After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 37 - Haw and Don't Fuck Me
Murong Xinghe was stunned for a moment, and then his face burst into red instantly. He struggled crazily in the palm of the Fifth Illusion, beeping in embarrassment while trying to stretch out his fins to cover his chrysanthemums, but the fins were too short , and finally can only dance wildly in the air.
Murong Xinghe was incompetent and furious: "Beep——"
You bastards, rascals!Hurry up and let go of this chairman!Be careful, I will let your whole family be buried with you!
"Tsk, I told you not to move around, it rumpled my clothes." The Fifth Illusion raised its chin high, looked at Murong Xinghe with disgust, and threw Murong Xinghe back into Beiyu's arms casually. Bei Yu hurriedly opened his arms and took it carefully.
"Beep!" Murong Xinghe tightly grasped Gu Beiyu's clothes with two small fins, and buried the ugly fish's head in Gu Beiyu's belly without realizing it. The bow on the back of his little butt is fully displayed in front of everyone.
He really deserves to be a little genius with an IQ of 500, he is really very wise!
Murong Xinghe: "..."
I don't want to see anyone anymore!Beep! QAQ!
"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll find you the one right now and give you a kiss, you'll be back to normal soon, alright~" Gu Beiyu patted the baby softly like coaxing a child Patting Murong Xinghe's soft and elastic fish back, he refocused his gaze on the bow tie.
I saw two long red threads trailing behind the bow's tail.
One starts from Murong Xinghe, spreads towards the distant front, and disappears at the end of the field of vision as if boundless.
And the other one hangs in mid-air and circles a round arc, the end gradually extends to the right, and finally connects directly to Yan Nanchuan's...jj?
Then on Yan Nanchuan's jj, there was a delicate and beautiful bow tie? ? ?
What the fuck? ? ? ! ! !
Gu Bei's fish eyes popped out, he stared at the huge bow, and then at Yan Nanchuan's flushed face, he slowly raised his arm, pointing at Yan Nanchuan with trembling fingertips, stammering Authentic: "You...you..."
Yan Nanchuan lowered his head, staring at the huge bow on his jj, and finally raised his head to look at Gu Beiyu in a daze, and stammered, "I...I..."
Gu Beiyu covered his heart with the other hand, and swayed back and forth, as if he was about to faint: "You...you actually..."
"No, Xiaobei, listen to my explanation..." Yan Nanchuan was sweating profusely, he hurriedly stepped forward with the bow on his jj and held Gu Beiyu's little black hand that was trembling, his frail heart was frightened His heart was pounding, and he looked panic-stricken like a husband who cheated and was caught by his wife on the spot.
Gu Beiyu shook his head in pain, ruthlessly waved Yan Nanchuan's hand away, and took a step back lightly, his footsteps were flimsy, and he could fall to the ground in minutes: "A'nan, I really didn't expect..."
Yan Nanchuan: "No---!!!"
The bow on top of jj: "..."
I just quietly watch your performance without talking.
Gu Beiyu murmured: "I really didn't expect..."
Yan Nanchuan's speech function was directly disordered, his lips trembled for a long time, and finally he shouted without tears: "I didn't do this bow tie!"
Xiaobei, don't get me wrong!I really don't like Murong Xinghe!Old Yue, don't mess with me! ! !
However, without waiting for Yan Nanchuan to say these words of explanation, Gu Beiyu said "You you" for a long time, then slowly opened his eyes wide, staring at Yan Nanchuan's face with bright eyes, pointing at him and saying in surprise : "I really didn't expect that you would be so secretive that you would sneak a red line with Murong Xinghe behind my back?"
Yan Nanchuan: "???"
That's true, but why does it sound weird? ? ?
Gu Beiyu was overjoyed, and couldn't help clapping his hands happily: "This is really a village where there is nowhere to be found, and there is another village!"
Yan Nanchuan: "..."
Although, these two sentences should not be the same!And what's going on now?Why is Gu Beiyu so happy all of a sudden?what you up to? ! ! !
Gu Beiyu was really pleasantly surprised. I thought it was a very complicated task, but I never thought that the solution was right in front of me. Oh, if I knew it was so simple, I should have let Yan Nanchuan try it myself!
However, Gu Beiyu couldn't help but feel a little bit unhappy when he thought that such a beautiful and charming Yan Nanchuan was going to kiss an ugly puffer fish, even if it was his son who kissed him.
Gu Beiyu thought to himself——I didn’t say where to kiss anyway, so let’s try kissing the fin first, if it doesn’t work, let’s talk about it later?
Thinking like this, Gu Beiyu stared at Yan Nanchuan's face and couldn't help but feel eager to try.
Yan Nanchuan's heart skipped a beat when he saw him, and he explained frantically: "I don't like Murong Xinghe, it's not his true love at all! Kissing him is useless! I don't even know why I was hooked up with him, but I really don't like Murong Xinghe!"
So put down your puffer fish!Otherwise I will call the police! ! !
Hearing what Yan Nanchuan said, Gu Beiyu also calmed down a little bit. Yan Nanchuan really didn't like Murong Xinghe, and the appearance of this red line was only because Murong Xinghe was one of the original protagonists of this comic, and his mission It is to cut off this red line, let Murong Xinghe become a cannon fodder from the protagonist, and completely miss Yan Nanchuan, so this red line will disappear sooner or later.
From this point of view, the probability of Yan Nanchuan being Murong Xinghe's true son is really very small. After all, they are CPs who were dismantled by the laws of the world. How could they deliberately set up such a kissing plot full of girls' love and K-legs for the two of them? ?
However, the truth is this, Gu Beiyu still felt a little pity, and couldn't help but said, "Why don't you try it yourself..."
Yan Nanchuan quickly interrupted him: "Isn't there a red line over there? Look at how beautiful and festive the red line is. It looks like Murong Xinghe's true son. Let's take a quick look at this red line." Bar!"
Gu Beiyu rested his chin and thought: "Hmm..."
Yan Nanchuan unconsciously picked his trouser legs with his fingertips, staring at his face nervously.
It seems that as long as Gu Beiyu dares to say "no", he can take out his mobile phone and call the police on the spot in minutes!
Murong Xinghe: "..."
Although I know it may not be big, I still can't help but look forward to it.
Gu Beiyu said, "I think you're right."
Murong Xinghe immediately transformed from a bulging Murong pufferfish into a wilting Murong eggplant.
"Huh—" Yan Nanchuan wiped off his sweat in a relaxed manner, K felt as if he had walked through the gates of hell!
Obviously not married, but it seems that K felt the feeling of being raped (of course the rape was fake)...
So exciting!
It's just a little heartbreaking...
While Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan were performing passionately, Fifth Illusion had been lazily resting its chin on the back of its hand, watching them with interest. He said, "Please hurry up, my hands are sore."
The crystal ball needs to rely on the magic power in the Fifth Illusion to maintain the operation of the program, and the red thread on Murong Xinghe needs to be activated through the program of the crystal ball, so the Fifth Illusion has to be held by hand during the whole process.
Tsk, next time there is such a thing, he must bring a crystal ball that can be charged!
The only rechargeable crystal ball in the family was smashed by his brother during a quarrel some time ago, so today he had to bring this manual one... But he never expected that these people would be so dawdling!
The Fifth Illusion silently switched hands, complaining about Gu Beiyu and the others in their hearts.
"I'm sorry, I'll be right away!" Gu Beiyu glanced at him cautiously, and said softly, "Then what, hold on a little longer, let me take a few more glances, come on."
Tool Man·Fifth Illusion: "..."
This person is also shameless.
Compared with Yan Nanchuan's red line which is close at hand, Murong Xinghe's is obviously much longer. It starts from Murong Xinghe's chrysanthemum, gradually extends to the distance, and finally disappears in the depths of darkness.
Gu Beiyu thought about it, and simply got up from the sofa with Murong Xinghe in his arms, and walked forward along the red line.
"Wait..." Yan Nanchuan was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to reach out to stop him reflexively, after all, he was still tied to Murong Xinghe on his dick!
However, a miraculous thing happened. As Gu Beiyu's figure gradually receded, the red line connecting Yan Nanchuan and Murong Xinghe also grew invisible, until Gu Beiyu disappeared into the darkness with Murong Xinghe, and Yan Nan Chuan still stood firmly by the sofa.
Yan Nanchuan: "???"
Yan Nanchuan patted his head in doubt, and stepped up to chase Gu Beiyu who had gone far away.
At the same time, Gu Beiyu walked for a full minute along the red line that was still shining brightly even in the dark, and finally came to the deepest part of the tent, and was blocked by the tent wall.
But the magical red line in front of him passed through the tent like a wall-penetrating technique, completely out of Gu Beiyu's field of vision.
"Has this passed through?" Yan Nanchuan walked to the tent and knocked with his fists. The pyramid-shaped tent made of natural amethyst ore stands like a huge Marisu fortress in the hot summer. It is strong and hard. It is impossible to break a batch.
At this time, Gu Beiyu suddenly thought of a guess, stared at the red line hidden in the corner of the wall for a few times, and simply squatted down to touch it directly.
Sure enough, the red line passed through his palm like a virtual image, and he waved his hand randomly between the red lines, but still didn't touch anything. Yan Nanchuan, who looked like a huge incandescent light bulb, immediately stretched out his small hand towards Yan Nanchuan's jj...
Yan Nanchuan's scalp exploded, and he couldn't help but slap Gu Beiyu's hand away with a slap. The veins on his neck burst out, and he broke down and roared, "If you want to touch Murong Xinghe's chrysanthemum, don't touch me!!!"
don't mess with me...
fuck me...
fuck me...
I……
The smooth and transparent crystal faithfully and repeatedly transmitted Yan Nanchuan's low-pitched K's voice to all corners of this small space.
Gu Beiyu was shocked to the spot by the 720-degree 3D surround sound-style super-large decibel "fuck me"!
"..."
"..."
The air was strangely quiet for two seconds, and finally, Gu Beiyu seemed to have finally recovered his soul, his face was slightly red, and his eyes were moist as he looked at Yan Nanchuan of Shangxitian, who had completely dispersed and sublimated in minutes. , coyly and shyly said: "Well, it's not that I want to help you, it's just that I'm at someone's house now, it's inconvenient..."
Yan Nanchuan: "..."
Destroy, world, I'm tired.
Murong Xinghe was incompetent and furious: "Beep——"
You bastards, rascals!Hurry up and let go of this chairman!Be careful, I will let your whole family be buried with you!
"Tsk, I told you not to move around, it rumpled my clothes." The Fifth Illusion raised its chin high, looked at Murong Xinghe with disgust, and threw Murong Xinghe back into Beiyu's arms casually. Bei Yu hurriedly opened his arms and took it carefully.
"Beep!" Murong Xinghe tightly grasped Gu Beiyu's clothes with two small fins, and buried the ugly fish's head in Gu Beiyu's belly without realizing it. The bow on the back of his little butt is fully displayed in front of everyone.
He really deserves to be a little genius with an IQ of 500, he is really very wise!
Murong Xinghe: "..."
I don't want to see anyone anymore!Beep! QAQ!
"Okay, okay, don't cry, I'll find you the one right now and give you a kiss, you'll be back to normal soon, alright~" Gu Beiyu patted the baby softly like coaxing a child Patting Murong Xinghe's soft and elastic fish back, he refocused his gaze on the bow tie.
I saw two long red threads trailing behind the bow's tail.
One starts from Murong Xinghe, spreads towards the distant front, and disappears at the end of the field of vision as if boundless.
And the other one hangs in mid-air and circles a round arc, the end gradually extends to the right, and finally connects directly to Yan Nanchuan's...jj?
Then on Yan Nanchuan's jj, there was a delicate and beautiful bow tie? ? ?
What the fuck? ? ? ! ! !
Gu Bei's fish eyes popped out, he stared at the huge bow, and then at Yan Nanchuan's flushed face, he slowly raised his arm, pointing at Yan Nanchuan with trembling fingertips, stammering Authentic: "You...you..."
Yan Nanchuan lowered his head, staring at the huge bow on his jj, and finally raised his head to look at Gu Beiyu in a daze, and stammered, "I...I..."
Gu Beiyu covered his heart with the other hand, and swayed back and forth, as if he was about to faint: "You...you actually..."
"No, Xiaobei, listen to my explanation..." Yan Nanchuan was sweating profusely, he hurriedly stepped forward with the bow on his jj and held Gu Beiyu's little black hand that was trembling, his frail heart was frightened His heart was pounding, and he looked panic-stricken like a husband who cheated and was caught by his wife on the spot.
Gu Beiyu shook his head in pain, ruthlessly waved Yan Nanchuan's hand away, and took a step back lightly, his footsteps were flimsy, and he could fall to the ground in minutes: "A'nan, I really didn't expect..."
Yan Nanchuan: "No---!!!"
The bow on top of jj: "..."
I just quietly watch your performance without talking.
Gu Beiyu murmured: "I really didn't expect..."
Yan Nanchuan's speech function was directly disordered, his lips trembled for a long time, and finally he shouted without tears: "I didn't do this bow tie!"
Xiaobei, don't get me wrong!I really don't like Murong Xinghe!Old Yue, don't mess with me! ! !
However, without waiting for Yan Nanchuan to say these words of explanation, Gu Beiyu said "You you" for a long time, then slowly opened his eyes wide, staring at Yan Nanchuan's face with bright eyes, pointing at him and saying in surprise : "I really didn't expect that you would be so secretive that you would sneak a red line with Murong Xinghe behind my back?"
Yan Nanchuan: "???"
That's true, but why does it sound weird? ? ?
Gu Beiyu was overjoyed, and couldn't help clapping his hands happily: "This is really a village where there is nowhere to be found, and there is another village!"
Yan Nanchuan: "..."
Although, these two sentences should not be the same!And what's going on now?Why is Gu Beiyu so happy all of a sudden?what you up to? ! ! !
Gu Beiyu was really pleasantly surprised. I thought it was a very complicated task, but I never thought that the solution was right in front of me. Oh, if I knew it was so simple, I should have let Yan Nanchuan try it myself!
However, Gu Beiyu couldn't help but feel a little bit unhappy when he thought that such a beautiful and charming Yan Nanchuan was going to kiss an ugly puffer fish, even if it was his son who kissed him.
Gu Beiyu thought to himself——I didn’t say where to kiss anyway, so let’s try kissing the fin first, if it doesn’t work, let’s talk about it later?
Thinking like this, Gu Beiyu stared at Yan Nanchuan's face and couldn't help but feel eager to try.
Yan Nanchuan's heart skipped a beat when he saw him, and he explained frantically: "I don't like Murong Xinghe, it's not his true love at all! Kissing him is useless! I don't even know why I was hooked up with him, but I really don't like Murong Xinghe!"
So put down your puffer fish!Otherwise I will call the police! ! !
Hearing what Yan Nanchuan said, Gu Beiyu also calmed down a little bit. Yan Nanchuan really didn't like Murong Xinghe, and the appearance of this red line was only because Murong Xinghe was one of the original protagonists of this comic, and his mission It is to cut off this red line, let Murong Xinghe become a cannon fodder from the protagonist, and completely miss Yan Nanchuan, so this red line will disappear sooner or later.
From this point of view, the probability of Yan Nanchuan being Murong Xinghe's true son is really very small. After all, they are CPs who were dismantled by the laws of the world. How could they deliberately set up such a kissing plot full of girls' love and K-legs for the two of them? ?
However, the truth is this, Gu Beiyu still felt a little pity, and couldn't help but said, "Why don't you try it yourself..."
Yan Nanchuan quickly interrupted him: "Isn't there a red line over there? Look at how beautiful and festive the red line is. It looks like Murong Xinghe's true son. Let's take a quick look at this red line." Bar!"
Gu Beiyu rested his chin and thought: "Hmm..."
Yan Nanchuan unconsciously picked his trouser legs with his fingertips, staring at his face nervously.
It seems that as long as Gu Beiyu dares to say "no", he can take out his mobile phone and call the police on the spot in minutes!
Murong Xinghe: "..."
Although I know it may not be big, I still can't help but look forward to it.
Gu Beiyu said, "I think you're right."
Murong Xinghe immediately transformed from a bulging Murong pufferfish into a wilting Murong eggplant.
"Huh—" Yan Nanchuan wiped off his sweat in a relaxed manner, K felt as if he had walked through the gates of hell!
Obviously not married, but it seems that K felt the feeling of being raped (of course the rape was fake)...
So exciting!
It's just a little heartbreaking...
While Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan were performing passionately, Fifth Illusion had been lazily resting its chin on the back of its hand, watching them with interest. He said, "Please hurry up, my hands are sore."
The crystal ball needs to rely on the magic power in the Fifth Illusion to maintain the operation of the program, and the red thread on Murong Xinghe needs to be activated through the program of the crystal ball, so the Fifth Illusion has to be held by hand during the whole process.
Tsk, next time there is such a thing, he must bring a crystal ball that can be charged!
The only rechargeable crystal ball in the family was smashed by his brother during a quarrel some time ago, so today he had to bring this manual one... But he never expected that these people would be so dawdling!
The Fifth Illusion silently switched hands, complaining about Gu Beiyu and the others in their hearts.
"I'm sorry, I'll be right away!" Gu Beiyu glanced at him cautiously, and said softly, "Then what, hold on a little longer, let me take a few more glances, come on."
Tool Man·Fifth Illusion: "..."
This person is also shameless.
Compared with Yan Nanchuan's red line which is close at hand, Murong Xinghe's is obviously much longer. It starts from Murong Xinghe's chrysanthemum, gradually extends to the distance, and finally disappears in the depths of darkness.
Gu Beiyu thought about it, and simply got up from the sofa with Murong Xinghe in his arms, and walked forward along the red line.
"Wait..." Yan Nanchuan was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to reach out to stop him reflexively, after all, he was still tied to Murong Xinghe on his dick!
However, a miraculous thing happened. As Gu Beiyu's figure gradually receded, the red line connecting Yan Nanchuan and Murong Xinghe also grew invisible, until Gu Beiyu disappeared into the darkness with Murong Xinghe, and Yan Nan Chuan still stood firmly by the sofa.
Yan Nanchuan: "???"
Yan Nanchuan patted his head in doubt, and stepped up to chase Gu Beiyu who had gone far away.
At the same time, Gu Beiyu walked for a full minute along the red line that was still shining brightly even in the dark, and finally came to the deepest part of the tent, and was blocked by the tent wall.
But the magical red line in front of him passed through the tent like a wall-penetrating technique, completely out of Gu Beiyu's field of vision.
"Has this passed through?" Yan Nanchuan walked to the tent and knocked with his fists. The pyramid-shaped tent made of natural amethyst ore stands like a huge Marisu fortress in the hot summer. It is strong and hard. It is impossible to break a batch.
At this time, Gu Beiyu suddenly thought of a guess, stared at the red line hidden in the corner of the wall for a few times, and simply squatted down to touch it directly.
Sure enough, the red line passed through his palm like a virtual image, and he waved his hand randomly between the red lines, but still didn't touch anything. Yan Nanchuan, who looked like a huge incandescent light bulb, immediately stretched out his small hand towards Yan Nanchuan's jj...
Yan Nanchuan's scalp exploded, and he couldn't help but slap Gu Beiyu's hand away with a slap. The veins on his neck burst out, and he broke down and roared, "If you want to touch Murong Xinghe's chrysanthemum, don't touch me!!!"
don't mess with me...
fuck me...
fuck me...
I……
The smooth and transparent crystal faithfully and repeatedly transmitted Yan Nanchuan's low-pitched K's voice to all corners of this small space.
Gu Beiyu was shocked to the spot by the 720-degree 3D surround sound-style super-large decibel "fuck me"!
"..."
"..."
The air was strangely quiet for two seconds, and finally, Gu Beiyu seemed to have finally recovered his soul, his face was slightly red, and his eyes were moist as he looked at Yan Nanchuan of Shangxitian, who had completely dispersed and sublimated in minutes. , coyly and shyly said: "Well, it's not that I want to help you, it's just that I'm at someone's house now, it's inconvenient..."
Yan Nanchuan: "..."
Destroy, world, I'm tired.
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