After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Although the Fifth Illusion was very speechless, he had indeed taken away the most precious thing from Murong Xinghe's body, so he could only reluctantly stretch out his left hand, and hooked his fingers at Murong Xinghe like teasing a puppy: "Come."

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It's finally time to witness the miracle of magic!

Murong Xinghe was very happy, and slid out of Gu Beiyu's arms on his own initiative, and jumped to the feet of the Fifth Illusion. In the blink of an eye, he completely forgot that the Fifth Illusion had molested him for a few minutes.

With a heartless appearance, the kind that is particularly easy to be wiped out at first glance.

Murong Xinghe tilted his head: "Beep?"

what should I do?

Gu Beiyu writhed on the sofa, wanting to go over and see what they were doing, but the host hadn't spoken yet, and he wasn't sure if the presence of other people would affect the Fifth Illusion's spellcasting, so he could only secretly Suppress the restless heart.

On the throne, Fifth Illusion pushed the crystal ball in the palm of his right hand forward, and said casually: "Put your hand on this crystal ball, it will tell you what you want to know."

So simple?Murong Xinghe's eyes stayed on the beautiful crystal ball for a moment, and slowly extended a wet and delicate fish claw towards the crystal ball...then the fish claw moved forward two centimeters into the air.

It's a full two centimeters!

What a long distance!

Murong Xinghe blushed slightly: "..."

Damn, the claws are too short to reach.

The Fifth Illusion was also a little speechless, he stretched out his fingertips and pointed in Gu Beiyu's direction, and said helplessly, "Come up and help him."

"Here we come!" Gu Bei got up awkwardly, jumped over, grabbed Murong Xinghe without waiting for the Fifth Illusion to speak, put him on the crystal ball and urged anxiously, " Let go, let go!"

At this time, Yan Nanchuan, who had quietly followed up at some unknown time, stood beside Gu Beiyu quietly, and cast a non-curious look at the crystal ball.

Murong Xinghe was dazzled by Gu Beiyu's sudden movement, pouting his fish's mouth and protruding out two fish claws forcefully, like two small propellers, he buried his head and thumped wildly, the wind blowing Gu Beiyu's face felt chilly, but he couldn't touch the crystal ball.

Murong Pufferfish: "..."

I wave!ヾ⊙3⊙ノ～彡

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Gu Beiyu turned his face away in horror: "..."

I don't have such a stupid son!

The Fifth Illusion held its chin and raised its eyebrows the whole time, staring at them with interest, without moving its buttocks, showing no intention of helping, it was very cold-blooded!

"Hey, let me do it..." Yan Nanchuan couldn't stand it any longer, stepped forward, and simply turned Murong Xinghe to the side with Gu Beiyu's hand, so that Murong Xinghe's side was facing the crystal ball, and then grabbed He picked up his small fin and pressed it directly on the crystal ball.

In an instant, with the crystal ball as the center, the invisible hurricane fled towards the surroundings in an uproar, and then it was dragged back forcefully as if receiving a huge suction force. The suddenly recovered wind force collided with each other, gradually forming a bigger and bigger The vortex swept across the entire tent in the blink of an eye, blowing everyone's bodies to this side, almost unbearably blown off the ground by the wind.

At the same time, frenzied rays of light appeared inside the crystal ball that was originally surrounded by a faint green brilliance, rolling and surging like an ocean.

Murong Xinghe inflated into a balloon in fright, and was almost sent directly to the sky by a slap from the tornado. He screamed wildly in fright, and then was slapped on the crystal ball quickly by the Fifth Illusion.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you," Fifth Illusion said without sincerity, "You are now the power key of the crystal ball, and the crystal ball cannot be closed casually when it is turned on, otherwise it will cause irreversible damage to the host system. Very troublesome."

At this time, the Fifth Illusion completely lost the interest and gentleness it had when molesting Murong Xinghe, and treated Murong Xinghe like an object, with a shockingly frivolous attitude.

What a fucking scumbag!

Murong Xinghe who was beaten for no reason: "..."

In the past, he called him cute, but now he slaps him mercilessly.

The fifth heart, the needle under the sea!

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Gu Beiyu's body tilted uncontrollably, he felt that he was as thin as a piece of toilet paper now, and could go to heaven in minutes.

Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly, a big dry and soft hand wrapped around his small hand, gripping himself firmly on the ground, the attraction of the ground returned, and his thin body was like toilet paper meeting a roll of toilet paper. A sense of security and belonging.

The temperature from the palm was scorching and comfortable, and Gu Beiyu's face was faintly hot, trying to cover it up by complaining about herself—what a silly metaphor! 0 points, absolutely 0 points!

While everyone was being blown all over the ground looking for their heads, the Fifth Illusion grew firmly in the seat like taking root, and the dark green robes fluttered in the strong wind. Murong Xinghe, who is taking off, looks like he is doing his job with ease, and his painting style is not the same as that of the surrounding matches!

Gu Beiyu couldn't help but wonder if this man had a magnet on his butt!

"It's okay, don't worry," Fifth Illusion comforted with a rare kindness, "I haven't used the marriage test function for a long time, and the movement will always be a little louder when I first turn it on, and it will be fine after the host is turned on and the program starts to operate. a lot of."

Gu Beiyu fluttered in the wind: "..."

Damn, isn't this a crystal ball?How do you say it looks like a computer?Are magicians now so particular about science and technology?

As if knowing what Gu Beiyu was muttering in his heart, Fifth Illusion looked at him with distaste: "It's the 21st century now, can you stop being so superstitious? Be scientific in everything, okay?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

The Fifth Illusion Do you still remember what your job is? The Fifth Illusion?If you are capable, take off the magic robe on your body before speaking!

It seemed to confirm what the Fifth Illusion said just now. During the time the two were talking, the violent hurricane gradually calmed down. It scratched the person's face like a kitten without pain. When the balance was restored, the frenzied light inside the crystal ball became soft and clear.

The bright green light lingers in the transparent crystal ball like silk, and gradually converges into a thin trickle, slowly flowing towards the direction where the fins of Murong Xinghe touch the crystal ball. Immediately, that bright green light Along the tip of Murong Xinghe's soft fins, it flowed into Murong Xinghe's body, turning him into a bulging lantern puffer fish that shone with green light.

Yan Nanchuan was instantly blinded: "..."

This color is truly heavenly.

Murong Xinghe looked blank: "???"

What did he do wrong again?Why are you looking at him like that!I am very wronged! QAQ!

The Fifth Illusion looked Murong Xinghe left and right as if checking whether the computer program was running well, and said, "The test has already started."

"This is the beginning?" Gu Beiyu looked at the "unchanged" Murong Xinghe with a confused face, and really wanted to ask more carefully, but when he thought that he was despised by the Fifth Illusion just a minute ago... forget it.

He still wants to live a few more years, and he doesn't want to be pissed off so soon!

"Okay, it will take a while for Murong Xinghe to load the data, and I will be idle if I am idle. Let me tell you about the working principle of the fortune teller," said the Fifth Illusion without giving anyone a chance to refuse. , "Everyone's body is filled with a mysterious material energy, which we magicians and fortune-tellers call 'Qi'."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

What's the matter with the class starting all of a sudden!

However, the mysterious energy, qi, etc. sounded really metaphysical, and Gu Beiyu was immediately aroused.

The Fifth Illusion said: "Divination of fortune and marriage, in the final analysis, is to judge the 'luck' in fortune by studying the flow direction of the 'Qi' overflowing from inside and around the human body, and the degree of fusion with other people's 'Qi' , and the "fate qi" in marriage, which is what ordinary people call "fate".

"There are many types of qi. The 'luck' and 'fate qi' mentioned above are just two of them. Other common ones include 'wealth qi', 'sharp qi', 'murderous qi' and so on."

"Well, I want to ask." Gu Beiyu raised his hand obediently like a primary school student listening to a class, "Is the fragrance of the white lotus in my body also a kind of 'Qi'?"

"Smart." The Fifth Illusion praised. Immediately, he stretched out his fingertips and lightly tapped Murong Xinghe, which was still glowing green. A thick black air mass burst out from Murong Xinghe's body He came out, and was grasped by the Fifth Illusion, his fingers trembling pitifully holding the Fifth Illusion.

Murong Xinghe panicked: "Beep!!!"

Small shock?What's the matter with you, Xiao Zhen?Where are you taking Xiao Zhen?Quickly put down my little shock!

"Tsk, don't move around," Fifth Illusion reached out and pressed the struggling Murong Xinghe down, pinched the black ball with two fingers, and showed it to Gu Beiyu, "This thing is the 'qi' in Murong Xinghe's body Concretization, if a certain characteristic of a person is too strong, it is possible to concretize it."

"It's Megatron!" Gu Beiyu said, "So what kind of 'Qi' is this?"

Fifth Illusion said lightly: "Aura."

Gu Beiyu immediately became amused, so "Use your powerful aura to frighten others" and so on, do you really want to use your aura to overwhelm others?So, wouldn't "murderous intent" really kill people?This is too unreal!

No, just the fact that he is dressed as a stick figure is already fantastical hahaha!

As the Fifth Illusion said, his eyes suddenly paused: "Huh? The marriage has been tested."

"So fast?" Gu Beiyu cast his eyes on Murong Xinghe who was still suppressed by the force of the fifth illusion, and looked at him curiously, "What do you think of the result?"

Seems like nothing special?

The Fifth Illusion let go of its fingers, and the liberated Megatron Puffer immediately rushed back into Murong Xinghe's body with a cry of tears. Immediately, the Fifth Illusion stretched out its arm, lifted Murong Xinghe up neatly, stretched out his hand Pointing at a certain place, pouted and said: "Here, the result you want."

Gu Beiyu stared at the inexplicable red bow on Murong Puffer's chrysanthemum, completely dumbfounded: "This, what is this?"

The Fifth Illusion raised its eyebrows, and said three terrifying words in a flat voice: "Marriage line."