After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Obviously, this time it was definitely not Gu Beiyu's hallucination, because not only him, but everyone including Yan Nanchuan, the fish and the dog saw the toilet beckoning!

Magic apostle?Magic... magic?

Realizing something, Gu Beiyu immediately took a deep breath, pointed at the toilet in front of him that was gesturing towards the motorboat in the water, and widened his eyes: "Didn't you want to say that the so-called magic apostle is the toilet in front of me?" Bar?"

The elder brother touched Gu Beiyu's clever little head gently with his eyes, and said softly: "You guessed right, but it's not all right, the magic apostle actually refers to the two of them, Kuku and Saosao."

Gu Beiyu's eyelids twitched: "Kuku and... Sao Sao?"

"That's right," my brother took Gu Beiyu's hand and walked to the side of the bathtub, pointing to the cool-looking Kuge motorboat and introduced seriously, "Cool." Then he pointed to the high platform and kept facing the water The cool guy who fired love cannonballs into the toilet: "Sao Sao."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

There is one thing to say, this name is really apt!

Since being inexplicably bound together with Gu Beiyu, Yan Nanchuan has been constantly refreshing his world view. Now he is not surprised no matter what he sees. After listening to his brother's introduction, he reacts faster than Gu Beiyu , immediately turned to his brother and asked: "How should we let them take us to the man in green?"

The elder brother said softly: "Take the motorboat to Saosao first, Saosao will take you there."

As he spoke, he waved to the motorboat, and the motorboat could only leave the toilet without thinking about it at all, and then stopped by the bathtub with a grim expression.

motorboat:"……"

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"Cough, what?" Gu Beiyu looked at it with a displeased look, and rubbed the tip of its nose a little embarrassedly, "Big brother, can you please let us step on it?"

"Om—" The motorboat let out a snort from its nasal cavity like a wild horse, then turned around silently in the water, turned its back to the shore, and remained completely motionless.

"Thank you, thank you! Big brother, thank you so much, I will definitely buy you the most delicious gasoline!" Gu Beiyu promises, while holding Murong Xinghe in his left hand and Yan Nanchuan's little hand in his right hand, with He stepped in with the slime in his arms.

The motorboat buzzed coldly, and I don't know if I heard Gu Beiyu's words, and then it carried two firewood, one fish and one dog and roared towards the toilet. Hold the soft white pool water and splash it on your body.

On the far side of the bathtub, the elder brother folded his two small hands into the shape of a trumpet and placed it near his mouth, and called to Gu Beiyu with tears in his eyes: "Baby, if there is any trouble, call the brothers at any time, if you don't want to call us , you can also call Dad, but Dad has been busy helping His Highness the King fight with neighboring countries in the remote border recently, and may not be able to receive your call, so if there is anything, just call us."

"..." Gu Beiyu tried his best to digest the complicated information, and suddenly remembered that he had never seen his parents since he traveled into the comic world?

In other words, if he remembers correctly, his father is the leader of the Wanyan Zimengdie family, the largest mafia that controls one-third of the country's arms resources, right?

So why would the head of one of the largest mafia families in the country go off to fight for his king?Aren't you afraid of being assassinated by the king on the battlefield and being killed directly to wipe out the entire mafia family?

Do you have such a big heart!

In order to appear less cold-blooded, Gu Beiyu decided to make up his mind and cared about his cheap father, so he followed his elder brother's example and folded his little hand in the shape of a trumpet next to the small cherry mouth, and shouted from across the bank: "Dad Is he at war? With whom? When can he come back?"

The elder brother raised his hand-shaped horn and shouted back: "It's just a small border country called Mosaic Country. It's nothing to worry about. I heard that it was a small country that accidentally fell from the pixel world through the space-time vortex. It was actually a delusional attempt to annex Marysu Country. It is ridiculous to bring back the pixel world through the time-space vortex once every ten years, but my father is so powerful, I believe he will soon solve the Mosaic country, add a city to the national territory of Mary Su country, and come back to reunite happily with our family gone."

Gu Beiyu: "???"

what? What?What mosaic country?What pixel different world?What space-time vortex?

By the way, we are now in the world of comics, right?Doesn't pixel or something usually refer to the signal or digital in electronic products?

This is not only a sudden change in painting style, but a direct wrong frequency of the whole thing!Why is the space-time vortex so powerful?Actually turned the drawing and the computer together!

However, without waiting for Gu Beiyu to straighten out his thoughts, suddenly, he saw the toilet standing quietly on the high platform jumping high from the bank, floating in mid-air miraculously.

Immediately, under the dumbstruck gazes of Gu Beiyu, Yan Nanchuan, Murong Xinghe, and Slimy (dog/fish), the round toilet seat that was originally big enough to accommodate a small buttock suddenly appeared Like plasticine, it elongated and widened rapidly, as if being held in the air by a pair of invisible cartoonist hands, constantly rounding and flattening, becoming bigger and bigger until the hole in the toilet seat It was able to hold the entire motorboat and all the matches, fish, and dogs on it before finally stopping.

The next moment, a huge suction force erupted from the hole in the toilet seat, like Poseidon's trident, instantly turning the calm pool water into stormy waves, and a steady stream of water flowed into the toilet seat, covering the sky like a curtain The pool of water swept over, wrapped up the small motorboat fiercely like an octopus tentacle, and then flew towards the toilet hole at a high speed, as if it wanted to just get into the toilet directly.

Yan Nanchuan held Gu Beiyu's hand reflexively, pulled his whole match into his arms, and then opened his arms to hug him, using his not-so-broad shoulders as a stick figure to support the thin and small match. The flimsy match protects against all cold and danger.

At an extremely dangerous moment, Gu Beiyu's ear suddenly sounded a system prompt that he hadn't heard for a long time——

[Ding——Main task 1 "Forced Love by the Evil Chairman" is completed. Congratulations to the host for successfully preventing Murong Xinghe from forcibly possessing the male protagonist. The original protagonist Gong Murong Xinghe has now been downgraded to cannon fodder Gong. Increase forward by 1/6, and get the mission reward [Asian Magic]×1, please make persistent efforts to complete all main missions as soon as possible, fill up the progress bar of main missions, and return to the real world~]

[Ding——It is detected that the main task 1 has been completed, and the painting style will be upgraded next. 】

The moment the system sound sounded, it was like being stained with colored ink by an invisible paintbrush and swiping towards a piece of black and white paper. It was also like a person who lost his eyes opened his eyes for the first time and saw the colorful and beautiful world. I saw that the originally black and white world was suddenly dyed with colorful colors——

The ceiling is dyed bright gold, the glass tiles are dyed a cool light blue, the huge giant toilet above the head is dyed a flamboyant gay purple, and the ruthless motorboat boy under his feet is dyed a cool jet black. ...

Gu Beiyu couldn't help but look back, his seven cheap brothers were crowding together, waving handkerchiefs towards him with colorful tears in his eyes, the original white rectangles on his body were being dyed with colorful colors one by one, turning into A seven-color rainbow rectangle of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

What the hell is this?Are you happy seven fairies?

Gu Beiyu was embarrassed in silence, turned his speechless head back, and suddenly met Yan Nanchuan's face, almost fell off the motorboat in fright!

I saw Yan Nanchuan's originally smooth and tender face actually appeared in two big ice blue characters [male lead]!

At this time, Yan Nanchuan, who didn't notice it, was still nervously hugging Gu Beiyu and Slimy, and accompanied by the motorboat that was swaying from side to side by the waves, the ice-blue word "male protagonist" danced like a disco It flickered wildly, and it seemed that there were ghosts of other Chinese characters superimposed on it.

Finally, at the moment when Gu Beiyu met Yan Nanchuan's eyes, he suddenly saw that the word [male protagonist] that had been blinking had completely disappeared, and what appeared instead was the same glittering ice blue luster. The word [Caution] is used.

Yan Nanchuan had a [small] written on his left eye, and a [heart] written on his right eye. He lowered his head nervously and stared at Gu Beiyu's dull face, which was obviously stunned by fright, and lowered his voice and said with concern, "Be careful."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Needless to say I already know it, you already have what you have to say written on your face!

Gu Beiyu silently looked at the sticky body in Yan Nanchuan's arms——

At this time, Slimy has successfully evolved from a white rectangle to a yellow-and-white corgi-specific rectangle, and on the back of Slimy Yellow, the word [a dog] is written in a darker yellow font.

Immediately, Gu Beiyu took advantage of the situation and lowered his head to look at Murong Xinghe in his arms——

At this time, Murong Xinghe had swelled into a purple puffer fish again under the intense stimulation, and the four characters [a puffer fish] were written on the white belly with a purple ink pen.

But under the current painting style, Gu Beiyu can clearly see the lips of the two petals of the Murong puffer fish are pursed high, and the crystal water stains on it are shining brightly under the crystal light.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn, it's really ugly!

At this moment, the motorboat was wrapped in a huge wave of water and leaped high, swooping towards the [beep——] pothole in the center of the toilet at a high speed, and the unstoppable posture seemed to be the chrysanthemum that was about to burst the toilet. ——

motorboat:"……"

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Immediately, the toilet smiled shyly, opened its huge mouth with a wow, and swallowed the motorboat mixed with the pool water with a whimper.

"Oh my god!" Gu Beiyu was taken aback, and suddenly closed his eyes and buried himself in Yan Nanchuan's arms. However, the danger he imagined did not come. He cautiously poked his head out from Yan Nanchuan's chest, but was surprised to find that At this time, they actually arrived in a tunnel-like long and narrow passageway, with a steady stream of water waves rushing towards the motorboat from behind. It's a bit like riding a torrent to advance at a fast pace.

"..." Gu Beiyu had given up thinking about where the [beep——] in the toilet was flushed, and whether there was any [beep——] in the water splashed on his face.

Gu Beiyu swayed along with the speedboat with a look of lovelessness. At this moment, a large piece of light suddenly shone in from the front, and the speedboat immediately swooped towards the source of the light without slowing down...

Marysu Country, a certain castle bathroom.

A chubby toilet suddenly popped out of a 360k pure gold crystal bathtub inlaid with South African heart-shaped crown pink diamonds with boundless rippling blue waves.

Immediately, there was a sound of vomit~ from the toilet, and a Kuge motorboat carrying two firewood, a fish and a dog swished out of the toilet hole, and smashed hard into the water in the bathtub with a puff.

Gu Beiyu suddenly got a big wet head out of Yan Nanchuan's arms: "Wow! I can finally breathe..." Suck...

In the next second, Gu Beiyu met the golden word [Noble] on the face of the stickman above his head, and silently swallowed back the words he hadn't finished speaking.

Not far away, on the high platform of the prototype, Ouyang Nanxun is sitting on the phantom diamond toilet of the same 180k pure gold inlaid Madagascar gay purple moonlight crystal of the same style as Sao Sao, while reading a newspaper while lazily pulling [beep——].

The two stared at each other in silence.

Two seconds later, the golden word [Noble] on Ouyang Nanxun's face instantly changed to [Frightened].

"Yah! There are hooligans!" Ouyang Nanxun slammed the unread newspaper in his hand on his bare thighs, which had already taken off his trousers, with a look of horror. ][Help][Rogue].

"..."

After pondering for two seconds, Gu Beiyu grinned and showed a pure and friendly smile to the poor, weak and helpless little match in front of him: "Hi, what a coincidence, we meet again."

"You, you are..." Ouyang Nanxun stared at Gu Beiyu with trembling lips, all kinds of chaotic fonts flickered like crazy on his face, and finally fixed on the word "rogue" after five seconds .

You are rogue!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

At this extremely embarrassing moment, Gu Beiyu's first thought was——

Fuck, it's a good thing they didn't get out of Ouyang Nanxun's toilet, otherwise Ouyang Nanxun was about to be fucked by them on the spot!And it's still [beep——][beep——] the kind of grass that splashes all over the place! ! !

"Volume [-]: Evil Chairman Forced Love" End