After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Fireworks filled the air, gunpowder smoke was everywhere, and a tall stickman looked awe-inspiringly at the seven tall, tenacious colorful rainbow stickmen in front of him during the torrential rain.

The moment the eyes of the two sides intersected, the invisible flames beeped in the wind and rain.

The horn of war sounded in an instant!

#冰雪仙女大战夫孔魔#

-Ultimate Round-

The corner of Ice Fairy's mouth hooked up, her voice was lowered, and her lips moved slightly to spit out a series of deep and magnetic voices——

"Yeah, me too."

It is actually using the ultimate supreme Armstrong cyclotron jet-type Armstrong ice and snow low magnetic cannon to launch the ultimate fantasy ice and snow low magnetic yin and yang strange gas shell attack on Fudimo!

boom--

The helper demons looked terrified, and seven pairs of slender black hands quickly drew a huge Taiji circle on their chests, and then they clasped their palms together and placed them on their chests. Dancing wildly in the middle——

Instantly activate the ultimate defense system!

At the same time, Ice Fairy's ultimate supreme Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong ice and snow low-pitched magnetic cannon has been speeding towards the Fudimen——

With a bang, there was a loud bang!

The ultimate defense system was suddenly smashed into a terrifying spider web by the deep and magnetic voice of the Ice Fairy!

The ultimate defense system burst instantly!

WARNING - WARNING -

Cracks appeared in the defense system!Cracks appeared in the defense system!Please take remedial action immediately!Please take remedial action immediately!

The helper demons were horrified: "!!!"

What, what?

Someone actually can break through our defense system?

how can that be!

No way... As Liu Lishang, Bingxue Lengling, Crystal Love Heart, Murong Qinai's dearest brother's brother-helping demons, how could they be defeated by this ice and snow fairy from the sky!

Absolutely not!

"Uh...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

"Hmm~"

Fudimo tries to use the ultimate shell to do a bass attack on the Frozen Fairy!

The incomparably ecstasy "um~" accompanied by the slight tremors of the sexy Adam's apples of the helper demons, flew towards the ice fairy with a dignified expression and a slender figure standing motionless like a pine and cypress on a snow wall.

However, I saw Fairy Frozen's slender eyelashes gently flicking upwards leisurely, and immediately, that sexy and ecstasy little bubble burst two centimeters away from the tip of Fairy's nose!

And the Ice Snow Fairy just stood there without moving, holding her arms in her arms and quietly watching the performance of the seven helper demons, as if she had expected all this!

Boom—poof~~~!

The ultimate cannonball didn't even touch a single hair of the Ice Fairy, and it misfired in the middle!

"how can that be?!"

Backlashed by the mysterious power of the deep magnetism (that is, the voice was crushed), the Fudi demons hurriedly covered their chests and wobbled back a step, unable to extricate themselves from vomiting seven mouthfuls of bright red blood one by one (actually because the throat was suppressed too hard almost vomited directly), then suddenly raised seven round heads, and stared in disbelief at this little match with powerful firepower and crazy output.

"..."

I really didn't expect that such a huge energy is hidden in this small body!

However, all this is not over yet!

I saw the corners of Ice Snow Fairy's beautiful and charming lips slightly raised, and her Adam's apple, which was a little sexier than her seven brothers combined, trembled rapidly.

Immediately, Ice Fairy's thin and cool lips moved slightly, and the Supreme One was about to spit it out!

Now...it's my turn!

However, at this moment, a Wanyan Purple Dream Butterfly ran over emotionally while crying and pointing at the orchid in the pouring rain.

"Stop!" Wanyan Zimengdie tightly hugged Bingxue Fairy's slender arm, crying, "Stop fighting! Don't fight because of me!"

However, the cold-hearted Ice Snow Fairy only lowered her thick eyelashes and glanced lightly at the pure and kind little white lotus exuding fragrance, and then unwaveringly looked back at the seven Fudimos in front of her.

"That's right," Ice Fairy said in a deep magnetic voice, her Adam's apple vibrated like a bubble machine, shooting each word at the stunned seven Fudimo, "You are all right. , that’s true, right~”

Let me show you what a real bubble attack is!

Sixteen bubbles, accompanied by sixteen Chinese characters, floated towards the helper demons with an unstoppable momentum——

Beep!

Beep!

It actually activated the legendary bubble sound!

Ice Fairy!Ultimate evolution!

Bass Monster—Transformation—Great as hell, watch me kill you with every single word, beep, beep, super invincible Big Mac, beeping monster!

"Aww~!"×7

The seven Fudi demons closed their eyes, tilted their heads, and fell to the ground with a bang, completely dead.

Graduate.

Fudimo——KO! ! !

……

Of course, all of the above are just scenes in Gu Beiyu's imagination.

Gu Beiyu, who was attacked by a deep magnetic voice one after another, was first severely washed by the extremely childish behavior of the eight matches, and his little head, which was not so normal in thinking, then resolutely abandoned the possibility of becoming the only normal stickman present. Smacking the ass of the pony with a clear mind in his head, and then began to run wildly in the wilderness of imagination.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Gu Beiyu himself was dumbfounded by the laughter in his own brain.

Help help!I almost don't know the word "deep magnetism" hahaha!

Ice and Snow Fairy vs. Fudi Demon?

Ultimate Extreme Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Ice and Snow Depression Magnetic Cannon?

Adam's apple bubble machine?

Watch me shoot bubble attacks!Beep~biu!One word and one bubble will stab you to death!Beep, beep, beep, biubiu! !

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

In reality, Yan Nanchuan and his seven brothers, who had just finished the final battle, looked at Gu Beiyu who was rolling wildly on the ground with complicated eyes: "???"

Little did he know that he had already transformed into Ice Snow Fairy and Fudi Demon in Gu Beiyu's head to fight with each other!

Well, it's all over again.

——Hearing the joyful and melodious laughter, Yan Nanchuan and his seven brothers thought silently at the same time.

The final bubbling sound was too much for the throat, at this moment Yan Nanchuan finally couldn't help but leaned over and picked up the unfinished cup of morning tea and drank it all in one gulp.

On the other side, Mr. Housekeeper took a step forward very knowingly, and brought the seven cups of warm water dinner plate that had been prepared to the seven brothers.

The butler came forward at the right time and said: "Sir, breakfast has been prepared in the dining room, and you and your guests can go and enjoy it at any time."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." The elder brother put the empty teacup back on the plate, and thanked Mr. Housekeeper in a deep, hoarse and painful voice, with a mature and stable head of the family. .

It was as if the person who fought with Yan Nanchuan childishly just now was not him but his substitute!

Gu Beiyu patted the non-existent ashes on his buttocks, got up from the ground, and glanced at his brother with a piercing look of "I've seen through you", before being drowned by his brother and Yan Nanchuan's eight tall matches. Surrounded and walked towards the restaurant.

It took half an hour to walk to the restaurant, and it took another half an hour to finish the nutritious breakfast specially prepared by a Michelin 666-star chef. My brother wiped his mouth gracefully, looked at Gu Beiyu with gentle eyes, and returned to normal With a low voice, he said softly, "Brothers already understand the baby's request, so let me take you to see the magic apostle now."

In the morning, Gu Beiyu had already quickly narrated his future intentions. Hearing what his brother said, he hurriedly drank the last sip of milk, pressed the cup on the table with a bang, and then wiped his mouth unrestrainedly. Murong Xinghe, holding pieces of egg pancakes in his mouth, pushed his brother bouncingly outside: "Then what are we waiting for? Hurry up! Hurry up!"

"Xiao Bei, wait... slow down!" Yan Nanchuan quickly picked up his side and stood on the high cushion, licking the sticky plate, and chased after Gu Beiyu.

"Hey, you child..." While being pushed out by Gu Beiyu, my brother turned his head and gave Gu Beiyu a doting look, feeling more and more helpless towards this little match at home who was becoming more and more lively.

……

Stepping in the snow-white corridor, my brother thought of something, and suddenly turned to Gu Beiyu and said, "By the way, I need to ask for your opinions on something, because the three of you are all geniuses who can recite the nine-nine multiplication table." , so I have already helped you apply for early graduation. Hearing this news, Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Stanford, and MIT sent a special congratulatory message and asked the three of you if you are willing to enroll in the college. If any of you Anyone who is willing can prepare to enter the school at any time."

Hearing a series of names of famous schools suddenly, Gu Beiyu was stunned: "Harvard...what what?"

"Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Stanford, Massachusetts Institute of Technology is also the alma mater of Edison, Darwin, Einstein, Franklin, Mendeleev, and Ampere Mendel," the elder brother glanced helplessly at the happy dog ​​at home. Zisheng's little genius, speaking slowly and repeating it, explained, "Edison Darwin Einstein Franklin Mendeleev Ampere Mendel wrote a complete set of ninety-nine multiplication silently in the college entrance examination room." That's why I was admitted on the spot by Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, Stanford, MIT, the world's top institutions, but my baby is better than Edison, Darwin, Einstein, Franklin, Mendeleev, and Ampere Mendel Much more, after all Edison Darwin Einstein Franklin Mendeleev Ampere Mendel could only write silently, but the baby can memorize the nine-nine multiplication table backwards."

"...Okay, don't tell me, I know." Gu Beiyu's head hurts from reading the complicated names like tongue twisters, and he waved without thinking, "Then help us reject that Harvard... The college's admission request."

Just kidding, he has a full six cannon fodder to attack a man who needs to fight, how can he have time to go to school!

"Okay," my brother asked softly, "don't you three go to school?"

Gu Beiyu nodded indifferently: "Yeah, yes, no, no."

Hearing this, Murong Xinghe in his arms was stunned for a moment, then he pursed his lips and let out a beep in dissatisfaction——

No, it's fine if you don't go to school yourself, why do you say that Dugu Yemoli and I won't go to school anymore?

Yan Nanchuan glanced at Murong Xinghe quietly, and mercilessly demolished the stage: "Well, I'm not going either."

Murong Xinghe paused, then curled his mouth, and wanted to beep a few more times, but Gu Beiyu slapped his paw on the firm and elastic fish's head, his tone was very much like a benevolent man who is worried about his son. Father: "Beep beep, what beep beep, don't you look at what you are now, and you still want to go to school? Do you want to be the first puffer fish in history to sit in the classroom? Or, do you want to be in front of the whole school? Teachers and students come to have a narcissus puffer fish love?"

Why didn't he know before that this kid loves learning so much?

Hearing this, Murong Xinghe suddenly remembered that he was still a puffer fish, so he could only stuff his shriveled fish head back into Bei Yu's arms with a heartbroken heart.

"It's okay." Seeing Murong Xinghe's love for studying so much, the old father Yan Nanchuan couldn't help feeling full of relief, and comforted him softly, "Just now my brother said that you can go in whenever you want, and we will help you recover. After you are born, you can go to school."

"Beep?" Murong Xinghe raised his head abruptly, a pair of dead fish eyes glowing brightly under the light of the crystal lamp.

Yan Nanchuan thought for a while, then turned to look at his brother: "Can you return the admission letter to us first?"

The elder brother smiled kindly: "Of course, I'll have someone deliver the admission notice right now." After speaking, he picked up the walkie-talkie and gave instructions.

"Beep!" Murong Xinghe raised his ugly little head and yelled happily, and two curved arcs suddenly appeared in the center of the two shining dead fish eyes.

After all, the puffer fish not only has no jj, but also no eyelids, so it is temporarily impossible to complete the difficult movement of happily making two small crescents with the eyes, so it can only make do with the pupils in the eyeballs...

However, he can swallow things into his stomach and preserve them without being strangled to death. At the same time, he can bend his pupils into a small crescent without being blinded... It is obvious that the Murong puffer fish is not an ordinary puffer fish!It is a super-evolved magical puffer fish that has undergone the magic baptism of the mysterious twin magic evil king!

While Gu Beiyu was thinking happily in his mind, he looked around and looked around. For some reason, he always felt that this road was inexplicably familiar...

But because all the roads in this house are white and long, they seem to be endless. No matter where he usually goes, there will be a servant to guide the way, so Gu Beiyu really didn't recognize it for a while.

"Here we are." At this moment, the elder brother who was walking in the front suddenly stopped. He signaled the servants on both sides to open the magnificent Qili gate in front of him. The magic apostle I was looking for is in this room."

Everyone looked up——

As the gate slowly opened, a man-made lake with endless rippling blue waves suddenly appeared in front of us.

A chubby toilet is standing on a high platform in the middle of the lake, waving happily to everyone: Hi~

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn, isn't this the fucking bathroom?