Desperate to play basketball!
Chapter 82 From Qi Bang Hell
"Last year, our Teiko's main opponents were Kirisaki, Hyotei, Yamabuki, and Ritsukai, especially the two bastards Rikkai and Hyotei, Kuroko, you must kill them." The abused senior patted Heizi's shoulder and muttered, "Young man, come on,"
"..." It's embarrassing to say that the basketball club of Bingdi last year was actually playing basketball desperately under the coercion and lure of his own Nissan, Heizi nodded silently.
I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, when he got the customized team uniform a few days later, Kuroko accidentally found the bright NO.15 on his jersey. After wondering whether Akashi-kun had OCD, Once again in the locker room, he changed into the NO.15 team uniform that made him extremely proud but also extremely uncomfortable. He felt mixed feelings in his heart, and he couldn't tell whether it was melancholy or gratification, or lamenting the impermanence of the world.
——If you ignore Kise's hilarious laugh when changing clothes, Midorima's scolding "shameless" and Murasakihara's "Little black boy looks delicious" and Aomine falling off the stool In the end, it was Akashi's sneer. At this time, Kuroko might really feel sorry for Huahua.
So when a literary youth meets a second-hand youth, it is doomed to a tragedy, just like practicing the violin in front of a group of slaughtered pigs. In fact, the sound of the violin is not much different from the scream of a dead pig.
Qingfeng was obviously very dissatisfied with his position as a substitute, and he was always eyeing the six players in the first round, especially Matsumoto.
"Why are you getting beaten to the bum, but Matsumoto, you can still be the main pick? Why don't we have a tough fight!"
Matsumoto clenched his fist and gave Aomine a slap, "Shut up! If it weren't for you and Kise, two idiots with thick dark circles holding me back, would I be so desolate? Hurry up and go to training!"
"..." The fire stopped.
In comparison, the substitute, Kise, is much more humble. He trains hard every day, whether it is flexibility, physical training, passing training, or shooting training. Basically, the training is doubled. Work, I'm working hard every day to train myself to climb out of the basketball hall, and I'm working hard every day to turn around like a spinning top, no...it's like a weird spinning top spinning around Heizi.
"Little Kuroko, Xiao Heizi~ Let's do flexibility training in a group, shall we? I must persist for 1 minute today, can you help me, Xiao Heizi?" Ignoring Akashi grandly, the big golden retriever dog directly jumped at Kuroko. He screamed for a second, "It hurts! Little Akashi, why are you poking me with scissors?"
"For Tetsuya, I don't have enough strength to suppress you, so let me come. For Tetsuya, wait a moment."
"...Okay, Akashi-kun."
"Hey, little Akashi, what do you want to do? I didn't ask you——Wow!!"
"Little Heizi, Xiao Heizi~ Let's do some passing training as a team? I finally have time and want to cooperate tacitly with Xiao Heizi, okay?" Kise, with KIRAKIRA shining in his eyes, put his hands together Holding Heizi's hand and shaking it back and forth, he almost barked.
"...well, Alexander."
"Little blackie, I'm Ryota, I'm not Alexander! Look at me, call me Ryo, Tai, yo~"
"...Alexander, please pay attention to speeding up the pass."
"What - wow!"
Kise, who was directly hit in the face by the accelerated pass, stood up again.
"Kose, why are you so noisy every day!" Midorima expressed her impatience.
"Well, Huang Zai is so annoying." Zi Yuan calmly gave Huang Lai a knife, "Why don't you pinch Huang Zai into a ball and throw it out!"
Ziyuan boy's tone was a bit harsh, but this is also forgivable. After all, when he gave up defense for the first time and followed his opponent head-on, it made most people's eyes shine, and many seniors stood on tiptoe (crying) and patted Murasakihara sighed on his shoulders, "Young people have a future and they have to work hard." As a result, Deputy Hongcun and Akashi Demon King laughed and doubled the training volume of the young Ziyuan with a swipe of a pen. At that time, Ziyuan was petrified. All the delicious sticks in my hand fell off.
"Why am I the only one who needs additional training? What's more, this strange training method has been added?" Ziyuan asked the seniors in charge of his training while pinching the list in resentment.
"This is normal, take a look..." Senior naturally pointed to the list in Zi Yuan's hand, "Rope skipping, frog jumping, stepping, running and long jumping, and squatting with weights are all for practicing explosive power and strength. Yo. Come on, Murasakihara."
"I don't, I don't, I'm so stupid, I will be laughed at if people see it!" Ziyuan shook her head desperately, "I don't want it!"
"How old are you kid! Don't roll around on the ground! Come on, don't act like a baby!"
"Dun." Akashi walked over calmly, "Have you had enough trouble?"
"... Chi Zai." Ziyuan got up from the floor covered in ashes, "I don't want to practice these, I just want to play basketball with Xiao Hei Zai."
"If Dun has practiced these things, he can play basketball with Tetsuya. It's like a game. You have to do tasks every day to accumulate experience points and level up. In the end, you can become a hero with Invisible Man and play basketball together. Do you understand?"
Flicking the children without changing his face, the scheming Akashi Juju said that dealing with kindergarten children is a little psychologically stressful.
"...Is that so?" Sniffing, her eyes were red, Ziyuan thought for a long time in pain, and then nodded vigorously, "Then... it's done, after I practice these words——"
"It's about practicing every day."
"Okay, if I keep practicing every day, will I be able to play with Xiao Heizai?" The boy Ziyuan asked Akashi with a naive look on his face.
"..." The senior on one side covered his face and left.
I really can't bear to watch it, Akashi-san, it's really a crime for you to bully Tiandu like this!
"Well, it's fine. If Murasakibara practices well and everyone is satisfied, I'll let you and Tetsuya partner immediately the next day." Akashi boy smiled slightly, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a strange uncle who kidnapped a child.
"Well... that's good, then I'll go to practice." Ziyuan clenched her big fist and shouted happily at Heizi who was walking across:
"Little Heizi, you have to wait for me! You must wait for me!"
"……what?"
——Wait for my long hair to reach my waist... Ahhh!Wait for me to brush up the experience points, how about playing basketball together?
Compared with other uneasy guys, the calm and self-controlled Midorima is probably the player with the least problems. Given that his current halftime three-point accuracy has almost reached [-]%, this person is brewing incomparably proud Sensational and embarrassing emotions are developing their own new tricks...
"Hey, Midorima, what are you doing standing here and looking at the basket over there?" A senior who was playing SG happened to pass by, saw Midorima staring at a certain point in the sky with a serious face, and muttered in his mouth something.
"Oh, I'm developing a new trick."
"...Aren't you close to invincible with the three-pointer at halftime? You pervert?"
"You just said that pervertedly, my new trick is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people of your generation." The green boy slightly raised his chin and replied with an inexplicable pride.
"...What?" Take medicine early if you are sick, young man!
"The new trick I'm practicing is - a super high parabolic shot that hits 100% at any point in the field!" How is it?Great, right?Cool, handsome and domineering, right?There was an indescribable sense of excitement rippling all over the boy in the green room.
"...Help, who is going to take you, this evildoer!" Senior SG wept mournfully, covered his face and ran away.
"Hmph, my three-pointer is completely different from your three-pointer." Midorima pushed his glasses, and gracefully threw the basketball in his hand, then turned and walked in the opposite direction from the basket. He didn't care at all whether the three-pointer was scored, and pushed his glasses confidently:
"Hmph, my three points are—"
"Ah, Midorima-kun, you missed the three-pointer." Heizi calmly called out to Midorima, pointing to the basketball that was placed in the basket and bounced innocently.
Midorima paused, then walked away stiffly.
"Mr. Lujian, your basketball!" The blue-haired boy with innocent eyes ran over to pick up the basketball and chase after him.
"No! It's your basketball!!" The young man in the green room, whose face flushed red and was instantly slapped, ran away quickly!
"Midorima-kun... I actually want to say that if you skip training, you will die." Kuroko stood alone on the field holding a basketball, and suddenly heard the sound of scissors behind him, and Akashi boy sneered, waving the scissors and chasing after him , Those who skip training will be killed without mercy!
Sure enough, Midorima, who appeared in front of Heizi half an hour later, had turned into watermelon Taro's bangs. From a distance, it looked like an adult version of Chibi Maruko who had dyed her hair wrongly. It became as green as her hair, and she completely lost the embarrassing look she had just now.
"Mr. Lvjian..." I said you can't skip the training, why don't you listen?
"Pfft—hahahaha! What kind of hairstyle is that, Midorima!" Aomine laughed so hard that he fell off the bench!
"...I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Little Lvjian...puhahahaha!!" Huang Lai couldn't help laughing until tears came out, and his handsome face was flushed red.
"... Chizai did Luzai's hair, right?" Ziyuan boy trembled, trying to hide himself behind Heizi.
"Shintaro skipped training without authorization, this is punishment." Akashi smiled and waved the scissors, and everyone stopped laughing, and the audience suddenly fell silent, "If anyone is not serious in the future, you can try it."
"—Absolutely obey the orders of Akashi-sama! Train hard! Work hard!!"
So no matter whether it was the substitute or the main election, they started to act. Aomine patiently cooperated with different seniors. Kise followed Heizi to do double the basic training every day and watched countless videos of football games. Ziyuan was present every day. Jumping rope while biting a delicious stick—it’s really hard for him to be beaten in the face by a rope every day, Midorima...covering his face, this guy has been completely hit hard, and he is thinking about his entire field all the time. A super-high parabolic shot with 100% hits, if it doesn't work, I will shave my head!
Looking at this thriving and enthusiastic training scene... Even Akashi-sama, who demands perfection, expressed eight-point satisfaction with this, but as a patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, Akashi-san was still nitpicking, and finally rushed to the official competition The day before, I cut everyone's bangs except for Heizi.
All: ... Cry blind!
So, when the first official match started, behind Hongcun and Matsumoto...
A row of colorful Chibi Maruko stood. [Strong version]
"..." It's embarrassing to say that the basketball club of Bingdi last year was actually playing basketball desperately under the coercion and lure of his own Nissan, Heizi nodded silently.
I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, when he got the customized team uniform a few days later, Kuroko accidentally found the bright NO.15 on his jersey. After wondering whether Akashi-kun had OCD, Once again in the locker room, he changed into the NO.15 team uniform that made him extremely proud but also extremely uncomfortable. He felt mixed feelings in his heart, and he couldn't tell whether it was melancholy or gratification, or lamenting the impermanence of the world.
——If you ignore Kise's hilarious laugh when changing clothes, Midorima's scolding "shameless" and Murasakihara's "Little black boy looks delicious" and Aomine falling off the stool In the end, it was Akashi's sneer. At this time, Kuroko might really feel sorry for Huahua.
So when a literary youth meets a second-hand youth, it is doomed to a tragedy, just like practicing the violin in front of a group of slaughtered pigs. In fact, the sound of the violin is not much different from the scream of a dead pig.
Qingfeng was obviously very dissatisfied with his position as a substitute, and he was always eyeing the six players in the first round, especially Matsumoto.
"Why are you getting beaten to the bum, but Matsumoto, you can still be the main pick? Why don't we have a tough fight!"
Matsumoto clenched his fist and gave Aomine a slap, "Shut up! If it weren't for you and Kise, two idiots with thick dark circles holding me back, would I be so desolate? Hurry up and go to training!"
"..." The fire stopped.
In comparison, the substitute, Kise, is much more humble. He trains hard every day, whether it is flexibility, physical training, passing training, or shooting training. Basically, the training is doubled. Work, I'm working hard every day to train myself to climb out of the basketball hall, and I'm working hard every day to turn around like a spinning top, no...it's like a weird spinning top spinning around Heizi.
"Little Kuroko, Xiao Heizi~ Let's do flexibility training in a group, shall we? I must persist for 1 minute today, can you help me, Xiao Heizi?" Ignoring Akashi grandly, the big golden retriever dog directly jumped at Kuroko. He screamed for a second, "It hurts! Little Akashi, why are you poking me with scissors?"
"For Tetsuya, I don't have enough strength to suppress you, so let me come. For Tetsuya, wait a moment."
"...Okay, Akashi-kun."
"Hey, little Akashi, what do you want to do? I didn't ask you——Wow!!"
"Little Heizi, Xiao Heizi~ Let's do some passing training as a team? I finally have time and want to cooperate tacitly with Xiao Heizi, okay?" Kise, with KIRAKIRA shining in his eyes, put his hands together Holding Heizi's hand and shaking it back and forth, he almost barked.
"...well, Alexander."
"Little blackie, I'm Ryota, I'm not Alexander! Look at me, call me Ryo, Tai, yo~"
"...Alexander, please pay attention to speeding up the pass."
"What - wow!"
Kise, who was directly hit in the face by the accelerated pass, stood up again.
"Kose, why are you so noisy every day!" Midorima expressed her impatience.
"Well, Huang Zai is so annoying." Zi Yuan calmly gave Huang Lai a knife, "Why don't you pinch Huang Zai into a ball and throw it out!"
Ziyuan boy's tone was a bit harsh, but this is also forgivable. After all, when he gave up defense for the first time and followed his opponent head-on, it made most people's eyes shine, and many seniors stood on tiptoe (crying) and patted Murasakihara sighed on his shoulders, "Young people have a future and they have to work hard." As a result, Deputy Hongcun and Akashi Demon King laughed and doubled the training volume of the young Ziyuan with a swipe of a pen. At that time, Ziyuan was petrified. All the delicious sticks in my hand fell off.
"Why am I the only one who needs additional training? What's more, this strange training method has been added?" Ziyuan asked the seniors in charge of his training while pinching the list in resentment.
"This is normal, take a look..." Senior naturally pointed to the list in Zi Yuan's hand, "Rope skipping, frog jumping, stepping, running and long jumping, and squatting with weights are all for practicing explosive power and strength. Yo. Come on, Murasakihara."
"I don't, I don't, I'm so stupid, I will be laughed at if people see it!" Ziyuan shook her head desperately, "I don't want it!"
"How old are you kid! Don't roll around on the ground! Come on, don't act like a baby!"
"Dun." Akashi walked over calmly, "Have you had enough trouble?"
"... Chi Zai." Ziyuan got up from the floor covered in ashes, "I don't want to practice these, I just want to play basketball with Xiao Hei Zai."
"If Dun has practiced these things, he can play basketball with Tetsuya. It's like a game. You have to do tasks every day to accumulate experience points and level up. In the end, you can become a hero with Invisible Man and play basketball together. Do you understand?"
Flicking the children without changing his face, the scheming Akashi Juju said that dealing with kindergarten children is a little psychologically stressful.
"...Is that so?" Sniffing, her eyes were red, Ziyuan thought for a long time in pain, and then nodded vigorously, "Then... it's done, after I practice these words——"
"It's about practicing every day."
"Okay, if I keep practicing every day, will I be able to play with Xiao Heizai?" The boy Ziyuan asked Akashi with a naive look on his face.
"..." The senior on one side covered his face and left.
I really can't bear to watch it, Akashi-san, it's really a crime for you to bully Tiandu like this!
"Well, it's fine. If Murasakibara practices well and everyone is satisfied, I'll let you and Tetsuya partner immediately the next day." Akashi boy smiled slightly, no matter how you look at it, he looks like a strange uncle who kidnapped a child.
"Well... that's good, then I'll go to practice." Ziyuan clenched her big fist and shouted happily at Heizi who was walking across:
"Little Heizi, you have to wait for me! You must wait for me!"
"……what?"
——Wait for my long hair to reach my waist... Ahhh!Wait for me to brush up the experience points, how about playing basketball together?
Compared with other uneasy guys, the calm and self-controlled Midorima is probably the player with the least problems. Given that his current halftime three-point accuracy has almost reached [-]%, this person is brewing incomparably proud Sensational and embarrassing emotions are developing their own new tricks...
"Hey, Midorima, what are you doing standing here and looking at the basket over there?" A senior who was playing SG happened to pass by, saw Midorima staring at a certain point in the sky with a serious face, and muttered in his mouth something.
"Oh, I'm developing a new trick."
"...Aren't you close to invincible with the three-pointer at halftime? You pervert?"
"You just said that pervertedly, my new trick is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people of your generation." The green boy slightly raised his chin and replied with an inexplicable pride.
"...What?" Take medicine early if you are sick, young man!
"The new trick I'm practicing is - a super high parabolic shot that hits 100% at any point in the field!" How is it?Great, right?Cool, handsome and domineering, right?There was an indescribable sense of excitement rippling all over the boy in the green room.
"...Help, who is going to take you, this evildoer!" Senior SG wept mournfully, covered his face and ran away.
"Hmph, my three-pointer is completely different from your three-pointer." Midorima pushed his glasses, and gracefully threw the basketball in his hand, then turned and walked in the opposite direction from the basket. He didn't care at all whether the three-pointer was scored, and pushed his glasses confidently:
"Hmph, my three points are—"
"Ah, Midorima-kun, you missed the three-pointer." Heizi calmly called out to Midorima, pointing to the basketball that was placed in the basket and bounced innocently.
Midorima paused, then walked away stiffly.
"Mr. Lujian, your basketball!" The blue-haired boy with innocent eyes ran over to pick up the basketball and chase after him.
"No! It's your basketball!!" The young man in the green room, whose face flushed red and was instantly slapped, ran away quickly!
"Midorima-kun... I actually want to say that if you skip training, you will die." Kuroko stood alone on the field holding a basketball, and suddenly heard the sound of scissors behind him, and Akashi boy sneered, waving the scissors and chasing after him , Those who skip training will be killed without mercy!
Sure enough, Midorima, who appeared in front of Heizi half an hour later, had turned into watermelon Taro's bangs. From a distance, it looked like an adult version of Chibi Maruko who had dyed her hair wrongly. It became as green as her hair, and she completely lost the embarrassing look she had just now.
"Mr. Lvjian..." I said you can't skip the training, why don't you listen?
"Pfft—hahahaha! What kind of hairstyle is that, Midorima!" Aomine laughed so hard that he fell off the bench!
"...I'm sorry, I'm sorry...Little Lvjian...puhahahaha!!" Huang Lai couldn't help laughing until tears came out, and his handsome face was flushed red.
"... Chizai did Luzai's hair, right?" Ziyuan boy trembled, trying to hide himself behind Heizi.
"Shintaro skipped training without authorization, this is punishment." Akashi smiled and waved the scissors, and everyone stopped laughing, and the audience suddenly fell silent, "If anyone is not serious in the future, you can try it."
"—Absolutely obey the orders of Akashi-sama! Train hard! Work hard!!"
So no matter whether it was the substitute or the main election, they started to act. Aomine patiently cooperated with different seniors. Kise followed Heizi to do double the basic training every day and watched countless videos of football games. Ziyuan was present every day. Jumping rope while biting a delicious stick—it’s really hard for him to be beaten in the face by a rope every day, Midorima...covering his face, this guy has been completely hit hard, and he is thinking about his entire field all the time. A super-high parabolic shot with 100% hits, if it doesn't work, I will shave my head!
Looking at this thriving and enthusiastic training scene... Even Akashi-sama, who demands perfection, expressed eight-point satisfaction with this, but as a patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, Akashi-san was still nitpicking, and finally rushed to the official competition The day before, I cut everyone's bangs except for Heizi.
All: ... Cry blind!
So, when the first official match started, behind Hongcun and Matsumoto...
A row of colorful Chibi Maruko stood. [Strong version]
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