My friends who complain about the gang are weird

Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie are staring at you carefully at this moment.

Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses, looked at you with blue eyes without blinking, and then frowned: "Jie, I have not been cursed, and there is no curse spirit on my body."

Xia Youjie opened his eyes and sighed heavily: "It's me."

U Smile.

"But she has kept this smile since the beginning, and the curvature has not changed! And it looks completely different from usual!" Gojo Satoru propped his head and said to Xia Youjie in shock.

"Could it have been stimulated by something? Yuzu won't know that her game save file was accidentally deleted by us, right?" Xia Youjie deduced calmly.

"Or was it discovered that I used her as an excuse to deceive Principal Moth?" Wujo Satoru also began to analyze.

You: Couldn't laugh and punched two best friends.

The two who were knocked on the head felt relieved and said, "That's right."

"What, didn't you say that smiling is the best hint!" You fell on the table a little discouraged.

Xia Youjie asked you curiously: "What's wrong?"

You quickly explained that you are studying love skills in depth and working hard to learn theoretical knowledge.

In fact, you have never been in love before, and you know nothing about it, and you want to apply what you have learned from books.

It seems that a subtle smile is not suitable for you, you decide to change the direction of study, Gojo Satoru volunteered to let him try your study results.

"Well... the next thing is to talk to boys, okay, let me try!" You looked at the book with a learning attitude and experimented with Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru looked over expectantly.

"Wu, you look really big!" You read out the words in the textbook word by word.

Wujo Wu's expression froze suddenly, and Xia Youjie laughed indistinctly beside him.

"? Isn't that okay? It says that a boy will be happy when others praise his physique! Wujo, are you happy?" You looked at Gojo Wujo seriously and asked.

Gojo Satoru was silent for a while.

It seems that he is not very happy, you turn to the next page: "Then let me put it another way, did you say your name is Altman?"

"?" Wujo Wu couldn't laugh, and asked you: "What is the profound meaning of this sentence?"

"The book says that if you say a name you like but it's wrong, he will understand that you have a crush on him... Wu, do you understand?"

Gojo Satoru didn't understand, so he couldn't help but interrupt you and ask what kind of book you were holding.

""How to Conquer a Handsome Boy", do you have any questions?" You read the title, "I remember Jie also read it."

Wujo Wu silently turned his head to look at his best friend, Xia Youjie smiled for a while and then explained to you: "The content of this book is not trustworthy."

Well, after hearing what he said, you also feel that the above content is a bit outdated, so you decide to change to another book to study, and you solemnly open "Guide to Love".

[Love Guide 1: First of all, you must show yourself to be different, so that the other party can be attracted to you at a glance in the crowd. 】

It's different... You nodded in understanding, picked up your phone and asked your reliable friends.

[Grapefruit (enlightenment version): (colorful hair color.jpg), do you think this color is unique enough? ]

[Miss Suzuki:?You don't have to sacrifice so much for the show. ]

[Grapefruit (Enlightenment Version): No, I want to impress people. ]

[Miss Suzuki: I don’t think this is going to work. It’s better to put a light bulb on your head if your eyes are bright. ]

[Grapefruit (Enlightenment Version): !good idea! ]

[Xiaolan: Yuanzi, she won't really believe it...? ]

[Miss Suzuki: ...it shouldn't be so. ]

Lightbulbs are of course out of the question, so you find someone with superpowers.

[Kusuo Amen, can you let me have the holy light like Teruhashi-san? ]

[Coffee Jelly: ... no. ]

Well, the psychic vetoed it decisively, and you decided to skip this one for the time being.

【Love Guide 2: Ask the boys around you about their ideal type and love view, and only by understanding boys can you attack better. 】

You put down your phone, touched your chin and asked Gojo Wujo next to you: "Wujo, what is your ideal type?"

"Hmm...you don't need to be too strong, as long as you can fight back and forth with me." Gojo Satoru nodded affirming his own words.

"..." You shouldn't have asked him, you turned your head to look at Xia Youjie, "Jie, what about you?"

"Me?" Xia Youjie thought for a while and answered, "It's a cheerful and lively ordinary person who agrees with me."

"What's your opinion?" You asked curiously.

"Socialist core values." Xia Youjie replied.

After thinking about it, you think it should be the conjurer's problem, so when they went to perform the task, you passed by Poirot Cafe and walked in.

"Toru," you stop Toru Amuro and ask, "What is your view on love?"

Toru Amuro was a little surprised by your question. After thinking for a while, he said, "My view on love... I hope my lover will feel safe with my efforts. No one can touch her."

"Well, it's very responsible. May I ask, who is your lover?" You blinked and looked at him.

"This country." He answered you seriously.

...Almost forgot, the person in front of you is Guo Xinglian, you think he should belong to someone who agrees with Xia Youjie's three views.

It must be because the people I asked were not ordinary people, you decided to turn your target to the friends of Teiko Basketball Club.

[Grapefruit (Enlightenment Version): Cui Cui!Question, what is your view on love? ]

[Know the destiny by doing everything: obey the destiny. ]

[Yuzu (Enlightenment Version): ? ]

Afterwards, I asked several other friends about their ideal types, and the answers everyone gave were "girls with good figures", "people who like to drink vanilla milkshakes", "people who rank higher than him in the game", etc. What do you think of these None of the answers seem to make any sense.

"So," Momoi Wuyue asked you curiously while drinking milk tea, "Have you reached any conclusions after asking so many people?"

You nodded solemnly and said, "I have come to a very important conclusion—"

Momoi Itsuki looked at you expectantly and said slowly:

"Ah Zheng is indeed the only normal person."

Momoi Wuyue really wanted to change her name to Momoi Wuyu, so she had to personally advise you.

The only normal person, Akashi Seijuro, is serious at this moment.

Shibu Lingyang passed by and saw it, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion that she is indeed Xiaozheng, and she spends her rest time reading.

He must be reading some kind of inscrutable book, Shibuchi Lingyang thought so, walked over and asked casually: "Xiao Zheng, what book are you reading?"

"Love psychology." Akashi Seijuro replied without raising his head, apparently studying it carefully.

"Love psychology...it really is, wait, what psychology?" Shibuchi Lingyang wondered if she heard it wrong, and the other party repeated: "Love psychology."

His eyes lit up immediately, and he sat confidently beside Akashi Seijuro and patted his chest and said, "Xiao Zheng, it's useless to read books like this! You have to let someone with experience do it!"

Akashi Seijuro looked up at him suspiciously.

"Cough," Shibuchi Lingyang cleared her throat and said, "I have a lot of experience, so feel free to ask me any questions about this!"

"Really?" Akashi Seijuro propped his chin and put down the book, "Then what experience do you have?"

Reo Shibuchi spoke confidently: "First of all, let's start with what she likes, what does she like?"

"Ultraman, Panda." Akashi Seijuro replied without hesitation.

Shibuchi Reo was silent for a while and then continued: "Ultraman skips first, panda...you can ask him to go to the zoo."

"She has a panda." Akashi Seijuro immediately rejected the other party's proposal.

"Well, that's really a coincidence, is there anything else she's interested in?" Reo Mibuchi continued to ask.

"She is interested in everything." Akashi Seijuro thought about it seriously, and found that the girl's curiosity was indeed very strong.

Shibuchi Lingyang frowned: "Well...the hobbies are too broad, it's really not easy to find common topics, by the way, how about letting her come to Luoshan! It just so happens that the cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully recently! Confess under the cherry blossoms Sounds romantic!"

Akashi Seijuro lowered his eyes thoughtfully.

"How about going to Akashi-kun's house to enhance your relationship?" Momoi Itsuki gave you advice.

You looked at her shyly: "Will this be too fast?"

Momoi Itsuki knocked on you helplessly and said, "I meant to go to Akashi-kun's house to see Yukimaru or something, or to visit Luoshan, in short, you can find an excuse or whatever."

You think her idea is feasible, so you tell her excitedly: "I heard that the canteen in Luoshan is super delicious!"

Momoi Itsuki spread his hands, forget it, I can only let Akashi-kun work hard.

After Akashi Seijuro returned home, he received a message notification sound of special concern. He picked up his mobile phone and clicked to check it.

[Grapefruit (enlightened version): Ah Zheng! ]

[Snow Maru: What's wrong? ]

You are still thinking about it seriously, originally you wanted to ask the other party directly if you can go to Luoshan to play, but Momoi Wuyue's advice this afternoon appeared in your mind: "Don't be too direct, what if Akashi-kun is scared away by you? "

Even though you retorted that Akashi Seijuro couldn't be scared so easily, and he would be calm even if you raised a panda, Momoi Itsuki still advises you to be tactful and not expose your purpose too clearly.

Hmm... to be tactful, after you think about it, ask him first: [Are you free recently? ]

The other party quickly replied to you: [The recent work is basically done. ]

You scratched your head in distress, but couldn't think of a better excuse. It seemed a bit abrupt to directly say that you want to go to Luoshan. You raised your head and thought about it, and from the corner of your eye, you saw the cat playing with you, and you had a flash of inspiration.

[My cat recently learned how to shoot basketball, do you want to see it? ]

Akashi Seijuro smiled and replied: [I want to see it. ]

So you successfully made an appointment with the other party to watch the cat shoot at Luoshan High School, and turned your attention to your kitten.

Hiss...how can the kitten learn how to shoot?Very anxious to wait online.