After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu looked in the direction of Yan Nanchuan's finger. Under the plane tree not far from them, there stood a tall announcement wall covered with green vines.

Taking a closer look, I saw posters of various clubs and campus news pasted densely and neatly on the wall. The vigorous and strong branches were entangled between the wall frames like snakes. Come out, hang on the edge of the frame, gently swing up and down with the breeze, and drop the mottled light and shadow all over the wall, combining with the various fonts on the poster to form a wonderful pattern.

"Xiaobei, come and see this." Yan Nanchuan waved to Gu Beiyu, then walked to the corner of the announcement wall, raised his hand and pushed aside the slightly long vines, revealing a poster of the club covered by branches and leaves.

The base map of the poster was originally dark purple, but the comic world at this stage has no color, so it was simply painted all black. Gu Beiyu almost didn't notice it at first glance, but he didn't see it clearly until he got closer. The flower-shaped fonts and all kinds of strange and difficult to distinguish lines, occasionally dotted with small elements such as stars and moons, are very metaphysical at first glance!

Gu Beiyu recognized the Gemini inside with his poor constellation knowledge.

After all, the two hand-holding star figures in front of him are so similar to the two hand-holding stick figures he drew in the air last night with the fragrance of white lotus flowers!

"Divination Club?" Gu Beiyu recognized the three large and fancy gold-plated Chinese characters in the center of the poster, and then glanced at the slogan below——

"Bazi Marriage" depends on whether you and TA's horoscopes match?It is related to your happiness in the second half of your life, you must test it!

"Wealth Calculation" Wealth luck is ten-fold and nine-risk, who is prone to wealth luck?The master teaches you to do this...

"Love trend" Love is a hurdle!The constellation tells you the trend of love, which is amazingly accurate!

"Number Analysis" reveals the secrets of mobile phone numbers, 11 digits reveal your...

"Tarot off the list" too tired alone?Want to get out of the single right now?The God of Tarot reveals your secret of getting out of singles!

……

And under these words, there are seventeen huge bright yellow Chinese characters flying like dragons and phoenixes——

"Special effects root test, one test is effective, all tests are accurate, no money is not allowed!"

Gu Beiyu's expression suddenly changed: "..."

Leaving aside the previous exclamations, the four words "bluffing and cheating" were almost written on the poster. Just saying the last sentence "one test works, and the test is guaranteed" reads like the man pasted on the telephone pole next to the street. The similarity between professional and small advertising fans is entirely due to the sense of sight of "one shot works, and the cure is good".

So this poster was posted in the corner with disdain, it is not wronged at all!

"Yes, it's the Divination Club," Yan Nanchuan responded to Gu Beiyu's previous question. He knotted the vine that got in the way and stuffed it into the gap in the shelf, explaining, "The school is celebrating recently, so there will be Many alumni and guests came to the school to visit and discuss investment and sponsorship matters with the school, so various associations worked hard to carry out activities in order to attract capital investment from visitors.

"A few days ago when I was doing a work-study program at a small roadside stall, I heard some girls talking about this year's divination club, which specially hired the world's top fortune-teller from the faraway Dream of Butterfly Kingdom for the traffic of this school celebration - known as 'Encyclopedia' 'The Fifth Illusion..."

"Wait," Gu Beiyu was a little confused, "Is the Fifth Illusion a personal name?"

"Yes," Yan Nanchuan nodded, fearing that Gu Beiyu didn't understand, he explained again carefully, "The name of the world's top fortune teller is 'Fifth Illusion', his surname is 'Fifth', and his name is 'Magic Mirror. ’, it is rumored that he knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom, and knows everything, so he is honored as the ‘encyclopedia’.”

Gu Beiyu couldn't help feeling envious: "..."

The fifth surname is too cool, it sounds much better than Wanyan Zimengdie or something!

But of course, nothing is as nice as the surname Dugu Yemoli!

Dugu Yemoli, the eternal god!

I have to say that Gu Beiyu's filter on Yan Nanchuan is getting thicker and thicker. Even if he doesn't realize it, he is always trying to win respect for his family's future...

It is simply the benchmark of pet husband!

Gu Beiyu turned his head and continued to observe the poster. Apart from the wordless slogans, most of the right side of the poster was a portrait of the Fifth Illusion.

It was a slender stickman, covered from head to toe by a dark green cloak, only a graceful jaw line and a frivolous upward curve of the mouth were exposed from the slightly drooping head, making it impossible to see true face.

Of course, even if you can get a glimpse of Gu Beiyu's real face, there is no way to recognize his appearance. After all, the current style of painting has no face for the time being...

At this time, the stickman is leaning lazily on a luxurious and bright throne, with his elbows bent against the armrest so that the back of his hand can support his chin, and his other hand is stretched forward at will, with a delicate palm. The clear crystal ball is shining in the darkness, becoming the only light in this picture.

His temperament was treacherous and difficult to discern, and an invisible sense of oppression spread from that figure, as if it would turn into a dark night and leave quietly at any time...

It was exactly the same as the image of the man in green that Murong Xinghe had at the night party on the balcony back then!

Murong Xinghe was stunned for a moment.

Not noticing what was wrong with Murong Xinghe, Yan Nanchuan continued: "The rumors also say that the Fifth Illusion never shows up in any public places, and this person comes and goes without a trace, and meeting him depends on fate. Rumors also say that the fifth illusion Five illusions never charge any fees for divination, but you need to exchange something with him, and it depends on fate whether you can even make him willing to divination for you. Rumors also say that the fifth illusion divination is accurate. ... Cough, I mean, very accurate, coupled with the mysterious life experience of the Fifth Illusion and the powerful magic power of coming and going without a shadow, that's why he was passed on like a god, and I don't know how the divination agency invited him this time. over here.

"However, these are all rumors. No one knows whether it is true or not except the Fifth Illusion itself. But since you want to help Murong Xinghe, let's go and see the situation first...Xiaobei...Xiaobei?"

"Ah? Oh," Gu Beiyu came back to his senses, and nodded in a daze, "You're right..."

Damn, this Fifth Illusion is so real, divination is so troublesome, it's even more troublesome than Princess and the Pea!

At the same time, predicting that Gu Beiyu and the others were about to arrive, Fifth Illusion, who had been waiting quietly in a certain tent of the divination agency, suddenly sneezed: "Ah Qiu——"

Fifth Illusion rubbed his nose expressionlessly: "..."

Who is scolding me.

After deciding on the next activity route, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan immediately decided to go to the divination club and visit the legendary "encyclopedia".

The school was too big, and Gu Beiyu still didn't know the way, so he decisively took out his mobile phone and called for a helicopter, and flew directly to the booth of the divination agency in 5 minutes.

Leaving the sticky paste on the plane, Yan Nanchuan fell to the ground first, but at this moment, Murong Xinghe, who hadn't spoken much all the way, suddenly became awkward.

"Murong Xinghe, don't make trouble, come down quickly." Yan Nanchuan raised his head and looked helplessly at Murong Xinghe who was holding on to the door frame of the plane and didn't let go. "Are you going to be a puffer fish for the rest of your life? Come down quickly, be obedient."

Murong Xinghe held on to the door frame tightly, beeped in grievance, and wanted to cry without tears: "..."

He didn't know what the man in green was called, and he wasn't sure what the relationship between the man in green and the Fifth Illusion was, but the man on the poster was exactly the same in shape and temperament as the man in green!

He didn't believe it was such a coincidence that there were two identical people in the world who were not twins, so the one on the poster must be that the man in green hadn't escaped!

Long live!If he met the man in green, that strange man would definitely laugh at him!

Ah, his heroic and majestic image!He must take good care of...

"Beep~~~???!!!"

Murong Xinghe screamed in horror, and flew out of the plane like a small cannonball, the parachute behind him opened in an uproar, and he bulged into a round puffer fish heroically and majestically in the air.

Gu Beiyu retracted the sinful little jiojio expressionlessly, leaned over and jumped down, and 20 seconds later, Yan Nanchuan, who had been waiting on the ground, stepped forward and firmly held Gu Beiyu in his arms.

Helping Gu Beiyu untie the rope, Yan Nanchuan thought of his flying kick just now, and slightly reprimanded him amusedly: "You're bullying Murong Xinghe again, you are not childish."

You actually said me because of Murong Xinghe!

The corners of Gu Beilue's mouth collapsed, and he deliberately said, "What's wrong with just bullying him?"

Yan Nanchuan thought for a while, and said seriously: "Isn't he your son? Is it not good for you to treat your son like this? It can be regarded as domestic violence."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I can't refute for a while?

Seeing his bewildered expression, Yan Nanchuan couldn't help pinching Gu Beiyu's big soft round face, and said with a low voice, "It doesn't matter, sometimes you should beat your son if he makes a mistake, and once you beat him, you should be beaten." Long memory."

Changing his words was really fast, as if he had lost his memory of what he said a few seconds ago...

Murong Xinghe, who was entangled in the parachute and couldn't get up, stared at the two dogs who cared about their own love and disregarded their son's life and death: "..."

As if forgotten by the world!

"Beep." Murong Xinghe raised his belly and spat into the sky expressionlessly.

I warn you, if you continue to abuse your children so recklessly, I will cry! ! !

"Oh my god," Gu Beiyu noticed Murong Xinghe's movement, trotted over and untied him, then picked him up again, poked Murong Pufferfish's bulging belly, "I'm sorry, I accidentally picked you up. Forgot... don't be angry, don't be angry, your stomach will explode if you get angry again!"

Murong Xinghe's lips pouted suspiciously, and when he met Shangyan Nanchuan's warning gaze, he retracted aggrievedly, and in the end he could only angrily smear Gu Beiyu's face with a miniature Megatron puffer fish.

It's very aggrieved!

Now it is lunch break time, when the traffic is the least, the school is deserted and there are no people, Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan easily found the booth where the divination club is located according to the distribution map of club booths published on the school's official website .

It is similar to the location where the poster was pasted on the announcement wall. The tent of the divination agency was set up in a very remote corner. Hanging down, the strips are as thick as dragons, like a Haotian tower covering the sky and the sun, tightly suppressing the dark green tent under the scorching sun, forming a dark and treacherous small world by itself.

Atmosphere creation is perfect!

I just don’t know what the psychology of the matches in the divination club is. Posters, tents, etc. like to drill into corners. Does this make them appear more metaphysical?

Gu Beiyu murmured in his heart, grabbed Yan Nanchuan's clothes with one hand, held down Murong Xinghe who was restlessly shaking in his arms with the other, and followed Yan Nanchuan's footsteps into the tent. The sight of holding the husband and holding the baby...

The curtains of the tent were lowered, and only a few soft puffs were heard, and dim candles suddenly lit up around the originally pitch-black tent.

Not far ahead, a slender match in a dark green cloak was lazily leaning on an exquisite and luxurious throne. It was exactly the same as the image in the poster, and it was the Fifth Illusion.

Murong Xinghe shrank his whole fish into Gu Beiyu's arms from the moment he entered the door, his butt sucked the air, and his two small fish fins hugged his head hard, trying to cover his ugly face, but due to the The short can't even touch the head, so it's useless.

However, the Fifth Illusion only glanced at Murong Xinghe in Gu Beiyu's arms, raised his brows slightly, and did not say much. Then he looked away naturally, pointed at the sofa in front of him casually, and said, "Sit down!" .”

Murong Xinghe, who was hiding in Gu Beiyu's arms as a pillow, froze suddenly: "..."

Even the sound is the same!

God is going to kill me!Beep! QAQ!

Unaware of Murong Xinghe's stiffness, Gu Beiyu coughed lightly and introduced himself: "Hi, I'm Gu Beiyu... Yu..."

What the hell is behind Gu Beiyu? I don't even remember my full name!

Gu Beiyu was silent for two seconds, then calmly said, "I am Gu Beiyu Wanyan Zimengdie."

Then he pointed to Murong Xinghe who was motionless in his arms like a corpse, and said: "This is Murong Xinghe."

Damn, I don't even know what else is there besides Wanyan Zimengdie!

Wanyan Zimengdie, eternal god!

Yan Nanchuan quietly glanced at Gu Beiyu, then quickly looked away, with an elegant and cool demeanor, and said, "Hello, I'm Yan Nanchuan Dugu Yemoli."

Sorry I don't remember my full name either.

Gu Beiyu looked at him in disbelief: "..."

Is this actually plagiarized?

When they were introducing themselves, the eyes of the Fifth Illusion kept wandering between Gu Beiyu and Yan Nanchuan, as if he had seen something interesting, until the two of them finished speaking, he leisurely looked away, He said lightly: "I already know why you are here."

Gu Beiyu: "???"

Isn't this nothing that hasn't been said yet?

The Fifth Illusion stretched out two slender fingers: "You come to me for two main purposes, one is to find Murong Xinghe's destined person, get the kiss of true love from the other party, and eliminate the effect of the transformation potion, and the other is to get The location of the man in green magic workshop is so that the other party can help Murong Xinghe eliminate the effect of Cupid's bullet, am I right?"

Gu Beiyu: "!!!"

Oh my god, that's right!

Not only is it all right, but even the details are full marks!

Gu Beiyu was overwhelmed with admiration: "How do you know?"

This is amazing!

"You don't have to worry about that," Fifth Illusion pointed at Murong Xinghe, "It's not that he doesn't want to tell you the location of the man in green's magic workshop, it's that he doesn't know it himself, and only those who are destined can go there. If someone wants to do business, the man in green will naturally appear in front of that person."

The Fifth Illusion paused for a moment, seeing Gu Beiyu's stunned look, he curled his mouth in a funny way, and then threw a shot: "It's a bit troublesome to check the marriage, it will take more time, but I Now I can help you talk to the man in green first, just communicate directly if you have anything to do, and see if you need to go to his magic workshop after you talk."

Gu Beiyu: "!!!"

Yan Nanchuan: "!!!"

Gu Bei stood up from his seat suddenly, stuttering with excitement: "You, are you serious?"

God, this is no longer ordinary, but super god!Then I will be able to witness the power of magic right away!

Do you want to use a crystal ball to transmit sound directly?Or use a small conch that can talk?Or is it the kind of mirror in the novel that can see the image of the other party?

Rubbing hands in anticipation.gif!

Apart from the sudden battle last night, this was the second time Yan Nanchuan had witnessed supernatural power, and he couldn't help but feel a little excited, so he couldn't help but look expectantly and curiously at the Fifth Illusion.

So, under the scorching gaze of the two, I saw Fifth Illusion nod casually, and casually responded: "Yes, I'm serious, let you communicate directly with the man in green right now."

As he said that, Fifth Illusion stood up from his seat, moved his stiff neck, and walked towards the hanger next to the tent: "Wait a moment, I'm going to get my phone from my bag, I can't remember the name of the man in green." phone number..."

"Wait," Gu Beiyu was stunned, "What are you doing with your phone?"

"Call." Fifth Illusion took off the purple bag from the shelf, and asked back of course, "Otherwise, what do you think?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

The movement of the fifth illusion to take the bag paused slightly, he turned his head, saw the stunned look of the two of them, immediately raised his eyebrows, and said: "Don't you think that I will use some magical magic? For example A crystal ball? A sound transmission conch? Or some kind of mirror that can reveal a human face?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Both knees suddenly hurt!

The Fifth Illusion tilted its head, seeming to be a little puzzled by the thoughts of the two of them: "Isn't the phone good? Isn't the video call good? Why should I waste my magic power on those thankless things?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Both knees hurt again!

"Heh," The Fifth Illusion directly sneered without giving any face, and said inexplicably, "A genius with an IQ as high as 666..."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Hold back, hold back, if you have milk, you are a mother, and you can't beat people yet!

Murong Xinghe, who was lucky enough to escape the magical attack of the Fifth Illusion: "..."

This guy is definitely the man in green, right?

yes?yes?

That face full of sarcasm when he opened his mouth is almost as small as the man in green!

The author has something to say: So here comes the question, is the Fifth Illusion the man in green? (cheek support)