Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

While sitting in the descending elevator and eating the steak set meal, Xiaojie and the others still haven't recovered from the blow that "the small restaurant in Saba City is the real hunter test venue".

He patted Xiaojie on the shoulder, and raised his plate with a smile: "Come and try it, the steak set meal here is really delicious. I suspect that this is what the restaurants under the Hunter do to increase the popularity of their signature dishes." ( Honey, you guessed it...)

"Yeah, the first meal before the hunter exam started, it was very meaningful." Kurapika responded first, picked up the cutlery and started cutting the steak.

For a while, there was only the sound of chewing and the sound of cutting knives in the elevator.

"That guy, that's disgusting enough! You're talking like we're definitely going to fail this year!" I really admire that Leo Li can still find room to speak when his mouth is full of barbecue meat—the point is, it can almost be called The above is articulate.

"Only one out of three years," Kurapika said while demonstrating elegant table manners.

"Huh?" Leorio finally even had the gaps in his speech filled with roasted meat, and he could only speak through his nasal cavity.

"This is the only way a novice can pass." Kurapika is indeed a living dictionary.

"It's so strange!" Xiaojie was finally willing to lift his head from the delicious food, "...why do you want to become a hunter at the same time?"

Leorie and the two were stunned: "You don't know anything, so you came to take the selection test!!?"

-_-|||Leori... You spewed out all the food... It's so dirty... Quietly move the biggest piece of barbecue on the countertop... Hmm... Can't be polluted by Leorio's saliva... ...continue to eat silently...

"Hunter is the most profitable (noble) profession in this world! Don't you know (can't you figure it out)?!" Slightly uneven harmony...

Kurapika, Leorio, you two have a good understanding... Uh, I mean in some ways... the sky.

Then there was Leorio & Kurapika's small lecture on "What kind of job is a hunter".While listening to their introduction, I ate my head and tried my best. Aunt Mitt taught us that it is shameful to waste food, um. (-_-)

There is really a tacit understanding...Leo Li introduced the hunter's rights and benefits, and Xiaoku introduced the hunter's obligations and responsibilities.Well, it's comprehensive, so I don't need to summarize it.Continue to bury his head in eating obediently, and at the same time use his eyes to signal Xiaojie to hurry up and eat more.

Leorio: "*&*%￥@@#...How is it!!? Xiaojie!"

Kurapika: "What kind of hunter are you going to be!!?"

Really, can't Xiaojie eat with peace of mind?He didn't eat much... (He put the last piece of meat on the plate in his mouth... Besides, who can eat you...)

"I don't know how to answer..." Xiaojie said vaguely with a piece of meat in his mouth.

"Miss Weird! What about you?" Leo Li turned his fire and began to torment my nerves with a loud voice.

With a sound of "Ding--!", the elevator reached the bottom, and secretly said "Infinite Heavenly Venerable", I was very lucky to escape the catastrophe.

The moment the elevator door opened, heat waves and loud voices rushed towards us, and at a glance, there were all kinds of ferocious examinees——God! ! ! !I quickly lowered my head, the first eliminated in the marathon - behind the little fat man on the 187th! ! ! ! ! ! ——— Hisoso Soso Soso Soso! ! ! ! ! !

Quickly shadowed behind Xiaojie (you are so big, and you are carrying such a big burden... Xiaojie is so small... can you hide?), no no no NONONO! ! !Xiaojie is too dangerous!The sunny, healthy and stern temperament is too eye-catching, especially for the perverted pedophile apple-controlling combat department self-abuse fruit farmer uncle! ! !

Moved to the back of Leorio again... NONONO no no no no!Too dangerous! ! !Perverted, pedophile, Apple addict, combat-type self-abuse fruit farmer who used to be very ambiguous and incomparably training-type raised Leorie's chin: "The eyes are very good..." It's all pink! ! ! (Big mistake! Please forgive her excitement & incoherent speech & speech impediment & nerve short circuit when she saw the legendary character at this moment...)

I came to my senses, and quickly pulled out the twisted brand iron pot that was deformed by Mr. Fierce Fox from the bag, and put it neatly on my head.Hmm, I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe... Repeat ten thousand times... Self-hypnosis is over! (I'm speechless... Don't you think this weird behavior is more noticeable?) Huh?When did the Dou Mian people come?

Dou Mian Man: "Miss, this is your number, please keep it."

I silently took the 406 number plate, put it on my ear, and carefully poked my head out again... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! !It's Yiermi, Yiermi, Mimimimimimimimimimimi...! ! ! ! (OoO) I shouted silently in my heart, and the huge inner echoes echoed and echoed in my instantly emptied cranial cavity... (Sorry, this person can no longer speak...)

It's scary, scary, scary...it's over...

"Sister Xiaoxin? What's the matter with you?" Xiaojie took Dongba's canned juice and handed it to me very sunnyly, "Mr. Dongba's juice!"

I recovered from my petrified embarrassment, and opened the can in a daze. (In this way, in the state of petrification, you gorgeously ignored Hisoka-sama's first gorgeous appearance with lines when he chopped off the cannon fodder's arm... Should you say you are lucky?)

Xiaojie had already taken a big sip quickly, and then spat it out with a pea-eyed expression: "Mr. Dongba, your juice has expired! The taste is so strange!"

Dongba sweated wildly: "Ah? Huh? No way?"

At this time, Leorio and Kurapika had already poured out the juice one after another.

I raised the board silently: "Mr. Dongba, I'm sorry, I have already opened the can. Aunt Mitt once taught us that wasting food will be condemned by God! And you have already taken a sip of the juice and there is no adverse reaction—— So, you should drink it for me."

Smiling, I stuffed the juice back into Dongba's stiff hand, and I continued to raise the board with a smile: "Mr. Dongba has rich experience and is our senior. He is a good example. He will definitely not waste food, right? Hey?" At the same time Put on a signature smiling face of "You must give us juniors a good start~".

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...!!!!" The ringing of the human-faced alarm clock was extremely ear-piercing.

Mr. Dongba took advantage of my stunned moment, and quickly dropped the juice to the ground because he was frightened.

However, I didn't have the heart to continue to argue with Dongba. From the moment that person appeared on the stage, my eyes followed his figure closely, and I couldn't move away—that slender figure covered by a black suit. The gentleman's mustache, the elegant middle-parted blond hair, the saluting posture of a top butler in a royal manor...the slender and well-shaped legs...the unhurried attitude...the magnetism The voice... ah!He opened his eyes!Those cold eyes ruthlessly pierced the heart of my ten thousand year old girl! !Mr. Sats—! ! !You are so cute~~~~! ! O(≧▽≦)O

"Reporting time, this is the end." Sa Ci paused slightly, "The hunter test has officially begun."

It's not such an impassioned and solemn voice, but every word is very important in the hearts of every candidate!Especially the weak pink heart that I just got cute~~~ XD He spoke!Speak!The legendary mouthless man! !He actually has a mouth! ! !Those delicate and delicate lips, which couldn't be thinner and pale pink, could hardly see the rhythm of opening and closing! !He can talk! !Amazing! ! (Don't you think you and Xiaojie react very similarly when the vicious fox opens his mouth?)

"... Those who want to retreat, please come back, and others who are not afraid of death, come with me."

I am not afraid of death!Mr. Sats!I will follow you forever! ! ! (I don’t know who was scared by Hisoka and Ilmi just now and his brain failed?) I was like the best samurai, dressed in formal clothes, and piously swore allegiance to my master at the moment when the cherry blossoms fell, just to follow behind him Mr. Butler standing silently (this is the product of Xiaoxin’s small theater in his head, please ignore the desolate Noh dubbing of the background music...Look at the sky...)!

With brisk steps, I completely ignored the people around me, and with a dreamy expression on my face, I followed Mr. Saci's footsteps and ran erratically...

Leorie: "Xiaojie, is your sister distracted again?"

Xiaojie: "No, my sister seems to adore Mr. Examiner? I don't know anymore!"

worship?Leorio and Kurapika glanced at each other, then at Mr. Satsuki who was running in the front, and countless black lines emerged in their hearts at the same time—I can't understand!

"I'm sorry, I didn't tell you until now. I am Saci, the examiner in charge of the first test. Now I will lead you to the venue of the second test." Against a pink background (?), Saci The husband started talking cutely and cutely... (She hasn't recovered from the cute state yet.)

"The second time? What about the first time?" The bald Hanzo looked suspiciously at the back of Saci who was leading the way (Suiyue silently raised the board: Hey! Hanzo, one of the candidate male trotters, made his debut for the first time! Sprinkle flowers~!) .

I glared fiercely at the bald head, damn it!How dare you question the words of my housekeeper (?) Saci! (She didn't realize at all that this bald head was the target of her exam...It's so sad...a three-second silence for Contestant Hanzo...)

"It has already begun." Mr. Satsuki's answer interrupted my hostility towards Hanzo, "Follow me to the venue of the second exam, which is the first trial."

Ahhhhhhh~~~~! ! !He turned around!He turned around!He turned around and talked~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la! !So cute! O(∩_∩)O~

"I can't tell you the location and arrival time, I can only ask candidates to follow me."

I will follow you closely~~~~ Master Butler! ! ! ! !

(Because of the negligence of our special correspondent Xin Fulishi, the following will be continued by Bishui Suiyue for your explanation:

The first quiz of the exciting hunter exam has begun.The examiner, Mr. Sa Ci, took the lead and rushed to the forefront of the team. The marriage and age columns in Mr. Sa Ci’s personal information are top secret (the 400-word textual research on Mr. Sa Ci’s marriage and love history is omitted here)... Okay, Let's get down to business, the focus of this exam is to test the candidates' endurance and willpower!A long marathon without knowing the time and the end point will cause heavy pressure like hell on the body and mind of the candidates!In the first exam every year, a large number of candidates will be rejected. However, this year's candidates are obviously of good quality, and no one has been left behind so far!

Let me introduce the details of the seed players below:

When traveling one kilometer, No. 403 player Leo Li raised objections to No. 99 Qi Ya's use of the skateboard.Afterwards, contestant No. 405 Xiaojie persuaded him that he did not violate the rules.From this, Contestant Qiya developed a good impression of Contestant Xiaojie, and a great flower of friendship bloomed among the candidates who did not know each other!This is the friendship on the field, and this is the concrete embodiment of the scientific outlook on development in a harmonious society!What a touching scene!Chairman Mao once taught us... A thousand words are omitted here...

Alright, let's go back to the field: Leorie's physical strength is exhausted, he is behind!no no!He shouted again: "I just don't believe in evil!! I'm in love with you~~~!!!" The resounding slogan followed!What kind of spirit is this?This is the spirit of Liangshan heroes!This is the spirit of the XX party members who are not afraid of hardship and tiredness!This is the spirit of the XX army that sheds blood, sweats and does not shed tears, loses skin and flesh and does not fall behind!This is the spirit of fighting bravely and not being afraid of hardships and dangers for the four modernizations... 500 words are omitted here...!

After passing 60KM, there is no single person left!

Candidate No. 187 fell... In order to realize the ideal of XXism, he sacrificed his young life (Candidate No. 187: I'm not dead yet!!)... But one 187 fell, and tens of thousands of 187 stood up!Let us wipe away our tears and observe a moment of silence for this unknown pioneer!The game continues: the first hunter test, pass the 1KM, one person who left the team!

Come on, candidates!Keep running towards the finish line, towards the sunset, and towards the charming back of Mr. Saci!Let's go!A Marathon of Hurricane Love——! ! XD)

NC Small Theater:

Hanzo: Am I really a candidate for the hero of this book?Why do I have so few lines?

Broken Moon: Don't worry!Didn't you see the female pig's feet winking at you affectionately as soon as she saw you talking?This is called silence is better than sound!The body has no colorful phoenix and two flying wings, but the heart has a tacit understanding!I am very optimistic about you!

Hanzo continued his love marathon with a flushed face.

Broken Moon: Humph!The 18-year-old brat also wants to chase our daughter?Young people...you still need to exercise...well...Mr. Saci is still more charming...do you want to change the male lead?

Xiaoxin: Why do I have no say in this love chase?

Broken Moon: Humph!Did you not see the title of the article? "Pretend to be deaf and dumb in the hunter world"!You are dumb!What right to speak?

Xiaoxin: You discriminate against the disabled!I want to sue you!

Broken Moon: Alright, I will write whoever you like! ...Really want to change Sa times?

Xiaoxin blushes: No, no, no... I just want him to be my housekeeper, he will always be the perfect housekeeper in my heart...

Broken Moon: Mr. Sa Ci...I'm sorry...you will also be killed..._