Playing deaf and dumb in the hunter world

It was the first time so many people entered the narrow guard room.There are only three chairs, Leo Li is leaning against the door, and I stand quietly behind Xiaojie.

"So it turns out that you are friends of Master Qi Ya." Uncle Ji Rong made tea for us with a smile, "It's really a pleasure that you have come all the way to find him. I have been here for 20 years, and you are The first batch of friends who came to see him."

By the way, Qi Ya was not born 20 years ago, right?Besides, how can ordinary people be as nervous as our Xiaojie, who breaks through the worldly stereotypes, disregards family obstacles, and is determined to rescue the princess imprisoned by the dragon, Keke, Qiya...

"Actually, as a servant, I shouldn't say that, but this family is really a lonely family, and no one comes back to visit." Uncle Jun Rong casually puffed out smoke rings, and pointed at the trash can in the corner : "However, there is an endless stream of people who come to die." Under the unclosed lid of the barrel, several skulls can be seen faintly, and the sad burial place of the cannon fodder duo...

"No way, they are a rare family of killers." The uncle sighed, drinking hot tea, "Unfortunate industry..."

Putting down the teacup, you can't bow to us sincerely: "I'm really happy, thank you."

"Where is it..." Leo Li scratched the back of his head and smiled modestly.Kurapika also politely returned the salute, and I pulled Xiaojie to giggle together.

"But, I won't let you in because of this." The uncle said seriously, "Did you see the hand of that giant beast just now? It's Sanmao, the guard dog that beat the enemy Hakka. It is cruel and unruly by nature. The orders of the family. For 10 years, I have been sincerely carrying out the orders of the master, and [all intruders will be bitten to death].”

Big dogs are always cute, especially such a loyal and powerful guard dog.However, that is only for the owner; for the intruder, Sanmao is simply the spokesperson of hell.

"...Anyway, Sanmao is inside, so I can't let you in. Hahaha...I can't turn the young master's important friends into a pile of bones." Junrong smiled happily, as if this metaphor was just kindness joke.

Na na... Uncle, are you actually threatening us?I got hairy all over my body.

"Uncle Guard, why are you all right?" Kurapika was worthy of being a think-tank, knowing how to see the essence through the phenomenon.

"Ah?" The uncle is not allowed to try to pretend to be a fool to pass the test.

"You will go in, right? If you don't have to go in, why do you still have the key?" Kurapika asked further.

There was a long silence, the uncle was considering whether to help us.The guard room was silent for a moment.

"Good question." It seems that we have been approved by the uncle, "However, half of the guesses are right, and half of the guesses are wrong."

Kurapika: "...?"

"I don't have to use a key to get in, it's [for intruders only]."

Xiaojie: "?"

"Nine out of ten of these intruders were picked up from the front, oh, it's unbelievable." The uncle couldn't allow the cigarette to be extinguished in the ashtray, "If you can't open the door... just want to break in and destroy the door, It's really nerve-wracking. That's why we set up a school gate with a key next to it. The intruder took the key from me who was unarmed and was eaten by Sanmao."

The perfect plan saves the maintenance cost of the gate, and the manpower and time to deal with the enemy, and also provides Sanmao with snacks.I literally have to applaud the architects of this plan.

Kurapika and Leorio looked at each other in surprise, "So..."

"That's right, as you guessed, I'm not a guard. I'm just a cleaner who helps Sanmao clean up the mess."

Kurapika: "And the real door has no lock at all!"

"Jie Rong nodded with a smile: "That's right. "

"What!?" Leorio and Xiaojie shouted in unison.

Leorio then turned around and went out, pushing and pulling at the gate of the underworld: "Hmm! Uh... Uh... Huh! Huh!" (This voice is really thought-provoking...)

The door still didn't move even with all the strength of breastfeeding, Leori couldn't help being furious: "No matter how you push or pull, you can't open it!"

Kurapika: "I'll look up." Xiaojie also went up to help.

It is not allowed for the uncle to stand silently by the side and watch a group of people in a mess without making a sound to remind him, what a bad heart! (It's even worse if you're lazy and watching the show!)

After trying it, all three of them were sweating profusely, but the gate of the underworld still stood firm.

Unable to allow the uncle to speak slowly: "You just don't have enough strength." Is this irony?Irony...

Leori exploded when he heard it: "How is it possible! I have exhausted all my strength!!"

He smiled confidently: "Look!" The uncle took two steps forward and took off his obstructive coat, revealing his tangled muscles comparable to Schwarzenegger.Hmm...the figure is really good, it's worth seeing (it's not what people want you to see...).

"The real name of this door is [Gate of Trials]. People who can't even open this door—" the muscles on the uncle's body suddenly swelled, "I am not qualified to enter the Hakka House of Beating the Enemy!!"

With a loud shout, the door was slowly pushed open...

I couldn't help squinting my eyes, the power that the uncle had soared just now... Absolutely right, it's psychic pressure... Can even the cleaners in the outermost perimeter read... How powerful is it to beat the enemy's family...

"Phew... this door will close automatically, so once you open it, you have to go in right away." Uncle Jun Rong explained while putting on his coat, "Oh, I feel more and more difficult as I get older. If you can't open it You will be expelled, so you have to open it even if you do your best.”

Desperate?It seems that the treatment of beating the enemy's family is really good...

"The master also told Sanmao, [People who open the door of the trial cannot attack]." The sweat on the uncle's forehead was not allowed, "A door is two tons on each side." These two sentences seem to have nothing to do with each other... Uncle Rong... Are you going to start scaring people again?

"Two tons...?" Leorio was really startled by the astonishing weight, "No ordinary person can open it at all..." Suddenly, he seemed to have discovered something: "...What do you mean by a door?"

"Oh." With a look of 'blame I didn't explain clearly', "Look, there are seven doors in total." Seven - Lord Voldemort once said that seven is the most magical number.Unexpectedly, the Dadike family also prefers it so much.

Leo Li: "Yes."

"Every extra door doubles the weight."

Leorio: "Double?!"

"The greater the strength, the bigger the door can be opened. When Master Qi Ya came back, he opened three doors."

“三扇……那就是……”小杰摸着下巴COS柯南，“……12吨！”（4+4+4=12）

酷拉皮卡：“小杰……是16吨！”（4+4+8=16）

欸？不是18吨吗……？（4+6+8=18）好啦……我知道我数学不好了啦……

"Understood? It takes so much effort just to get in, so their world is completely different from ours." Uncle Jie Rong finally finished showing off leisurely.

"Tsk, I hate it." Xiaojie looked at the gate of the underworld unwillingly, "Old man, lend me the key."

You can't think that you heard it wrong: "Huh?"

Xiaojie had a resolute smile on his face: "I don't like having to accept tests just to find friends. So, I'll be an intruder. Lend me the key, and I'll go in through the intruder's door. Even if you don't Me, I'll climb the wall and go in."

Leo Li helplessly explained the facts to Xiaojie, Stubborn, Fulishi: "Xiaojie, don't be stupid! You saw that monster too! Just the arm is several times bigger than you!"

Xiaojie pouted and puffed his face: "But I'm not reconciled! Since we are friends, why do we have to accept the test? I don't want to go in through the gate!"

Even if you want to go in, you can't push it away... Brother idiot!Don't feel like being put to the test because you're just here to visit friends?But since it is to visit friends, why use the intruder's key?Isn't it the most basic courtesy to push open the door of a friend's house and enter?Xiaojie just doesn't want to show weakness.Xiaojie's pride will not allow him to show weakness to the door of Qiya's house.

Really... Wayward Fulishi... If you have the strength to push the door, why would you rush to go through the small door... You stubborn guy!

I can't help but recall the conversation after the hunter's trial:

"Do you still need qualifications to be a brother?"

"You don't need qualifications to be friends!"

That's Xiaojie's friendship.

Although he is still a child who doesn't understand anything, he has an air of self-importance.Even if you say the most willful words or make the most stupid mistakes, you won't be annoying, and you will always look straight into the other person's eyes with such determination.This is my brother Jay Freesh--a boy with a truly free heart.

However, to be a friend of the enemy's family, you really need qualifications.But Xiaojie - currently does not have such qualifications.At the very least, push the door in - this is the most basic qualification to become a friend or enemy recognized by the Dike family - the current Xiaojie can't do it.What's more, in terms of outlook on life and values, he doesn't understand Qi Ya at all.Xiaojie doesn't understand the darkness, but only sees Qiya's childlike and innocent desire for light in his heart, so he desperately wants to uphold justice, and goes to snatch Qiya away from the family that abused him with all his blood.

Such two people actually come together, can they really become friends of life and death?

Xiaojie, who has no strength but is unwilling to show weakness, can only opportunistically force his uncle to hand over the keys... makes people look ridiculous and pitiful.

what rice?Convince this kid to give up?It is simply an impossible task!

Mitt~~I call you eagerly!Mr. Saci~~ Where are you?

For a moment, I wished I could knock this unreasonable and troublesome brother unconscious.

Unbearable, the uncle finally surrendered to Xiaojie's stubbornness and called the manager.

Taking advantage of a few of them arguing with Wutong on the phone, I quietly approached the gate of trial.

Um... four tons?I've only moved closer to a ton at most... let's try, I don't want to be a real trespasser.

Thinking about it, I put my hands on the door and gradually increased my strength... Well... I really can't push it away... However, I am not a strengthening department after all, and my physical strength is not very strong.

Look carefully at the door of the trial. When you push the door, it is forced horizontally, but the door is not close to the ground, so there should be no frictional resistance from the ground... Then, the main force of gravity is the springs on both sides of the door.Maybe... my ability to read can be used in another way...

Quickly activate the [Dictionary of Magic Card Idioms] - "Open Sesame", and gently push the door with one hand.

"Boom, boom, boom...!"

The huge and dull sound stunned me... What, what should I do?

Seven seven seven seven seven seven seven... seven doors... all open...! ! ?