My friends who complain about the gang are weird

After Noctua Zhengdao explained seriously for the third time, the girl on the phone barely believed that he hadn't done anything illegal.

"It turned out to be a curse skeleton... I almost wanted to call the police." After you calmed down and heard Noctua Moth's explanation, you breathed a sigh of relief.

Gojo Satoru propped his hands behind his head and said loudly, "Don't worry, Yuzu, that Noctua moth managed to get promoted to the headmaster~"

"And if he really did something illegal, we will be the first to report him." Xia Youjie added seriously.

Their voices were so loud that they were afraid that the night moth on the other side of the phone would not be able to hear them.

You held your phone and said to Ye Mo Zhengdao in a very sympathetic tone: "Thank you, principal."

The only answer to you is a sigh and "You two, go back to the high school!"

Gojo Wu pretended not to hear, and asked Xia Youjie, "Jie, did you hear someone talking?"

"No, you're hallucinating." Xia Youjie was indeed a close friend, and he cooperated very well.

Ye Mozheng hangs up the phone cursingly, you feel sympathetic to him again, turn your head to educate the two worrying friends and say: "Can you two be more mature! The principal is a man in his 50s How difficult it is! After a long time, it will lead to high blood pressure!"

Gojo Satoru suddenly laughed.

You frowned and pretended to be serious: "What are you laughing at! I mean it!"

Xia Youjie raised his eyes to remind you, "Mr. Ye Moth is not yet 50 years old."

"!" You quickly covered your mouth, very glad that Principal Ye Moth hung up the phone earlier.

Gojo Satoru in turn educates you: "Noctua moth will have high blood pressure when it hears your words hahahaha!"

You cover your face silently, Principal Ye Moth must have worried too much to appear more vicissitudes, well, then in the final analysis it is Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's problem!

The vicissitudes of the night moth Zhengdao welcomed the expectant girl in the office the next day. The girl looked left and right, looked at him with sparkling eyes, and muttered: "Panda... hehe, panda..."

"..." Ye Mo Zhengdao couldn't help wondering if the person in front of him had been cursed. He was silent for a while and said, "The panda is playing with Nanako and Mimiko."

More precisely, Nanako and Mimiko are playing with pandas.

The little panda is fluffy, with round eyes flickering. Nanako and Mimiko lead it for a walk. You walk over and smile happily. You have successfully touched the panda in your lifetime.

Gojo Satoru saw the smile on your face not far away, poked Xia Youjie next to him and asked, "Jie, is it that I'm still cute in pandas?"

Xia Youjie moved away from him in disgust.

"But..." You looked at the panda thoughtfully and asked, "If it goes out like this, will it really not be caught back to the zoo?"

Fu Heihui explained from the side: "Pandas are self-aware, so they have to grow up to have their own emotions and talk."

You can't help but think about the Japanese-speaking panda and protest, "No, that's not reasonable!"

"What's unreasonable?" Gojo Satoru approached you and asked you.

"It's not right for a panda to speak Japanese, no, I must teach it Chinese!" The girl in front of her suddenly became very motivated.

Gojo Satoru didn't understand: "There is no difference between speaking Chinese and Japanese, right?"

"The difference is huge! It's as big as the difference between your appearance and personality!" You said plausibly.

?Gojo Satoru felt as if someone was implicating him.

At your insistence, Principal Noctua said that it is not a bad thing to learn another language, so you appeared in the Tokyo Metropolitan Central Library.

When Akashi Seijuro saw a familiar figure, the other party was looking up at the book on the top shelf, and whispered to the book: "I can't get it, or you can drop it yourself, I will definitely take it well hold you!"

Akashi Seijuro couldn't help feeling cute and funny, and walked towards the other party.

You were still seriously discussing with the books on the high place, and suddenly you noticed someone approaching behind you, just about to turn around, your back was pressed against your chest, and you saw the red hair from the corner of your eye, relieved, the other person raised his arm Stretch to the top, point to the book and lower your eyes and ask you softly: "Do you want to take this book?"

You just wanted to nod, but you thought that nodding might hit the other person's chin, so you said out loud, "This is it."

The boy's unique clear fragrance permeates the tip of his nose, and through the shirt, you can clearly hear the regular heartbeat of the other party.

If the Mary Sue in the row below hadn't screamed, you might not have reacted so quickly.

This distance seems a bit too close.

"Here." Akashi Seijuro took down the book and handed it to you with a smile. Seeing that the other party quickly retreated to a safe range, you felt something was wrong, and thanked him with a blink of an eye.

"Ah Zheng, do you also come to the library to borrow books?" You glanced at the books in his hand, such as "General Economics", "Negotiation with Advantage", "Psychology of Love".

Hey, it seems that a strange thing has been mixed in.

Look at the books in your hands: "How to Communicate with Small Animals", "How to Become a Time Management Master", "Panda Guide".

Hmm...the gap seems to be a bit big.

Akashi Seijuro nodded and said with a smile, "I just came to Tokyo for business, so I borrowed some books." He looked at the books you were holding with some curiosity, "These books...look very interesting."

"Cough, no, I'm just learning how to teach pandas to speak Chinese." You explained shyly.

Akashi Seijuro smiled slightly: "If you have learned it, can you teach me Chinese?"

You answered him in a daze: "Of course it's no problem, but why do you want to learn Chinese?"

"Hmm..." The person in front of him thought for a while, and then his smile deepened, "I want to know something more."

You scratched your head, sighing that Akashi Seijuro is really an excellent and hardworking person.

But... are you not surprised at all about teaching pandas to learn Chinese? !You thought about it and asked directly.

Akashi Seijuro said calmly: "After all, it's you, I don't think there's anything to be surprised about."

Rather, he was used to the fact that the girl in front of him did not play cards according to common sense from time to time, even if she said that she had raised a panda, he thought it was quite normal.

But it's still not good if it is reported, well, it's okay, he can solve it.

You feel that your image in Akashi Seijuro's mind seems a bit wrong.

The "Psychology of Love" in his hand shouted: [Do I still need to teach this?Get me together immediately! ]

"..." You looked at the book in his hand, and thought for a while in silence, sure enough, it wasn't an illusion before.

Akashi Seijuro really has ideas for me!

When Momoi Wuyue received your message, she sent a series of ellipses: [...Yuzu, wake up!I thought you confirmed it when you were at the amusement park!No matter how you think about it, Akashi-kun wouldn't ask a girl to go to an amusement park alone!This is obviously not right! ]

[Yuzi who is not slow at all: But I couldn't see it at all when I was in middle school!Why suddenly our pure tablemate relationship has changed now? ]

[The king of cooking: I noticed it when I was in middle school, how could Akashi-kun carry candy and milk with him, sure enough, it was either given by you or brought to you! ]

[Yuzu who is not slow at all: Isn’t it normal to share snacks with each other? ]

[The king of cooking: But he is Seijuro Akashi! ]

[Yuzu who is not slow at all: What happened to Akashi Seijuro?Could it be that Ah Zheng can't eat snacks?Does something big happen when he eats a snack? ]

[The king of cooking: ... immediately change your name to be particularly slow!Akashi-kun, he hasn't even eaten the chocolate given by others on Valentine's Day! ]

[Yuzu who is not slow at all: You are lying, I saw him eat the chocolate I made (shaking his head. jpg). ]

Momoi Wuyue helplessly raised her forehead, she really wanted to wake her friend up, that's because you did it!

[The king of cooking: not only snacks, but also many more, such as when you were hit by Midorima's basketball, Akashi-kun rejected the matter of the student union and guarded you!And when I received your resignation application form, I talked with Haizaki for a long time! ]

[Yuzi who is not dull at all: Hiss... so there are so many inside stories that I don't know! ]

[The king of cooking: Wait, after talking so much, since you have confirmed that Akashi-kun likes you, what about you?What do you think? ]

...you are lost in thought.

In the past, you were the one who shouted "Smart men don't fall in love, build a beautiful China". You can hardly imagine that such a thing as falling in love happened to you. After all, your goal in life is to have a group of good friends and a cat. As for a boyfriend , never appeared in your life plan.

After all, you're a shy person, and it's hard not to feel awkward when a friendship sours.

But if the target is Seijuro Akashi.

Excellent and gentle, handsome when playing basketball, handsome when playing chess, will unconsciously become happy when seeing the other party's mood, will care about the image of oneself in the other party's heart, and hope that the other party will not bear too much "genius" pressure.

It took a long time for Momoi Itsuki to receive a reply from the other party.

[Yuzi who is not at all dull: I am miserable, I am in love! (Shy.jpg)]

Momoi Wuzuki sighed that it was not easy for Akashi Seijuro, the person on the other side finally enlightened, she originally wanted to say that she should build up a relationship with the other party, and then saw the question sent by the girl:

[Do you think it’s better for me to give roses to confess my love or give me a basketball? ]

[The king of cooking:?Confession? ]

[Yuzi who is not slow at all: That's right, are you still in a daze after you've made up your mind?No, I must confess my love before Ah Zheng, and catch him off guard! ]

[King of cooking: ... Grapefruit, falling in love is not a competition, there is no need to compete for this kind of thing!Don't mess around! ]

With her persuasion efforts, the person on the other side reluctantly gave up the idea of ​​"preemptive confession".

[Yuzi who is not slow at all: Alright, then I will hide from Ah Zheng for a few days. ]

[The king of cooking: why?Are you afraid of Akashi-kun? ]

[Yuzi who is not slow at all: No, I am afraid that I will frighten him with my outrageous words. ]

Alright, Momoi Itsuki shrugged, she admired her friend's brain circuit very much, after thinking about the situation between herself and Kuroko Tetsuya, she realized that those two will happen sooner or later, what is she worrying about?

I don't know why, Momoi Wuyue sent a voice after a while, click to listen.

"If you and Akashi-kun don't invite me to dinner in the future, I will cook for you."

What a terrible threat!You immediately promise her that you will treat her to dinner.