Alien star

After the promotion of "Mercenary Corps" and the recording and broadcast of "Happy No Discussion", Kakami's reputation has grown, and he has become a celebrity both inside and outside the circle.But because "Mercenary Corps" has not been officially released yet, everyone has not been able to see the dry goods. Therefore, most of the crews who come to play with Kakamiyo are small and medium-sized crews, and there are also large crews, but the remuneration given is more apologetic , The difference between Guan Yang's expectations is more than one grade.

Guan Yang said: "What we have to do is rather lack than abuse, and youth idol dramas will not be considered. In the gap between the release of the first part of "Mercenary Corps" and the filming of the second part has not yet started, I will accept a few commercial endorsements for you, and then find People will write a few songs for you, and you will learn more and recharge your batteries at other times.

Kakami said, "Oh."

Guan Yang said: "You can hold your breath, or if you change to someone else, if you want them to become popular and reduce their appearance rate, you will probably fall off the table."

Kakami said, "I am Kakami, not anyone else."

Guan Yang said: "Yes, yes, you are a man destined to be famous."

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Guan Yang said: "By the way, did Sun Xin apply for a card for you? I'll give you the salary of "Mercenary Corps" into your card."

Kakami's eyes sparkled, and he said, "Well, we are one step closer to the otaku dream.

Guan Yang: "..." A celebrity's dream is to be an otaku?You are kidding me!

Because Kakami gave Lan Yuan all his salary card, and after checking the money in the card, Lan Yuan was surprised that he had gone from food and clothing to a well-off life, and he did not deduct Kakami's pocket money, which was very generous. Kakami is given 100 yuan every day, which makes Kakami very happy.

Kakami's expenses are not much. Breakfast, lunch and dinner are either provided by Lan Yuan or the company's crew. He doesn't need to spend money himself. Sun Xin picks him up and goes by car, even if he takes a taxi, he can be reimbursed. , Moreover, he is a typical two-point one-line, never going to parties and dinners, and often won't spend a penny after a week.Day after day, he also saved a thousand or eight hundred.

So, Kakami decided to buy a gift for Lan Yuan.

Father Huang said that to be a good partner, one must not only be gentle and considerate to his lover, but also know how to surprise him by giving him what he wants.Kakami thinks so, but what does Lan Yuan want?

Kakami walked to a well-decorated store. The signboard of this store was very interesting, and it said: "Satisfy your love."

Kakami thought, well, that's it.

Kakami entered the store, the color of the store is pink, pink wallpaper, pink counter, full of dreamy atmosphere, and the items in the window are all Kakami has never seen before, electric small balls , plastic sticks with granular protrusions, all of which are strangely shaped things.

The owner of the shop was a man with a beard and a down jacket. He was wearing a down jacket and flip flops. He asked Kakami, "First time here?"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

The store owner asked, "What do you want to buy?"

Kakami said: "I don't know, I want to buy a gift for Lan Yuan."

The shop owner said, "Who is Lan Yuan? Male or female?"

"Man, he's my partner," Kakami said.

The shop owner said: "I also have a lot of men's products here. How do you and your guy usually like to play? Oh, it's the first time you buy props to add to the fun, so I guess you don't know much about this, how about I recommend it to you? How many do you go back and try?"

Kakami said: "Can the gifts here make Lan Yuan happy?"

The store owner took out a blue jump|egg and said, "It matches your family's name very well. He will be very happy."

Kakami said, "Yeah!"

When Kakami returned home with the bag with the words "Satisfying Your Love | Amusement House" printed on the lower left corner, he was shocked to feel that the neighbor's house next door was rumbling like an earthquake, and he stepped on his foot After confirming that the ground is solid and the building will not collapse, we can move forward with confidence.But as soon as he reached the neighbor's door, the door opened automatically, and a person who made Kakami uncomfortable came out of the door——big fat alien enthusiast Meng Lang!

Meng Lang changed a pair of glasses, and he said to Kakami with a smile, "Hello alien, we are neighbors from today, we need to help each other."

Kakami ignored Meng Lang and passed him blankly. Meng Lang quickly stopped him with his hands and said, "Oh, don't be so indifferent. I swear, I will never do you any harm! I am looking for Aliens have been searching for so many years, and they finally found it. How could I send you to the dissection table with my own hands! Just let me watch how you fly, okay? Just like I saw you in the telescope Fly with Lan Yuan in your arms!"

Meng Lang talked to himself very happily, and he was so excited that he was about to dance. Kakami bowed and slipped under Meng Lang's armpit calmly. When Meng Lang was about to turn around to stop him again, he put a finger on Meng Lang's With a poke on the spine, the person is poked into the wall as a mural.

After finishing meng lang, kakami entered her house, and quickly forgot about him, and couldn't wait to send a text message to lan yuan.

Kakami: "What time are you coming back?"

Lan Yuan: "If there is no accident, it will be an hour later. Are you done?"

Kakami: "Yeah, I've paid the salary, and Guan Yang put it in my card."

Lan Yuan: "Okay, I'll check the account when I pass by the cash machine."

Kakami: "Well, I bought you a present."

Lan Yuan: "What gift?"

Kakami: "I can't tell you."

Lan Yuan: "Forget it, I'll look back and see for myself."

Kakami: "Yeah."

What gift will Kakami buy herself?Lan Yuan turned his phone and thought, what to eat?use?For play?He thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a clue, which made him feel as uncomfortable as claws scratching his heart.

Gu Wenyou asked: "What do you think?"

Lan Yuan said: "Kakami said he would give me a gift."

Gu Wenyou said: "Hey, he can still save private money to buy gifts under you, Lan Papi, he's pretty good at it."

Lan Yuan said: "It's not private money, it's the pocket money I gave him."

Gu Wenyou laughed and said: "Saving pocket money to buy you gifts, Kakami absolutely loves you!"

Lan Yuan said: "Get out!"

Kakami's gift reminded Lan Yuan of one thing, he should change Kakami's mobile phone.

Kakami's mobile phone is still using the Nokia brick phone he begged from Gu Wenyou. In this era of smartphones, it can be said to be an antique.Kakami is in the entertainment circle, and there are all glamorous people in that circle. Before they had no money, they didn't talk about it. Now that they have capital, they can't let Kakami be looked down upon too much.Besides, Kakami clamored all day long to play masturbation, why not let his dream come true.

After getting off work, Lan Yuan stopped by a nearby shopping mall and proudly bought Kakami a piece of fruit gold. Anyway, Kakami earned the money, so he didn't feel bad when he spent it.

Lan Yuan couldn't help thinking while holding the phone, this is the first time he has exchanged gifts with someone he likes, and it would be more romantic if the date falls on February [-]th or July [-]th.

Lan Yuan was in a good mood on the way home, even whistled, but after he got home, his good mood fell to the bottom in an instant.

There were two reasons. One was that he learned that Meng Lang had become their neighbor; the other was that he learned the truth about Kakami's gift.

Lan Yuan slammed the Tiao|dan on Kakami's handsome face, blushing angrily, "What the hell did you buy?!"

"Something that makes you happy," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "What makes me happy?! Do you know what these things are used for?!"

Kakami said, "Yeah."

Kakami picked up the ball and said, "This will lift you up." He pointed to the lube and said, "It will cool you down." He held up the massage stick and said, "This It can relieve your fatigue." He held the condom and said, "This can prevent you from getting a fever and infection."

Kakami introduced all the sex toys he bought, and finally stared at the black thong, with a suspicious blush on his cheeks, and said: "This pants will make you sexier, I bought two, we can be worn together."

Lan Yuan intuitively felt the darkness in front of his eyes, and he asked: "Then do you know how to use these things?"

Kakami was stuck, and he shook his head, and the little light bulb came on again, and he said, "We can read the instructions."

As Kakami said, he went to unpack the box, and Lan Yuan kicked all the sex toys away. He tried to calm himself and said, "Don't look at it."

Kakami asked, "Why? Do you know how to use it?"

Lan Yuan said: "...um." He knew a ghost!He has been single for 23 years, how can a bachelor who relies on masturbation whenever he needs to know such profound things!

Kakami said, "Oh, that's great, do you like the presents?"

Lan Yuan said, "Hehe."

Kakami was puzzled, and asked again: "Do you like it?"

Lan Yuan looked at Kakami Qiji's eyes, and it was not good to say yes, and it was not good to say no, he was so annoyed that he wanted to kick him back to outer space!

Kakami has never been a knowledgeable person, so he had to catch Lan Yuan to ask if he liked the gift he gave. Lan Yuan was so irritable when asked, he tore off a large piece of tape and stuck Kakami's mouth .

Kakami said, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Lan Yuan said: "I don't understand what you are talking about, don't tear it up! If you tear it up, don't sleep with me today."

Kakami heard this, and put back the torn tape in frustration.

Lan Yuan packed all the sex|interest items and stuffed them into the deepest part of the closet, and made up a sweet lie, "Your gifts are very precious, I want to treasure them well."

Kakami blinked, convinced.

Seeing Kakami's honesty, Lan Yuan wanted to laugh. He stroked Kakami's hair almost dotingly, and gave Kakami the newly bought mobile phone.

Lan Yuan said: "This is the favorite of young people nowadays, and there are quite a few people in the entertainment industry who use it. It won't let you down."

Kakami said in a muffled voice, "Hmm." He asked, "Hm...mmmm...mmmm?"

Lan Yuan said: "I can't understand a word of what you said."

Xiao Ka translated: "Report to the second master, and the first master said that he can masturbate with you?"

Lan Yuan said in a black line: "Why are you so full of masturbation!"

Kakami said, "Mmmmmm~"

Xiaoka said: "The big master said that the second master masturbated first and then he followed, but the second master secretly masturbates by himself and does not masturbate with the big master. The couple should masturbate together."

Lan Yuan pressed Xiaoka's big round head, and said suspiciously: "He only pronounced three syllables, how did you translate such a long string of words?!"

Xiaoka said shyly, "Because Xiaoka is a smart robot."

Kakami nodded in agreement.

Lan Yuan raised his forehead speechlessly, there was another similarity between this favorite - narcissism!