sat on the back of the "little guy" and walked through the jungle in Sasha Yilan: "Jin---!! You bastard!! Come out!!"

Every kilometer, he would yell like this.

"Oh! I'm so exhausted! This guy, Jin! Can't you draw the map in more detail!!" Crete looked at the "Golden Forex Estimated Whereabouts Map in the Next Month" in his hand, which was worse than the draft of Yoshihiro Togashi. ", I couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

The camera advances, and a close-up of a map—an irregular ellipse, with the six characters "Hunter World Map" marked on it.The camera continued to move forward—there were several crooked figures on the ellipse, which were estimated to be various continents. ——In the middle of one of the continents, there is a big red dot, and the legend next to it indicates: Sasha Yilan Great Jungle, brackets, danger, brackets are dead.In the lower right corner of the paper, there is a line of small words: "It is expected that I will wander around here in the next month. O(∩_∩)O"

"Damn it!!" Kritt crumpled the paper fiercely, shook his arms several times, and was about to throw it as far as he thought, when a bird suddenly appeared in the unnamed swamp 200 meters ahead. Huge Mocodora Killer Turtle.

On the turtle's back that bulges like a hill, an uncle like a savage is greeting him with bright eyes: "Hey! Crete! You're here!?"

"Yes~ah~!! I, come, look for, you!!" Kriter paused every single word, gnashing his teeth and getting off the little guy, and the little guy rushed to Jin's side in a blink of an eye, rubbing his head affectionately Holding Jin's belly, completely ignoring the real master standing behind who was blushing angrily.

"Ah ha ha... okay, okay... oh! Crete! What's the new news?" Jin turned his head and asked with a bold smile.

Seeing Jin's smiling face, Crete suddenly lost all anger, and instead felt a deep sense of powerlessness: "Yeah... I came because the Hunter Association received news about your son."

Jin's face became serious: "Xiaojie?" The little guy also stopped playing.

Crete: "Yes. The news from the Hunter's Association last weekend indicated that Jeffrey's registration form has passed the review. He has come to take the exam."

Jin showed a flashing smile: "Ahh...my son!"

Crete scratched his hair: "Yeah...and your daughter."

"Huh?" o_O???

Crete took out a form with the Hunter Association logo and handed it to Jin.

The camera moved forward, and there was a line of big characters: "Basic Information Form for Hunter Exam Candidates - New Fulis", and someone's stupid face was printed in the small box next to the photo.The camera continues to advance—name: New Fulishi; gender: female; age: 26 years old.

"What?! She's 26 years old?!" Jin yelled in surprise.

"Ah... yes, yes... your daughter is 26 years old." Crete indifferently scratched his itchy ear.

"But this face looks only 16 years old at most!" Jin handed the form to the little guy with a serious face, "Is it? Little guy?"

"Ho Ho! Mi~!" The little guy shook his head (Simultaneous translation: I can't read! Vicious!).

"What's the matter? Aren't you also a baby face? You shaved your hair, shaved your beard, and put on a school uniform. People would believe you at the age of 6..." Crete began to catch blood-sucking worms in the gaps in the clothes.

Continue to look at the table - height: 172CM; weight: varies with the amount of food, generally around 57KG; blood type: O type.It's fine and normal.

However, the content of the next column made Jin dumbfounded!

relatives:

Mitt Fulishi, adoptive mother, young and beautiful inn proprietress (single to marry, please call 5566778 if interested, contact person: Miss Xin).

Jin Fulishi, adoptive father (to be determined), jobless (missing persons, those who know, please contact 5566778, contact person: Miss Xin. If the situation is true, there must be a big thank you! Saving a broken family is just a moment of yours).

Mother-in-law Fulishi, grandmother, gentle and kind retired veteran cadre (currently single, please call 5566778 if you are interested, contact person: Miss Xin).

"...Crit...you just watched her hand over this information to the Hunter Association?"

"Ah...according to the rules, I can't interfere with the normal procedures of the hunter exam." Crete was secretly pleased.

"...(=_=) I see." Very good, everyone in the Hunter Association must have read this list...

"By the way, the captain of the Poseidon asked me to say hello to you the day before yesterday—you have a pair of good sons and daughters—he asked me to send you a message—don't worry, Jin!" Crete held back a smile, pretending to convey the old Captain's words.

"...I, I, I will never go back for the rest of my life—!! Damn——!" Jin's deafening lion's roar echoed in the jungle of Sasha Yilan... The echo lingered for three days and lingered for a long time ...

At this moment, I am holding up a board in a grocery store on Port Dole Commercial Street: "Boss, do you have furoshiki? I want this pattern."

Life... how loving you are... I never imagined that because of my prank filling in the form, the difficulty factor of the game task "Xiaojie Finds Dad" instantly increased by 500%...

It's really gratifying to congratulate... gratifying to congratulate...Looking at the sky...