Desperate to play basketball!

"woo woo woo woo……"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

At eight o'clock in the evening, bursts of creepy cries came from Aomine Daiki's bedroom.

"Little Heizi, you fickle bastard, I'm angry, I'm really angry, I won't talk to Little Heizi again, I'll definitely never talk to Little Heizi again," rolling on the floor Classmate Kise cried with snot and tears in a mess.

"Zhe Jun Zhe Jun~ What's so good about that woman, isn't it just that her breasts are a little bigger, isn't she just a little more active, isn't she just a little bit of aura, there are no big breasts and no brains, but there are no girls who stick up Alright," Queen Momoi sobbed angrily as she jumped up and down on Aomine's bed and trampled Aomine's poor pillow under her feet.

"Hey, hey, I'm the one who's going to cry," Qingfeng cried out angrily, kicking Kise away and grabbing Momoi with one hand, "Kise! If you dare to drop your snot on my floor, you will die ! And May you bastard let go of my pillow, it's innocent!"

"Do you think I'd like to stay in the room of your stinky, shameless rogue?" Momoi's face changed, and he looked around Aomine's room with disgust, "I feel a muddy and dirty smell lingering in it for a long time. !"

…Looking around, except for the bed, wardrobe and writing desk, the small bedroom is full of messy clothes, socks and Xiao Mai’s erotic photo albums, and the trash can is suspiciously full of toilet paper (Qingfeng: It’s said that I have a cold! That’s for blowing my nose!) Not to mention, even the wall next to the bed is covered with posters of beautiful women with big breasts, and all of them are showing sexy and provocative gestures to people !

"A big erotic flirt! It's all erotic magazines. What the hell is in your head, you ||premature||cooked beast!"

"Nonsense, nonsense!" Qingfeng was furious, "There are also some messy things in your bedroom?! For example, breast enlargement and fucking!"

"You are the one with breast enlargement! You and your family have breast enlargement!!" Queen Momoi frowned, "What's so great about having big breasts!"

"That's right, you won't be able to reach the level of that big sister anyway—wow!" Qingfeng, who was hit in the face by the pillow, pushed the eiderdown pillow away, "Come on, come on! Let's fight hard!"

"Big breasts are nothing! Anyone who likes big breasts is going to die!" Momoi was completely demonized, "Kise get the hell out of here! Let's fight against the big breasted woman and her supporters!"

"Alright, Your Lady Queen! Yes, Your Lady Queen!"

"Hey, hey... you guys——wow!"

... Time went back to the afternoon when school was over.

"... Hey, big sister, who are you!" Qingfeng, who was the first to react, rushed forward and pulled Heizi out of the big sister's arms, "Your family members are so obscene! do you know?"

"Hey...?" Suzanne, the elder sister with a gourd-shaped aura, raised her eyebrows slightly, and suddenly changed her broken Japanese into fluent English, and spoke to Heizi in a crackling voice.

——"Long time no see, Heizi dear, why don't you let my sister come and hug you~" (English)

Qingfeng: ... English is so good!This is a premium black bar absolutely yes!

Xueba Lvjian standing aside: ... the six-level listening comprehension is amazing!I'm the top student, Alexander, okay!

Heizi was taken aback, and subconsciously said to Susanna who had reunited after a long absence with a London accent: "...Coach, please allow me to solemnly reject you, I will suffocate if I do this." (English)

Seeing the opportunity, Huang Lai immediately jumped over and put his arms around Heizi: "Little Heizi, what are you talking about? Xiao Heizi's English is good, can you teach me? Give me extra lessons, Xiao Heizi~"

——The counterattack of the scumbags, do you understand!

"I can't hug, but the golden retriever next to you can hug?" Suzanne twitched the corners of her mouth and narrowed her eyes slightly, "Dear Heizi~ I won't be happy if this happens~" (English)

"..." Heizi glanced at Kise, hit Kise's abdomen with a knife, and only calmly said when the loyal dog squatted down screaming, "Ah, it's gone now." (English)

"..." Suzanne choked, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy, I came back this afternoon, and I drove your brother's car to pick you up, how about it? Come back with me? Me and the side Akashi-kun has already greeted you~" (English)

Heizi tilted his head, and saw Akashi who was sitting in his car rolled down the window, slightly nodded at him gently, and slightly spread his hands to show a helpless look. He immediately understood what Susannah meant by saying hello .

"... Coach, don't mess around. If you break Nissan's sports car, he will be furious." Heizi sighed helplessly, while answering Susanna in English, he apologized to his partners in Japanese, " Well, I'm sorry, everyone, I'll take a step ahead. Also, Kise-kun and Aomine-kun must practice hard tonight."

The blue-haired young man warned so earnestly, and after bowing apologetically, he followed the foreign imperial lady into the sports car and left.

Only the sad homosexuals left behind, oh no, the idiots, facing the ruthless back of the far away Huangsang, tremblingly stretched out their hands and froze in mid-air, trying in vain to hold on, hold on to something...

The sports car started, and Miss Suzanne gave Kise a serious look with a smile on her face, and waved provocatively at the young Kise: "Goodbye~ boy!" This time, she spoke Japanese very fluently.

Kise: ...Fall!Is this provocative?You're so pissed off, little Heizi is swollen, why can he just get into the car of a bad woman!

……

"That's why! That bad girl definitely dragged Xiao Heizi to XX and then OO! My innocent, innocent and cute little angel, woohoo!" After beating up Aomine together with Momoi, Kise began to sob again , kicked Qingfeng’s treasured version of Xiao Mai’s big breasts photo as if venting his anger, "Damn it! Big breasts are amazing! Breasts and butts are amazing!"

"Exactly! The gourd shape is amazing! CET-[-] is amazing!" Momoi echoed angrily.

"...You two guys! Xiao Mai's photo album is innocent!" Qingfeng almost knelt down, picked up all the magazines on the floor tremblingly, opened the cardboard box under the bed and put the magazines carefully Go in, "My big breasts photo, you guys are suffering..."

"Go to hell if you support girls with big breasts!" Momoi pulled the cardboard box that Aomine hid under the bed, trying to tear up all the magazines, "Xiao Huang, come and help me!"

"Xiao Qingfeng's words are definitely to use these to masturbate! Tear them all up!" The loyal dog in the darkened state bared his teeth and rushed over, grabbing the box, "Die with big breasts!"

"Hey, let go, do you hear me! Hit you, let go!" Qingfeng hugged his box tightly, trying to get back the cardboard box with all his strength, and the three of them started a tug-of-war around a box of erotic magazines, "Besides I don’t use these handjobs! I’ve always been——!”

The carton was finally overwhelmed, and it was ripped apart by three people. Countless erotic magazines fell off, and countless photos were scattered on the bottom of the carton!

——It's all sunspots!All are sunspots!Photos of Heizi sleeping, eating, attending class, reading, writing, drinking, playing basketball, wearing casual clothes, wearing ball uniforms, wearing school uniforms, changing clothes Photos of her, walking photos, cycling photos, photos of holding No. [-]...the photos flying all over the sky are all sunspots!Photos from Kuroko in elementary school to Kuroko in middle school!Snowflakes float among the silent trio.

... There was an eerie silence for three seconds.

Huang Lai: "...Xiao, Qing, Feng!"

Momoi: "...Shou, die, let's go!!"

"Wait, wait—let me put away Heizi's photos first!" Qingfeng lay on the ground all over, protecting the photos scattered all over the floor, "If you step on me, I will kill you!"

"Xiao Qingfeng, you pervert! You actually took pictures secretly! You took so many pictures!"

"Ada, you're definitely insulting Zhejun! The photos are confiscated! There are even photos of eating and sleeping. I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such stinky shameless people!"

"That's right! I've never taken pictures of Xiao Heizi's sleepy eyes!"

Kise, who accidentally exposed herself, is filled with indignation!

"Xiao Huang, you too! Hand over the photo!"

"Wait, isn't our party discussing how to fight against that big-breasted beauty?!"

"Azhe Mingming asked us to practice!"

"I don't care! Hand over the photo! Wow~ Tianma Meteor Fist! Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms! Look at the palms!"

……

Also looking at the photos, in the Atobe House on the other side, Susanna looked at the photo albums of Heizi and Atobe with a smile, and said with emotion, "It's true, both Heizi and Keigo have grown so big where I can't see them." , It seemed that yesterday I was still holding a racket and looked fat, sister, I am so sad."

"Who is fat?!" Atobe frowned, "Not a gorgeous woman! My uncle has been a standard golden figure since he was a child!...Speaking of which, it's been so long since I haven't seen you, are you fat?"

"...Ahem, let's change the subject." Susanna's expression changed, "Come on, Jingwu and Heizi, come to the tennis court with rackets. If you don't test your progress, I will be a coach for nothing!"

"Ah, there is nothing wrong with me, it's just Tetsuya." Atobe gave Heizi a sideways look, and said casually, "Do you cooperate well with that Kise? I heard that Kise... likes you?"

"I'm fine too. And, Nissan is such a big man, don't you feel ashamed to spread gossip?" He calmly pushed back, seeing Atobe's face flushed with satisfaction, "Kise-kun doesn't like me, Kise-kun I like someone else."

"...Is there any mistake? I just wanted to dig into your love history, Heizi, but you rejected it in an instant. That Kise really doesn't like you...?" Susanna asked tentatively, and Suzanne pressed her tightly Stare into Heizi's eyes.

"Kise-kun, just treat me as a good friend. Don't like me."

Faced with the questioning of Kuroko, he said so categorically. If Kise heard it, maybe Kise Ryota would change his name to Kise and cry blind.

"...That's it."

With a sigh, Suzanne and Atobe exchanged meaningful eye contact, and then both returned to normal.

——"Ah, I feel that you are still useful once in a while, coach." The arrogant Atobe boy concluded in this way.

"...It would be better if you stayed away from Tetsuya too."

...Hmm, I don't know how did Kise-kun and Aomine-kun practice tonight?Did I help Kise-kun?Kise, who doesn't reject gays, thinks so in the mind of Heizi, who occasionally wants to help Kise and Aomine.

[And, I hope Aomine-kun and Kise-kun will also have a wonderful match tomorrow. ]

The sunspot boy with such thoughts and wishes, when he saw Kise and Aomine with dark circles under their eyes the next day, his expression was a bit ugly, especially when Aomine and Kise were still cooperating so badly, Heizi stubbornly resisted the urge to send two of them to see Hades, each with a knife in his hand.

——What the hell did you guys do together last night! !

"Xiao Heizi! Don't worry! I will cooperate with Xiao Qingfeng! Although Xiao Qingfeng is a pervert!" Huang Lai clenched his fist and vowed.Xiaoqingfeng has collected a lot of photos!Simply sick!

"...Thank you Kise-kun." So what did the perverted Aomine-kun do to Kise-kun last night?

"Azhe, trust me! I never did anything perverted to you! No matter what Huang SE says, don't believe him!" Aomine told Heizi anxiously over and over again.I didn't shoot you!I really didn't take a sneak shot, you have to believe me!

"Okay... Aomine-kun." Of course you won't be perverted to me, but you are perverted to Kise-kun, I understand.

"Zhejun Zhejun, let me tell you, Ah Da and Xiao Huang did something too much last night!" Both of them secretly took photos of you!Much better!Also divided into albums!Pay off the date!Also divided into acts!The most important thing is not to give it to me!

Momoi complained angrily.

"Well, I understand." Sure enough, Ms. Momoi also found out, so it seems that Kise-kun and Aomine-kun should be in love with each other.Heizi nodded in satisfaction.

——So what are chickens and ducks talking about?Leave half of the talk for such high-level and high-tech things, you guys with insufficient IQ balance can't handle it, give it up!

"Beep—we'll be here in 10 minutes!"

"The winning group is: Shuzo Nijimura, Seijuro Akashi, Shintaro Midorima!"

The referee's eyes were on KIRAKIRA, looking at Akashi and Midorima as if the peasant uncle saw Jin Kela.

Kise, Aomine, and Matsumoto who were eliminated tragically: ... ORZ

Feeling a chill behind them, Aomine and Kise turned their heads stiffly, and saw Heizi standing outside the court calmly with a gloomy face, and turned their heads unhappily when they saw Aomine and Kise looking over.

"Aomine-kun, Kise-kun, I misread you."

"...Little Heizi! QAQ!!"

"...Hey, Ah Zhe!"

After Hongcun and Matsumoto made brief statistics and discussed with the referees and seniors, the list of the main candidates was finally finalized.When the list appeared, the seniors of the second and third grades unexpectedly did not intend to refute at all, but applauded sincerely, cheering for the newly appointed team members!

"Then, the main candidates for this year's Teiko Basketball Club are: Akashi Seijuro, Kuroko Tetsuya, Midorima Shintaro, Murasakihara Atsushi, Matsumotokaku...and I, Hongcun Shuzao." Hongcun coughed a few times, and looked at the basketball majesticly. The members announced, and pointed to the first-year team members who stood up one by one.

After a slight pause in his gaze, he looked at Aomine and Kise, who were kneeling in depression, before Hongcun continued, "...substitutes, Ryota Kise, and Daiki Aomine. The above are the regular elections for this year's Teiko Basketball Club. Six people, and the list of two substitutes! Are you clear?!"

"Yes—deputy department!"

Amidst the roar, under the leverage of the first graders, the seniors of the second and third grades responded with sincerity and sincerity.

"I'm the Emperor of Prophecy, okay? Sure enough, this ominous premonition has come true..."

"Go to the first grade! Kill Kirisaki, kill Ice Emperor, kill Tong Huang!"

"Come on, Heizi, we are your fans, why not!"

"Oh, Aomine and Kise, you have to work hard, hahaha~"

"Master Akashi, I'm married!" → The person who said this sentence was stabbed in the corpse by Akashi with a pair of scissors.

——"All in all! The candidates! Go to the battlefield with the full resentment and expectations of the seniors!"