[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

It wasn't until they started to follow the team in the entrance security channel that Clark actually felt some joy of anticipation.

There is no statutory holiday for the superhero profession, which means that when a superhero is dating his lover, there is always a certain probability that various emergencies will interrupt them.What's more, when both of the couple are superheroes, and each has a city that needs to be protected, the rate of dating terminations increases exponentially.

This resulted in few opportunities for Clark and Audrey to enjoy a date day.Of course, for young people's love, this can only be regarded as a sweet little trouble.Fortunately, they don't need to try their best to make up reasons for their sudden departure to their lovers, and naturally they won't disappoint the other party.

But nothing can disturb Audrey's good mood today.It's the federal holiday, and the amusement park has put on a colorful summer decoration. The lively and bright colors make people feel happy when they see it.

For the first time, Audrey tied her usually loose long hair into a high ponytail and matched it with a red bow.Coupled with her big eyes with drooping corners, she looks a few years younger than her actual age, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is a college student.Before going out, Audrey dressed Clark in a very serious manner, still focusing on loose comfort, but she firmly forbade him to wear his plaid shirt.The well-dressed little reporter is tall and has long legs, walking side by side with his lively and colorful lover intimately, which has also become a pleasing scene.

"Let me think about it...Come on, Clark, map." Audrey said happily, took out two maps from the entrance to the park, and Clark stood on the side of the road to study, "Which side do we want to play first?"

"Shouldn't we make a plan?" Clark lowered his head and saw Audrey's hairy golden head turning around on the map. This scene was so cute that it made him itch, and he couldn't help but want to laugh. .It has to be said that the personalities and living habits of Clark and Audrey are almost similar to an astonishing degree in the general direction, so their thinking is always the same at this time.

"That's right!" Audrey clapped her hands, as if reaching for the pen, but her hand suddenly changed direction in the air and caught Clark's arm.If someone listens attentively to what the couple standing on the side of the road whispering at this time is saying, they will be surprised:

"We can build a matrix of distances between attractions..."

"Using walking speed as a constraint..."

"Do I have to consider a constant?"

After Audrey verbally described the function and Clark performed super mental calculations, they obtained a perfect play route based on operations research.

This approach seems to be a bit of a suspicion of killing chickens and using a sledgehammer, and it is also somewhat strangely in line with the imagination and rumors of superhero fans about their daily life. For example, Superman will use super vision to directly see through the printing press inside the newspaper even when he reads the newspaper. , Batman sleeps hanging upside down in a cave during the day, the rain clouds over Dawn City are the weather carefully calculated and created by Qi Nu, and there must be rules to follow...etc.However, neither Clark nor Audrey thought it would be any problem to use their superpowers to cheat a little at this time. They put away the map in satisfaction and headed into the amusement park.

Audrey's route design seems to be based on the premise that Clark can play all the items he hasn't played before.On the roller coaster, Clark and Audrey took turns making sure the other didn't suddenly hit the safety bar and fly out.Hal's "Fighter Pilot's Roller Coaster Boring Dating Story" apparently didn't happen to either of them, and even the last row of tourists could hear the couple laugh as the roller coaster plunged into the sky.

After getting off the roller coaster, even Superman, who often flies among the stars, still has more interest in this small track car with a height of less than [-] meters. His eyes widened happily: "It's really interesting, maybe I can try this in the future." fly?"

His arms in the air very vividly performed a roundabout, plus a few upside-down waves.

"Then the next day's headline of the Planet Daily may become: "Superman Suspected of Alcoholic Flying, Is Our Superhero Reliable?" The lead author Clark Kent." Audrey whispered, giggling with Clark up.

Audrey even dragged Clark on a ride on the merry-go-round - the poor little reporter who was over 1.9 meters tall could only drag his long legs on the ground.Audrey took quite a few photos, and in the photos, Clark was smiling helplessly at her through the thick lenses of his glasses.

When a group of children who were only as tall as Clark's waist were chattering off the merry-go-round and rushing towards their parents or playing tricks on the spot, Audrey had already jumped off her white pony lightly. Gently helping Clark avoid the fate of being stuck on the back of a horse.

"It's actually quite fun, isn't it?" Audrey winked at him.

However, this perfect plan made with the cooperation of advanced mathematics and super brain encountered some setbacks outside the haunted house - neither Audrey nor Clark planned to visit all the haunted houses in the park, after all, they all knew the haunted house. The fun is in being scary, and for them the fun might just be looking at the interior.However, when they were holding hands and passed by a cold drink stand in front of a haunted house, Audrey's eyes suddenly moved.

"Is that... Sheldon?" Audrey asked in confusion.In fact, there is nothing to doubt about this. After all, it is really difficult to find a second human being who looks so much like a combination of a deer and a praying mantis.Sheldon, who appeared inexplicably at the amusement park, was wearing a T-shirt with a Flash pattern, licking the ice cream in the small scoop intently.Beside him was a numb-faced Penny, filling her mouth with pineapple smoothies by the spoonful.

"Hasn't it been half an hour?" Petunia said weakly.

"Strictly speaking," Shelton licked the spoon seriously, raised his arm and glanced at his watch, "they only went in for three minutes and eighteen seconds."

"God." Penny drank the pineapple smoothie in her glass in one gulp, and slammed her head on the table, "I really regret that I promised you to come here..."

"Hello, Dr. Cooper," said a friendly voice, "are you visiting New York with your friends?"

"Oh... hello, Dr. Lewis." Sheldon raised his head and looked at the speaking figure, "I heard that you haven't published any new papers this year."

Petunia clearly felt that the expressions of the blond beauty who greeted her and her boyfriend became subtle for a moment, but fortunately, there was no annoyance in their expressions.Petunia would not let go of such an opportunity to get rid of being alone with Sheldon, she immediately greeted warmly: "Please sit down! Are you Sheldon's friends?"

"No!" Shelton immediately declared sternly, "I don't hate atmospheric science, but I'm a physicist. We're not friends."

Penny kicked him under the table.But unfortunately, the small round table at the dessert station is really not spacious enough, she obviously kicked the wrong person - the blonde girl's boyfriend with glasses suddenly raised his head and looked at her with a strange expression One glance made her even more embarrassed.

"It's true that Dr. Cooper and I don't know each other very well, but it doesn't matter. We can also be friends from today." Audrey didn't take offense, and replied with a smile, "Just call me Audrey, this is mine. Boyfriend Clark."

Clark, who immediately entered the restrained and shy little reporter mode, nodded shyly with a strong desire to perform, and smiled embarrassedly at them.Petunia immediately took a liking to this pretty girl with an unreasonably good temper—you must know that a good man like Leonard often shows a painful expression like constipation in the face of Sheldon's shocking words—and she took on her role. Social task with Sheldon: "I'm Penny, everyone knows this, just call him Sheldon."

"Hey!" Sheldon seemed to have the idea of ​​protesting, but Petunia glared at him, and immediately died down.

"I heard you complaining about waiting for someone." Audrey said with a smile, "Is your friend in the haunted house?"

"Yes." Petunia sighed, obviously gnashing her teeth, "Sheldon refused to go in, so I had to stay and look after him. The introduction said that the process of this haunted house would take more than half an hour at the fastest, so we can only Waiting here."

Hearing this, Audrey seemed even more excited: "What if they could come out earlier? If you don't mind, Clark and I can go in and look for them—uh—we are more courageous."

Petunia, who was overwhelmed, naturally readily agreed, and Sheldon opened his mouth, obviously wanting to argue again.But Petunia had sharp eyes and quick feet, and Sheldon uttered a loud cry: "Oh!"

Watching the warm-hearted couple line up to enter the haunted house, Penny stared at Audrey's back thoughtfully and said, "She looks so familiar."

Sheldon grunted as he tried to free his feet from under Petunia's feet.

Audrey and Clark, who were holding hands at the other end, were looking around at the entrance of the haunted house. Clark held back a smile and said, "Could it be that you're still a little scared, Audrey?"

"I can't guarantee it." Audrey said solemnly, "Human beings' fear of darkness and the unknown is engraved in their genes."

They smiled at each other and walked in side by side.

The interior of the haunted house was very quiet, only the sound of dripping water simulated by special effects surrounded them.In a farther place, someone could be heard screaming loudly, which added a lot of horror atmosphere for no reason.This purposely set dark environment was completely meaningless to Clark, but it made Audrey feel as if she was there.

"Oh." Audrey muttered softly, "It seems to be a hospital theme, I don't like this..."

"I don't like it too much," Clark said honestly. "It reminds me of the two dozen needles the doctor poked during the middle school physical."

Suddenly, Audrey couldn't maintain the nervous expression that didn't exist, and let out a series of laughs.They held hands and strolled along a long and gloomy corridor. When they were about to turn a corner, Clark whispered in Audrey's ear: "There is a staff member ahead, we need to be a little scared."

So when the ghost nurse carrying a blood bag rushed towards them from the corner, Clark let out a loud yell, and Audrey squeezed into Clark's arms in panic, waving her arms in the air, and stretching straight. The arm nurse clapped.Of course, it was impossible to act out any more fear, so they simply shivered and huddled together, and ran away quickly.

The ghost nurse stood resentfully at the same spot and watched the couple go away. For some reason, although she managed to scare people, she had no sense of accomplishment...

"This haunted house doesn't seem to have a fixed tour route." Audrey looked thoughtfully at the notice on the wall illuminated by a dim, pale light, "Where can I find Leonard and the others?"

Clark replied with a smile: "I guess your idea is not to use super powers to find it, Xiaoli."

Audrey's eyes suddenly became brighter: "Want to make a bet with me?"

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The author has something to say:

It is my dream to use operations research to calculate the tour route of the amusement park.

Sheldon: You haven't published a paper this year!

Audrey: Uh huh, the side job is busy...

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