[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

"We split up?" Clark smiled at her knowingly, "Let's see who can find them first?"

"Yes!" Audrey said enthusiastically, without noticing that her feet were floating off the ground accidentally.Clark hurriedly put her back on the ground, lest the surveillance camera take pictures of this scene, and finally become evidence that the haunted house is really haunted.

They are now located in the hall on the first floor of the hospital haunted house. The crumbling facility is splattered with dark blood, which looks extremely creepy.But—forgive Clark for thinking this way—Audrey looked like a lively Samoyed, and her bright smile lit up the terrifyingly dim environment like the sun.

"What bet?" Clark asked cooperatively.The dilapidated door in the corridor was blown by the wind, making a toothache creaking sound, but neither of them looked over there.

"The one who loses should treat him to ice cream." Audrey tiptoed and kissed his face, and said with a smile, "No matter who wins, at least we can have ice cream, isn't it great?"

"Indeed." Clark readily agreed.He sharply saw a pale arm protruding from the corridor, slowly crawling, but he decided it would be better not to mention it this time.Audrey began to work hard to see the blood-stained map on the wall under the dim light, and muttered softly: "This facility is huge. Fortunately, only five people can enter within an hour... Otherwise, there will be tourists everywhere, and it will be even more difficult." Found them."

"This hospital seems to be divided into east and west buildings. Let's go to one side." Audrey turned her head to look at Clark, and lightly drew a circle in the air with her fingers.The crawling patient on the ground uttered a strange cry, and suddenly changed to running on all fours.It seemed impolite to remain motionless at this moment, Audrey immediately ran backwards generously towards the stairs on the west side, not forgetting to blow a kiss to Clark: "See you later!"

The dedicated employee on the ground paused, then turned to look at Clark.Clark could actually see the bandaged horrified patient's cool, half-yellow, half-black hair dyed under the bandages, and even recognized it as an airbrushing artist who also lived in Brooklyn... It was so difficult to appear frightened, so that Clark stood there for a while hesitating for a while, not sure whether he should be frightened to freeze or imitate Audrey's escape spirit.

However, seeing that the bandage monster's strange screams were about to lose power, Clark quickly showed 120 points of acting skills and ran away in shock.Since the debut of Superman and Qi Girl, there has never been a precedent for fleeing without a fight. This haunted house has done something that the villains have been unable to do for several years, which is really embarrassing.

The second floor adopts a partition design, and the east and west sides are separated by a hall in the middle and are not connected.This meant that if the three scientists were on the second floor, it would be entirely a matter of luck for Audrey or Clark to find them first.Audrey recalled the facilities on this floor, and decided to take a quick sweep, walking around in each room, hoping to meet them by chance.

Just as Audrey was looking at the weird puppet in the dispensing room, and was about to turn around and leave, she heard a shrill scream: "Don't come here!"

The voice seemed familiar.But the architectural design of this haunted house is quite exquisite, it is difficult to distinguish the source of the sound, and only layers of echoes are left when it reaches her ears.

Audrey looked back for a while, but still couldn't tell which direction the voice came from just now.When she turned her head again, the weird puppet was sticking to the back of her head, with two streams of blood and tears streaming from her eyes.

"Oh my God!" Audrey took a half step back and blinked, "You and my dad tell exactly the same bedtime stories."

The puppet watched her leave with blood and tears. If its mouth could speak, it would definitely want to ask what bedtime story it was...

"Where is she?" cried a curry-scented voice. "No! Don't go there!"

Audrey immediately turned her head away.This time she could probably tell that the voice was coming from two floors above.With a smile on her face, she walked quickly up the stairs.

The stairs are covered with suspicious stains, and there are some mysterious words on the handrails that seem to be scratched out with fingernails, but Audrey hardly pays attention to them.The big fluffy spiders crawling quickly on the ceiling are extremely eye-catching, but their gleaming green eyes hit Audrey's smile a little bit. She almost walked across the scary atmosphere with a smile all the way Go to the fourth floor.

She heard a burst of piercing laughter, which awakened some memories in Audrey, causing her to stop on the steps with her last step.A sweet, melodious female voice giggled maniacally and sang, "Let me heal you, dear patients!"

"Don't do it." Audrey murmured, walking quickly along the source of the voice.It was easier than her way up from the second floor, because there were no other employees along the way, and the scene wasn't even that dark—physically.

The lights on this floor are not so completely dark, and there is not much blood in the corridor. There are only some cardboard boxes piled up on both sides of the road, and it looks like a dark shadow from a distance.

Hearing the sound, it seems that an employee who is playing the role of a doctor chased the three otaku scientists and ran around, making people wonder why they didn't leave this floor - it is reasonable to say that the employees of the haunted house cannot leave their posts. Doctors will only be active on the fourth floor.

But when Audrey finally met the scurrying homeboys in a corridor, she quickly learned the reason.These poor people seemed to have been frightened to the point of losing their minds, and when they saw Audrey appearing in front of them, they let out a desperate howl.

But in the next second, they found that Audrey looked like a normal living person at least, and the cute red bow behind her head was not something that would appear in this haunted house.So Leonard, who was the leader, took the courage to say, "Excuse me, are you...a tourist?"

Audrey's eyes curled up, and she nodded: "I'm here to look for you, Petunia and Sheldon think they've been waiting for a long time."

"Great!" Howard gasped and horrified. "We've got to get off this floor before that crazy doctor catches up—"

"Tang clang! Are you looking for me? I'm here!" The sweet voice that Audrey found quite familiar sounded above their heads.Audrey looked up and saw someone she hadn't expected was hanging upside down from the precarious pipes in the ceiling, making faces at them.

Several otaku's legs were weak, especially Raj, his problem of being speechless when he saw the opposite sex seemed to have not healed, and now his face was flushed, and he couldn't even utter a scream. It looked like he was about to faint.

Audrey blinked, hesitated for a while, and said, "Don't scare them, Harry."

"Dah?" Harley Quinn, who was playing the role of a psychiatrist, stared blankly at Audrey upside down, not caring about scaring the scientists for a while.Audrey looked at the three homeboys who were huddled together like little chickens and moving behind her, and said helplessly: "You guys go first... Go down the stairs over there, or wait for me It shouldn't be long before your boyfriend finds you...uh...he shouldn't be long."

"You know me?" The three scientists ran away, and Harry said swaying from side to side, still falling backwards, "but who are you? Can I guess?"

"Please." Audrey said gently with her hands behind her back.

She hated clowns quite a lot, but it was hard for her to have any bad feelings for Harley.Although Harley Quinn is always included in the clown's crazy plan, Harley's madness is born of love, and Audrey's feelings for her are more of pity.She didn't know why Harley Quinn was here, but for safety's sake, she needed to ask the answer.

"Hmmm... did you go down the rabbit hole?*" Harry asked.

"I won't get smaller." Audrey spread her hands as she heard the three homeboys stumbling away.

"So you were president?"*

"I'm not in politics."

"Perhaps you came from the Garden of Eden?"*

"I came from this world." Audrey replied patiently.

"Okay. Then who are you?" Harry finally jumped down from the ceiling and got close to Audrey's face. Her face was still wearing clown makeup, but it had been added here and there. Artificial plasma, "Please tell me."

"Audrey Lewis, you can call me Audrey." Audrey smiled slightly, "I know your name is Harley Quinn, Harley."

"Oops!" Harry clapped his hands and exclaimed, "You are mad! That little bird with white feathers and red belly fluttering around? I know you!"

"Yes, I'm an angry girl." Audrey said helplessly, omitting her description, "Why are you here, Harry?"

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Harley's mouth constricted and he began to cry.Audrey panicked a little now, and Harry was sobbing like a little girl when she cried, without any scruples about her image, the makeup on her face was washed away, and the blood flowed out of the wrinkled dress. White coats are all over the place.Audrey can be said to be very good at comforting people who are sad, but Harry's way of thinking is so different from normal people that Audrey couldn't do it for a while.

In the end, Audrey had no choice but to direct the crooked cardboard boxes to be stacked into a pile and let Harry sit on it.She flipped over from her body, took out a wet tissue and carefully handed it to the crying girl, hoping that she could speak well.

"Woooo... Mr. J and I broke up!" Harley took the tissue, stopped crying immediately, and hiccupped.It was such an earth-shattering speech at the beginning, Audrey couldn't react for a while: "Huh?"

"The other day he said he was going to show me a funny thing that could turn Superman into wet spaghetti, and turn Puppet from a cute little red bird into a super angry bird—you know, the one in a mobile game .So we put Superman in a white can, and I named that tower." Harley whimpered, "Whoa, poor Bob, I haven't been in it yet. But then Green The big guy came and grabbed Mr. J. Then the black baldhead quarreled with the black woman, and then the black bat came too!"

"Are you talking about Nick Fury and Amanda Waller?" Audrey miraculously understood Halle's story, but asked just in case.As for who the black bat is, everyone knows it well.

"Probably so." Harry said with his head drooping, "Then Mr. J said that he must go back to Gotham, and if the black bald head and the black woman are not satisfied, he can sell me to them, I'm useless anyway! "

"Uh." Audrey had expected the clown's ruthlessness, but Harley's description was still quite uncomfortable. She said angrily, "He never loved you!"

"Mr. J changed me and made me." Harley said sadly, "I hate him sometimes, but our love should be eternal. Anyway, in the end, the black bald head was defeated, and the black bat I didn't say anything about the black woman, so I'll leave it to her."

"...Love is not like that, Harry." Audrey said softly, "One day you will understand."

Note: Respectively refer to Alice, (?), Eve, are famous blonde characters.

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The author has something to say:

I am really happy to write this... Do I want to enter Arkham too!

(Closes eyes) I've been really busy recently... oops...

感谢在2022-04-0719:06:44~2022-04-0821:45:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Cang Ran 1;

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Zhenghun Gohome, Leg Maojun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!