Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

Why do people live?

This question is too deep.

Some people don't think about it all their lives, while others think about it all their lives.

However, if I were to answer, then there is only one answer - because I don't want to die.

That's it.

Many people think that I am not suitable for being deep, so I often live in convulsions.

But today, I really didn't mean to be so philosophical...

When you want to achieve the goal of not entering the tiger's lair, you know that there may be a catastrophe ahead, but you have no choice but to continue with the spirit of Dong Cunrui blowing up the bunker, Huang Jiguang, blocking the eye-catching Qiu Shaoyun and burning himself with flames. When the tiger goes to the Tiger Mountain...you will definitely have a deeper, more philosophical and artistic life than me...

Anger makes poets, sorrow makes philosophers... I don't think there is anything more right...

In the past, I thought that people like me who ran into one of the three beauties on the street had the highest individual survival rate when encountering Il fans.The quality of the century-old killer family makes the enemy beaters rarely take the initiative to attack people other than the character's target—unless you threaten or hinder them.

But—this [but] is extremely important—this kind of relative safety by no means means that you can get away unscathed when you intend to break into the territory of the Beaten Ke family to snatch their underage heirs! ! !

I used to think that for a person like me who pursues a life of comfort and happiness until old age, maybe taking the hunter exam is the most dangerous, brilliant and challenging thing in my life...

However—this [however] is super important—this so-called most dangerous, brilliant, and challenging hunter exam is definitely not as good as a crappy mental ability user with basically zero attack ability and three people with an average age of no more than 16 years old. The super rookie who broke through the gate of hell! ! !

To sum up...how superficial and naive I was...

No, no, why would I follow these three idiots to find death...

Take out the mirror and look at it, how do I look like a creature like the Virgin?Ask yourself, have you not been infected with a virus like "Saving the purity of the dark youth out of the will to save the people, maintaining the peace of the world, insisting on love and true justice for the moon"?I pinched my thigh hard, it hurts to death (>_<)...... Is it not a nightmare?

(Leo Li: Miss Wei, what happened to her? Xiaojie: It’s okay, sister Xiaoxin is usually like this.)

Stuck along the way, we disembarked from the spaceship bound for the Republic of Batocia and boarded the train to the Dentola region.

No matter what kind of philosopher I am in my heart, the philosopher is approaching Socrates, as deep as the Mariana Trench. When I was rolling and maddening in my heart, moaning and depressed, I could vaguely see the bird on the dry mountain...

"I saw that mountain." Leori looked at the towering Kukulu mountain road outside the train window, "The headquarters of the assassination family... Seeing it with my own eyes now is a bit disgusting."

Kurapika: "Would you like to ask around now?"

Leorio: "Well, let's find a place to live first, and then make a good plan."

Xiaojie: "Ah~~! Take it easy! We're just looking for friends! Ah! Look! It's a flock of sheep! It's the first time I've seen so many sheep! They're still grazing! Hahaha ..."

Seeing Xiaojie pointing at the scenery outside the car window as if he was visiting relatives and friends for an outing, I couldn't help but feel black lines all over my head... really... no sense of crisis at all...

I exchanged a helpless look with Kurapika and Leorio, and I held up the board with a wry smile: "If you are serious with Xiaojie, you will lose."

Kurapika gave a knowing smile, and Leorio also shrugged and made a defeated gesture.Looking at each other and smiling, we relaxed and turned our heads to enjoy the scenery outside the window with Xiaojie.In other words, the ecological protection work of Hunter World is still doing well. Large areas of green land and dense forests stretch for thousands of miles along the railway line and there is no end in sight.If it weren't for Kukulu Mountain, which is always eye-catching and in the center of sight, it would be a good trip to enjoy the scenery along the way.

Well... a good... death trip... -_-|||

"Hello passengers, thank you very much for taking the Howling Sightseeing Bus. Now I will introduce you to the famous killer family in the Dentora area." Look aside. That’s the Kukulu Mountain where the notorious Dadike family lived. It is said that their house is somewhere in this extinct volcano surrounded by a sea of ​​trees at an altitude of 3722 meters, but no one really looked at it. Pass."

Following the introduction of the tour guide, Xiaojie let out a wow-wah sound of excitement: "It's amazing! Sister Xiaoxin, look there!"

I was swayed left and right by Xiaojie, and I kept raising my board to perfunctory: "Ah, I saw it. Xiaojie, don't stick your head out of the window, remember what Mitt said to you!"

I heard Leori whispering to Kurapika from the side: "Look! Among the ordinary tourists, there are a few undecent guys mixed in." I also glanced over, and it was a duo of plump cannon fodder and slender cannon fodder Ah... Sanmao's first extra meal today.

"There are 10 people in the Dadike family. From great-grandfather, grandparents, and parents, there are five brothers, all of whom are killers. Next, we will take a closer look."

The sightseeing car stopped outside the gate of the underworld.

Hey play~~~~!Dangerous~~~High~~~~Zai!

Inexplicably, a classic sentence in the history of ancient Chinese literature automatically appeared in my mind.

It's really - so high! Ah!Compared with the city wall, Uncle's duty room is as small as an ant.

It's so spectacular...

Listening to the amazed and admiring voices of ordinary tourists, it was the first time I experienced so intuitively—in such a city wall, there lived a group of dark creatures that were completely different from ordinary people.Just looking at the gate of the underworld full of chilling meaning, one can't help but think of countless dark bloodthirsty horror legends... A huge wall clearly separates the two worlds, and Qiya, Yiermi They live in it.

I, who is so small, actually want to break through the gate of the underworld and enter such a legendary world...

My hands couldn't help trembling slightly. It was a strange feeling... Extremely frightened but extremely sober, yet the thoughts of retreating and surviving that I had thought about countless times in my mind didn't appear at all?

Is it because you know that the following things are not actually in real danger, so you relax?

"What a magnificent city wall..." Leorio walked to me and sighed.

Ms. Tour Guide: "Yes, this is the main entrance, also known as the Gate of the Underworld. After entering, you cannot come out alive. To enter, you have to go through the small gate next to the guard room. Because the inside is the private land of the Dadike family , so it is not possible to enter and visit.”

"What——!?" Leorio yelled, "Kurululu Mountain is still far away! Why did it stop here!?"

"Yes, the sea of ​​trees and Kukulu Mountain in front of us are the land of the Dadike family."

I estimated the approximate area in my mind... I can't figure it out... It's amazing... (Your arithmetic ability is too bad...)

"It's just like their yard." Leo Li muttered angrily.

That's right, it's too extravagant!There are only so few people in total, and it still occupies such a large area. You don't know how precious the land resources are now!House prices keep rising, and ordinary people can't afford houses anymore! (The petty citizen's hatred of the rich...)

"Miss Tour Guide." Student Xiaojie obediently raised his hand to ask.

"Yes." The tour guide bent down cordially with a professional smile.

"How can I get in?" Student Xiaojie pointedly asked the question.

"Hmm~~~Little brother, didn't you listen to me just now?" The tour guide approached Xiaojie kindly with a professional smile on her face.

"Yes, but..." Xiaojie stepped back timidly because he didn't understand.

"If you go in, you can't come out alive. This is the secret residence of the killer family!" The tour guide introduced Xiaojie kindly with a professional smile.It's really kind, if you ignore the twitching veins on her face...

"I think it's a mystery?" Plump cannon fodder complained in a rough voice, "Phantom-like assassination families, no one has ever seen them." Of course, most of the people who saw them died.

"Even their photos cost nearly 1 million yuan..." Slender Cannon Fodder added with a smirk.

"No way? Damn it! If I knew it, I would have photographed it!" Leorio muttered angrily.

Leorie... Believe me, you won't be able to sell it if you take it... Just because of the abnormality of that younger brother of Yi Ermi...

"However, those are just rumors." The plump cannon fodder walked towards the guard room.

"I think it's actually a lie at all." The slender cannon fodder husband and wife sang along, with an incomparable tacit understanding.

In the guard room, the uncle is not allowed to pretend to be asleep.

The two cannon fodders tore down the door of the guard room, and began to threaten in a very old fashioned way: "Open the door!"

It is not allowed for the uncle to 'panic' and shout: "Wow! No, no, I will be scolded by the master." Yes, I will be scolded for "feeding Sanmao strange things again" or something... …

"Don't worry, we will take care of him anyway." Well, don't worry, Sanmao will take care of you when the time comes anyway.

The cannon fodder duo got the key to the "Sanmao Special Feeding Port" after a few symbolic struggles from the uncle, and walked in brazenly.

Ji Rong rubbed his waist: "Tsk...it hurts!"

Xiaojie: "Are you okay?"

None: "I'm fine, alas, Sanmao can eat meat other than feed again."

Xiaojie: "Huh?"

I closed my eyes silently: the screams and the sound of gnawing... the sound of opening the door, and the sound of belching... "Wooah!" The tourists screamed in horror, and the sound of chaotic running...

"Really, the master has always forbidden it to eat outside the three meals." Uncle Jun Rong complained twice, "Sanmao! I don't care about you if you get fat!"

Yes, after all, he is from a family of killers, how could he be as gentle as he looks?Uncle Ji Rong perfectly demonstrates the role of an old, weak and incompetent gatekeeper - instead of provoking powerful enemies, he lures them into a special death trap.It really saves time and effort and saves pet rations... This is beating the enemy, just an uncle in the guard room, so you should not be underestimated.

The bones of the cannon fodder duo lay quietly on the ground, and the two huge puncture wounds on the skull made people shudder.

"What was that just now?" Kurapika stared at the closed door tightly.

Leorio was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

"Have you all seen it? As long as you take a step without authorization, it will turn into that miserable state..." The tour guide was still explaining conscientiously.

"Enough! No need to explain anymore!!" "Hurry up and get us out of here!"

"What are you doing!? Get in the car!" the kind tourist yelled at us.

Xiaojie still looked serious in his absence: "Ah, we want to stay here, it's fine for you to leave."

⊙﹏⊙b⊙﹏⊙b⊙﹏⊙bThe whole scene was frozen for three seconds...

Help the amount...my dear...when will you have a normal reaction...(-_-|||