[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

"Anyway, I broke up with him!" Harry cried again, "I hate Mr. J."

She just looks like a crazy girl right now, weeping for her desperate love.Although her ups and downs and topsy-turvy narrative make the veracity of the relationship seem dubious, Audrey can see the broken heart in the words of the famous clown lover.

Audrey softened a little, and tentatively stretched out a hand to touch Harry's back.Harley has a flexible body and strong limbs, but the bones on her back are protruding, almost piercing.

Harry raised his teary eyes and glanced at her, that little girl's expression made Audrey soften his tone: "You haven't told me how you got here, Harry."

"Oh, oh." Harry tilted his head, pointed at the back of his head to Audrey and said, "That black woman said she was going to call up a superpower team belonging to the government and collected a lot of criminals. She was in our Everyone has a bomb in their head, right here... This fat woman threatened us, saying that these bombs are remotely controlled by global satellites, and can blow our heads anytime, anywhere. So we all became the government It's her property, and we can do what she wants us to do."

Audrey's expression became serious.She was sure that Batman must know about this, but he didn't mention it in several meetings of the Justice League after the Dawn City incident.

Of course, the establishment of this team is not a threat to the earth. The members of the Suicide Squad are also unforgivable felons-Halley alone has been accused of more than 300 murders. According to the legal process, it is impossible for her to obtain a pardon.But behind this incident revealed a clear signal: the government does not trust the Justice League, or they do not trust metahumans.

In just a short moment, Audrey's thoughts had diverged from the bomb in the back of Harry's head to Lex Luthor's general election next year. According to the current situation, this may not be a good sign.

Batman's style also made her feel a little disgusted. She really hoped that the Gotham Knight could trust her teammates more.Harry suddenly leaned in front of Audrey, stared into her eyes without blinking, and giggled: "Oh! Are you disappointed that the government doesn't trust the Justice League, Audrey? Can I Call you Odd?"

"We just need to be ourselves." Audrey said, she packed up those thoughts and threw them deep in her brain. Since joining Zhenglian, she has realized that it is useless to think too much, and the final decision is made It was always Bruce, "But you still didn't say why you were an employee in this haunted house."

"Oh! Yes!" Harry said, "ah, it's very simple! It's actually because we just completed a super dangerous mission, and the black woman always wants to give us something sweet. Well, for example, killer crocodile, this time The black woman rewarded him with a cow. Deadshooter was allowed to stay with his daughter for two days, me, I want to be a psychiatrist again!"

"...I thought someone would watch you if you came out." Audrey didn't ask what the "super dangerous mission" was, she knew that the bomb in the back of Harry's head made her unable to tell the truth, "This time Floor looks empty."

"Ah." Harry replied with a very sweet smile, "The whole hospital here is full of their people. But I don't know if it's because I want to play with those patients too much. There were many patients who would come in before, but Now I can’t see many of them a day. And they always want to run to other floors, but I’m the only doctor in this hospital! I had to stop them, but they still ran away quickly..."

Audrey's spine was a little hairy, and she felt uncomfortable thinking that she was visiting a haunted house under the noses of government agents.It felt like suddenly going from vacation to work, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little bit wrong.She blinked, deciding not to think too much about it.

After Harry finished telling the story, he started to play with his hair in boredom, and dangled his calf on the box.She suddenly remembered something and screamed.

"If you go to Gotham next time, can you help me find Ivy? I haven't been back for so long, she must be going crazy." Harry clasped his hands together and said to Audrey eagerly, "Please! Ivy is very important to me, she is the best person in the world to me. Is it okay, Odd? We have been talking for so long, should we be friends?"

"Well, I will," Audrey said gently. "I promise you, Harry. Don't tell anyone else, okay?"

In fact, this request is better than nothing. Although Audrey still maintains a dual identity in front of most people, her name can no longer be hidden in front of most villains.But Audrey's parents are now living abroad, and after becoming a vigilante, almost all of her close friends are superhuman, and her real identity is no longer her weakness.

But Batman told her a very practical fact: Even if the true identity is revealed, it is still very necessary to maintain the importance of her secret identity.This emphasis can increase the importance of the real identity, so that the villains will not delve into other aspects, and can strengthen the sincere impression when revealing the real identity to themselves... The last one is deduced by Audrey, just like Audrey Li actually knew Bruce's true identity, and she still felt warm and moved when Bruce voluntarily admitted this.

"Yeah! You're so kind!" Harry cheered, threw his arms around Audrey's neck, and pressed a passionate kiss on one side of her cheek.After being shocked, Audrey felt a little like laughing, and for a moment, she even had the idea of ​​showing the clown how she was treated... Uh... I still don't want this one.

She waved Harry goodbye, wiped the lipstick marks on her face and walked out.Harley enthusiastically told her the direction of the exit of the haunted house, looking at her posture, she even wanted to ask those Sky Eye Society agents who were pretending to be employees to give her a farewell.

She couldn't help laughing, and waved to Harry.Pushing open the door of the haunted house, the dazzling sunlight outside hits the face, making people feel as if they have passed away for a while.Especially after seeing Clark standing at the door and stretching out his arms to her, Audrey couldn't smile anymore.

"I lost." Audrey gave him a big hug, and winked at him in Clark's arms, "To eat ice cream?"

"Well." Clark looked at Audrey's face with a deep expression, gently reached out to wipe off the two not completely wiped lip marks on Audrey's cheeks, and raised his eyebrows at her, "Actually, those gentlemen told Me, you found them first. I think it's a draw, don't you?"

Audrey happily hugged Clark's waist again, and she felt that her vacation was back.This feeling reached its peak after seeing Clark's crumpled sleeves. Audrey could already imagine how the tall and long-legged Clark led several terrified scientists out like a retriever. Haunted house... She began to think about whether to refill her lipstick, and give the cute little reporter two lip prints as well.

"Thank you so much," said Petunia gratefully.There are four scientists and one Petunia sitting around the small round table, which is already full.Sheldon sat there reservedly without saying a word, while the haunted house adventure trio looked like their souls hadn't returned to their bodies, and their eyes were straight.Audrey took Clark's hand to bid them farewell, and the two of them were still holding a huge ice cream in their hands like torches.

"Isn't that a little too exaggerated?" Audrey said, looking at the ice cream that was as long as her forearm. "No wonder it's called 'Skyscraper Ice Cream'... Open your mouth, Clark."

Clark took a bite of Audrey's pineapple-flavored ice cream as promised, and passed the blueberry flavor in his hand to Audrey in a similar manner.He looked around and found that there were couples eating ice cream like this everywhere: "Although it is very image-like, I think it would be better to change the name to 'Lover's Ice Cream' or 'Heaven Scoop Ice Cream'*..."

Audrey laughed until her shoulders trembled.They sat down on a bench by the side of the road, sharing each other's ice cream in the sun, and didn't care if the scene was too sticky.After eating about half of the ice cream, the length of the ice cream finally returned to the level that they could eat normally, and they finally ate the flavor they chose.

Just as they were enjoying the moment of comfort in the morning sun, Clark's eyes suddenly followed a passerby.Audrey also looked over, so her eyes were a little dull.

"Genius," Clark murmured, licking his ice cream.

"Very powerful in every sense..." Audrey said, "but he looks familiar."

They saw a man in a T-shirt and sunglasses eating the "skyscraper" ice cream with one hand in each hand and annoyed expression - if the ice cream cone was raised to his chest, the ice cream could go over his head.So the man had no choice but to hold the ice cream cone on his abdomen. At the same time, in order not to let the ice cream get on his beautiful beard, he desperately stretched his chin back and swallowed the ice cream in a strange posture.

Among the sweet couple eating ice cream, this unknown mysterious man is obviously a unique scenery in every sense.Sensing the sight, the man turned his head and gave Audrey and Clark a vicious look.

"Your feeling is right, Xiaoli." Seeing this person's face, Clark held back a smile and said, "He is Oliver Queen, the richest man in Star City... The western part of the United States is far enough from here, what is he doing here?"

"He probably didn't come to fight with Tony for Cover Girl." Audrey said pertinently, "Otherwise, he probably wouldn't eat two ice creams by himself."

"Those scientists are also from California." In order not to laugh out loud, Clark blew on Audrey's ice cream to keep it from melting. "Maybe there is some connection between this?"

"Maybe... When I see the super rich now, I always feel that it's either a superhero or a super villain." Audrey took a bite of the ice cream, and the ice cream made a creaking sound. Obviously, Clark accidentally blew it and frozen it solid .She imitated Clark's ice cream very childishly, and now both of them hold up a creamy ice cube: "Think of the people we know! Tony Stark, Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne... ..."

"And Arthur." Clark said helplessly, biting the popsicle that he transformed from ice cream, "although we have to admit that we do sometimes ignore him, but the entire ocean on earth belongs to him. In theory, all the mineral deposits, treasures and resources in the sea belong to him...Uh. So Arthur is the richest man in the world... Thinking about it this way, maybe Mr. Quinn is really a superhero too?"

"Me! No! What are you talking about! What Green Arrow!" Oliver Quinn turned a corner, gritted his teeth into the headset and said, "I won't join any Celestial Eye Society! I won't join any S.H.I.E.L.D. Seeing that I have money, I come to recruit, so why not recruit Bruce Wayne?"

*There is a fable that, whether it is heaven or hell, the tableware used for eating is as long as an arm.People in hell can't use this tableware to put food into their mouths, and they are all hungry and emaciated, while people in heaven use this spoon to feed other people, and everyone is very happy... I think the person who came up with this story is really What a genius, it's so funny...

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The author has something to say:

Sky Eye Society & S.H.I.E.L.D.: You think I don't want to, right...

Green Arrow's sense of presence has always been low hahahahaha (love

感谢在2022-04-0821:45:56~2022-04-0920:18:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: one of the divorces from the old sword;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 30 bottles of Ziyan; 1 bottle of Snowy Pill and Sushang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!