After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The next morning, Gu Beiyu opened his eyes in a daze, and a large 360-degree stereo chorus bass sounded in his ears suddenly, like a cello: "My dear Liulishang·Ice and Snow Cold·Crystal Love Heart· Murong Qin loves the little baby, are you awake?"

"..." Gu Beiyu sat up straight and almost died suddenly on the bed in an instant.

He raised his eyes silently, and sure enough, he saw his seven cheap older brothers leaning over and standing by the bed, just like the morning when he first crossed over, covering himself with seven round, faceless big heads in black and white. Surrounded by crowds, I don’t know, I thought he read the file again and traveled through it again!

Gu Beiyu calmed down his head, which was faintly ringing in the ears from the bass. He no longer expected these retarded matches to call his name properly. At this moment, he just lowered his face slightly and asked seriously: " How did you get in here?"

The focus is very precise!

The elder brother closest to Gu Beiyu smiled softly in his deep magnetic voice: "Silly baby, of course it's because we have the key to your room."

Gu Beiyu was instantly stunned by the word "baby": "..."

Hey, I haven't heard this name for a long time, and I'm not used to it for a while... Of course, no matter how many times I hear this horrible thing, I won't get used to it!

Shaking the goosebumps on his body, Gu Beiyu stretched out a small black claw towards the brothers who were smiling softly and expressionlessly.

The brothers lowered their heads and stared at this incomparably cute little hand, and then happily stacked their own little black hands that were one size larger on top of it one by one, and in the blink of an eye, a bunch of hills were formed on Gu Beiyu's hand!

Building blocks, happy!

The corner of Gu Beiyu's mouth twitched, and mercilessly slapped their childish big hands off, then spread his palms upwards again, and said, "Key."

The brothers blinked: "Huh?"

Gu Beiyu said blankly, "Hand over all your keys to me."

! !

The brothers immediately widened their eyes, covered their chests with heartache, and looked at the incomparably excessive little match in front of them in disbelief: "Baby, baby, you..." How can you behave like this!

Damn it's such a hassle to talk to them every time, can't you just be a little bit quicker!

Gu Beiyu took a deep breath, and passed his open palm forward again, with a cruel expression on his face: "Give me the key."

I'm sure I'll come back next time and continue to live. Such a dangerous thing must be killed in the cradle immediately!

Brothers cried and chirped: "No..."

Gu Beiyu frowned: "Huh?"

Brothers: "Wow! QAQ!"

In the end, the brothers handed the keys back to Gu Beiyu one by one while clutching their aching hearts.

Look at what an unreasonable, heartless, heartbreaking request this is!But as the baby's elder brother, they can never refuse any request from the baby!Ah, maybe, this is the great family relationship!

——The brothers bit their small handkerchiefs, thinking so.

Half an hour later, Gu Beiyu changed his clothes and washed with difficulty in the battle of wits with his brothers, and came to the living room to meet Yan Nanchuan and the others.

In fact, it only takes 10 minutes to change clothes and wash up, but it takes at least 10 minutes just to come and go from the bathroom, and the remaining 10 minutes are all spent fighting with brothers.

Gu Beiyu couldn't help being thankful again that he moved out of the house early, otherwise, wouldn't it be like fighting a war every morning, and he had to put on a family emotional action scene before he could go to school properly!It sounds really good for digestion!

Compared with Gu Beiyu's difficult washing process, Yan Nanchuan's side was much easier, so he waited in the living room early, holding a cup of breakfast tea specially prepared for him by the housekeeper.

Seeing Gu Beiyu approaching surrounded by a group of tall stick figures, Yan Nanchuan was taken aback for a moment, then quickly put down his tea cup and stood up, rubbing his fingers uncomfortably at the seam of his trousers, his expression slightly cramped.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

What is this sudden tension...

At this time, Yan Nanchuan didn't know that this weird nervous feeling was exactly the same as the feeling of meeting the parents of the object in the legend!

Obviously, although Yan Nanchuan himself is not aware of his feelings, his body honestly brings him into the role in an instant.

It can be said that the instinctive reaction is very fast!

Mr. Housekeeper is very professional. Long before his brothers came to the living room, he gave a brief introduction to Yan Nanchuan one by one in advance, so that Yan Nanchuan could recognize them easily.

But seriousness is very easy to recognize. Yan Nanchuan stared at the red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple hair and clothes of his brothers, and called out one by one obediently: "Hello, big brother, hello, second brother, hello, third brother, hello, fourth brother, fifth brother." Hello brother, hello sixth brother, hello seventh brother."

After shouting, Yan Nanchuan couldn't help but glanced at the water glass that was put on the table, and quietly licked his slightly dry lips.

A little thirsty, want to drink water.

"You are Anan, right?" The eldest brother smiled kindly and politely at Yan Nanchuan, his deep and magnetic voice was like a cello playing in a large auditorium.

I have to say that when facing outsiders, this group of brothers can still handle things well.

Yan Nanchuan's body trembled inexplicably. Obviously, like Gu Beiyu, he was severely intimidated by his brother's bass.

I don't know which wonderful nerve in his head was poked. Yan Nanchuan was silent for two seconds. Then, he coughed lightly and lowered his voice, making his already deep and magnetic voice even more deep and magnetic. Not to be outdone, he whispered Answer: "Yes."

It's so much lower than my brother's voice!

Gu Beiyu's ears went numb suddenly: "???"

Hey!Where did the bass monster come from!How dare you defile the body of our pure and beautiful Ice Fairy without authorization!Hurry up and return my Anan!

This time, it was finally the brothers' turn to be terrified in place: "..."

The air was strangely silent for two seconds. The brothers looked at each other, then turned their heads, and slowly narrowed their sharp eyes as if seeing an enemy for life. Then, the seven of them worked together to lower their voices and raise the corners of their mouths, using a 360-degree The bass in the stereo chorus cello version was two cents lower, and played cordially towards Yan Nanchuan: "I finally met a real person today. Gu Beiyu often mentioned you to us at home."

Gu Beiyu couldn't help but plucked his itchy ears: "..."

No!I have never lived at home, how could I mention Anan often to you!Is it really okay to lie like this in front of the Lord?Also, can't you speak normally?My ears are going to go blind!

However, no one could hear Gu Beiyu's heartfelt voice. In the next second, Yan Nanchuan's expression froze, and he lowered his voice again, two points lower than the tenor version of "Big Brothers 360-degree Stereo Harmony Cello Version." His voice is two points lower, imitating their appearance, squinting his eyes and speaking slowly: "Is that so, Xiaobei often mentions you, my brothers, to me at school."

Boom—firing subwoofer shells!Attack——

The brothers narrowed their eyes even tighter, lowered their voices again, and said in a voice that was two minutes lower than all the voices put together just now: "Really, we have a good relationship with the baby, and we often mention that we should of it."

The defense is on!The defense was successful!

Launch the upgraded version of the subwoofer below!Boom—strike—

Not to be outdone, the corners of Yan Nanchuan's mouth curled up, and he lowered his voice again, bombarding the cochlea of ​​human beings like an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon. His tone was inexplicably yin and yang, and he said, "Really, me too, the relationship between me and Xiaobei That's good too."

The upgraded defense is on!The defense was successful!

Fire the Supreme Subwoofer below!Boom—strike—

My brother's eyes were almost closed, but he still refused to give up. His Adam's apple rolled with difficulty, and then he lowered his voice again, trying to squeeze out a word, and tried his best to challenge the limits of human beings: "Mmm~"

The final defense is on!

warn!warn!The defense net is cracked faintly!The defense net is cracked faintly!

Try firing the ultimate cannonball below!Boom—attack—poof~!The shells misfired!

Call for reinforcements now!Call for army support!Call for army support!

……

Gu Beiyu, who was sandwiched by 720 degrees and felt the extreme three-dimensional bass in all directions, completely collapsed: "..."

Damn, what kind of weird comparison is this!Don't you guys think that your current behavior is very super weird?Um? ? ?

The author has something to say: the campus chapter ends tomorrow, and then the painting style will be upgraded.

(What? Has it always been a school play? Shocked.jpg)