Alien star

Chapter 46

Will Lan Yuan and Kakami make Meng Lang the third resident of their house?Of course it's impossible!

Kakami ruthlessly grabbed Meng Lang by the collar, opened the door, and threw him out.Meng Lang knocked on the door frantically outside, and Kakami directly turned on the shielding device to block the disturbing noise.

Kakami said solemnly: "Lan Yuan, we are going to part soon."

Lan Yuan said: "Huh~?"

Kakami said: "I will be dissected by the earth people soon!"

Lan Yuan said: "No, you think too much."

Kakami said: "We released that fat man, and he will definitely bring more people. Actually, there is a particle cannon in my spaceship. Although the energy storage is not much, it is possible to fire three more bullets. One particle cannon can destroy a small town. If you don't want to part with me, we can use the particle cannon to negotiate with your government, so that..."

Lan Yuan said, "Shut up!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan combed Kakami's dull hair reassuringly, and said, "Don't worry, no one will believe Meng Lang's words."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "No matter what he says, we will not admit it, and just insist that he has mental problems."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan said: "I will protect you."

Kakami's eyes lit up instantly, and he said, "Then give me a kiss first."

Lan Yuan: "..." What is the connection between the two!

Meng Lang's matter was bothersome and difficult, causing Lan Yuan to have nightmares all night.In his dream, Kakami was either sent to a museum for exhibition or crushed onto the operating table by a group of Frankensteins. He also dreamed that Kakami's brothers led an army of hundreds of millions and wiped out the earth with a single cannonball. It was gone.

In the middle of the night, Lan Yuan really couldn't fall asleep, so he sat quietly against the head of the bed.He originally wanted to sit for a while to cultivate sleepiness, who wanted to sit more awake, he scratched Kakami's nose with his index finger, and tiptoed out of the room, he was going to smoke a cigarette on the windowsill.

Lan Yuan held a cigarette between his hands and didn't smoke. He just looked up at the night sky in a daze—he wanted to see the stars, but the pollution in the city was so serious that there were not even a single star.

Xiaoka said: "Report to the second master, Xiaoka's star map always has holographic images of the Aquamarine galaxy and the planet Toka, do you want to see it?"

Lan Yuan said: "Okay, let me have a look."

Xiaoka said, "Yes, Master."

The indicator light of the small card became a projector, and it projected the star map to the living room in a suitable scale, which immediately turned the living room into a miniature universe.This star map is very realistic, the planets are rotating, the galaxy is flowing, and Lan Yuan walks among them, as if he has become a super giant who can hold the planet in his palm.

Xiaoka introduced the Blue Sea galaxy to Lan Yuan like a few treasures, saying: "The Blue Sea galaxy is composed of many planets, and its size is 200 billion times that of the Milky Way. Because when overlooking the Blue Sea galaxy, it appears blue and uneven. The distribution of high and low levels is like the waves on the sea surface, so it is named the Blue Ocean Galaxy." It locked the planet Toca among the billions of planets, and showed it to Lan Yuan by zooming in, "This is the planet Toca."

The Toca planet is a gradual gray, surrounded by a silver-white halo, which glows slightly and has a cool beauty.

Lan Yuan said, "It's beautiful."

Xiaoka said: "Of course. The annual selection of the most beautiful planet in the Blue Sea Galaxy, our Toca planet has nominations every year, and the number of championships is also the most."

Lan Yuanheixian, "Is this a planetary beauty pageant?"

Xiaoka said: "Yes, the gold content is very high. The planet that becomes the champion will have a substantial increase in tourism revenue in the next year."

Lan Yuan said: "Hehe, what a novel beauty pageant."

"What beauty pageant?" Kakami rubbed his eyes and stretched his waist. The baggy pajamas slipped off his shoulders, revealing his perfect pec|muscles. He moved top-heavy towards Lan Yuan, every step he took seemed to be stepping on a cloud , When he finally got close, he hurriedly hugged her, and muttered, "Why don't you sleep, I have nothing to hug."

Lan Yuan retorted instinctively: "You are the one!"

"Oh, then you're not a thing," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "I'm... Fuck, you are not a thing. You sleep with yours, what are you hugging, it's not that you haven't been weaned."

Kakami said, "No, it's cold to sleep alone."

Lan Yuan said: "Nonsense, the heating is on." He straightened Lan Yuan's clothes, "If it's cold, don't be half naked."

Kakami said, "It won't be cold if you hold it. Well, you smell weird."

Lan Yuan said: "That's the smell of smoke, it's the smell of a man."

Kakami said: "Smoking is said to be bad on TV, and I don't like it."

Lan Yuan said, "I don't smoke much either."

Kakami said, "Then I won't smoke."

Lan Yuan said: "All right, all right, you have the final say, go back to sleep."

Kakami said, "Yeah." He paused and said, "No matter what the beauty pageant is, if I go to participate, I will win."

Lan Yuan couldn't laugh or cry, "You are the most beautiful woman in the world, okay!"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan coaxed Kakami back to bed, and just felt a little sleepy, but Kakami didn't want to sleep anymore.

Kakami entangled Lan Yuan in the shape of an octopus, and wrapped him around with brute force, which made Lan Yuan very annoyed.

Lan Yuan said: "You want to play with Xiaoka in the living room, I'm going to sleep."

Kakami said, "No."

Lan Yuan said: "You are really enough, do you come to torture others when you are full of sleep?!"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan said: "Well, you are tall!" Don't agree to such things that hurt others and benefit yourself, okay?

The reason why Kakami couldn't sleep was because of the star map shown by Xiaoka, he was homesick.

When Kakami was on Toka, he often ran around the galaxy due to his occupation, but no matter how far he went on business trips, his family would keep in touch with him, especially his two older brothers, who would visit regularly Say goodnight to him before he goes to sleep.Although Kakami, who grew up with a rebellious mentality, often finds it annoying that his parents and brothers control him too tightly, but he hasn’t seen or talked to his family for a long time, and Kakami still misses him very much. Their.

Kakami said: "Toka Planet is very beautiful, and the various architectural facilities on the planet will definitely open your eyes."

Lan Yuan said, "Yes." He patted Kakami on the back and asked, "Want to go back to Toka?"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan suddenly realized a problem, this problem has always existed, but he always deliberately ignores it, so that he always thinks this problem is not a problem, and even expects that this problem cannot be solved, then he can live his life with peace of mind It's been a while.

The question is, Kakami is an alien, and Kakami has a family who loves him on the alien planet, so will Kakami return to Toka Planet one day?

Lan Yuan asked Kakami, "You said I was your partner, right?"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan asked: "Does this mean?"

Kakami said: "Of course, Toka people are very loyal and will only have one partner in their life."

Lan Yuan asked: "On the Toka planet, will the partners live together?"

"Well, like us," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan asked: "Then when your family comes to Earth and wants to take you back to Toka Planet, will you leave?"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Lan Yuan's heart turned cold. Just as he was about to say something, Kakami said again, "You and the marshal also want to go with me."

It was as if a drop of spring water had dripped into Lan Yuan's heart. It was a little bit sweet and refreshing. In fact, it wasn't that he didn't think that Kakami would have such a reply, but what he heard with his own ears was different from what he imagined. Same.

Kakami said: "I have a lot of savings, and you will have endless money after you arrive at Toka Planet."

Lan Yuan joked: "Are you making me a soft meal?"

Kakami said, "No, hard food."

Lan Yuan didn't understand for a while, Kakami stood up straight, little Kaka resisted Xiao Lanyuan, Lan Yuan understood in seconds, he slapped Kakami fiercely, and said angrily: "You're looking for death?! It's hard to beat a plane People who don’t understand know what is soft and hard!”

Kakami said: "I know how to masturbate, but the mobile phone you gave me is too backward so I can't masturbate."

Lan Yuan said: "Get out of your sister!" Are you really pure or pretending to be pure, buddy!

"I don't have a sister," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "I don't care if you have it! Sleep!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

They didn't sleep well in the first half of the night, and the two of them fell asleep in the second half of the night, and it was eleven o'clock when they woke up.

Lan Yuan patted his chest happily, "Fortunately, I don't have to go to work."

Kakami said: "I have to go to work, Guan Yang asked me to go to the company in the afternoon to discuss future development plans."

Lan Yuan rubbed Kakami's chicken coop and said, "Then don't dawdle."

Kakami said, "Yeah."

After the two finished their brunch, it was time for Kakami to go out. Lan Yuan sent Kakami downstairs for a ride as usual.But as soon as they opened the door, a lump of human-shaped flesh fell in. If the two of them hadn't quickly dodged away, they would have been smashed straight.

Kakami said, "Ah, pervert."

Lan Yuan said, "It's crazy."

This piece of meat is naturally Meng Lang. He didn't leave after being kicked out yesterday, but stayed outside the door. He didn't believe that Kakami and Lan Yuan couldn't go out anymore!No, it is always rewarding to watch one night and one morning.

Meng Lang's drowsiness fell away. He got up holding his stomach, and the lenses of the rimless glasses became more broken. He smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth and said, "Good morning."

"Not good," Kakami said.

Meng Lang said: "Aliens are good, people on earth are good, robots are good, cats are good, everyone is good."

As soon as Lan Yuan saw Meng Lang, he became angry. He pressed Meng Lang's belly full of meat and pushed it out, saying, "Mr. Meng, as I said, you are not welcome here."

Meng Lang said, "Hey, don't be like this, anyway, I'm also the one who shared a little secret with you."

Lan Yuan said: "Hehe, why don't I know that there are some little secrets to share between us, I don't know you at all."

Meng Lang said, "You just called me Mr. Meng and you said you didn't know me?!"

Lan Yuan said: "You heard it wrong. If I count to ten and you don't leave, I will call the police and have someone take you away."

Kakami said to Lan Yuan to help out, "Lan Yuan is a well inspector. He will lock you in a cubicle and use his relationship to make the prison well not give you food."

Lan Yuan rolled his eyes at Kakami in embarrassment, what kind of image does he have in the other party's heart? !

Lan Yuan said: "The nearest mental hospital is just three blocks away. There are occasional patients who escape from that hospital, and the well inspectors in our area have to help arrest them. Speaking of which, we have a little friendship with the mental hospital. If you send someone there, they'll be happy to receive it, I suppose."

Meng Lang said, "You can't do this!"

Lan Yuan said: "I can. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six..."

Lan Yuan started to count, Meng Lang wanted to hold on, but when Lan Yuan counted to five and Kakami handed Lan Yuan the phone dog-leggedly, Meng Lang couldn't hold on anymore, turned around and ran away.He's been in a mental hospital once, but he doesn't want to be in a second time!His chubby fist hit his chubby palm, he won't give up just yet!