After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu: "..."

No, did you agree to take us to the man in green?Why did you come to Ouyang Nanxun's house?The man in green couldn't just hide in Ouyang Nanxun's castle!cool?Sao Sao?Hurry up and explain, Saosao, what is going on!

However, Sao Sao stared in bewilderment at the 360k pure gold crystal bathtub inlaid with South African heart-shaped crown diamonds in the same style as Gu Beiyu's bathroom under her, and then stared at Ouyang who was not far away with a face of [rogue] Under Nanxun's buttocks is the same 180k pure gold phantom diamond toilet inlaid with Madagascar gay purple moonlight crystals (of course, this toilet is not a magic apostle so it doesn't move), and the purple toilet lid immediately becomes messy when it is lifted of black threads.

Sao Sao: "%#&￥℃$#%*の#&￥......"

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There are many ways of magic teleportation. This time, Sao Sao led Gu Beiyu and others to find the man in green. The method of physical teleportation is used. The medium required for the teleportation is specially customized by [Man in Green の Magic Workshop] The limited edition 360k pure gold crystal bathtub inlaid with South African heart-shaped crown diamonds, and the key to activate the teleportation array are the two magic apostles Saosao and Kuku.

After the magic apostle is awakened, he can use special magic to connect the two locations that have a 360k pure gold inlaid South African heart-shaped crown diamond crystal bathtub, and then transport the transmitter there, just like the magic of Gu Beiyu and others this time Teleportation - Saosao is responsible for opening the magic channel between the two bathtubs, and Kuku is responsible for the transportation.

The so-called [Man in Green の Magic Workshop] is actually just a small studio located in the Magic Moving Castle of the Man in Green, and it will change its location with the movement of the magic castle, so it cannot be located. It just so happens A 360k pure gold inlaid South African heart-shaped crown diamond crystal bathtub was also placed in the magic castle, so Sao Sao thought of sending Gu Beiyu and others there through the bathtub.

Saosao took it for granted that this bathtub was too expensive, except for Gu Beiyu, Liulishang, Bingxue Lengling, Crystal Love, Murong Qin'ai, Wanyan Zimengdie, the grandson of the richest man in the country, the entire Mary Su Kingdom There should be no second little idiot buying it. How could I have imagined that this poor (?) nobleman who came out of nowhere in front of me actually placed a piece of it at home, so that it should have been sent directly. Gu Beiyu and others who arrived at the magic castle were cut off halfway and sent to the same bathtub of the nobleman.

Although...it was indeed due to its negligence - the transmission error caused by not entering the product number of the bathtub in the magic castle, but, but it can't be completely blamed on him!Sao Sao is so cute, what bad thoughts can Sao Sao have!

Saosao: "..."

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At this moment, Gu Beiyu wiped the water from his face in pain, got up from the motorboat with difficulty, and stretched out a small hand seeking knowledge toward Saosao: "That, Saosao? What the hell is going on... "What happened...

However, before Gu Beiyu finished the last two words, Sao Sao trembled violently as if in shock, then twisted her body enchantingly and flew into the sky, and anxiously opened her bloody mouth in a cool direction.

Saosao: Cool cool!Let's go!Little Match is going to settle accounts with us!

"Wait, what are you going to do..." Gu Beiyu saw that something was going wrong, and was about to stop Sao Sao's movements, when the motorboat under his feet suddenly trembled, and with one butt, he overturned them all, including firewood, fish and dogs. After getting into the bathtub, he galloped towards Sao Sao with full power along with the pool water being sucked into the sky.

"Fuck, I can't swim!" Gu Beiyu thumped his limbs in the water in horror, and when he closed his eyes, he instinctively stretched out his arms and flew towards Yan Nanchuan next to him with a whole match.

"No, wait—" Yan Nanchuan poked a wet round head out of the water, and when he looked up, he saw Gu Beiyu rushing towards him like a small cannonball. Before he could dodge in horror, his hands were already Reflexively, he reached out and hugged Gu Beiyu.

Click.

The sound of a small match being snapped.

"Wow..." Groove!Yan Nanchuan held the weight of love full of pain, shook his body, and swallowed the swear words that came to his lips.

My... old... waist...

Yan Nanchuan: "%#&￥℃$#%*の#&￥..."

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And at this time, Sao Sao's fast-opening mouth had already swallowed the motorboat with a groan, and then swallowed herself (?) with a groan, disappearing into the air in an instant like a little star.

In the bathtub, Gu Beiyu held Yan Nanchuan's head tightly with both hands, and hung the whole match sticky on his body, babbling and croaking with his eyes closed: "Help! I can't swim! I want to drowned!"

"Beep! Beep! Beep!" Help!I can't swim either!I'm going to be drowned too!

Murong Xinghe, who had already been frightened into a balloon, beeped and frantically planed two small fish fins in the water while beeping, and then stared at the two bulging dead fish eyes that couldn't be closed even if he wanted to. Grab the fabric of the clothes on Gu Beiyu's chest, and then quickly jump to the top of Gu Beiyu's head with two claws alternately crawling and rubbing.

Yan Nanchuan stood upright in the bathtub with the firewood and porpoise on his head, and silently glanced at the pool of water that could reach his chest: "..."

Damn, my head is so heavy.

It’s fine if Gu Beiyu can’t swim, after all, even though he’s called a fish, he’s not a real fish, Murong Xinghe, so what’s the matter if you can’t swim?Aren't you a puffer fish!

At this time, a slimy dog ​​was digging and swimming past them cutely...

Sticky: (~〃'▽'〃)~

swim!hapiness!

Gu Beiyu tightly hugged Yan Nanchuan's reassuring round head with both hands, and wailed: "Help! Help! Little Match is going to be drowned! Anan, hurry up and help!"

Shouting, Gu Beiyu looked down at the white and tender round head in front of him, couldn't help touching it with his small hands, then rubbed it with his soft face, and couldn't help licking his lips——

Ah, it's so round, so smooth, so nice to touch, I really want to just take a bite and see what it tastes like, I don't know if it will be as soft and delicious as Daifuku...Hungry~(￣￢￣*~)

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

I don't know why I suddenly feel a chill on the top of my head.

On the top of Gu Beiyu's head, Murong Xinghe pouted a pair of sexy fish lips, pressed against the gay purple words [Dad help] on his lips, and also blew crazily at his throat——

help!help!The little pufferfish is about to drown!Wanyan Zimengdie hurry up and help!

Poor Murong Xinghe didn't know at all, the words on his face completely exposed his heart!

It seems that Gu Beiyu has established a deep image of a loving father in Murong Xinghe's heart.

What Gu Beiyu's father did was not wishful thinking... Little Match was so moved!

At this moment, a slimy dog ​​who was circling around them looked at them dumbly and suspiciously while digging and lifting its wet little head...

Sticky: ~(〃'▽'〃~)

What is this doing?

? ?

! !

Slimy realized!

Stick it!hapiness!

I also want!

Then while trying to swing his sexy motor butt, he accelerated the dog planer and swam quickly to Yan Nanchuan's side, and then happily opened his two short legs towards Yan Nanchuan's painful old waist, and stuck them tightly with a snap go up.

Sticky: "..."

Nannan!Stick it!

Click.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Vomit a mouthful of old blood.

Is this the weight of the legendary unbearable love?

Why does it feel heavier and heavier...

When the bathtub was in chaos, Ouyang Nanxun, who was forgotten on top of the toilet, glanced vigilantly in the direction of Gu Beiyu and the others. Seeing that no one noticed him, he quickly pouted his buttocks and quickly took out a tissue to wipe his buttocks Clean and then quickly throw the wiped smell into the toilet. Quickly press the flush button with one hand to destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces. With the other hand, quickly lift up the pants, then quickly turn around and quickly close the golden rectangle that is much more complicated than other stickmen.

Swish swish!

The series of movements were so fast that there were almost afterimages!

He almost strangled his balls!

Yan Nanchuan took two deep breaths, tried his best to restrain himself not to lift the things on his body, he forcefully pushed away Gu Beiyu's small paw covering his nose, pulled it down, and said, "Get down."

Gu Beiyu held her head in tears: "No!"

Yan Nanchuan's forehead was throbbing with blue veins, and he angrily shouted in a low voice, "Get down!"

Gu Beiyu hugged the head in his arms even tighter, and shook his head in pain, "No...don't~"

People will be drowned... Wooah!

Before Gu Beiyu could finish crying, Yan Nanchuan finally couldn't bear it anymore and tore off the sticky skin cream on the top of his head. Then, amidst Gu Beiyu's horrified cry, he turned the person over in the air and hugged the princess directly. in the arms.

The cold-faced and kind-hearted protagonist Shou was unwilling to throw the "soft and delicate like a flower" white lotus into the water.

This is really an epic sisterhood!

"Mom!" Gu Beiyu stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around Yan Nanchuan's slender neck in horror, noticing the strength of the strong arms confining his waist and the scorching body temperature clinging to his shoulder blades, Gu Beiyu couldn't help but blush.

Immediately, his eyes were moist and he slowly raised his head, his voice was sweet and shy: "What are you doing..."

The next moment, Gu Beiyu stared at Shangyan Nanchuan's expressionless face, which looked like a small advertisement on a street pole, with four indifferent square characters——

[my old waist]

That's right, the characters on the stickman's face not only have different colors, but you can also set the font and size as you like!This is really very human!

Gu Beiyu was embarrassed: "..."

What the hell?This is too spoiled the atmosphere!

Yan Nanchuan said indifferently, "You lower your head."

? ?

Gu Beiyu, who had completely calmed down, lowered his head obediently, and then saw the pool of water barely covering his chest.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Ah this.

Yan Nanchuan continued to have four ice-blue Chinese characters [my old waist] on his face, and said ruthlessly, "Excuse me, Wanyan Zimengdie, can you get off me now?"

"..." Gu Beiyu's face turned red with sincerity, and Murong Xinghe, who was holding his own head on top of his head, quickly climbed off Yan Nanchuan's body.

As soon as Gu Beiyu fell to the ground, Yan Nanchuan couldn't hold it any longer and quietly supported his throbbing waist with his hands.

It was fun for a while, and the car overturned in the crematorium. Next time, just throw him down.

——Yan Nanchuan thought cruelly, he didn't even know that what he wanted to throw away was his future wife!

Slimy saw Gu Beiyu suddenly appearing in the water, so he resolutely gave up on Yan Nanchuan's old waist, turned his butt and slid into Gu Beiyu's chest instead.

Sticky: "..."

North!Post it too!

Gu Beiyu picked up the sticky paste from the water and hugged the wet dog in his arms. Suddenly, a familiar voice appeared on the land not far ahead.

Gu Beiyu raised his head, and saw Ouyang Nanxun sneaking back to the shore in a motorboat at some point. At this moment, he was touching his heart with one hand raised in shock, and pointing at them with a trembling hand, gracefully and gracefully like Apollo's harp. The voice was full of deep panic at this time, and the well-groomed gold said: "Oh, my God, look at these two charming gentlemen, why did you suddenly appear in my bathroom? For God's sake , please tell me the answer, I swear, I will be very grateful! Or, you... what do you want to do to me?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Oh my god, listen, listen to this stupid language, it's as bad as mary's daughter playing the violin, if you don't shut up your sexy little mouth, I'm going to smack you with the tip of my leather boot Kiss your lips, I swear, I really will!

——Damn it, I didn't say it, this way of speaking is really unbearable, it can directly ignite the temper every minute, isn't it!

"Cough," Yan Nanchuan silently put down the little hand that was supporting his waist, and pulled Gu Beiyu, who was about to rush up and beat someone, behind him, "Sorry, we broke in by accident, not on purpose. Yes, I am sorry to disturb you, we will leave now..."

"Please wait a moment," Ouyang Nanxun took a step forward anxiously, interrupted Yan Nanchuan's words impolitely, and quickly and affectionately expressed his euphemistic love and longing, "I really didn't expect that I could be here I met you again, Mr. Beautiful, I haven't seen you for a while, and you look even more beautiful..."

As he said that, Ouyang Nanxun stared deeply at Yan Nanchuan's face, which was as graceful as a dragon, as graceful as a frightened bird, with golden hooks and iron strokes, strong bones, scratches like sand, flying dragons and phoenixes, dragons walking like snakes, leaping over trees, Yiqiu gets water, flowing clouds and flowing water, deep work, hearty ice blue [male protagonist] words...

Oh, what a charming, beautiful and amazing face, even the world's top calligraphers Wang Xizhi, Ouyang Xun, Liu Gongquan, Mi Fu, Zhong Yao, Zhao Meng, Zhang Xu and Yan Zhenqing could not make such a beautiful face. Fantastic writing!

That’s right, it’s still what the system told Gu Beiyu——

The world in the eyes of the aborigines in the comic world is the same as the world in the eyes of Gu Beiyu.

Before the painting style was upgraded, Gu Beiyu saw the world as black and white stick figures, so the aborigines in the comic world also saw black and white stick figures. The ability to distinguish colors", but Gu Beiyu didn't have it.

Now that the painting style has been upgraded, what Gu Beiyu sees in the world is stick figures with colorful characters, so the aborigines in the comic world also see stick figures with colorful characters!

Therefore, Ouyang Nanxun, who is an aborigine in the comic world, can see all the characters on Yan Nanchuan's face clearly!

And because of the power of the mysterious world law, Ouyang Nanxun will not feel that there is anything strange about Chinese characters appearing on his face...

Isn't it just the long words on the face?This is really normal, okay?Whoever has no words on his face is the real ugly monster!

Ouyang Nanxun's eyes staring at the word "male lead" became more and more obsessed, his lips parted slightly, his originally elegant and melodious voice gradually became hoarse, and he said: "It must be a special fate that allows me to meet you again , so, please don't leave in such a hurry..."

The eyes that were staring at Yan Nanchuan were burning with enthusiasm like flames, as if they were not looking at the [male lead] but [lobster], and it was almost a fire!

Obviously already fascinated by the Chinese characters on Yan Nanchuan's face!

Gu Beiyu couldn't help twisting Yan Nanchuan's clothes, and successfully squeezed out a puddle of water: "..."

It's normal that you don't expect it, after all, not everyone's dream girl will fall from the sky when they are cleaning [beep——] in the bathroom at home.

What an ape!manure!Woolen cloth!

Yan Nanchuan looked at Ouyang Nanxun's face that was constantly flashing with words such as [blazing], [longing], and [obsessed], and touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment: "Uh, it is indeed a fate... If there is nothing else, let's start I'm leaving, sorry to bother you again..."

This stranger, please control your emotions, thank you, otherwise I will call the police.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

All the emotions and heart are clearly seen through the words on the face, and there is no secret at all!

By the way, do spies exist in this world?Wouldn't it be as long as you show up and write the word "spy" on your face every minute!

"No! I won't let you go!" Hearing that Yan Nanchuan wanted to leave his side, Ouyang Nanxun finally could no longer maintain his hypocritical gentlemanly demeanor.

I saw him step back five meters with a cool space slide, and then he took out a small golden bell out of nowhere, hung it in the air, and swayed his slender wrist gracefully——

Jingle Bell.

The next moment, the resplendent door of the bathroom was slammed open by a strong force, followed by countless angel knights wearing silver armored knight outfits and silver helmets, with silver boots and swords hanging from their waists, coming aggressively from outside. He rushed in, and in the blink of an eye, the entire bathroom was surrounded by water.

"Baili Wuji, catch them for me and don't let them leave," Ouyang Nanxun gave Yan Nanchuan a deep look for the last time, then narrowed his eyes slightly, and stepped back slowly in space dance steps, hiding himself in the In the shadow of the Knight Legion, only a deep and gorgeous voice echoed faintly in the air, "No one is allowed to leave..."

Gu Beiyu: "?!"

Just start a fight?

So, are we going to enter the plot of robbery so soon this time?It's so efficient!Much more efficient than an unknown mentally handicapped chairman!

But why is this man walking so strangely? He is slippery, isn't he afraid of falling to his death in the bathroom!

The author has something to say: #脑洞小剧场#

If the protagonist is already together at this time:

Yan Nanchuan pressed Gu Beiyu, panting.

Yan Nanchuan's lips moved slightly: "Xiaobei, I..."

Gu Beiyu poked Yan Nanchuan lightly with his small black hand where it might be his mouth, looked affectionately at [fuckyou] on Yan Nanchuan's face, and said, "I know."

It's written all over your face honey.

Gu Beiyu raised his hot, rosy round head, pointed at [eon] on his face, and said, "You understand what I mean?"

……

[Uh-huh]

[ah ah]

[woo woo]

……

Meaning. Chaos. Love. Fascination...