Desperate to play basketball!

Teiko Middle School's first game was against the national team Yamabuki Middle School. Hongcun said that if the first game is dismissed and brews the biggest shame of the Teiko Basketball Club in history, then you guys will all be stuffed into the oil barrel Cemented and sunk into Tokyo Bay.

Behind the smiling Nijimura, Akashi calmly held the scissors, and calmly trimmed his own bangs under the stiffness and trembling of all Chibi Maruko.

——If you don’t win, you will be cut into a mangy head, you are definitely warning us,

Everyone's backs felt cold and their chrysanthemums tightened, and they felt pain in their eggs and lactic acid.

"Hey, Hongcun, long time no see," Yamabuki's basketball team members rushed to the arena one step earlier. From a distance, the team's green uniforms looked like several cucumbers of different sizes and lengths walking over. Let the row of Chibi Maruko behind Hongcun find psychological comfort.

...At any rate, although we have a strange haircut, fortunately, the team uniform can be seen, refreshing and lovable,

"Ah, it's Saotome-kun," Nijimura greeted Yamabuki's captain very friendly, "It's been a long time since the last match ended."

"Ah, although we lost the last game, but this time, we, Yamabuki, will definitely defeat you!" The hot-blooded captain of Yamabuki, Saotome, clenched her fists and shouted, "Oh yes! Long live Yamabuki! Defeat Teiko! Dominate the whole country!"

A middle school guy with a height of 1.7 meters [-] should stop raising his arms and shouting, "Oh, it's such a cute vocabulary, okay? Boy, if you haven't shaved your beard, it's okay if your nose hair hasn't been cut yet!"

The 1.7-meter-eight first-year Chibi Maruko calmly glanced at Captain Yamabuki, lazily raised her hands and said in a milky voice, "Oh yes! Long live Teiko~ Defeat... What school are you from? "The purple little sister tilted her head slightly, her innocent and ignorant expression coupled with that handsome face is so cute!

"..." The rough guy who felt that his glass heart had been shattered into scum, the leader of Saotome, ORZ, looks amazing!Looking good is youthful, right?If you are a little taller than me, you think you can beat me in basketball!Fuck you oh new face!

"... Hongcun, this year... are you planning to go back to have a house wine after this game?" The corners of the mouth twitched, and the eyes swept across the row of colorful girls behind Hongcun and Song itself, Yamabuki said. Erupted!

"By the way, Hongcun, did you bring this group of cherry balls here to humiliate us, Shanbuki? There are too many slots, and I can't spit it out! Colorful heads just came back from cosplay, or Shamat recently fell in love with Mary Sue! Besides! The bangs are too ugly, right? Which tailor cut them with gardener's scissors! They're all faces, are you Diguang trying to die this year?!"

"Teiguang's children are the result of a scuffle in the SOS regiment! Suzumiya Ruanmei doesn't play like this!"

"Puff - can you summon Hirako Mako if you collect all seven sister heads?!"

"No, no, please look at my serious face! This is the formation of Diguang! We assholes can't understand it at all, do you understand?"

"Guess, when we play later, these five Momoko Maruko will instantly combine into a gourd boy? And then summon the snake spirit disease, oh no, it's the snake queen who came to kill us?"

Chirp, quack, hahaha——Teammate Yamabuki said that Teiko is too happy and my ass can't stop it!So what if you look good!This is the hot-blooded boy anime!It's the world of us guys who don't shave or cut their nose hair, big pants and slippers!

Hongcun: ...haha.

Akashi: ...hehe.

Seeing the shadows on the faces of certain two bosses, it was comparable to that ghost of Reborn. Qingfeng, who wanted to charge up with his fists up, immediately extinguished his fire. Qingfeng, who was trying to ignore his own bangs, glanced at Yamabuki with pity , Immediately felt that these people are pitiful enough, so don't embarrass them, oh my god, after staying with Ah Zhe for a long time, I have become like a holy father, I am really a good person.

On the other hand, Kise, Midorima, and Murasaki Principle were covering No. [-] in Kuroko's arms. The three of them had no time to worry about the provocation of Yamabuki, and silently followed behind the big team to successfully smuggle No. [-] into the basketball arena.

After the two parties entered their respective preparation rooms, Hongcun calmly changed the starting lineup: "For the starting lineup: Qingfeng, Heizi, Kise, Ziyuan, Luma, you all get ready quickly——Heizi, you really put number two Bring it here!...Let's hand number two over to Akashi first."

"At first I wanted to hide my trump card, but the opponent is too inconsistent with my aesthetics, so let's end the game early."

The young Akashi, who is extremely literary and artistic, stood calmly at the door with his arms folded, his eyes looking at where he was looking, and he simply said, "It's getting cold, let Yamabuki die."

——The sense of sight of saving the life of the president, Chiju, is overwhelming!

"...What? Do you have an opinion?" Akashi boy raised his eyebrows slightly and asked back, still holding No. [-] tenderly in his arms.

All: "Follow your lord's instruction! Anyone who offends my Emperor's might will be punished even if he is far away!!"

[Ahhhhh—please, don’t, laugh!I'm going to die! ]

So the members of the basketball club of Yamabuki Middle School... went through a game of =口= from beginning to end!Let them never want to think of the second horror hell competition called [Yamabuki everyone will definitely invite hell girls after the competition]!

The tall guy with purple hair is simply a goalkeeper!How annoying it is to lazily guard the dead look under the basket, but why can't a ball go in!Even if he is tall, his explosive power and jumping ability are so strong, this guy is definitely a cheater!Obviously so cool that he made a three-step layup and then was slapped. Do you bastard know the tears in the heart of our Shanbuki power forward? !The worst thing is that you are still acting cute!You smelly and shameless giant, how dare you act cute!unacceptable!A tough guy should live like a tough guy! Look at Captain Saotome!

Green-haired little girl, do you know what three points are? !Isn't that how you play three-pointers? !Newton had to kneel when he saw you, you are simply a creature from outer space that swept across the universe!The director of Gravity 2 didn't come to ask you to write the script, it's really discordant!Did you count your three points?The scumbag should kneel down to the bully!And you guys turned around as soon as you shot a three-pointer, walked back calmly, and then pushed your glasses when you heard the sound of a goal, can you please die!The SG in our team is about to kneel down for you, okay? !People are clamoring to commit suicide in the locker room!

...that black skin!right!It's that guy in his teens with a 50 year old face!What a beast!Playing basketball is not according to common sense, even if the cliff has superpowers, we will talk nonsense?Don't touch the ball too many times for no reason after a game!When will it be in your hands? Oh, it was taken out of the space, right? Area51 loves to accept this pervert! The Scp Foundation loves to hire this guy as a special containment guard! ——The most important thing is that uncle, you must have lied about your age to bully us middle school students!The referee, Diguang and the others cheated!

And that yellow hair!right!It's you!The one with the shortest looks and the brightest smile!

Our team managed to find friends and relatives of our sisters, sisters, aunts, and aunts to form a cheerleading team of good and bad. Do you know how hard it is to get all these girls together!After training so hard every day, everyone has to go home and shamelessly drag their own girls out of the name of [brother and brother are perverts] and send them to the auditorium to put on the headband of 'Yamabuki must win', what the hell!You have a chic slam dunk, lifted your jersey, wiped your sweat, smiled in a certain direction, and then all the girls turned against each other!

What will you do to the boys of Yamabuki!Looking at you with blood on your face!Especially the SF guy in the team just now received a text message from his goddess [Who is that boy from Di Guang playing SF, do you know him? 】——Blind from crying!Watermelon knife stabbing stomach ah there is no wood!

——The resentment from everyone in Yamabuki, have you seen this group of perverts with little hair?

"Etc., etc--"

During the intermission, Saotome, who had already been beaten to the point of tears, counted on her fingers again, "That buddy with purple hair, that deep well ice with green hair, that uncle with black skin, that little boy with yellow hair... that's not right. , how come there are four people?"

"...Captain, don't be fooled by being beaten up, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Awesome, I guess they can also use large-scale illusions to make us all think that there are five of them..."

"Just kidding, isn't the last one Fulu King Kong? Haha, if you have the ability, call out Xilanglang and gay Taiyang. Golden Retriever, you bastard!" → This is the Mariana Trench where the goddess has a crush on the opponent and faces life Yamabuki small forward Mr.

"Small forward, calm down! That's a watermelon knife, not Old Man Le, don't use it to tickle it!"

"That... I'm sorry."

A faint voice sounded calmly from Shanbuki's side, making the already physically and mentally exhausted Shanbuki crowd scream!Suzumiya soft girl loves to see aliens!

"I'm very sorry." The blue-haired boy who came out of nowhere, pointed at the basketball that accidentally rolled down to Shanbuki's side, "I'm here to pick up the ball, I didn't eavesdrop, I'll leave right away."

"...Are you? Teiko's?" Squinting his eyes and scanning the blue-haired boy's jersey, Captain Saotome asked back in a bad tone.

"...Yes, and, I played with Saotome-senpai on the court, just now." The obedient, soft, fair and clean blue-haired boy slightly puffed up his cheeks, and picked up the basketball on the ground, "Then, please Come on everyone."

"...Are you here to laugh at us? Teiko's scum!" Seeing Heizi's appearance, Saotome felt very upset for no reason, and Saotome said with a gloomy face, "Go and see the score yourself! You still want us to cheer? Continue to be beaten Are you abused?! If you don’t know anything, don’t come here and talk nonsense!”

"team leader--!"

"Captain, what's wrong with you, don't break it!"

Frightened by Saotome's snarky voice, the Yamabuki team all tried to dissuade their excited rough captain, "Captain, captain! We agreed to play basketball happily together! It doesn't matter if the game is bad! Let's play together It’s good to be happy——captain, calm down!”

"Calm down, you Diguang, these perverts are amazing! Your talent is amazing! We Yamabuki will not admit defeat! You Diguang wait for me! If you can't do it this time, let's see you in WC! The precipice kills your rhythm! "Saotome Top Gun!

Heizi was silent for a while, and then bowed slightly to Shanfeng, "Goodbye."

After finishing speaking, he turned and left calmly.

"Hey hey—!"

The Shanbuki crowd who couldn't stop them watched the blue-haired boy walking away and looked at each other in dismay: "What the hell is this little guy doing here?"

"...Speaking of which, did we see him on the field just now?"

"Wait! This guy—could it be Teiko's right choice! Damn it's unscientific! This guy isn't Chibi Maruko!"

"...More importantly, is this guy really human?!"

Three seconds of terrible silence—

"Captain, Captain, let's go home woo woo woo... Di Guang is a big pervert! Ah Piao came out and Yan Chixia Kuaiai came to take them in!!"

……

"Hey, Ah Zhe, came back from picking up the ball? Did the bastard from Shanfui over there make things difficult for you?" Qingfeng looked at the people over there vigilantly and screamed like a collective convulsion.

"...You're thinking too much, Aomine-kun." Heizi held the basketball and said gently, "...Because the Yamabuki team members are very strong, I respect them very much."

"Huh?" Qingfeng twitched the corner of his mouth, "They were beaten to the brim by me! This is only the third match!"

"No, from a certain point of view, Yamabuki's seniors are really much better than Aomine-kun." Kuroko explained calmly, "...If it was Aomine-kun, it should be like when he first joined the basketball club , run away like a stray dog ​​when you see yourself losing?"

"...I've already changed it, okay!" Helplessly covering Heizi's mouth, even though Qingfeng was retorting with his mouth, when he looked at Shanbuki, he also withdrew his previous contemptuous gaze. "Forget it, forget it...but call my little sister's head! I must avenge it!"

With the cute, well-behaved and lovable Qingfeng gritting his teeth with a livid face, showing the ferocious expression of a child who would cry and piss his pants, in the next final game, he still tried his best to cooperate with his teammates to defeat the opponent. Both the referee and the referee were so surprised that they forgot to applaud. In the silence, the first game ended smoothly with Teiguang surpassing the opponent by a large score, opening the first step of the future [Generation of Miracles].

"Hey! You cry farts! I'm waiting for you to challenge on WC!" Aomine boy impatiently pulled up Shanbuki's sobbing power forward, and shouted at the dejected Shanbuki crowd.

"If you have the energy to cry, it proves that you still have energy! Go back to training, Yamabuki!"

"Bastards! Damn sisters, remember me! Our Yamabuki will rise up! The next time the cliff will kill your rhythm! Yamabuki will rise!!"

Captain Saotome sniffled her nose, and pushed back at Aomine unwilling to be outdone, with tear stains on her face. The 1.7-meter man was cute again: "Yamabuki is the best! Oh yeah!!"

"That's about the same!" Qingfeng snorted coldly, turned his head and gathered with the large army.

"This time Diguang has won a big victory, and it is also the first time you have officially played in a game. It is not bad, young people, you are not stage fright at all!" Hongcun smiled and held the camera, "Everyone stand in line! The most important photo of the basketball club! Straighten your back and show the most beautiful smile!"

——With a "click", the six high-spirited teenagers in the photo rarely stand up straight in a very serious manner, but the team of different heights looks like a row of the tallest pines and cypresses. It seems that as long as these six people stand on the field, they will omnipotent.

On the wall of the club activity room of the Teiguang Basketball Club, this photo was carefully placed in the middle of the wall, matching the numerous trophies underneath and shining brightly.

At the bottom of the photo, everyone signed their names crookedly, and——

[To commemorate the victory in the first battle, ... and all sisters. ]

A long, long time later, after the reputation of the Generation of Miracles had spread outside the island country, the (ignorant) innocent juniors of the Teiko Basketball Club all cut a younger sister's head before going on the court to learn from the Generation of Miracles.