Alien star

Chapter 44

After Kakami kissed Lan Yuansuo, he fell asleep again, which made Lan Yuan hold back and didn't say a word.

Lan Yuan pulled off one of Kakami's eyelashes in a tricky way, which made Kakami unconsciously "wow" and hugged Lan Yuan tighter.Lan Yuan thought, forget it, let's talk about it after this guy wakes up.

Kakami slept until the sun was up, and Lan Yuan had already gone to work when he woke up.

Kakami rolled around on the big bed, shouted "Lan Yuan" to the empty room, and the answer was naturally air.

Xiaoka said: "Report to the first master, the second master has gone to earn money to support the family early in the morning."

"I also have a breadwinner," Kakami said.

Xiaoka said: "The 900 yuan handed in by the big master has long been used up."

"I have a new salary," Kakami said.

Kakami Liyu jumped up from the bed, got under the bed and pulled out the trousers he took off. He fumbled in his trouser pocket and took out a bank card. He said braggingly, "This is the salary given by Sun Xin." Card, the announcement fee for my appearance on the show is more than Lan Yuan's deposit, I will soon make him an otaku."

Xiao Ka clapped Xiao Yuan's hands wildly while holding the field, and said, "Master is great!"

Kakami said, "Yeah!"

When Kakami was washing up, the marshal lay on Kakami's instep like a plush slippers, and Xiaoka dutifully reported to Kakami about Lan Yuan's work and rest in the past ten days, such as getting up at seven o'clock, Running at [-]:[-], having breakfast at [-]:[-], and a series of trivial things.

Xiaoka said: "The second master's mood fluctuated a lot after watching the rebroadcast of the first master's "Happy No Discussion". .”

Kakami said, "Yeah." He spat out the toothpaste foam and said, "Lan Yuan should be so handsome by me."

Xiaoka said: "Xiaoka is also handsome by the big master!" It raised its round arms and round palms high and said, "The big master is the most handsome."

Kakami said, "Yeah!"

One person and one robot are relatively praised, very harmonious and beautiful, but suddenly, the indicator light of Xiaoka flashes rapidly-this is a signal of danger coming!

Xiaoka said: "Master, there is danger, please avoid it!"

Kakami inserted the toothbrush into the cup and said doubtfully, "There is no earthquake."

The small card has its own danger warning system. When traveling in space, it targets black holes, meteorite belts, space-time turbulence, etc. After falling on the earth, it targets natural disasters such as earthquakes and floods.

Kakami jumped on the spot and said with certainty: "There is no earthquake."

Xiaoka said: "Xiaoka's update package has added an item of human danger. According to Xiaoka's analysis, this time the danger will come from humans!"

As soon as Xiaoka finished speaking, the living room door rang.

Kakami and Xiaoka looked at each other. He tilted his head, stared at the anti-theft door, and said, "Lan Yuan won't knock on the door if he has the key. Could it be a burglary?"

Xiaoka said, "Do you need to knock on the door for robbery?"

Kakami said: "Well, I want to make sure that there is no one in the room... Probably, people on earth are a race that is difficult to understand."

Xiaoka said, "Master is right."

Someone knocks on the door, do you want to open it?What should the bad guys outside the door do after opening the door?Both Kakami and Xiaoka were lost in thought.

Xiaoka scanned the heat sources outside the house through the door panel, and said, "Report Master, there is only one person outside. His physical fitness is average, and he is not the master's opponent."

Kakami said: "Then let's beat him away, otherwise Lan Yuan will be very angry if he enters the house and robs."

Xiaoka said: "Yes, the second master is a miser, and his property cannot be touched by others."

One master and one pet made a decision, and Kakami came forward to open the door. Kaka hid behind the curtain of the balcony and was ready to support at any time. The marshal seemed to have noticed something, and bent fiercely, with fluffy cat hair standing on end.

"Patta." Kakami turned the doorknob, and just when the person outside the door couldn't wait to squeeze in, Kakami used his hand as a knife and slammed on the back of the person's head, coming Before he could even say a word, he wilted to the ground.

This is a middle-aged man in his forties, with a high hairline and a beer belly that looks like he was pregnant in October. He wears a pair of rimless glasses, and the lenses of these glasses are made of ancient glass. , It fell out of the broken traces like spider webs.

Kakami scholar uses two fingers to detect the breath of a middle-aged man in a martial arts movie, and he says, "It's alive."

Xiaoka took a photo of the middle-aged man's face, hacked into the police station system for comparison, and called up the man's information, "Report to the owner, this is a mental patient! His case records that he insists that there are aliens, He also said that he had been kidnapped and transformed by aliens, but he was actually half an alien. He was hospitalized in a mental hospital for two years and was discharged half a year ago because his condition had improved." It held its big round head in horror, Said, "Master, did he find out that you were captured by aliens?! It's scary! The second master said that the earthlings will send them to be dissected after they catch the aliens. It will definitely be dissected! What shall we do?"

Kakami's stupid hair shook, and said, "Then let's destroy his body and wipe out all traces."

Lan Yuan, who was squatting in the corner of a certain supermarket, pretending to be a potted plant, suddenly felt a chill behind him. He looked back, but there was no one there.

The case that Lan Yuan is working on is a theft case. The supermarket has lost things for five consecutive days, but there is no shadow of the thief on the monitor. No suspects were found, so the supermarket called the police.

What Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou have to do is to catch this man who shoplifted in the supermarket.

Lan Yuan ambushes and arrests people inside the supermarket, while Gu Wenyou analyzes the surveillance video in the surveillance room.

Lan Yuan flicked the walkie-talkie and asked, "Is there anyone suspicious?"

Gu Wenyou said: "Not yet."

Lan Yuan said: "How many people come and go in a supermarket every day. Catching thieves is like finding a needle in a haystack."

Gu Wenyou said: "Yes, I almost fell asleep watching the video."

Lan Yuan said: "You call up the list of items lost in the supermarket every day, compare the shelves where those items are located, and focus on whether anyone has come to the supermarket in the past five days and patronized each shelf."

Gu Wenyou said: "That's what I'm doing, but think about it, this supermarket is open 24 hours a day, where can I see it all in a short while."

Lan Yuan said, "That's right."

Lan Yuan boredly observed everyone who passed by him, including housewives with baskets, college girls in modern clothes, sloppy migrant workers, and sneaky young men in gray trench coats.

Wait, the one in the windbreaker... Lan Yuan's eyes were fixed, and he saw that the gray windbreaker secretly put a can of tuna into his pocket, and walked to the next shelf as if nothing had happened.

The intercom rang.

Gu Wenyou said: "A Yuan, that's the one in the windbreaker! He's been included in the videos for the past five days."

Lan Yuan said, "Okay."

Lan Yuan followed the man in the windbreaker and was about to pat him on the shoulder when his cell phone rang.The man in the windbreaker was startled by the noise, turned his head and met Lan Yuan face to face, and then ran away. Lan Yuan scolded "Fuck", and hurriedly chased him

The man in the windbreaker ran very fast, coupled with the fact that there were many people and obstacles in the supermarket, he cunningly ran into the crowd and knocked over the shopping carts and baskets to the ground, creating a lot of trouble for Lan Yuan. hinder.At the same time, Lan Yuan's cell phone ringing never stopped, causing the whole supermarket to repeat Kakami "Lan Yuan answered the phone, if you don't answer, I will kiss you, I kissed you, I really kissed you, chirp~ "The words made Lan Yuan's face turn red like a tomato with embarrassment.

Lan Yuan thought angrily, he shouldn't have let Kakami play with his mobile phone!

Lan Yuan kicked a shopping basket flying, and the shopping basket was shot by the strong wind, hitting the man in the windbreaker on the back. The man in the windbreaker staggered, Lan Yuan took the opportunity to speed up, and caught him before the man in the windbreaker stood still. He cut the windbreaker man's hands backwards and handcuffed him.

The onlookers applauded, and some took videos and photos.

Gu Wenyou, who came from the monitoring room, took over the windbreaker man and said to Lan Yuan, "Hurry up and answer the phone, tsk tsk, I'm not ashamed to ring this kind of ringtone in a large crowd!"

Lan Yuan became angry from embarrassment: "I don't want to either!"

Lan Yuan pressed the on button vigorously, thinking that he must scold Kakami to the brim, but after Kakami said a word, all his cursing words were blocked in his throat.

Kakami said: "Lan Yuan, if I kill someone, will you dislike me?"

Lan Yuan's phone fell to the ground with a bang.

Lan Yuan fantasized about opening Kakami's brain more than once to study whether the structure of this alien is different from that of human beings. Otherwise, why is his thinking always different from that of normal people?But none of those fantasies were as strong as this time, so strong that Lan Yuan wanted to shoot Kakami in the head!

Lan Yuan kept a straight face, his face was calm, but inside he was overwhelmed by listening to Kakami and Xiaoka's criminal self-discussion.

Kakami said: "The thing is like this, this person..." He pointed to the unconscious middle-aged man who was randomly thrown in a corner of the living room like garbage, "He broke into the house, in order to protect our home and you property, I valiantly subdued him."

Lan Yuan said, "Let's get to the point!"

Kakami said: "Oh." He organized his language and said, "Xiaoka's information shows that this person is a so-called alien enthusiast on earth. He has been studying aliens since he graduated from university. It can be inferred that he must have come to our house to catch me! You said that if the earthlings catch aliens, they will dissect them. To ensure the safety of my life, and to ensure that you will not become a widow... Husband, we want to destroy the corpse!"

Xiao Ka hugged Lan Yuan's calf coquettishly with his short hands, and added: "Yes, master, we put Meng Lang—the big villain who broke into the house and wanted to harm the master, into the spaceship of the master , but the spaceship has not been used for too long, and the oxygen reserve is exhausted, and the spaceship issued a warning 3 minutes after the big villain entered, and we got him out again."

Kakami said: "Because you are Jingcha, if the big bad guy really dies, I will become a murderer, then we can't be together."

Xiaoka "woooooo" simulated crying, and said, "Xiaoka doesn't want to be separated from the second master either."

Kakami sat cross-legged at Lan Yuan's feet, imitating Xiao Ka and hugging Lan Yuan's leg, saying: "If he wants to dissect me, you have to protect me, otherwise my brothers will destroy the Milky Way and its surroundings. From an extragalactic galaxy!"

Blue veins popping out of Lan Yuan's forehead, has the scope of your brothers' destruction expanded from the earth to the Milky Way and then to extragalactic galaxies? !One day they will destroy the universe for you too!