Alien star

Chapter 45

Kakami and Xiaoka's attitude of admitting their mistakes was very sincere. Both of them looked like elementary school students who had done something wrong, with their heads lowered and their hands behind their backs, looking pitifully at Lan Yuan.

I won't mention Xiaoka, no matter how pitiful he is, he is still a chubby person, but Kakami's handsome face coupled with a pair of watery dog ​​eyes, is extremely lethal.

Lan Yuan only felt his little heart twitching, and his anger towards Kakami flew out of the sky in an instant. He felt sad, and if it develops like this in the future, no matter what Kakami does in the future, he will forgive him. !This is not necessary!

Lan Yuan's finger forcefully poked Kakami's eyebrows, and gave Kakami a red beauty mole. He said in a deep voice, "I'll tell you about your intention to murder later!"

Kakami defended: "I didn't intend to murder, I wanted to hide him."

Lan Yuan said: "That is the intention to kidnap."

"I have no intention of asking his family for a ransom," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said, "Shut up!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan squatted down beside Meng Lang, patted Meng Lang's bulging beer belly, and said, "Hey, wake up."

Meng Lang didn't move at all.

Lan Yuan said: "Xiao Ka, go and get a basin of water, it needs to be cold."

Xiaoka said, "Good master."

Xiao Ka obediently went to the kitchen to get a big foot basin of water, and according to Lan Yuan's instructions, it poured it on Meng Lang's head without hesitation. Meng Lang woke up with a gasp, and fled away Xiaoka's claws.

Meng Lang said: "Don't splash it, don't splash it, I'm awake!" He stood up against the wall, and he supported his waist because his stomach was too heavy. He looked like a pregnant woman, and he pushed the frame of his glasses, but The broken lens did not help his vision much. He squinted his eyes, looked Kakami and Xiaoka up and down, and said excitedly, "You are aliens and high-tech in appearance?!"

Kakami flatly denied, "No."

Meng Lang said: "You must be! This robot can never be invented at the level of the earth. I was just pretending to be dizzy. I heard every word of your conversation!"

Meng Lang laughed until his already small eyes became even smaller. He lifted up the hem of his clothes and began to take them off. He took off his coat and sweater, and took off his sweater and cashmere sweater. Lan Yuan and Kakami were dumbfounded.

Lan Yuan shouted violently: "What are you doing?!"

Meng Lang said: "I want to celebrate. Hehehe, I finally found an alien! Now they can't say I'm crazy! I'm right, there are aliens in this universe!"

While talking, Meng Lang took off his clothes without any delay. When he was naked, he went to untie his belt. Lan Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, picked up Meng Lang's clothes and smashed them, causing Meng Lang to hit his hind legs and stumble with his left foot. I fell off my right foot.

Lan Yuan said: "If you take it off again, I will handcuff you!"

He turned on his handcuffs and the electric baton around his waist. Meng Lang waved his hands and said, "Okay, okay, I won't take them off anymore, I... I'm just happy, and when I'm happy, I want to run around naked!"

Lan Yuan said: "Damn it! What a broken habit! I don't care if you take it off at your house, dare to run around naked in my house, hehe, I'll use it wherever you take it off."

Meng Lang subconsciously clamped his legs.

Lan Yuan asked Meng Lang to get dressed, and interrogated him without giving him a glass of water.

Lan Yuan asked: "Aren't you from some state institution?"

Meng Lang said, "No, I'm just an ordinary person."

Lan Yuan asked, "How did you find Kakami?"

Meng Lang said: "I've seen this alien a long time ago, maybe a few months ago, I used an astronomical telescope to observe the stars, and saw this alien flying with you in his arms! I've been looking for you everywhere since the next day Yes, but it looks close through the telescope, but in fact we live quite far away, I searched and couldn't find it, and since then I haven't seen you with the telescope every day, I thought it was my own dizziness, but This alien has become a star recently, right? There are photos of him everywhere on the Internet. He looks like him. Once I see him, I will never forget him. I recognized him at a glance, so I found him slowly. Yes!" He looked at Kakami eagerly, "Fortunately, I found you! This is really great!"

Kakami hid behind Lan Yuan, and asked Lan Yuan in a very low voice, "Will he take off his pants to reveal dirty things?"

Lan Yuan is about to kneel down for Kakami's focus, what is this guy thinking about!He said, "No."

Kakami said: "Then if he is like the pervert in the park, you will be responsible for washing my eyes. I want to see Xiao Lanyuan."

Lan Yuan said: "Go away, I'm doing business and don't interrupt me!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan lit a cigarette and took a deep puff to relieve his irritability, but out of the corner of his eye he caught Kakami frowning slightly, and immediately choked out the cigarette.

Lan Yuan said: "Mr. Meng, may I ask what is your motivation for looking for Kakami?"

Meng Lang said, "Because he's an alien!" He couldn't sit still at all, and danced around the living room, subconsciously trying to lift the hem of his clothes, but when he saw Lan Yuan's face that was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he immediately restrained himself , he said, "I have seen aliens more than ten years ago. They kidnapped me and transformed my body! I told others that they didn't believe me, and they all regarded me as crazy. To prove what I said It’s all true, I’ve been working on finding aliens! No, I’ve found it! Hahahaha, aliens exist, they exist!”

Meng Lang was as happy as if he had won the lottery. His fat body was shaking with excitement. He clapped his hands and said, "I have been in a mental hospital, and they said I was delusional, hahaha, I should Let them also come to meet the aliens, and this will let those people know who is crazy!"

Lan Yuan said coldly: "Mr. Meng, can I ask you to calm down first?"

Meng Lang said, "Yes, you are right, I should calm down." He slapped himself twice and said, "Okay, I calm down."

Lan Yuan said, "Mr. Meng, please sit down."

Xiao Ka moved a plastic bench, took Meng Lang's hand, and forced Meng Lang to sit down with the grip strength of a robot of [-] tons.

Meng Lang was dishonest even when he sat down. He tapped his heels on the ground and said to himself, "Alien, hehe, I'm not crazy."

Lan Yuan buttoned the coffee table and said, "Mr. Meng, you don't have a pinhole camera or a voice recorder, do you?"

Meng Lang said, "No, no, I'm not a private detective or something. How could I have that kind of equipment?"

Lan Yuan said, "That's good." He folded his arms and said, "Once you leave this door, we won't admit anything."

Meng Lang didn't react, "Why don't you admit it?"

Lan Yuan said: "Aliens, robots or something."

Meng Lang said, "But he is! Even if you don't admit that he is an alien!"

Lan Yuan said: "He is not!"

Meng Lang said, "I haven't walked out of this door yet."

Lan Yuan said: "He is an ordinary person."

"Then what about it!" Meng Lang looked down for Xiaoka, "It's an intelligent robot, so it can't be wrong!"

Lan Yuan said, "It's not either."

Kaka went to sleep in unison, shrunk into a sphere, no different from a shot put.

Lan Yuan said: "This is an iron ball."

Meng Lang said, "No, that's not right...it's clearly a robot! You...how can you deny it?! You're from Earth, right? You live with an alien, you..."

Lan Yuan said: "I am a well inspector. Kakami is a star and my cohabitant. Mr. Meng, you have a medical history. If I treat you as a well inspector as a relapse and have mania If you are sent back to the mental hospital in the name of tendency, will you have to be admitted again?"

"You're threatening me!" Meng Lang shouted hoarsely, "You're covering up the truth, you're using power to make me bow! How could you do that? Did this alien brainwash you? Oh, I I don’t mean to say that aliens are bad. I mean, if people on earth can confirm the existence of aliens and contact them, our aerospace technology and space exploration will take a big step forward. This is wealth. This is the future, this is..."

Lan Yuan interrupted Meng Lang and said, "Mr. Meng, what you said above is all nonsense. If you say a few more words, I will call the nearest mental hospital."

Meng Lang said, "You, you, you..."

Meng Lang said "you" for a long time, and "you" couldn't come up with a reason. He gradually silenced, hugged his head in pain, and chanted words that neither Lan Yuan nor Kakami could understand.

Kakami suggested to Lan Yuan: "Either put him in the spaceship, I just injected oxygen into the spaceship."

Lan Yuan said: "Can't you stop discussing crimes with me in front of me?!"

"This is not a crime, this is self-defense," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "Hehe, you are still |comforting yourself."

A question mark appeared on Kakami's head, and he didn't understand the difference between the "self-defense" he said and the "□□" that Lan Yuan said.

Meng Lang turned into a fat mushroom in gloom, no matter what Lan Yuan told him, he didn't respond, which made Lan Yuan very worried, but he didn't chase him away, because he didn't know what to do in his heart, and he didn't know how to deal with it rash.Let him go?He was afraid that meng lang would yell everywhere; put him in a mental hospital?This is too wicked; or just keep hiding people without doing anything?It's against the law!

Lan Yuan pinched Kakami angrily, and said, "It's all your fault."

Kakami said, "Oh."

After much deliberation, Lan Yuan couldn't come up with a perfect solution, so he had to let Meng Lang go. What he thought was that if a normal person told others that he had seen an alien, they would only think he was joking, and Meng Lang like this A person with a criminal record says that when he sees an alien, others will only treat him as a relapse, and the chances of anyone believing him are very small.If this chance really makes them hit, then they can only consider themselves unlucky, and the soldiers will cover it up.

Lan Yuan said to Meng Lang, "Okay, Mr. Meng, let's go, you'd better not talk nonsense outside, or you will bear the consequences."

Meng Lang said, "No."

Lan Yuan persuaded in a good voice: "Mr. Meng, think about it, the purpose of searching for aliens for so many years is to solve your own doubts. Now that you have solved your doubts, why do you care about others? Everyone is drunk and I am sober Isn’t it cool? No matter how many people pursue this realm, they can’t pursue it. On the contrary, if you tell people that a certain star is not from the earth, he is an alien. I saw him flying in the sky. They will all treat you as crazy, and the gains outweigh the losses, are you right?"

Meng Lang said: "The truth is in the hands of a few."

Lan Yuan said: "That's the truth, so you can be at ease as one of your few people."

Meng Lang said, "You're right!" He seemed to have figured it out, the previous gloom was swept away, and he was alive and well again, beating his beer belly like a drum, "You're talking too much!" By the way! Everyone is drunk and I am awake alone. I am awake alone. What do I do to wake up others?! I don’t want to be a great man! In order to thoroughly grasp this truth, and to become the most sober person on earth, I Don't leave! I want to live under the same roof as you!"

Lan Yuan and Kakami: "..."