After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

A well-known nonsense, it is impossible for two identical people to exist in the world!

And now, the man in front of him who looks like the man in green actually vowed to call the man in green?

joke!

Murong Xinghe thought indifferently, I want to see, why do you call yourself!

For a moment, Murong Xinghe even forgot that he might be ridiculed by the man in green. He took the initiative to turn his body away from Gu Beiyu's arms, staring at the movements of the Fifth Illusion with a pair of dead fish eyes.

The Fifth Illusion had no knowledge of Murong Xinghe's mental journey behind him, or if he knew, with Fifth Illusion's evil taste, he would take the opportunity to tease Murong Xinghe.

After getting the bag that he was thinking of, Fifth Illusion found the latest Banana666 Hengxiang series mobile phone inlaid with 99 green crystals inlaid with his phantom portrait. Then he dialed the number of the man in green in front of everyone and pressed the free button. carry.

beep - beep -

The call is waiting to be connected.

Murong Xinghe: "..."

I just quietly watched you pretend not to speak.

However, the next second, the phone was connected, and a voice very similar to the Fifth Illusion came from the other side of the phone: "Hey, why are you looking for me all of a sudden?"

The voice was deep and hoarse, with vague impatience and a trace of imperceptible fear and disgust. Although it was distorted by the conduction of the current, it was indeed the voice of the man in green.

Murong Xinghe was shocked: "???!!!"

What the hell is going on here?Could it be that the fifth illusion is really not the man in green?

But, why is his voice exactly the same as that of the man in green?

Not only the voice is the same, but even the body shape, temperament and even the magic breath are the same!

How is this possible?

It's still that nonsense, there can't be two people who are exactly the same in the world!

Not twins!

Murong Xinghe: "..."

and many more.

twin?

Murong Xinghe cautiously cast a probing gaze at the fifth illusion.

As if feeling something in his heart, the fifth illusion suddenly raised his head from the phone page, and smiled faintly at Murong Xinghe.

Murong Xinghe: "...!!"

I seem to know a big secret!

God, what should I do?Will he cook me into spicy soup and eat me?

Are pufferfish poisonous?Then can I die with him before I die!

I was so scared that it swelled into a balloon in an instant. gif!

The Fifth Illusion just looked at Murong Xinghe with a little interest, and at the same time raised the phone, and responded to someone on the opposite side with an unclear voice: "You are wrong, it is not that I am looking for you, or that you were there before. The little cutie you provoked outside, people have found me here when they look for you...Hey, if you have anything to say, go and talk for yourself. "

The last sentence of the Fifth Illusion was addressed to Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan. After speaking, he threw the mobile phone in their direction, and leaned back with his hands in his arms, leaning back on the backrest, and glanced across Murong. Xinghe even hooked the corners of his mouth flirtatiously towards him.

Yan Nanchuan, who noticed the movement of the Fifth Illusion, suddenly had a strange expression on his face: "..."

Hey, there is a match to seduce the pufferfish.

Gu Beiyu, who can't see the mouth of the Fifth Illusion, and who doesn't have the magical ability like Yan Nanchuan, who can understand the corners of the opponent's mouth even if he can't see the other's mouth, like Yan Nanchuan: "...?"

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Murong Xinghe, who was molested for the first time, was struck by lightning: "..."

Small, cute?

Who is this talking about?

Big and bold!

He has tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards in his hands, commands thousands of students in the student union, and is the powerful and powerful president of the Marysu College Student Union. How can he use such... such and such words to describe him!

He is obviously evil, charming, crazy, cool and domineering!

He is not cutie!

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But now Murong Xinghe is certain, the fifth illusion is indeed not the man in green, because the man in front of him is much worse than the man in green!

Completely unable to get what was wrong with other people, Gu Beiyu answered the phone in a hurry, and immediately briefly explained his upcoming intentions to the man in green.

Thanks to the sound distortion caused by the electric current, even though Gu Beiyu was a little puzzled why the voices of the man in green and the Fifth Illusion sounded so similar, he didn't pay much attention to it. After all, he had seen the man in green and the Fifth Illusion at the same time. Murong Xinghe was the only one in sight.

After listening to Gu Beiyu's narration, the man in green twitched his chin thoughtfully with his fingertips, raised his eyebrows, and raised his lips slightly: "You mean, Murong Xinghe was hit by Cupid's bullet, and at the same time unfortunately Saw my own reflection when the clock struck midnight, so now I love myself so much that I can't help myself?"

What a little idiot.

So stupid...cute.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

No, I just said that Murong Xinghe was hit by Cupid's bullet. I didn't say what I said later, but you added it yourself. Don't slander me!

I have to say that once Murong Xinghe is mentioned, the man in green and the Fifth Illusion are weird. They seem to be a bit of a hooligan molesting a woman from a good family, and they are twins who attack at the same time!

Although, it can be said to be true love if you can be rogue to a puffer fish!

I don't know if we let one of these two people casually kiss Murong Xinghe, can it help Murong Xinghe recover...

Hearing someone scolding him for being stupid, Murong Xinghe immediately recovered from the shock of being molested by the fifth illusion, and then smoothly fell into the trap called the man in green.

Murong Xinghe: "..."

Sure enough, I was laughed at, I hate it!

In the seat, Fifth Illusion glanced faintly at Murong Xinghe, who was staring at the phone angrily, and had obviously been attracted by the man in green, and sighed faintly.

Until this moment, Gu Beiyu finally sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere belatedly. He first glanced at the Fifth Illusion, then glanced sideways at Murong Xinghe who had turned into a pufferfish again, and finally turned his gaze to himself on the phone in hand.

Gu Beiyu looked strange: "..."

What's the situation now?Two sticks for one fish?The classic triangular Shura field?

#Stealing heart puffer, don't run away#

#系世双喜: The ultimate choice of evil pufferfish#

#Those Years, The Pufferfish We Chased Together#

Hiss, is it so exciting?

If Gu Beiyu knew that the Fifth Illusion and the man in green were suspected twins, it would probably be more exciting.

On the phone, the man in green continued: "I can't get away now, if you want Murong Xinghe to recover, you still need to come to the magic workshop in person."

Gu Beiyu came back to his senses, and quickly asked, "Where should we find you?"

The man in green said calmly: "Go back and ask your seven brothers. They will lead you to find the magic apostle. When the time is right, the magic apostle will naturally guide you to find this place."

After finishing the incomprehensible words, before Gu Beiyu could continue to ask, the man in green hung up the phone conveniently.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Why does the man in green have anything to do with his cheap brothers?

Is this task so complicated!

A slender and pale hand stretched out, and took away the banana99 Hengxiang series from Gu Beiyu's hand.

The Fifth Illusion walked to the hanger, stuffed the mobile phone into the bag and put it away, then turned around and strode back to the seat, opened the hood and sat down gracefully, and took out a crystal clear mobile phone out of nowhere with his right hand. The crystal ball is flexibly played on the fingertips.

"Murong Xinghe, test the marriage." Fifth Illusion stretched out his left hand towards Murong Xinghe, and said calmly, "Now, I need you to exchange the most precious item you are currently carrying."

Murong Xinghe frowned: "Beep?"

The most precious thing in me?

Hearing the words of the Fifth Illusion, Gu Beiyu instantly recalled a bright morning full of QR codes... No, it was a morning with dark circles!

Sure enough, in the next second, I saw Murong Xinghe reluctantly opening his invisible pimple lips, and then, under the strange eyes of the Fifth Illusion, I saw that sexy pimple lips getting bigger and bigger. The bigger it got, it finally turned into a bloody mouth, which could be in stark contrast to Gu Beiyu's small cherry mouth!

So, Murong Xinghe vomited like this~ He vomited out a shiny green discount coupon with a jerk.

The voice sounds very dynamic, it can be said to be full of emotion, surging, rich and tangy!

It just reminds the motion sick children of some good memories every minute!

Murong Xinghe swiped his mouth unrestrainedly, and carefully pushed the discount coupon that he spat out in the direction of the Fifth Illusion: "Beep beep beep!"

Man, here you are, my lifeblood!The most precious item on my body right now!

Staring at the discount coupon affectionately, it seems that as long as the fifth illusion says no, Murong Xinghe can immediately swallow it back!

Fifth Illusion: "..."

Good guy, look at this shiny green color, it's actually a special coupon for a magic workshop!

Leaving aside why your life stick is a discount coupon, just talking about the fact that you spit out your life stick out of your mouth is incredible!

The Fifth Illusion couldn't help looking suspiciously at the little mentally handicapped with an IQ of 500 in front of him—he must have been cheated, right?

At this moment, the crystal ball in Fifth Illusion's hand suddenly emitted a soft bright green light, which meant that the discount coupon in front of him was indeed the most precious thing Murong Xinghe could offer at the moment.

Murong Xinghe didn't lie!

"..." The expression of the Fifth Illusion was very intriguing for a while!

He pondered for two seconds, decisively called out a small transparent plastic bag, and then protruded a slender and pale hand from the wide robe, gently raised his fingertips, and this green discount coupon was released. Put it in a transparent plastic bag in the air, after thinking about it, wrapped it in black plastic bags for several layers, and this time raised your finger and stuffed it into your baby bag at will.

Since it originally belonged to that person, then take it and return it to him.

The Fifth Illusion thinks so.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

How should I put it, although I couldn't see anything, I watched this thing come out of Murong Xinghe's body out of thin air!

There are only two holes that can come out of this thing. If it's not the front one, there's only the fucking chrysanthemum in the back!But I'm sure vomit~ It's definitely not something a chrysanthemum can make to make this kind of sound!

In other words, Murong Xinghe must have swallowed all his belongings, right?

"..."

Gu Beiyu pondered for two seconds and clasped his fists decisively—then I have nothing to say except awesome 666.

The author has something to say: There is another update today, the time is uncertain, don't wait, you can watch it tomorrow.

In addition, because all the manuscripts have been saved, the update time is changed to 9 o'clock every night. If there is only one chapter at 9 o'clock, it means that there is still a chapter to be written, so the time of Chapter 2 is uncertain, but it is every day anyway. Will double update.