My friends who complain about the gang are weird

i am a cat.

After my serious investigation and comparison, the only one person living in this area, a girl who looks wealthy, became my candidate for shit shoveling officer.

In this way, I successfully moved in by virtue of my beauty.

When I was named Cat Cake and Gin, I knew something wasn't quite right.

From what I've observed, my shovel has some minor issues.

First of all, she will communicate with the things around her. They often talk about some topics that I don’t understand very well. My shit shoveling officer has also tried to chat with me, such as:

"Cat cake, do you want to go to the bathroom?"

I uttered a cry expressing that I didn't want to, but the person in front of me didn't seem to understand, and after thinking for a while, I changed my way:

"Meow→Meow↗, Meow↗Meow↑Meow↓Meow↓Meow↗Meow?"

"..." Forget it, don't communicate with humans ineffectively.

Although I can't understand human behavior, who makes me a mature cat?So after I went to the college, I was exposed to both rain and dew, and never stayed in a room with one person for more than an hour. It is worth mentioning that the strange bangs meow language is very good, and I can understand what I mean; a mature social animal The way of stroking the cat is very good, I am very satisfied; so I will stay in these two rooms for a few more minutes, the remaining white hair is too much, often pinching my face and saying that he is the prettiest.

I ignored him because I suspected he was a cat demon turned into a spirit.

Sure enough, someone called him a chicken and broke a cat. He must have changed from a cat. Whether it is hair color or eyes, he is very similar to my kind, um...but his personality is very dog.

So I gave up on meeting him.

In this way, I wandered around in everyone's room, lying on the window to bask in the sun, and the life in the college is simply ideal for cats.

Logically speaking, I just need to be responsible for being cute.

Until yesterday, I heard the shit shovel officer staring at me and muttering: "How can a cat learn to shoot?"

?I was wrong, my shit shoveler is very problematic.

Fortunately, she should just talk... right?

The next day, I dressed up and carried me into Luoshan High School. When I saw the red-haired boy, I immediately understood that I was cat bait.

I don't know why the cat cake is a little restless today, you stroked its fluffy fur to comfort it: "Don't worry, I will try my best not to let you shoot."

Luoshan High School Student Council President's Office.

You arrived at the school ahead of time, and after walking around the huge school, you saw the student council president's office.

Hey, the door is not locked.

You opened it with a slight push, and poked your head out quietly, only to find that no one was inside.

There are neatly stacked documents on the desk, and it is easy to tell the owner of this place from the books on the side bookshelf and the shogi on the small table. You look around very curiously.

Well, very Akashi style.

But you still found some special things here, such as some group photos full of memories, a red chick you gave, many suspected love letters, and cat food.

Hey, why is there cat food here?You think with some doubts, Akashi doesn't keep cats...

Thinking of this, you suddenly stopped, and suddenly reacted and looked at your empty arms.

Wait, where's my cat?

Of course I sneaked away when the shit shovel officer wasn't paying attention. It's impossible to shoot a basketball. It's impossible to shoot a basketball in this life!

I'm going to run away from home today, no one can stop me——

"Strange, why is there a kitten here?" A boy's voice came from above his head, he looked up, um, very good, it's up to you, take me away from home.

Dai Qianxun fell for this kitten.

For some unknown reason, the cat was unexpectedly unafraid of life. When it saw him, it jumped on him, and he had to hold it carefully.

There is a sign hanging around the cat's neck, which seems to have an owner.

Dai Qianxun picked up the sign and looked at it, it said: This is cat cake, isn't it super cute?

...?He felt the cat owner's full of showing off, but, was this brand originally used for this purpose?

Dai Qianxun was confused for a moment. After looking around, there was no one around, so she had to carry the kitten to the basketball court for training.

When his companions saw the cute kitten, their eyes lit up, saying that this is what a macho should look at, and then stretched out their claws to the kitten.

The kitten enjoyed it a lot.

When Akashi Seijuro and the supervisor walked into the basketball court, they saw his players gathered together, constantly saying "I'm going to faint" "Ah, give me a breath!" "Who can stand this?" "I also want!"

The supervisor next to him couldn't help asking: "Akashi, are your team members a little stressed?"

"..." He was uncommonly silent.

"They're gathering people to smoke, right? That's not acceptable!" The supervisor then said a few words and patted him on the shoulder. "Thank you for supervising them. If you have any problems, please come to me. The school attaches great importance to the psychological state of students." questionable."

After the supervisor left, Akashi Seijuro looked at the few people suspected of gathering to smoke, and asked with a smile, "What are you doing?"

Several team members turned their heads and found him, and waved his hands excitedly and said: "Captain! Come suck cat too!"

"I don't suck... cats?" Akashi Seijuro paused, and after confirming that he had heard correctly, he walked forward and found that there was indeed a kitten in the center surrounded by everyone.

They're mobbing pussy.

But... Akashi Seijuro felt that the cat looked familiar. He picked up the sign under the cat's neck and glanced at the words on it, and immediately knew the cat's origin.

"Okay, you go to training first." Dismissing the team members who were reluctant to leave the cat, Akashi Seijuro picked up the kitten and sat on the chair, put the cat on his lap and took out his mobile phone.

When you received the news from Akashi Seijuro, you were still asking the cherry tree on the campus about the cat, and the other party called directly, and you pressed the answer button.

"Crooked? Ah Zheng, what's the matter?" You asked him while looking around while your attention was still on the cat that slipped away.

"Yuyou, are you in school?" The other party asked suddenly, and you asked him in surprise how he knew.

"Your cat told me." His clear and gentle voice reached your ears through the mobile phone, and you don't know why it makes your ears feel a little itchy.

Maybe you were tired from running, and when you arrived at the basketball court, the cat cake had already fallen asleep on Akashi Seijuro's lap, and you touched your head in embarrassment and said, "Ah Zheng, I'm sorry, I just slipped away without noticing it." I didn't expect to come here."

Akashi Seijuro shook his head with a light smile, stroked the cat gently and asked, "It's okay, why didn't you tell me when we arrived?"

"Ah, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to leave, so I walked around first." You sat next to him and sighed while looking at the heartless cat.

After entrusting the cat to everyone in the basketball club, Akashi Seijuro took you on a serious tour of the school.

The wind blows gently, and the cherry blossoms on the cherry tree fall with the wind. You shake your head, trying to shake the petals off your head.

Akashi Seijuro stretched out his hand to shake off the unshakable petals on your head, and you slightly raised your eyes to look at him.

Noticing your gaze, he lowered his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and looked at you seriously.

It seemed to be in the pink range at first, but you suddenly didn't turn your mind around, looked at his red eyes and sighed: "How could I have thought I was wearing colored contact lenses for such beautiful eyes?"

Akashi Seijuro said with a smile in his voice, "I was surprised too."

"However, Ah Zheng, you accepted the colored contact lenses I gave you without saying anything. Thinking about it now, I'm too much!" You reflect seriously, and think it's amazing that the original gift was not returned.

Akashi Seijuro's smile deepened: "However, you made the other me stymie."

"By the way, I've always been curious. Is there any difference between the other you and the current you?" You think about it seriously. According to Akashi Seijuro's confession, the other him occasionally appeared in junior high school, but as a fellow You at the table, except in terms of address, did not find any difference in other places.

"The other one is stronger. He is the incarnation of victory, but he doesn't seem to be particularly strong when facing you." Akashi Seijuro recalled that his second personality rarely showed strength when getting along with the girl in front of him. On the one hand, and can be defeated by the opponent's magical brain circuit every time, for example, if he hesitates after speaking, he will lose, and immediately continue to speak decisively, and it will be in vain.

You nodded in understanding, no wonder you couldn't notice the difference, you thought it was a secondary disease common to boys in junior high school.

"However, Yuzu," Akashi Seijuro looked up at you with a serious expression, "I never mention this to others, even my father doesn't know about it."

You looked at him with a little surprise, and backed away slowly: "You don't want to kill the shark, don't you, don't worry, Ah Zheng, I definitely won't say anything!"

But Akashi Seijuro should not be such a person, you hesitate to look at him.

Seeing your panicked look, he couldn't help curling his lips and said, "I mean, you're not someone else."

You froze when you took a step back, reacted to the other party's meaning, guessed his next move, and stopped him first: "Wait, wait, I'll talk first!"

Akashi Seijuro raised his eyebrows and looked at the person in front of him who took out a rose out of nowhere.

"Cough, Ah Zheng," you were still a little nervous when confessing for the first time, "Actually, my cat hasn't learned how to shoot, and my cat can't learn how to shoot either... Oh, it doesn't matter!"

"The important thing is, the cat and I really want to see you, so I have no choice but to say, "You can't think of any logic, just say what you think, "I thought about it carefully, it doesn't matter if the cat didn't learn how to shoot. It finds someone who is good at basketball and it will definitely learn it. I like you. Although I am very slow in emotion, I still know a little bit, and I have a lot of friends... So, can you teach cat cake to shoot? ?”

Seeing the red-haired boy nodded with a smile, you continue to explain: "I mean——"

"I know," Akashi Seijuro interrupted you rarely, and looked over with a smile, "Yuzu, I wanted to say it a long time ago, Yukimaru also wants to learn Chinese, and I like you too, so please teach it gone."

Maobing can't learn how to shoot basketball, and Yukimaru can't learn Chinese.

So you will always be together.

You blinked and looked at him, and asked tentatively, "So, did I succeed in preempting my confession?"

"Well," he chuckled, his gentle eyes met your gaze, "I lost to you."

You smile proudly.

Basketball Hall.

Quietly opened my eyes, very good, the two main characters are not there, it seems that I don't have to be pulled to shoot.

No one should have noticed that I was pretending to sleep, right?