After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The magic tentacles of the Fifth Illusion were knocked dizzy by the system, and rushed out of Gu Beiyu's mind almost as if escaping, and slammed back into his body.

Immediately, the Fifth Illusion in reality was caught off guard by the magical force, and the whole match fell to the ground, with two eyes frantically shooting stars.

Fifth Illusion: "%#&￥℃$#%*の#&￥......"

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As the world's top magician who "he calls the second except his dear brother, no one dares to be the first", the supreme guest who personally awarded the Medal of Honor by the King of Dream Butterfly Kingdom, and the "Twin Magic" who owns the entire magic city of Jiyue Qingfeng When did the Fifth Illusion, one of the sons of the evil king, suffer such humiliation?

What kind of monster is Wanyan Zimengdie?

How could he... How could he keep that kind of weird thing in his head?

Isn't he afraid of being eaten up by his little head, which is not very clever? !

If the system knew that Fifth Illusion actually regarded him as a big zombie who likes to eat small brains, it would definitely regret that he didn't use garbage data to paste his deep and handsome big round face just now.

But even now, the garbage data in the head of the fifth illusion is enough.

"Hmm..." Fifth Illusion covered its head and leaned against the corner of the tent in pain, its noble head drooping and its whole body in a mess.

After the initial astonishment, a burst of needle-like sharp buzzing suddenly swept through the cochlea, and the head seemed to be filled with water, and there was a clanging sound in the ears when it moved a little. This was because the head of the Fifth Illusion had been The system is clogged with junk data.

Data flow exists like air in the human brain, which can only be understood, but cannot be expressed in words. However, the reason why data garbage becomes garbage is because they are originally indescribable, and after many cycles in the system, they have accumulated too much. obsolete program.

These programs have not been used for a long time, and they will gradually condense into a concrete liquid form, so now the Fifth Illusion is really brain flooded.

Different from the painful Fifth Illusion, Gu Beiyu, whose head had exploded, finally calmed down at this time, and felt refreshed and refreshed, as if he had washed his head in a mountain spring in the forest in early summer!

If the Fifth Illusion knew Gu Beiyu's mood, it would definitely be furious——

Nonsense, all the garbage in your head has been dumped into my head, can you not feel refreshed...

Gu Beiyu, who had returned to normal, jumped up from the ground, and aggressively asked the system to settle the score: "System! What are you screaming all of a sudden! I was almost sent away by you with a loud voice, did you make it? Do you want to murder the host?!"

The system still didn't recover a little bit, and when he heard Gu Beiyu's reprimand, he was aggrieved and burst into tears: [A tentacle attacked me just now while I was taking a shower!Your little cutie's innocence is almost lost, and you still yell at me!Hey, hey, he actually peeped at the cute little system taking a bath in broad daylight, is there any law, hey...]

"Stop, stop," Gu Beiyu's head ached again from the system crying, "Who peeped on you taking a shower?"

The system burst into tears: [A tentacle! 】

"You mean, a tentacle stuck into my head just now?" Gu Beiyu was horrified, "Damn it! Is my little head okay? Is it not brain-dead? Is my IQ still recoverable?"

system:【……】

Is that the point?The point is that people almost lost their innocence, okay? ! ! !

With tears in his eyes, the system panted and puffed out his mouth and asked, "What were you doing just now?"

It doesn't believe that the system will find hooligans for no reason because it is so cute and cute. It must be that this unreliable host is messing around again outside!

Gu Beiyu looked innocent: "I didn't do anything, I was just looking for the fifth illusion to test the future, and I heard you calling before I finished the test."

The system stared suspiciously at the Fifth Illusion, and saw that the big head of the Fifth Illusion was covered with drops of water, and it looked constipated, but it didn't know why it was covering its head instead of its stomach.

Weird.

The system looks away with a look of disgust.

At this time, the Fifth Illusion, who was disgusted by the system, leaned on the wall and stood up helplessly.

Accompanied by his movements, the monstrous waves in his mind immediately surged, and the body of the Fifth Illusion immediately swayed unbearably, feeling a little nauseous.

But almost getting seasick because your brain got flooded sounds pretty smart...

Damn it, what did that ugly little zombie do to his noble and beautiful little head? !

While thinking angrily, the Fifth Illusion turned its head and patted its ears vigorously.

A drop of liquid the size of a grain of rice fell out of the ear hole with a bang, and fell to the ground, splashing fine and beautiful data fragments like stars.

The Fifth Illusion widened its eyes, staring blankly at a string of characters flashing past the data fragments——

"The Most Favored in the Prosperous Age: Lord God, Are You Good or Bad"

Fifth Illusion: "???"

what the hell? ? ?

However, before Fifth Illusion had a closer look, the string of characters had quickly dissipated into the air.

"..." The Fifth Illusion pondered for two seconds, then resolutely patted his ears three times in one breath, crackling, three small drops of water fell out of the ear hole of the Fifth Illusion, and then shattered into pieces. Nice little pieces--

"The Arrival of the Lord God: The Domineering Old Attack Super-Favorite"

"Small Runaway System: The administrator begs to be let go"

"Quick time travel: this host is not good enough"

……

Fifth Illusion: "..."

Although I can't understand what these things are, I feel inexplicably that my pure and flawless spiritual world has been tarnished!

Poor little system, he didn't even know that not only his body was exposed by the gangster, but even his little secret was exposed!

While everyone was in chaos, Yan Nanchuan kept his lips slightly parted, his cheeks slightly red, and his eyes staring at the air above his head obsessively. He looked like an idiot whose soul had been taken away, and was as quiet as if he had been forgotten by the world... …

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"Maybe it's just a mysterious alien creature that got lost and accidentally broke in," Gu Beiyu comforted the system, "As long as the innocence is still there, it's not a big deal, maybe they don't have any interest in you at all."

system:【……】

The god Nima lost his way, whoever lost his way would get lost in his head!

Gu Beiyu said again: "You don't even care about the owner of my head, so don't think about it, anyway, you can't think of it with your IQ, so it's better to just go with the situation."

system:【……】

Although the words are not very nice, it seems to be the truth.

The system puffed up and said: [That's good, then I'll continue to take a shower, there is still a little garbage data that I haven't finished processing... You have to be careful yourself, boys still have to protect themselves when they go out...]

Gu Beiyu's heart softened, and he patted the system's wet little head with his brain cells: "Got it, go ahead."

After sending the system away, Gu Beiyu remembered that his future hadn't been tested yet!

He immediately turned his head to look at the Fifth Illusion, but before he could speak, the battered Fifth Illusion had already leaned on the wall and stood up straight in a trance, waved to everyone with his eyes open, and said: "Today's divination ends here, you can go."

Gu Beiyu was taken aback: "No, what about my future?"

Isn't my future untested?

The Fifth Illusion came back to his senses, his gaze crossed Gu Beiyu's cute round face, his face changed slightly, he felt a little nauseous again, he quickly turned around, turned his back to Gu Beiyu and waved his hand in disgust: "No No! Go, go, go!"

No one knows what he just went through!

Brother is right, the outside world is really scary!

He just really wants to go home now.

Now, right now, I'm going home! ! !

Gu Beiyu looked confused: "???"

What, why do I have no future?Even if I am going to die on the spot in the next second, then the most important scene in my life should be the scene of the next murder!

"I won't leave, I also want to predict the future..." Gu Beiyu was very unhappy, he took two steps forward and wanted to chat with Fifth Illusion.

However, the Fifth Illusion, who had been elegant and easy-going from the beginning of the meeting, stared at Gu Bei's face and took a step back in disgust, as if seeing something dirty, and then began to circle around with the magic of love in place. The fish barely touched a piece of soft robe corner, and the Fifth Illusion disappeared from the field of vision with a special spinning effect, leaving Gu Beiyu's face full of magic exhaust.

Gu Beiyu: "???"

This is running too fast!

Gu Beiyu silently withdrew his Erkang hand, glanced at his little black claws suspiciously——

No, are my hands really that dirty?As for scaring you like this!

However, if the Fifth Illusion can travel through time and space and return to the present from the future, it will definitely reward myself with two big ears. Once, there was a beautiful opportunity in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it I regret it too late.

If the Fifth Illusion hastened to do a fortune-telling for Yan Nanchuan right now, he would be shocked to find that one of Yan Nanchuan's seven red lines was actually connected to his dear brother!

And at this time, if the Fifth Illusion once again risked the risk of backlash to make another divination for his brother, he would find that the one red line three years ago had become two, one still connected to the mentally handicapped chairman, and the other But it was connected to Yan Nanchuan!

However, it is a pity that there is no "if" in the world, and everything can only be fully revealed when the Fifth Illusion and Gu Beiyu meet again.

The trip to the divination club finally came to an end. Everyone left the dense ancient banyan forest and took a helicopter to Gu Beiyu's home, intending to continue searching for the magic apostle mentioned in the mouth of the fifth illusion.

Along the way, Yan Nanchuan was in a daze, but because Gu Beiyu couldn't see his face, and Yan Nanchuan usually didn't talk much, so Gu Beiyu didn't notice anything unusual.

When we arrived at Gu Beiyu's villa, it was already getting late, so Gu Beiyu made a quick decision to stay in and get some sleep, and then get up and do tasks tomorrow.

Mr. Steward told Gu Beiyu that his seven dear brothers are currently scattered in every corner of the world and are struggling desperately to support this small family. They will not be able to fly back for a while, so they can only see you tomorrow morning.

Hearing that he didn't have to meet Fudimo tonight, Gu Beiyu was so happy that he ate three bowls of rice, managed to fill himself up, and went back to the bedroom to lie down after washing up with difficulty.

Slimy was also brought back together, and together with Murong Xinghe, servants were arranged to take care of them.

Gu Beiyu thought, if Slimy is really Ouyang Nanxun's puppy, Ouyang Nanxun, who is the object of his mission, should be able to meet again soon, so he might as well just take Slimy with him.

The summer night is quiet, the moonlight is as cool as water, and the slightly dangling curtains in the distance have an inexplicable sense of familiarity, as if an invisible hand has reversed the hourglass of time, making people suddenly return to the night when they lived in the chairman's office building.

However, unlike that night, tonight Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan did not sleep together, but asked the housekeeper to prepare a separate guest room for Yan Nanchuan.

At this time, Yan Nanchuan was lying on the side of the 10-square-meter big bed like a drop in the ocean, inexplicably having the vision of a poor husband who was driven by his wife to camp in the wilderness.

Above the head, outside the glass ceiling, the clear night sky is still the same, the silvery moonlight is still the same, the broken stars are still shining with the lingling night light, everything is just like that night, but for some reason, Yan Nanchuan just feels empty in his arms. , My heart is also empty.

Maybe it's because no one will compete with him for pillows anymore, and of course, no one will treat him like ice cream anymore... Yan Nanchuan wrapped his little quilt tightly, thinking so.

Staring at the ceiling silently for a while, Yan Nanchuan stuck out a finger from under the quilt, and in an instant, a pure and soft snowflake slowly bloomed on his slender fingertips, the white moonlight fell, and the sky was full of stars twinkling With the crystal light, against the background of the little snowflake, it is as clear and bright as a broken diamond, and it is absolutely beautiful.

Just like that night, one of the scattered diamond necklaces accidentally dropped, but there was no one around who could give it away.

Yan Nanchuan tonight is Yan Nanchuan with a pillow.

Tonight's Yan Nanchuan is Yan Nanchuan without Gu Beiyu's hug.

For a moment, this inexplicable feeling of loneliness dissipated a lot of the shocking feeling brought about by seeing that beautiful young man during the day.

Yan Nanchuan withdrew his fingers boredly, let the snowflake fall and melt, and slowly closed his eyes.

Before falling asleep in a daze, what appeared in his mind was no longer the breathtaking face of the beautiful young man in the daytime, but the three simple words "Gu Beiyu" that filled all his days. .

The author has something to say: Compared with illusory fantasy, of course the person in front of you is more important!Our Anan is very dedicated!How can it be possible to eat what is in the bowl and think about what is in the pot! (despite the same person in the pot in the bowl)