Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

"It's a pity that Qiya loses the qualification this time, but with his strength, he will pass the exam as long as he takes the exam again." Xiaojie "enthusiastically" pulled Yi Ermi's arm to "comfort" (hey, hey...) .

"The important thing is, if you were the one who... forced Qi Ya to kill people... I will never let you go!"

"Don't let me go? What do you want to do to me?"

"It's not that bad, I just brought Qiya back, and I won't let you see him anymore."

Xiaojie ... You are too ruthless, snatch the heirs who beat the enemy and guests, and rob the people, uh, and the younger brother who controls Yil Mi's life. ... Uh, the more I say it, the weirder it gets. Anyway, this sentence is too cruel!I was tangled and tangled in my heart, wondering whether I should rush up and knock Xiaojie unconscious before picking him up and running away.

Yi Ermi was really irritated by this sentence, he stretched out his intact left hand to Xiaojie, with a hint of malice on his body.

Xiaojie backed away quickly, but his expression didn't know exactly what the malice he felt was.

Hurry up and hide away!Fool!Still stupidly standing within the effective attack distance!Such an obvious killing intent!I was extremely anxious, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on my back.

"Everyone, are you okay?" President Netero's wretched figure has never been so glorious as it is today.Huh... the rescue was too timely!On behalf of the party and the people, I thank you!star-eyed.

"No matter what, we will not change any resolutions that have been made. Qiya's disqualification and your qualifications will not change." The old god Nitero was explaining, powerful and gentle thoughts filled the venue , Yi Ermi's malicious thoughts gradually subsided.

Huh... As expected of the cunning, er, scheming chairman, with such a watcher, Il fans dare not do anything to Xiaojie for the time being.

Under the direction of the president's eyes, the bean-faced man cleared his throat and said, "Okay, let's continue the briefing now. It's rare that everyone is here, so I'll start from the beginning. This card is the hunter's license BALABALABALA..."

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"...95% of the public facilities are free to use. You can enjoy the same financing amount as first-class enterprises. If you sell it, you can live comfortably for seven lifetimes, so as long as you have it, your life must be colorful!..."

No worries about food and clothing for seven lifetimes No worries about eating and clothing for seven lifetimes No worries about eating and clothing for seven lifetimes No worries about eating and clothing for seven lifetimes No worries about eating and clothing for seven lifetimes... The seven golden and auspicious big characters keep coming It's playing endlessly in my mind.

I swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, tightly held the hunter card in the coat pocket, and made up my mind to sew it into the interlayer of my underwear at night (look at your talent).

"The next thing is about the regulations of the association..." Dou Mian continued to introduce dutifully.

I have been completely defeated by the "Colorful Seven Lives", and kept secretly touching the baby card in a trance: no, the quality of the card is too hard.It’s not good to sew it to the inner layer of the underwear and cause a hernia.That thing is thick enough to touch, and it can also serve as a chest protector when you get punched or something. It kills two birds with one stone... um... just sew it into the cushion on the left chest...

"...The above explanations are all over, and it depends on what you do next. Please overcome obstacles, believe in yourself, and move towards your dreams." The Dou Mian finally raised his arms, "I hereby announce that the seven of you are newcomers hunter!"

Hmm... But if you forget to take out the card when you change your underwear, it will be bad. Do you want to embroider "Don't forget the colorful life seven lives" in Chinese on the underwear?Hmm... or every underwear is embroidered. ... Which color line is more suitable?Claret?It's too enthusiastic, I'd better embroider "Don't Forget Seven Lives" with colorful threads.This can also save a few words, saving time and effort... I lowered my head and thought about "New Fulishi's Top Secret Plan to Defend Colorful Life Part [-]", while habitually following Xiaojie and the others.

"You'd better not go." Whose voice is so familiar?

"I must go. Qi Ya is my friend! I must bring him back!" Xiaojie, where are you going to abduct his brother?Back to Whale Island?That's beating the enemy... ahhhhhhh! ! !I suddenly raised my head in horror——ahhhhhhhh! ! ——A pair of huge cat's eyes suddenly appeared in front of her, no, no, no...a fairy-like paralyzed face with huge cat's eyes! ! !

"Are the three in the back too?" asked with a paralyzed face.

Xiaojie looked back in surprise.

Leorie said sternly and decisively: "Of course!"

Kurapika also nodded approvingly.

(ㄒoㄒ)...The paralyzed face, the inorganic death light, and the eyes are so scary...Woooo...Can I say I am not?

Obviously, the three-to-one objection was invalid, and the robbery team was formally established.

"...Well, I tell you anyway, you won't be able to make it." Yier Fan glanced at us meaningfully, and I felt that he had seen through the ratio of muscle to fat in my whole body (TT).

"He should have gone home. Kukulu Mountain, our family lives on that mountain." The interest flashed across Yi Ermi's big eyes...

Actually, you are thinking [Anyway, I want to feed Sanmao, feeding more at one time can save some dog food], right?woo woo...

After listening to Chairman Nitro's last lecture in a daze, I followed Xiaojie and the others out of the meeting room.

"Kurululu Mountain? I've never heard of it, Kurapika, do you know where it is?" Leori habitually Baidu Kurapika.

However, Kurapika's face was tense, and he looked even more distraught than me. "Hey! Kurapika." Leorio stepped forward and patted Kurapika's shoulder hard.

"Huh? Ah, what's the matter?" Seeing that it was Leorio, Kurapika smiled like an angel again.

"Do you know where the Kukulu Mountain that Jila Kuta mentioned is?" Leorio asked indifferently as if he didn't notice Kurapika's distraction.

"No... I don't know. But just look it up. Check it out later."

"Ah."

The content of Kurapika's distraction is known to most time-traveling women--spider...an insurmountable dangerous peak among hunters, the famous base camp of beauty and perversion, a club for murder fanatics, a high incidence of BL romance, deep sadomasochism The hotbed of the standard, the holder of the world record for killing you throughout the ages-the famous Meteor Street Darkness represents the Phantom Brigade!

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, what we are about to face now is also an existence not inferior to spiders - the notorious family of killers who beat the enemy.

"Hey!" Mr. Hanzo said hello and came over, his cheerful face full of heroism.

"I'm going back to my country. I'm very happy to be with you during this time. If you want to come to my country, let me know, and I can take you to sightseeing spots that few people know about!" Mr. Hanzo Said that he was neatly handing out business cards with the words "Kirigakure Ryu Kamino Hanzo".

When it was sent to me, he grinned, "Hey, that's it, everyone..."

Impulsively, I stepped forward and grabbed Hanzo who was turning around to leave, and Mr. Hanzo's face turned red all of a sudden.

I held up the board with a dry smile: "That...Mr. Hanzo..." Ahh...it's so embarrassing!I don't know what to say at all! !

~~o(>_<)o~~Hands are still holding Mr. Hanzo's clothes tightly... for a while, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to die immediately.

"Ah... oh, that, Miss Weird...hahaha..." Mr. Hanzo scratched his head and seemed more embarrassed than me.Ahhh, the rubbed bald head shines even more...

Taking a deep breath, I bowed and apologized to Mr. Zang in embarrassment, and raised my board: "Mr. Hanzang, I'm really sorry. I actually said to you..."

"Ahaha...it's okay, it's okay! That's on the field! And I also told Xiaojie before..."

It's hit the nail on the head again...the two of them fell silent for a moment...ah...it's really embarrassing.

(Local meteorological forecast for the broken moon: the Xinjiang-Tibet plateau area controlled by the depressed low pressure is expected to be cloudy and sunny from tonight to tomorrow, with a cramp of magnitude 5 to 6 and minus 4-4°C.)

"Hehe..." Hanzo was the first to start giggling.I couldn't help laughing either.

"That's called not being acquainted without fighting! Let's keep in touch in the future! Miss Wei!" Hanzo stretched out his hand to me.

Holding Mr. Hanzo's hand, I couldn't help smiling and raised the board: "Of course, I will write to you, Mr. Hanzo."

Hanzo grinned heartily, "Then, take care! Miss Weird!"

Raising the board: "Yeah! You too, Mr. Hanzo."

Hanzo: "There will be a time later!"

Raise the board: "There will be a period later!"

After seeing off Hanzo, Xiaojie stepped forward and held my hand: "Hanzo is such a good person! Sister Xiaoxin!"

Raising the board: "Well, yes! It's great to be able to reconcile and become friends with Mr. Hanzo."

Leo Li smiled and said, "Okay, shall we go too?"

"Ah! Wait a minute!" Xiaojie said and ran towards Saci, Menqi and Buhara in the distance.

Watching Xiaojie take out the two-star hunter card and hand it to Saci, I always have a smile on my face.

Leo Li smiled and said: "Little Jie! You scared us yesterday, and now you are so alive and kicking! Hahaha...Miss Weird, you look much better than yesterday! You cried so much yesterday... ...Ah! Kurapika! Why are you pinching me!"

Seeing Kurapika teaching Leori a serious lesson made me smile even more happily.

Kurapika, Leorio.Thanks!Thank you... I thank you silently in my heart.

"Ahh! It hurts so much! Can you change your arm and pinch again!" (>口<)

"Leoli!"(╰_╯)#

"Seriously! Kurapika! My mother said that only women can pinch people... Ahhh! I take it back! Let go!!"

The world is really harmonious and beautiful...(∩_∩)

NC Small Theater:

1,

Leorie: "Xiaojie, what did Mr. Saci tell you in the end that surprised you so much?"

Xiaojie: "Ah, Mr. Saci said, sister Xiaoxin actually woke up only two hours earlier than me."

The face is full of cows...Mr. Saci...you still said it...

Seeing the backs of Xiaojie and others going away, Saci couldn't help sighing: "What an incredible child. People can't help but want to help him."

Men Qi also agreed with a smile and said: "Hehe, it was really dangerous just now."

Sa Ci still stared into the distance: "Yeah, I almost said it." Thanks to my quick response, I temporarily changed my words about her sister's sleeping.

(Xiaoxin bites the handkerchief in grief and indignation: Don’t bring such a thing! Mr. Saci!)

2,

Bharat: Why didn't President Nitro wear a bow tie today?

Dou Mian Man: Shh...Yesterday Men Qi got angry and chopped off the bow with a knife...

Sachs: Well, Menqi said that during the hunter exam, the bow was her exclusive image, and President Nitero's imitative way of wearing the bow seriously violated her portrait rights.

Bharat: Huh?I didn't see a bow tie on Men Qi's head...

Bean-faced Man: Don't you see the bows all over her high boots?

Sa Ci: Hehe...women have always had high requirements for their image...

Dou Mianren: Alas... Fortunately, this is the case... The president now looks much more normal than the previous two days...

Everyone wiped their sweat silently...